Sheriff Mark Lamb

And each cow's worth 2,500 bucks.

It's cold, it's not going well.

And he shows up, and he's mad about something.

And he calls one of his brothers, and he tells his brother.

And I kept telling my other brother, I was like, if he takes the Lord's name in vain one more time, I'm going to knock him out.

And he...

He shows up and he's yelling at his brother on the phone and I'm sitting there taking a leak and as soon as he hangs up, his brother's like, man, I knew we shouldn't have done this or that.

I didn't say a thing.

I zipped up, I walked out, walked straight up to that office, opened the door and I said, is there a problem here?

And he said, you're damn right there's a problem.

I said, hey, hey, we didn't need you down here today anyway.

He said, what did you just say to me?

I said, you heard what I said.

I said, we didn't need you down here today anyway.

And he goes, don't you tell me.

And I said, don't you stick your finger in my face.

And he looks at me and he has this moment of like, what am I going to do now in subordination?

And so he gives me one of these little four finger pushes right here in my chest.

And I shove him back, further back than what you are.

And he comes back and now he's, in my book I have a chapter called It's Not a Fight Until You Meet Resistance.