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Whooping, boys.
Whooping, boys.
Look, kickball champions.
Look, kickball champions.
That must have been a very little freezer. Now it's size bashing the size of my phone. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, I had a big freezer, okay, with mine. We need the dump truck.
That must have been a very little freezer. Now it's size bashing the size of my phone. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, I had a big freezer, okay, with mine. We need the dump truck.
They all show up with tents.
They all show up with tents.
We need the dump truck to take all the stuff.
We need the dump truck to take all the stuff.
What is that noise I hear, Jay? He's rattling some kind of chains.
What is that noise I hear, Jay? He's rattling some kind of chains.
Put Toby Keith on there. Toby Keith, baby. Yeah. Toby Keith.
Put Toby Keith on there. Toby Keith, baby. Yeah. Toby Keith.
The stupidest thing I've been involved in, we went duck hunting up to Moss Lake.
The stupidest thing I've been involved in, we went duck hunting up to Moss Lake.
We got stuck in Phil's Toyota. And he was...
We got stuck in Phil's Toyota. And he was...
Yeah. Okay. It's just stupid mood. When we got stuck, he just sits there with his foot to the floor. The engine is just screaming, okay? He said, well, it's going to do one or two things. And I said, you got a winch on the front. That's why you got the winch, okay? He said, nope. It's going to pull out or blow up. And we sat there for 15 minutes.
Yeah. Okay. It's just stupid mood. When we got stuck, he just sits there with his foot to the floor. The engine is just screaming, okay? He said, well, it's going to do one or two things. And I said, you got a winch on the front. That's why you got the winch, okay? He said, nope. It's going to pull out or blow up. And we sat there for 15 minutes.
And I said, well, that's a pretty good injury because it ain't blowed up yet. I said, you going to go out and do the winch and pull it out? He finally changed his mind.
And I said, well, that's a pretty good injury because it ain't blowed up yet. I said, you going to go out and do the winch and pull it out? He finally changed his mind.
But he sat there for 15 minutes.
But he sat there for 15 minutes.
With his foot on the floor.
With his foot on the floor.
Screaming. Yeah. I laughed. I was laughing the whole time.
Screaming. Yeah. I laughed. I was laughing the whole time.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had beverages.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had beverages.
Thank you. What's known is manageable.
Thank you. What's known is manageable.
Dumb.
Dumb.
I was just there once while I was saying, hey, look.
I was just there once while I was saying, hey, look.
We're about to 10-minute mark. Okay. The winch is still out there. Yeah.
We're about to 10-minute mark. Okay. The winch is still out there. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I ain't going to do it.
Yeah, no, I ain't going to do it.
No, I'll let him get out.
No, I'll let him get out.
Hey, yeah. I get the gate. I'll open the gate for you.
Hey, yeah. I get the gate. I'll open the gate for you.
Oh, well, no. Now, if it's either walking or, yeah, I'll do it.
Oh, well, no. Now, if it's either walking or, yeah, I'll do it.
You can, right? I'll do it. Hold on.
You can, right? I'll do it. Hold on.
Well, no, no, because I see people that get in and hook the wings up and then stand in front of it.
Well, no, no, because I see people that get in and hook the wings up and then stand in front of it.
Hey, I always say, hey, look. Nope. You know, I just advise you not to stand there. Yeah. You know, the guy said, well, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that thing is in a bind, son. And I said, hey, that's just a little cable. I said, what if that thing breaks?
Hey, I always say, hey, look. Nope. You know, I just advise you not to stand there. Yeah. You know, the guy said, well, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that thing is in a bind, son. And I said, hey, that's just a little cable. I said, what if that thing breaks?
It's coming to you. And I said, that thing will cut you in half, son.
It's coming to you. And I said, that thing will cut you in half, son.
Oh, I was going to say, that's a dangerous thing. It is. Because it's under pressure. I mean, big time pressure.
Oh, I was going to say, that's a dangerous thing. It is. Because it's under pressure. I mean, big time pressure.
I would advise you to consider another place to stand. I did it the other day when we was filming out there. He done something dangerous and then I just said, hey, stupid. Don't go up there and play with that.
I would advise you to consider another place to stand. I did it the other day when we was filming out there. He done something dangerous and then I just said, hey, stupid. Don't go up there and play with that.
It ain't going to hang around there.
It ain't going to hang around there.
I was there. Hey, stupid, don't be going up there and playing with that.
I was there. Hey, stupid, don't be going up there and playing with that.
Well, hey, I just said, hey, you're doing something real dumb right there. Yeah. Can confirm. Yeah.
Well, hey, I just said, hey, you're doing something real dumb right there. Yeah. Can confirm. Yeah.
Bengal tiger. That was one of the best days, okay, as far as I'm concerned, about famine. Yeah. The day that me and Phil went to Washington and talked to the kids. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorites. That was hilarious. You want to run it back?
Bengal tiger. That was one of the best days, okay, as far as I'm concerned, about famine. Yeah. The day that me and Phil went to Washington and talked to the kids. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorites. That was hilarious. You want to run it back?
Your neighbor on the south.
Your neighbor on the south.
And a lot of other stuff.
And a lot of other stuff.
Hey, well, I don't want neither one of them.
Hey, well, I don't want neither one of them.
Yeah, but most people don't use it.
Yeah, but most people don't use it.
Why is because it's ingrained in them. My wife was in there in my closet the other day. She come back and she said, oh, I'm going to throw all your blue jeans away. I said, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I said, you're going to do what? No, that means they're coming to my office. No, no. She said, I'm going to throw. You don't ever wear them. All you wear is them three pants.
Why is because it's ingrained in them. My wife was in there in my closet the other day. She come back and she said, oh, I'm going to throw all your blue jeans away. I said, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I said, you're going to do what? No, that means they're coming to my office. No, no. She said, I'm going to throw. You don't ever wear them. All you wear is them three pants.
And I said, hey, don't be throwing my blue jeans away. Yeah, I may want to go stepping out later. I may want to put them on.
And I said, hey, don't be throwing my blue jeans away. Yeah, I may want to go stepping out later. I may want to put them on.
Yeah, and we was filming. And look, I didn't know nothing about this. I look up there and the auctioneer, Mark, pulls out my cowboy boots. Tell me, how much you going to give me for this? Well, I said, wait.
Yeah, and we was filming. And look, I didn't know nothing about this. I look up there and the auctioneer, Mark, pulls out my cowboy boots. Tell me, how much you going to give me for this? Well, I said, wait.
Wait, that's my pair of boots. Did you have to buy them? They sold them. You could have bought them. And I'm looking and say, wait a minute. And then next thing, hey, they got one of my pretty coats. And I said. His pretty coat?
Wait, that's my pair of boots. Did you have to buy them? They sold them. You could have bought them. And I'm looking and say, wait a minute. And then next thing, hey, they got one of my pretty coats. And I said. His pretty coat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, whoa. I said, hey, that is not being sold. What'd they say? Yes, it is. Mark said, who's going to be? I walked up and took it from him. And he started grabbing. I said, I fixed to punch you in the nose.
Yeah. Oh, whoa. I said, hey, that is not being sold. What'd they say? Yes, it is. Mark said, who's going to be? I walked up and took it from him. And he started grabbing. I said, I fixed to punch you in the nose.
No, it's a pretty coat. It may be gone now. It's a pretty coat. I had to check. I hadn't done an inventory. They get in a cleaning spree, a woman does, okay?
