Shia LaBeouf

What a duo.

Abbott and Costello, we'd rather not have. That is nothing like this. It's so not close to what this is. He does this a lot. What happened to Garfunkel? Nobody gives a shit. Is he alive? He's alive, Dave. I don't know. Is he really alive? Is Garfunkel still alive? And that's how dark and mean this is. And you know what happens on this show? We shouldn't say anybody's name.

Abbott and Costello, we'd rather not have. That is nothing like this. It's so not close to what this is. He does this a lot. What happened to Garfunkel? Nobody gives a shit. Is he alive? He's alive, Dave. I don't know. Is he really alive? Is Garfunkel still alive? And that's how dark and mean this is. And you know what happens on this show? We shouldn't say anybody's name.

Abbott and Costello, we'd rather not have. That is nothing like this. It's so not close to what this is. He does this a lot. What happened to Garfunkel? Nobody gives a shit. Is he alive? He's alive, Dave. I don't know. Is he really alive? Is Garfunkel still alive? And that's how dark and mean this is. And you know what happens on this show? We shouldn't say anybody's name.

We talk about people on this show, and within how long? Six months, they die.

We talk about people on this show, and within how long? Six months, they die.

We talk about people on this show, and within how long? Six months, they die.

No, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, but I'm not kidding. We literally just talked about the Pope. We were just talking about him. Nothing negative. And then, boom, he dies. So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people anymore on the show.

No, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, but I'm not kidding. We literally just talked about the Pope. We were just talking about him. Nothing negative. And then, boom, he dies. So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people anymore on the show.

No, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, but I'm not kidding. We literally just talked about the Pope. We were just talking about him. Nothing negative. And then, boom, he dies. So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people anymore on the show.

Yeah, can you read it?

Yeah, can you read it?

Yeah, can you read it?

Isn't it incredible that you're, David Mamet's such an incredible writer.

Isn't it incredible that you're, David Mamet's such an incredible writer.

Isn't it incredible that you're, David Mamet's such an incredible writer.

A Pulitzer Prize winner? Yeah, yeah. You can't even read four words without anything complex inside of it.

A Pulitzer Prize winner? Yeah, yeah. You can't even read four words without anything complex inside of it.

A Pulitzer Prize winner? Yeah, yeah. You can't even read four words without anything complex inside of it.

I can say it right now.