Shayne Topp

Because they're saying boner.

Yes, yes.

I get it.

Because it's fantasy.

My craziest not... It wasn't, like, a smut book, but when I was in, like, seventh grade, I had to do, like, a book report, and I had to do, like... And I was like, hey, Dad, any good books you're reading?

Because I was... I got this porno ad.

But he recommends me this book and it's like a historical fiction and it was all really good and a very good book.

But there was like two things in it where I read it and it was, you know, I was in seventh grade and there was this like very smutty section where it was just like describing like... And it was crazy because it was like part of it was like kind of revolutionary or like industrial revolution period.

And this guy was like a coal miner.

And then he like goes and like...

it gets out of the coal mine and has sex with like his whoever in like a bathtub.

And it was the craziest thing.

And I was reading it and I was like, I was like, does my dad remember what was in this book?

Cause I feel like he wouldn't just give me this book to read if he remembered like these scenes in it.

Probably not.

And then I was like, how old are you?

like seventh grade okay but okay seventh grade but conservative christian school seventh grade yeah like reading that no i know he read it but and i was like well i'm too far gone now to like change books and then i did the book report on it i was like i had this like fear in the back of my head i was like surely like the teacher isn't gonna like go look at the book and then be like he read a weird book i was like very scared of that but that was the first time i read anything

Whoa.

Who's got time to flip over, you know?

Who's got time?