No, it's a pretty coat. It may be gone now. It's a pretty coat. I had to check. I hadn't done an inventory. They get in a cleaning spree, a woman does, okay?
Okay, and it ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. Actual woods? It ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. What's the first one? In my area where my recliner's at, there's two tables.
Okay, and it ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. Actual woods? It ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. What's the first one? In my area where my recliner's at, there's two tables.
Yeah, do not touch. Commandment one. It's like that right there. Don't sit in this chair. Hemorrhoids are contagious. Hold on. Don't touch it. Thou shalt not touch. First thing I always say, hey, where is this? Christine, I can hear you in the room. I ain't touched it.
Yeah, do not touch. Commandment one. It's like that right there. Don't sit in this chair. Hemorrhoids are contagious. Hold on. Don't touch it. Thou shalt not touch. First thing I always say, hey, where is this? Christine, I can hear you in the room. I ain't touched it.
If they respond like that. It's like when you throw a rock in a pen of dogs, the one that yelps first, that's the one you hit. I said, so since you had to do something with it, because you screamed just the minute I said it. She said, I didn't touch it, y'all. I know where everything is at.
If they respond like that. It's like when you throw a rock in a pen of dogs, the one that yelps first, that's the one you hit. I said, so since you had to do something with it, because you screamed just the minute I said it. She said, I didn't touch it, y'all. I know where everything is at.
It's hoarding, okay? He's a hoarder.
It's hoarding, okay? He's a hoarder.
They ain't having a good time unless they're crying.
They ain't having a good time unless they're crying.
Hey, marriage between a man and a woman is better than Babe and Barney's circus.
Hey, marriage between a man and a woman is better than Babe and Barney's circus.
The guy that preached Sunday. That's what he preached on.
The guy that preached Sunday. That's what he preached on.
And it was hilarious. It really was because he said, well, you got two individuals and they come together and get married. And he said, and they both, it's so messed up, it ain't even funny.
And it was hilarious. It really was because he said, well, you got two individuals and they come together and get married. And he said, and they both, it's so messed up, it ain't even funny.
Can't lift the bags.
Can't lift the bags.
Here's the deal. I hadn't looked at them. Duke's always in the running. North Carolina, the Wolfpack's always in the running.
Here's the deal. I hadn't looked at them. Duke's always in the running. North Carolina, the Wolfpack's always in the running.
I have a fence, boy.
I have a fence, boy.
Huh?
Huh?
Well, I was going to say, North Carolina, both teams. Yeah, you got to watch them.
Well, I was going to say, North Carolina, both teams. Yeah, you got to watch them.
He don't like tables.
He don't like tables.
What, the top four right now is what? Gators.
What, the top four right now is what? Gators.
Houston and Auburn.
Houston and Auburn.
shoot them all jack oh i love i don't like alligators and i've only been alligator hunting one time and i took somebody with me that knew a little bit more than me i don't know who was playing it was golf carter wants to kill in florida happy gilmore oh and i'm talking no no no and i'm talking but there's some big gators out there and one of them was all right three-legged
shoot them all jack oh i love i don't like alligators and i've only been alligator hunting one time and i took somebody with me that knew a little bit more than me i don't know who was playing it was golf carter wants to kill in florida happy gilmore oh and i'm talking no no no and i'm talking but there's some big gators out there and one of them was all right three-legged
And Duke.
And Duke.
There was a three-legged alligator? Oh, no, yeah.
There was a three-legged alligator? Oh, no, yeah.
In high school, they had a young lady that was a tomboy. She was always chasing the guy that was scared of snakes. She had a little green snake wrapped around her hand, y'all. Oh, yeah. They're docile. They had enough. One of them slipped up behind that she'd been chasing and just cut that end of that tail snake off with his finger nail. Oh, poor guy. Oh, no.
In high school, they had a young lady that was a tomboy. She was always chasing the guy that was scared of snakes. She had a little green snake wrapped around her hand, y'all. Oh, yeah. They're docile. They had enough. One of them slipped up behind that she'd been chasing and just cut that end of that tail snake off with his finger nail. Oh, poor guy. Oh, no.
And hey, when he did, that sucker raised up like a king cobra.
And hey, when he did, that sucker raised up like a king cobra.
And, hey, look, she lost her mind and went crazy. They took her to the nut house. Where she belonged, okay, for playing with a stupid thing to begin with. Amen.
And, hey, look, she lost her mind and went crazy. They took her to the nut house. Where she belonged, okay, for playing with a stupid thing to begin with. Amen.
He ain't a gambler.
He ain't a gambler.
That's pretty wild. Yeah, that's right, though. There's no such thing. In my day, the 60s. All bands. All bands. Now? Now? No. Like I said, what's a new band?
That's pretty wild. Yeah, that's right, though. There's no such thing. In my day, the 60s. All bands. All bands. Now? Now? No. Like I said, what's a new band?
Hey, it was a rapper. It was a rapper that's not doing well.
Hey, it was a rapper. It was a rapper that's not doing well.
Feel-good music. Okay.
Feel-good music. Okay.
Oh, no. That's what they always said. The one of the greatest bands in the 60s. They were talking about, OK, was it the music or was it the drugs we was taking?
Oh, no. That's what they always said. The one of the greatest bands in the 60s. They were talking about, OK, was it the music or was it the drugs we was taking?
No, it wasn't the drugs. They all said, hey, nope, we was on drugs. But the music was sound, buddy.
No, it wasn't the drugs. They all said, hey, nope, we was on drugs. But the music was sound, buddy.
Well, no, no.
Well, no, no.
Well, I know, but I'm just saying, hey, the music was right. He's just saying.
Well, I know, but I'm just saying, hey, the music was right. He's just saying.
I'm pretty sure tight's over. Well, that's a good saying. Nah, it's good.
I'm pretty sure tight's over. Well, that's a good saying. Nah, it's good.
How was it? Hey, that was tight.
How was it? Hey, that was tight.
Oh, that's tight.
Oh, that's tight.
64 options. Okay. Nope. Who's going to come out the winner? I do not know. That's how a bracket works. Pick one out of 64.
64 options. Okay. Nope. Who's going to come out the winner? I do not know. That's how a bracket works. Pick one out of 64.
Hey, look at that. They was tailor-made, boy.
Hey, look at that. They was tailor-made, boy.
No, hey, that's one thing about them boots are made so well.
No, hey, that's one thing about them boots are made so well.
Okay, if you don't get the right size, you ain't gonna get your foot in it.
Okay, if you don't get the right size, you ain't gonna get your foot in it.
They ain't gonna give.
They ain't gonna give.
Well, most of them have a break-in period.
Well, most of them have a break-in period.
Okay, hey, look, there ain't no break-in period because, hey, there ain't no break.
Okay, hey, look, there ain't no break-in period because, hey, there ain't no break.
T-E-C-O-V-A-S. Boogie in, boys. Boogie in.
T-E-C-O-V-A-S. Boogie in, boys. Boogie in.
That's what was fun back in the day.
That's what was fun back in the day.
Is all the church teams like you're talking about? Did everybody in the town? We all had a team.
Is all the church teams like you're talking about? Did everybody in the town? We all had a team.
That was a lot of fun back in them days, though.
That was a lot of fun back in them days, though.
Well, it reminds me of hockey, which I'm not a big hockey fan. Yeah. But the reason the fans go to watch a hockey game, it's a fist fight. That's the way all the stuff was back in the day.
