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Can you make a sub after a delay a game, though? Because that would be an unfair advantage.

I'm sure the competition committee was like, someone's going to exploit this.

I'm sure the competition committee was like, someone's going to exploit this.

That's how you do it.

That's how you do it.

Yeah, I thought The Onion was making an article about this, but apparently it's so. But I'm only the true liberal Joe Rogan if I actually got that wrong and I have to be corrected by a producer five minutes later.

Yeah, I thought The Onion was making an article about this, but apparently it's so. But I'm only the true liberal Joe Rogan if I actually got that wrong and I have to be corrected by a producer five minutes later.

You guys just want to ignore. We collected DNA that was non-human. Who cares? And I don't think they meant a parrot was at this crash site. Okay? There was a crash site. I mean. Whoa. There was non-human DNA in this crash site that we collected. And you're over here talking about shanked golf shots and attorney generals. None of that matters. We are not alone.

You guys just want to ignore. We collected DNA that was non-human. Who cares? And I don't think they meant a parrot was at this crash site. Okay? There was a crash site. I mean. Whoa. There was non-human DNA in this crash site that we collected. And you're over here talking about shanked golf shots and attorney generals. None of that matters. We are not alone.

Did you know that Christopher Nolan says the sequence that he's most proudest of in his career is the opening sequence of Dark Knight Rises? I believe it.

Did you know that Christopher Nolan says the sequence that he's most proudest of in his career is the opening sequence of Dark Knight Rises? I believe it.

Es ist ein Bane mit einem... Du kraftest immer noch deinen schlechten Bane-Charakter. Okay.

Es ist ein Bane mit einem... Du kraftest immer noch deinen schlechten Bane-Charakter. Okay.

What is this, Bane Capital? Jeremy said that to me too.

What is this, Bane Capital? Jeremy said that to me too.

Hot take. Not even the best opening sequence of Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy. The Dark Knight opener is great. Where he robs a bank. Spectacular. Is Glenn Powell in that scene?

Hot take. Not even the best opening sequence of Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy. The Dark Knight opener is great. Where he robs a bank. Spectacular. Is Glenn Powell in that scene?

Liberal Joe Rogan says it's Benny Blanco. He read that somewhere.

Liberal Joe Rogan says it's Benny Blanco. He read that somewhere.

dass Infowars im Nachhinein satirisch wird und es mehrere Monate dauert, um zu erzählen. Ich glaube nicht, dass das die Höhe der Dark Comedy ist. Ich glaube, die Höhe der Dark Comedy ist, einfach diese Informationen zu geben, während ein Pop-Tart neben ihr sitzt.