Sherlock Holmes

Now, Mr. Holmes, you can see that I was right, sir.

Wasn't I?

What do you mean, Sergeant?

In waiting until tomorrow to get the search party.

Now we can be after finding both bodies at the one time.

Even now I get a bit of a shudder when I think of that afternoon at the castle.

But, my boy, don't forget if you kiss that stone, you get the gift of eloquence.

You'd be the most convincing fellow in the world.

So?

So, well, whenever you talked about Petri wine, you'd really do people a favor because they wouldn't be able to resist trying it.

Next week, Mr. Bartell, I'm going to tell you a story in which that arch-criminal Professor Moriarty played a most important part.

It deals with the theft of a famous painting of a strange night that Sherlock Holmes and I spent trapped in the interior of a giant metal vault.

and of mysterious bloodstains.

An empty room.

You cannot.

And you, my big drooly friend, I will see you in the new year.

Yes, I will.

Yes, I will.

And you will get... Well, I can't tell you what you're getting for Christmas, but it is from a very expensive meat market and it really stinks, so I know it must be good.

OK, bye-bye.