Well, it reminds me of hockey, which I'm not a big hockey fan. Yeah. But the reason the fans go to watch a hockey game, it's a fist fight. That's the way all the stuff was back in the day.
Oh, no, no, I'm serious. That's why, you know, that basketball team that we had in the local community, We had one guy, he's 6'6", weighs about 375, maybe 400. And look, not an ounce of fat on him.
Oh, no, no, I'm serious. That's why, you know, that basketball team that we had in the local community, We had one guy, he's 6'6", weighs about 375, maybe 400. And look, not an ounce of fat on him.
No, no, I'm serious. And this man never wore anything. But overalls. No shirt. No shirt. Overalls. And then you have one of them big clown red anchors that most people could use them as a blanket.
No, no, I'm serious. And this man never wore anything. But overalls. No shirt. No shirt. Overalls. And then you have one of them big clown red anchors that most people could use them as a blanket.
He wasn't a water boy. He played. That was the one that bought a breeding bull for $20,000. Oh, that's him. Oh, here we go. And then killed him.
He wasn't a water boy. He played. That was the one that bought a breeding bull for $20,000. Oh, that's him. Oh, here we go. And then killed him.
Look, I'm telling you, that boy's fist was as big as that bongo drum.
Look, I'm telling you, that boy's fist was as big as that bongo drum.
And the bull run over him, okay? He had that red angst of hanging out his overall. The bull run over him, turned around, and the guy got up and dusted himself off when he come running by.
And the bull run over him, okay? He had that red angst of hanging out his overall. The bull run over him, turned around, and the guy got up and dusted himself off when he come running by.
Hey, he hit him right there and killed him dead with a hammer.
Hey, he hit him right there and killed him dead with a hammer.
You book dates on a couch? Hunter doesn't say. He doesn't turn into a lover, you know what? So, Hunter has a date at some point in the next three to four weeks. So, we can't get other girls' numbers.
You book dates on a couch? Hunter doesn't say. He doesn't turn into a lover, you know what? So, Hunter has a date at some point in the next three to four weeks. So, we can't get other girls' numbers.
I do.
I do.
Well, hey. You had to retire from Duck Commander.
Well, hey. You had to retire from Duck Commander.
Hey, butt crack. Buddy. We actually need to have Jacob on the show because we have him on.
Hey, butt crack. Buddy. We actually need to have Jacob on the show because we have him on.
He's an interesting little weirdo. Yeah.
He's an interesting little weirdo. Yeah.
I'm a glorified extra.
I'm a glorified extra.
I was just Willie's nanny.
I was just Willie's nanny.
And Bella was a lot of fun to be around. January's come and gone, everybody. It's that time. It's gone. You made resolutions. Have you stuck with them? I don't know. But one of the easiest resolutions you probably could have done was drinking AG1 as part of your healthy lifestyle. And if you've gotten off track, you can get back started today.
And Bella was a lot of fun to be around. January's come and gone, everybody. It's that time. It's gone. You made resolutions. Have you stuck with them? I don't know. But one of the easiest resolutions you probably could have done was drinking AG1 as part of your healthy lifestyle. And if you've gotten off track, you can get back started today.
And AG1 is one of the easiest things you can do for your health. Make it a habit you'll actually stick with. AG1 is the simplest thing I can do to support my whole body in just 60 seconds every day.
And AG1 is one of the easiest things you can do for your health. Make it a habit you'll actually stick with. AG1 is the simplest thing I can do to support my whole body in just 60 seconds every day.
And research has shown that having a partner can significantly increase the likelihood of habit formation. Don't you and Alicia drink it together?
And research has shown that having a partner can significantly increase the likelihood of habit formation. Don't you and Alicia drink it together?
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I would cook for Si just to see.
I would cook for Si just to see.
I just want to cook something else for him, too.
I just want to cook something else for him, too.
Yeah, and back in the day, the McAllister's got like 13 pizzas for $123.50. I mean, imagine that.
Yeah, and back in the day, the McAllister's got like 13 pizzas for $123.50. I mean, imagine that.
Why do you think I make my own pizza? Yeah.
Why do you think I make my own pizza? Yeah.
We told it 10 times to the whole world, Al. We're aware. The dressing sucks, Al.
We told it 10 times to the whole world, Al. We're aware. The dressing sucks, Al.
Yeah, anti-sage. But I need to say this. This poor dish that Al made has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man. It's been blasted more than his obsession with vest, which is troubling. We have talked about this one bucket of... Well, no, no.
Yeah, anti-sage. But I need to say this. This poor dish that Al made has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man. It's been blasted more than his obsession with vest, which is troubling. We have talked about this one bucket of... Well, no, no.
We're rooting for you, though, Hunter. I don't know where this is going to go back to.
We're rooting for you, though, Hunter. I don't know where this is going to go back to.
Let's hear about the date. Tell us what you're going to do.
Let's hear about the date. Tell us what you're going to do.
Dracula can't eat it.
Dracula can't eat it.
Oh, yeah, look. Hey, sage is used to cleanse and purify spaces and get rid of unwarranted spirits.
Oh, yeah, look. Hey, sage is used to cleanse and purify spaces and get rid of unwarranted spirits.
Especially the ladies need to hear this.
Especially the ladies need to hear this.
I don't even think I could tell you what sage tastes like.
I don't even think I could tell you what sage tastes like.
Martin, I'm excited. We're going to introduce a brand new partner to our show. And this wasn't a company calling us saying, hey, we need you guys. We'd like to advertise. No, no, no. This was our team calling them and saying, hey, we believe in what you guys stand for. We believe in your product and we want you to advertise on our show. Well, what is it?
Martin, I'm excited. We're going to introduce a brand new partner to our show. And this wasn't a company calling us saying, hey, we need you guys. We'd like to advertise. No, no, no. This was our team calling them and saying, hey, we believe in what you guys stand for. We believe in your product and we want you to advertise on our show. Well, what is it?
I'm talking about Pure Talk, America's wireless company. Their CEO is different than Cy because that guy likes cell phones. But he is a veteran like Cy, and he served a couple tours in theater. And the worst part about cell phones, you call customer service. I don't know what you're saying. You don't know what I'm saying. There's 16 oceans between us. I got no clue.
I'm talking about Pure Talk, America's wireless company. Their CEO is different than Cy because that guy likes cell phones. But he is a veteran like Cy, and he served a couple tours in theater. And the worst part about cell phones, you call customer service. I don't know what you're saying. You don't know what I'm saying. There's 16 oceans between us. I got no clue.
Not with these guys because they're making jobs right here in America, and their customer service team is based in good old Covington, Georgia. And Pure Talk is on America's most dependable 5G network. Same tower, same network as those big guys, but half the cost. All that for just $25. And the average family saves over $1,000 a year on their cell phone bill.
Not with these guys because they're making jobs right here in America, and their customer service team is based in good old Covington, Georgia. And Pure Talk is on America's most dependable 5G network. Same tower, same network as those big guys, but half the cost. All that for just $25. And the average family saves over $1,000 a year on their cell phone bill.
You can keep your phone, keep your number, which was important to me, and choose from the latest iPhones and Androids. Switching is easy, I know, because I just did it. And I'm a Pure Talk customer. And, Cy, you're going to like this even more than people talking on the phone. This is why we love these guys.
You can keep your phone, keep your number, which was important to me, and choose from the latest iPhones and Androids. Switching is easy, I know, because I just did it. And I'm a Pure Talk customer. And, Cy, you're going to like this even more than people talking on the phone. This is why we love these guys.
