Sheldon (Jonathan's Uncle)
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44 appearances
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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Press where to and then type. Do you have an address? Yeah, I do. Okay.
It's like we're on a safari.
We invited him to your bar mitzvah, and he returned a very cold card. Sorry, we will not be attending. It was, you know, so mean. You know what I mean? Even the writing...
I'm relaxed. I'm kind of old to get anxious, you know what I mean?
A little bit apprehensive now.
Yeah. It's going to be very strange. I mean, the man is a stranger to me now, and yet he's my brother. You understand? It's a very strange feeling.
I wonder if he's getting nervous. Maybe. Because he's waiting for us, right?
Is this his door? I'll double check. Oh, here he is. Hey.
This is Jonathan.
I smell a good smell of cigar.
Now there's things I want to know. You said that Rainy died. Yeah, she did die.
The uncle died. The uncle died? He was the youngest brother. Oh, he died long ago. He died, eh? Oh, you know who died? Who? Hoffman. Hoffman? A real prick. Yeah, I didn't know him that well. A real prick. Yeah, yeah. Knish. Oh, that shocked him. Yeah, he was fat. He was fat. Redhead. Redhead, right. Yeah, yeah. Knish.
Remember the hallabaloo he had with the hair dyer, that heavyset girl? She was a manicurist. She was a hair dyer. Manicurist. No, she was a hair dyer. Here's what happened. She went over to Irving.
I found her body. I did. I opened the door. No. I did. My mother was across the street at Greenberg. I remember walking in. I looked in on her. And I knew she was dead as soon as I saw her. I never saw a dead body in my life, but I knew she was dead.
I remember looking in on the room to see how she was. I said it was awfully quiet.
Some credit. Some credit.
Smacking her around, yeah. She ran out. Yeah. So what happened the next morning?
Yeah. Look in the closet, her clothes were gone. She left.
And they came back to try to get you. They wanted you to come back with them. And where were you? I was there, but they were trying to drag you out of the house.
I didn't know about it either until you told me. Yeah.
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