Shreya Murthy
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Yeah, but no, every dinner should be a ruthless game theoretic Nash equilibrium of everyone trying to drink exactly the same amount or buy the most expensive steak to one up each other so that you don't get taken into the cleaners with an even split.
You want to get your money's worth.
So if you see someone ordering the porterhouse, you say, I'll have two porterhouses.
Give me two porterhouses.
We're splitting this evenly, right?
Oh, you got three glasses of wine?
Let's do another round.
I'll take ten.
But triple me up.
And I am having dessert.
I'm having two desserts.
Yeah, I'm a big dessert guy.
I'm a big dessert guy, actually.
I'll be taking you to go.
That's the buzzer.
I'll be taking you to go.
Order lunch for tomorrow.
And I'd like a third porterhouse.
For lunch tomorrow.
For lunch tomorrow.