They donated $50,000 to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades after active duty. They're helping eliminate veteran debt, and they're raising donations to end veteran suicide. Stone's a veteran. Cy's a veteran. We love veterans here in the Duck Call Room, so what a better company to
They donated $50,000 to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades after active duty. They're helping eliminate veteran debt, and they're raising donations to end veteran suicide. Stone's a veteran. Cy's a veteran. We love veterans here in the Duck Call Room, so what a better company to
partner with the mere talk uh and we love what these guys do so go check them out just go to puretalk.com slash duck to save 50 off your first month make the switch today at puretalk.com slash duck and join america's wireless company go get them pure talk That's where most people don't know how to make pizza. They put Italian sausage on a pizza because they think Italian.
partner with the mere talk uh and we love what these guys do so go check them out just go to puretalk.com slash duck to save 50 off your first month make the switch today at puretalk.com slash duck and join america's wireless company go get them pure talk That's where most people don't know how to make pizza. They put Italian sausage on a pizza because they think Italian.
No.
No.
Hey, me and Si are comfortable today. It's taken me 430 episodes to figure out how to sit in this chair comfortably. Got it. I'm basically laying down today. Lay it down, boy. I'm very comfortable.
Hey, me and Si are comfortable today. It's taken me 430 episodes to figure out how to sit in this chair comfortably. Got it. I'm basically laying down today. Lay it down, boy. I'm very comfortable.
I got to figure out. I'm texting Allison.
I got to figure out. I'm texting Allison.
It's a bar and grill. It's a cool place.
It's a bar and grill. It's a cool place.
I don't like to mix work and pleasure.
I don't like to mix work and pleasure.
Of course they are, son.
Of course they are, son.
Willie's ratio's all off because he treats a pizza the same way he treats whatever he puts in a pot.
Willie's ratio's all off because he treats a pizza the same way he treats whatever he puts in a pot.
Where did you meet this girl?
Where did you meet this girl?
Well, he keeps adding. Yeah, and it's too much. The Robbinsons are bad about that, okay? Yeah. You still want to taste the crust instead of just all topping.
Well, he keeps adding. Yeah, and it's too much. The Robbinsons are bad about that, okay? Yeah. You still want to taste the crust instead of just all topping.
What day off work?
What day off work?
Yeah. My chili's pretty thick.
Yeah. My chili's pretty thick.
Hunter told me
Hunter told me
You put beans in your chili? No. No? No. Of course I do. Actually, if you go back to episode 120, there's a giant bite.
You put beans in your chili? No. No? No. Of course I do. Actually, if you go back to episode 120, there's a giant bite.
I'm not beans and chili.
I'm not beans and chili.
Our fans have even sound off about, it was, you know, I wasn't everybody's favorite when this thing started. Somebody just made a comment that said still isn't, and I'm okay with that.
Our fans have even sound off about, it was, you know, I wasn't everybody's favorite when this thing started. Somebody just made a comment that said still isn't, and I'm okay with that.
He said, you still aren't, you stupid idiot. Anyways, I won over about half of our fan base because I was the only one that said beans belong in chili, and I maintain that.
He said, you still aren't, you stupid idiot. Anyways, I won over about half of our fan base because I was the only one that said beans belong in chili, and I maintain that.
that i'm no longer allowed to tell people to reach out to him via direct message on instagram at hunter nick nerd yeah because me me and hunter did a video together we collabed and the girl was like oh i didn't expect hunter to look like this and i was like well his phone number is available all you gotta do is ask him he's right here he's gonna see it yeah right did you do it and so i was like you know what i'm just a good friend
that i'm no longer allowed to tell people to reach out to him via direct message on instagram at hunter nick nerd yeah because me me and hunter did a video together we collabed and the girl was like oh i didn't expect hunter to look like this and i was like well his phone number is available all you gotta do is ask him he's right here he's gonna see it yeah right did you do it and so i was like you know what i'm just a good friend
I read Lisa's recipe wrong the first time and didn't realize it was for two pans.
I read Lisa's recipe wrong the first time and didn't realize it was for two pans.
It's so good like that. Nope, this is the right way.
It's so good like that. Nope, this is the right way.
I'm starving to death. So we got to talk about something. Yeah, I'm starving to death.
I'm starving to death. So we got to talk about something. Yeah, I'm starving to death.
We got to take the edge off. Switching gears. Austin from Minnesota emails in. Austin from Minnesota? I bet he's freezing right now.
We got to take the edge off. Switching gears. Austin from Minnesota emails in. Austin from Minnesota? I bet he's freezing right now.
Si, did you watch the big game the other night? What game? America versus Canada in a total exhibition match that meant nothing.
Si, did you watch the big game the other night? What game? America versus Canada in a total exhibition match that meant nothing.
Was there a big fight? The Canadians, our friends from up north, decided to boo the national anthem of America at the beginning of the game. Are you kidding me? True story. And in the first nine seconds of the game, some old boys from Massachusetts beat the piss out of them. There were three fights in the first nine seconds of the game. And then, I don't know if y'all know who won.
Was there a big fight? The Canadians, our friends from up north, decided to boo the national anthem of America at the beginning of the game. Are you kidding me? True story. And in the first nine seconds of the game, some old boys from Massachusetts beat the piss out of them. There were three fights in the first nine seconds of the game. And then, I don't know if y'all know who won.
It was amazing. I know. Who won the fight? We won the fight. That's right. We won the game. Oh, really? You boo our national anthem, you figure it's your butt whoop. Hey, look. Here's what I'm here to tell you. So now in this game that means nothing, there's a championship that means nothing. It's all about just pride. It's their all-star game.
It was amazing. I know. Who won the fight? We won the fight. That's right. We won the game. Oh, really? You boo our national anthem, you figure it's your butt whoop. Hey, look. Here's what I'm here to tell you. So now in this game that means nothing, there's a championship that means nothing. It's all about just pride. It's their all-star game.
Instead of like East-West, they're like, let's just go crazy.
Instead of like East-West, they're like, let's just go crazy.
They had their teams too, but they lost.
They had their teams too, but they lost.
And it's Canada versus America. It means nothing except for who can brag. Is that where Beth is? Beth's probably at home stirring up a big old pot of. Sharpening her skates. Sharpening her skate. And what's that gross stuff?
And it's Canada versus America. It means nothing except for who can brag. Is that where Beth is? Beth's probably at home stirring up a big old pot of. Sharpening her skates. Sharpening her skate. And what's that gross stuff?
Yeah. Outback hadn't done a thousand times better.
Yeah. Outback hadn't done a thousand times better.
Yeah, they have that at Sonic. Yeah.
Yeah, they have that at Sonic. Yeah.
We're not even impressed. But tonight, Si, America and Canada is facing off on the ice. Who you got? Hey.
We're not even impressed. But tonight, Si, America and Canada is facing off on the ice. Who you got? Hey.
Gosh almighty. Oh, goodness gracious.
Gosh almighty. Oh, goodness gracious.
But what you can do is go get your popcorn ready and get your tickets for Last Breath, the movie.
But what you can do is go get your popcorn ready and get your tickets for Last Breath, the movie.
See, but that's why I need to see the movie because I'm never going to do that.
See, but that's why I need to see the movie because I'm never going to do that.
I'm in on watching.
I'm in on watching.
Woody Harrelson's awesome.
Woody Harrelson's awesome.
Jace liked it.
Jace liked it.
Woody been the guy for a while.
Woody been the guy for a while.
He's working on it.
He's working on it.
Well, then don't let him. Do better.
Well, then don't let him. Do better.
Anyway, I have a voicemail. If they're listening to our show, they like Trump more than Trudeau.
Anyway, I have a voicemail. If they're listening to our show, they like Trump more than Trudeau.
Do it anyway.
Do it anyway.
Unless you're in Canada because then you're just going to get beaten hockey tonight.
Unless you're in Canada because then you're just going to get beaten hockey tonight.
Hunter, you rule, man. I love...
Hunter, you rule, man. I love...
Blue seal.
Blue seal.
With barbed wire around it. Not a great idea.
With barbed wire around it. Not a great idea.
He used it on humans. He was a bad guy. Oh, whoops. Um, zombie apocalypse, three items to survive. Do you want to survive?
He used it on humans. He was a bad guy. Oh, whoops. Um, zombie apocalypse, three items to survive. Do you want to survive?
I'm going somewhere else. If dead people start eating the live people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things. He said, what would these three things?
I'm going somewhere else. If dead people start eating the live people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things. He said, what would these three things?
Yeah, I just don't know. That's a tough one.
Yeah, I just don't know. That's a tough one.
I don't know what weapon would be my weapon of choice. I would probably be a baseball bat slinger, though, if I had hand-to-hand.
I don't know what weapon would be my weapon of choice. I would probably be a baseball bat slinger, though, if I had hand-to-hand.
Jase would have his ax.
Jase would have his ax.
I don't think that's going to happen.
I don't think that's going to happen.
What if it did, though? I'm out. I just need a boat. You can get to the ocean from here.
What if it did, though? I'm out. I just need a boat. You can get to the ocean from here.
No, he might. So we probably shouldn't. No, no. I'd like to clarify. If he has an extra one, I mean the one from Castaway, just be by myself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't really want to be around people anyway.
No, he might. So we probably shouldn't. No, no. I'd like to clarify. If he has an extra one, I mean the one from Castaway, just be by myself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't really want to be around people anyway.
Go find Stone. Just do what he says. Matthew 24, 31. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other. I ain't worried about three things in a zombie apocalypse because I got one thing. His name's Jesus.
Go find Stone. Just do what he says. Matthew 24, 31. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other. I ain't worried about three things in a zombie apocalypse because I got one thing. His name's Jesus.
We're going to a dinner.
We're going to a dinner.
Well, I'm excited to hear about that.
Well, I'm excited to hear about that.
Understock rises every day.
Understock rises every day.
There hadn't been any car crashes in the last two months. Yeah.
There hadn't been any car crashes in the last two months. Yeah.
Hunter rules. Please, people on the YouTube comments, spam the words Hunter Cam. Everyone just type Hunter Cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now, and I think there's probably 100,000 people out there just totally invested in your love life, which makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera.
Hunter rules. Please, people on the YouTube comments, spam the words Hunter Cam. Everyone just type Hunter Cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now, and I think there's probably 100,000 people out there just totally invested in your love life, which makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera.
So what does your girl do for a living?
So what does your girl do for a living?
Oh, she is West Monroe. Monroe is like a vortex hole. Yeah.
Oh, she is West Monroe. Monroe is like a vortex hole. Yeah.
You, you end up back here.
You, you end up back here.
She'll be back.
She'll be back.
To be fair, though, there are no healthy restaurants.
To be fair, though, there are no healthy restaurants.
I do. I know exactly how you'd start dating.
I do. I know exactly how you'd start dating.
I'll tell you that. I don't even know what Tinder is. Here, I'll tell you exactly how Philip McMillan would start dating, but I do love that we just had a don't join Tinder.
I'll tell you that. I don't even know what Tinder is. Here, I'll tell you exactly how Philip McMillan would start dating, but I do love that we just had a don't join Tinder.
Like, doing that for, like, being a wingman. Doing him a solid.
Like, doing that for, like, being a wingman. Doing him a solid.
I hate it. I hate the fact that we're even talking about it, and I'm proud of you for hating it.
I hate it. I hate the fact that we're even talking about it, and I'm proud of you for hating it.
I got to go. That's wild. If Philip McMillan were single today and needed to date. Farmersonly.com? No. All he'd had to do is go put that French quarter t-shirt with that jerry curl mullet in front of that Camaro with his hand on that hip. So I look at me go. They posted all of our younger selves for Valentine's Day on the Duck Call Room Instagram.
I got to go. That's wild. If Philip McMillan were single today and needed to date. Farmersonly.com? No. All he'd had to do is go put that French quarter t-shirt with that jerry curl mullet in front of that Camaro with his hand on that hip. So I look at me go. They posted all of our younger selves for Valentine's Day on the Duck Call Room Instagram.
That's just normal.
That's just normal.
That picture was everybody's favorite picture on the whole Instagram.
That picture was everybody's favorite picture on the whole Instagram.
I got a few.
I got a few.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
Canadian Kings.
Canadian Kings.
All I can see is a small circle in her face. But I'll say this, whatever that number is, it's higher than Hunter's number.
All I can see is a small circle in her face. But I'll say this, whatever that number is, it's higher than Hunter's number.
Well, what are you going to start with? A firebomb? I don't have a firebomb, but I do have news.
Well, what are you going to start with? A firebomb? I don't have a firebomb, but I do have news.
Si, you ever run into any difficult women?
Si, you ever run into any difficult women?
Ooh, I like that steak right there. Well, now I open up Instagram and Stone's just on it making tomahawks. That's not over doing steaks. Anyway. Hey, the handlebar steak for us. So then Hunter comes to me and says, hey, man. Tomahawks.
Ooh, I like that steak right there. Well, now I open up Instagram and Stone's just on it making tomahawks. That's not over doing steaks. Anyway. Hey, the handlebar steak for us. So then Hunter comes to me and says, hey, man. Tomahawks.
That is fantastic. I'm so lost at where to go from here. I love it.
That is fantastic. I'm so lost at where to go from here. I love it.
I don't know why I'm nervous about that. I tried to call Allison, and she didn't answer. And then I just got a text, are you filming? Yeah. I was having lunch with Brittany, and I feel like me and Martin are toast now. I don't even know why.
I don't know why I'm nervous about that. I tried to call Allison, and she didn't answer. And then I just got a text, are you filming? Yeah. I was having lunch with Brittany, and I feel like me and Martin are toast now. I don't even know why.
What's up?
What's up?
The last lunch Allison went to with one of her friends, they just left without paying. I'll tell you that. I had to go to the restaurant. Allison didn't realize until she was in Monroe. They just ate, ate, and then got up and left.
The last lunch Allison went to with one of her friends, they just left without paying. I'll tell you that. I had to go to the restaurant. Allison didn't realize until she was in Monroe. They just ate, ate, and then got up and left.
To pay the bill.
To pay the bill.
I walked in there and said, hey, two girls just leave earlier? And they're like, oh, they did, didn't they? I was like, can I pay for it? I'm embarrassed.
I walked in there and said, hey, two girls just leave earlier? And they're like, oh, they did, didn't they? I was like, can I pay for it? I'm embarrassed.
That's interesting. Sorry. The one month away date, I needed more information. It was a couple weeks. He started a couple months, whatever. He started explaining it to me. I said, hold on.
That's interesting. Sorry. The one month away date, I needed more information. It was a couple weeks. He started a couple months, whatever. He started explaining it to me. I said, hold on.
We'll revisit this on the podcast. And I'm glad we did because it's a great story.
We'll revisit this on the podcast. And I'm glad we did because it's a great story.
I was curious why nobody calls me at 9.30 at night asking me what I'm doing tomorrow and if I can go do something stupid. That's the only time they call me, Phillip. I'm the new McMillan, apparently. They don't tell me anything, and then they're like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow at lunchtime? I'm like, well, I'm at work. Hey, just come by and do something weird.
I was curious why nobody calls me at 9.30 at night asking me what I'm doing tomorrow and if I can go do something stupid. That's the only time they call me, Phillip. I'm the new McMillan, apparently. They don't tell me anything, and then they're like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow at lunchtime? I'm like, well, I'm at work. Hey, just come by and do something weird.
Remember last time we had him and three people got mad at us because they didn't know who he was?
Remember last time we had him and three people got mad at us because they didn't know who he was?
I think a fan sent them to us.
I think a fan sent them to us.
Well, hey, I thought you did. And we appreciate them, and Si wears them the most.
Well, hey, I thought you did. And we appreciate them, and Si wears them the most.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Si's got a couple.
Si's got a couple.
I've got Willie Old, Willie New, and Willie New New in my phone. Yeah.
I've got Willie Old, Willie New, and Willie New New in my phone. Yeah.
It's on a sock. I found it. The show's not in April, so thanks for the fake invite. I really appreciate it. It's May 10th. Oh, come on. We were about to just all load up and head to Shreveport. I'm going a lot of places.
It's on a sock. I found it. The show's not in April, so thanks for the fake invite. I really appreciate it. It's May 10th. Oh, come on. We were about to just all load up and head to Shreveport. I'm going a lot of places.
we did duck commander it was the duck commander 500 it was yeah never never buy the john chris 500 because they don't say that on tv unless yeah and they even had they had had a lady make me a that was the duck commander 500 for three years yo wow we thought we were a big deal for a couple days oh hey we was you didn't uh did you get to do it on like sunday
we did duck commander it was the duck commander 500 it was yeah never never buy the john chris 500 because they don't say that on tv unless yeah and they even had they had had a lady make me a that was the duck commander 500 for three years yo wow we thought we were a big deal for a couple days oh hey we was you didn't uh did you get to do it on like sunday
Because NASCAR drivers can't drive in the rain.
Because NASCAR drivers can't drive in the rain.
I can tell you that much.
I can tell you that much.
Well, I just got sad. Yeah. That's why I sell worms now. Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
Well, I just got sad. Yeah. That's why I sell worms now. Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
There's been many. Yeah. And they're all landlines.
There's been many. Yeah. And they're all landlines.
Those don't work for me anyway.
Those don't work for me anyway.
Si doesn't work.
Si doesn't work.
Internship at Duck Commander?
Internship at Duck Commander?
Willie's career, it's weird because now he's just watching his daughter work. Like how most people watch a kid play Little League. He's just watching Sadie do it.
Willie's career, it's weird because now he's just watching his daughter work. Like how most people watch a kid play Little League. He's just watching Sadie do it.
I did go to Angola with Willie recently.
I did go to Angola with Willie recently.
Willie's just trying to stay out of jail by going to jail.
Willie's just trying to stay out of jail by going to jail.
That's the new show, I guess. Yeah.
That's the new show, I guess. Yeah.
Are you about to say on the market?
Are you about to say on the market?
You didn't have to not make him beautiful. Yeah, he was probably.
You didn't have to not make him beautiful. Yeah, he was probably.
You can't be ugly and be married to Donnie.
You can't be ugly and be married to Donnie.
He would probably just go to Dollywood and not pay and just ride rides and go home. That's what I would have done.
He would probably just go to Dollywood and not pay and just ride rides and go home. That's what I would have done.
You should have been around in 2015 with this guy. Old women just dropping left and right.
You should have been around in 2015 with this guy. Old women just dropping left and right.
When is it?
When is it?
Yeah. Garth Brooks, according to artificial intelligence of Google.
Yeah. Garth Brooks, according to artificial intelligence of Google.
There's not much info about a catheter meet and greet with Garth Brooks, but here's some related information about Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood.
There's not much info about a catheter meet and greet with Garth Brooks, but here's some related information about Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood.
I thought you were saying Phillip for the routine. I was like, that's not a good idea. He will drive you.
I thought you were saying Phillip for the routine. I was like, that's not a good idea. He will drive you.
Who?
Who?
I went to Angola with Lauren, remember? And I was like, hey, she might actually get to sit next to Jesus the whole time we're in heaven.
I went to Angola with Lauren, remember? And I was like, hey, she might actually get to sit next to Jesus the whole time we're in heaven.
We're just as weird. I didn't know Theo Vaughn was from here. Oh, he's from Covington. Covington. Makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense. That adds up with everybody I've ever met from Covington.
We're just as weird. I didn't know Theo Vaughn was from here. Oh, he's from Covington. Covington. Makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense. That adds up with everybody I've ever met from Covington.
It just depends on if it would take a weird political turn or not.
It just depends on if it would take a weird political turn or not.
I just had people get stupid. I'm sorry. I did that on purpose. Somebody just wrecked a truck.
I just had people get stupid. I'm sorry. I did that on purpose. Somebody just wrecked a truck.
I just assumed people knew who John Chris was.
I just assumed people knew who John Chris was.
Martin, you've heard it before. Yeah, get a free phone. Just come over here, free phone. Yeah, sign a contract. It's like there's people in alleys just trying to give you a free phone, but everybody's trying to sucker you into a free phone from big wireless. It comes with a lot of fine print, Martin. Does it?
Martin, you've heard it before. Yeah, get a free phone. Just come over here, free phone. Yeah, sign a contract. It's like there's people in alleys just trying to give you a free phone, but everybody's trying to sucker you into a free phone from big wireless. It comes with a lot of fine print, Martin. Does it?
They're requiring you to sign up for four lines, plus activation fees, plus this, plus that. Next thing you know.
They're requiring you to sign up for four lines, plus activation fees, plus this, plus that. Next thing you know.
That free phone ain't free.
That free phone ain't free.
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We've watched you do it. Yeah. We're not doing it here. Oh, yeah.
We've watched you do it. Yeah. We're not doing it here. Oh, yeah.
No, I'm saying I'm not showing you mine so you can roast it. I'll copycat.
No, I'm saying I'm not showing you mine so you can roast it. I'll copycat.
My Instagram's weird, man.
My Instagram's weird, man.
Mine's Willie, people jump roping, and people fishing. I'm the only guy with that one.
Mine's Willie, people jump roping, and people fishing. I'm the only guy with that one.
He's got a thing.
He's got a thing.
What do you think? Oh, my goodness.
What do you think? Oh, my goodness.
How's it going? Good to see you.
How's it going? Good to see you.
These are the other stars of our show.
These are the other stars of our show.
He was like, pick me up, but now I'm angry that you did. What's up, brother? Look, hit it, hit it. Knock it down. Knock it down.
He was like, pick me up, but now I'm angry that you did. What's up, brother? Look, hit it, hit it. Knock it down. Knock it down.
alex from ohio all right emails in you're from ohio ish family is land yep was wondering what that sound or smell is that brings back your best and worst memories oh man i don't i don't know why i thought i didn't know what that would be oh but yeah we're kind of a paper mill town yeah where did you smell us when you arrived
alex from ohio all right emails in you're from ohio ish family is land yep was wondering what that sound or smell is that brings back your best and worst memories oh man i don't i don't know why i thought i didn't know what that would be oh but yeah we're kind of a paper mill town yeah where did you smell us when you arrived
Were you at the airport? Yeah. Yeah, it was more about guns. Oh, that makes sense.
Were you at the airport? Yeah. Yeah, it was more about guns. Oh, that makes sense.
I do have something we need to talk about. Oh, okay.
I do have something we need to talk about. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's damp.
It's damp.
Around Bossier. We're in.
Around Bossier. We're in.
I haven't been in an airport in a long time.
I haven't been in an airport in a long time.
Did you know we have a zoo here in Monroe, John?
Did you know we have a zoo here in Monroe, John?
We do. It's very nice, very fancy. Martin, have you ever heard this? I was telling some people every once in a while we've made fun of our zoo here on this podcast, which isn't nice and we shouldn't do it. Yeah, well, it tries. But then I was sent an article by a friend of mine that said, no, you need to read this on the podcast and you need to take your kids to the zoo.
We do. It's very nice, very fancy. Martin, have you ever heard this? I was telling some people every once in a while we've made fun of our zoo here on this podcast, which isn't nice and we shouldn't do it. Yeah, well, it tries. But then I was sent an article by a friend of mine that said, no, you need to read this on the podcast and you need to take your kids to the zoo.
Si will open for you.
Si will open for you.
A pack of dogs killed four animals at the Louisiana Purchase Gardens and Zoo in Monroe.
A pack of dogs killed four animals at the Louisiana Purchase Gardens and Zoo in Monroe.
Five dogs entered the zoo Thursday morning around 8 a.m. Employees shot and killed two of the dogs as they were attacking the animals. Three antelope and one guanaco, similar to a llama, were killed. Monroe police believe the dogs were pit bulls and had escaped from a home. The zoo is working to find the weak spots in their fence and secure the perimeter. Welcome to Monroe, John.
Five dogs entered the zoo Thursday morning around 8 a.m. Employees shot and killed two of the dogs as they were attacking the animals. Three antelope and one guanaco, similar to a llama, were killed. Monroe police believe the dogs were pit bulls and had escaped from a home. The zoo is working to find the weak spots in their fence and secure the perimeter. Welcome to Monroe, John.
They're killing the dogs. No, the dogs are killing the zoo animals.
They're killing the dogs. No, the dogs are killing the zoo animals.
No, the dogs got into the zoo.
No, the dogs got into the zoo.
No, they're just regular dogs.
No, they're just regular dogs.
The dogs got into it. If dogs can get in, why can't the lions get out?
The dogs got into it. If dogs can get in, why can't the lions get out?
But the dogs got into the zoo and killed a couple of antelopes and guanacos.
But the dogs got into the zoo and killed a couple of antelopes and guanacos.
I got a couple nasty emails saying, well, y'all didn't even introduce your guest. How are we supposed to know who he is? And I was like, turn on your phone. Open Instagram.
I got a couple nasty emails saying, well, y'all didn't even introduce your guest. How are we supposed to know who he is? And I was like, turn on your phone. Open Instagram.
I'd never heard this story. I hadn't either. Somebody was telling me about it last night because I was telling him how there's a black panther at our zoo.
I'd never heard this story. I hadn't either. Somebody was telling me about it last night because I was telling him how there's a black panther at our zoo.
Hold on. We get a whole section. But last time we didn't introduce him and some of our fans got mad.
Hold on. We get a whole section. But last time we didn't introduce him and some of our fans got mad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a reason them antelopes couldn't get away from some dogs. They were not at the top of the antelope chain. What'd you get? We're going to get in trouble by our own town.
There's a reason them antelopes couldn't get away from some dogs. They were not at the top of the antelope chain. What'd you get? We're going to get in trouble by our own town.
The one cool animal we had was an elephant, and they shipped it off to Nashville.
The one cool animal we had was an elephant, and they shipped it off to Nashville.
No, the dogs.
No, the dogs.
No, they were pit bulls. They were just friendly neighborhood pit bulls. Yeah. Leash laws, man.
No, they were pit bulls. They were just friendly neighborhood pit bulls. Yeah. Leash laws, man.
But I've decided to list off some of his great accomplishments according to Wikipedia.
But I've decided to list off some of his great accomplishments according to Wikipedia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys know it. We've talked about it. We're not health experts. We're all dads in here trying to live a healthier life because we want to be there for our wife, for our kids. And we got another one. Omega-3s are crucial for brain and heart health. And I want my brain and my heart to be ready for my children to grow up and have a dad they can count on.
You guys know it. We've talked about it. We're not health experts. We're all dads in here trying to live a healthier life because we want to be there for our wife, for our kids. And we got another one. Omega-3s are crucial for brain and heart health. And I want my brain and my heart to be ready for my children to grow up and have a dad they can count on.
But Omega-3s can be hard to get from food alone. And that's why we're talking about AG-1 and their Omega-3 bundle. The typical American diet does not contain enough omega-3s, and each serving of AG1 omega-3 provides over 2,000 milligrams of the most bioavailable forms of omega-3s. And you know the best part about it?
But Omega-3s can be hard to get from food alone. And that's why we're talking about AG-1 and their Omega-3 bundle. The typical American diet does not contain enough omega-3s, and each serving of AG1 omega-3 provides over 2,000 milligrams of the most bioavailable forms of omega-3s. And you know the best part about it?
Wikipedia. His first job was at a Chick-fil-A restaurant, but he was fired for using his arm to stir the lemonade.
Wikipedia. His first job was at a Chick-fil-A restaurant, but he was fired for using his arm to stir the lemonade.
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We've been rolling with AG1 for a long time, so this is just another great product in their line. Phil, you excited to test it out?
We've been rolling with AG1 for a long time, so this is just another great product in their line. Phil, you excited to test it out?
And now we're going to add AG1 Omega 3s in, and you're going to be rolling like the karate kid over there.
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She doesn't think stand-up comedy's funny.
She doesn't think stand-up comedy's funny.
You can take that down.
You can take that down.
My wife.
My wife.
She doesn't think I'm funny, which, you know, give or take.
She doesn't think I'm funny, which, you know, give or take.
You're loud. Anyways, we tried to watch, who was it? Oh, Bergazzi, and she never laughed.
You're loud. Anyways, we tried to watch, who was it? Oh, Bergazzi, and she never laughed.
No.
No.
We turned it off 25 minutes in because she was like, let's watch something else.
We turned it off 25 minutes in because she was like, let's watch something else.
I'm bringing you the toughest pick you've ever had.
I'm bringing you the toughest pick you've ever had.
On your sourdough references. Bring back the Enneagram stuff. Actually, she'll be offended by that.
On your sourdough references. Bring back the Enneagram stuff. Actually, she'll be offended by that.
She sent me something the other day, and I was like, eh, it's not that funny.
She sent me something the other day, and I was like, eh, it's not that funny.
Yeah, so she's got a good sense of humor.
Yeah, so she's got a good sense of humor.
Yeah, everybody was laughing except the Democrats. Allison's the Democrat of the stand-up comedy world. Not laughing.
Yeah, everybody was laughing except the Democrats. Allison's the Democrat of the stand-up comedy world. Not laughing.
I didn't know you could say it that many times in a row.
I didn't know you could say it that many times in a row.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I ain't no glove now. No. Gloves. And he got his first performance at a Chili's.
Yeah, I ain't no glove now. No. Gloves. And he got his first performance at a Chili's.
Yeah. When the Jews bring Jesus to Dallas, it always works out. I know.
Yeah. When the Jews bring Jesus to Dallas, it always works out. I know.
So many countries in that country. Man. You go to Squirty Palace?
So many countries in that country. Man. You go to Squirty Palace?
You didn't even go to Buc-ee's?
You didn't even go to Buc-ee's?
Do you know how brave you have to be to do stand-up comedy in front of people drinking Chili's margaritas?
Do you know how brave you have to be to do stand-up comedy in front of people drinking Chili's margaritas?
You're our guy.
You're our guy.
That is. You're a county fair kind of fella. Yeah.
That is. You're a county fair kind of fella. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You been there? Spokane?
You been there? Spokane?
Blue is surrounded by purple.
Blue is surrounded by purple.
John Luke, and Godwin. There was too many. Remember when you said who they should have kicked out? We needed to get rid of about eight of them.
John Luke, and Godwin. There was too many. Remember when you said who they should have kicked out? We needed to get rid of about eight of them.
It was an eight-person meet and greet. It really went well.
It was an eight-person meet and greet. It really went well.
Checks out.
Checks out.
Yeah, we end with a Bible verse.
Yeah, we end with a Bible verse.
I got you.
I got you.
Hebrews 12, 2, looking to Jesus, the founder and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God. No matter how great the American flag is, which it is, and we love it, the cross is even better. Amen. Because I know we got a bunch of Irish people and Canadians and all that listening.
Hebrews 12, 2, looking to Jesus, the founder and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God. No matter how great the American flag is, which it is, and we love it, the cross is even better. Amen. Because I know we got a bunch of Irish people and Canadians and all that listening.
Look at the cross first, then them star spangled banner next.
Look at the cross first, then them star spangled banner next.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
May 10th. We'll see y'all.
May 10th. We'll see y'all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Fritos dips.
Fritos dips.
We went to Chili's for the first time in-
We went to Chili's for the first time in-
We're going to Chili's. How well is this pod doing? Pretty good. After that, we were going to a minor league hockey game. That's how good we're doing. That's a night. Which he's a sponsor of. I'm on the ice, my friend. Oh, yeah. So we... We're walking into Chili's. There's tables open everywhere. And I'm like, yep, I'm about to live like a king again. Oh, yeah.
We're going to Chili's. How well is this pod doing? Pretty good. After that, we were going to a minor league hockey game. That's how good we're doing. That's a night. Which he's a sponsor of. I'm on the ice, my friend. Oh, yeah. So we... We're walking into Chili's. There's tables open everywhere. And I'm like, yep, I'm about to live like a king again. Oh, yeah.
But Chili's, they don't do anything because it was an hour and 45 minute wait.
But Chili's, they don't do anything because it was an hour and 45 minute wait.
Oh, no, that's the salsa cat robot. That's a little place we call the hat.
Oh, no, that's the salsa cat robot. That's a little place we call the hat.
Chili's had an hour and 45-minute wait, and I've never been ashamed to be from West Monroe until that moment. I was like, are we really? Are there people waiting an hour and a half?
Chili's had an hour and 45-minute wait, and I've never been ashamed to be from West Monroe until that moment. I was like, are we really? Are there people waiting an hour and a half?
Catch him at the whatever, Strand Theater in April sometime in Chicago.
Catch him at the whatever, Strand Theater in April sometime in Chicago.
At the gas station by my house, they sell them way cheaper. For $3.50.
At the gas station by my house, they sell them way cheaper. For $3.50.
Then I went next door to Outback, and they said 15 minutes, and I looked the girl in the eyes and said, no.
Then I went next door to Outback, and they said 15 minutes, and I looked the girl in the eyes and said, no.
No, not even close.
No, not even close.
I hope you've been waiting 78 years for that one, big dog.
I hope you've been waiting 78 years for that one, big dog.
He's been on oxygen ever since. Well, I got into my yard, and that stupid what's-his-face cut my tree down.
He's been on oxygen ever since. Well, I got into my yard, and that stupid what's-his-face cut my tree down.
Every one of them passes my house before they go through their gate, so I don't want stuff in my yard.
Every one of them passes my house before they go through their gate, so I don't want stuff in my yard.
I don't have it there.
I don't have it there.
I'm like Trump. And I've studied, too. He's Trump. Willie's Elon Musk. And Corey's J.D. Vance. J.D.
I'm like Trump. And I've studied, too. He's Trump. Willie's Elon Musk. And Corey's J.D. Vance. J.D.
Jace. We're going around chopping wood in the neighborhood.
Jace. We're going around chopping wood in the neighborhood.
Jace is for sure RFK.
Jace is for sure RFK.
You think he's in shape, but then he takes his shirt off and you're not sure anymore?
You think he's in shape, but then he takes his shirt off and you're not sure anymore?
Oh, I don't like a lot of kids. You don't have kids yet. No, I don't have a kid. Oh, no, you'll get that soon.
Oh, I don't like a lot of kids. You don't have kids yet. No, I don't have a kid. Oh, no, you'll get that soon.
There's a couple kids, and my kids are around.
There's a couple kids, and my kids are around.
No, I don't like them either.
No, I don't like them either.
My kid made a whole announcement to the entire library at school that his uncle Si was in the Vietnam War.
My kid made a whole announcement to the entire library at school that his uncle Si was in the Vietnam War.
I got another picture of him at school today. We purposely don't send him with money because, you know, he likes to eat a lot. And so then my sister who works out there sent a picture of him holding chips. I was like, where did he get those? Vending machine. How did he get it? He found the middle school like break. I don't know how he got out of his class.
I got another picture of him at school today. We purposely don't send him with money because, you know, he likes to eat a lot. And so then my sister who works out there sent a picture of him holding chips. I was like, where did he get those? Vending machine. How did he get it? He found the middle school like break. I don't know how he got out of his class.
Went up to all of them and said, hey, I need a dollar. Until he found a girl that would give him a dollar. I was like, he is a politician.
Went up to all of them and said, hey, I need a dollar. Until he found a girl that would give him a dollar. I was like, he is a politician.
He's either going to run a nonprofit.
He's either going to run a nonprofit.
How did he get in? I don't know what he did after that.
How did he get in? I don't know what he did after that.
Harvester, baby.
Harvester, baby.
His grandpa was a farmer.
His grandpa was a farmer.
I got so excited when I saw this.
I got so excited when I saw this.
No, stop it. What? I've been through a lot, and I haven't been able to watch it. So just quit talking right now.
No, stop it. What? I've been through a lot, and I haven't been able to watch it. So just quit talking right now.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
You should. It's a Graham show. No, I'm good.
You should. It's a Graham show. No, I'm good.
Oh, we're about to go down. Oh, you're anti-pets.
Oh, we're about to go down. Oh, you're anti-pets.
Why? Expound. Get blasted.
Why? Expound. Get blasted.
He's not a pet turtle. I had four pet turtles. Do you know what I named them? I feel like this is a Ninja Turtle thing.
He's not a pet turtle. I had four pet turtles. Do you know what I named them? I feel like this is a Ninja Turtle thing.
Very much so. But you couldn't really tell them apart. I should have painted them... orange red blue anyways my mom uh bought me a nintendo game to get rid of them because they smell yeah turtle steak yeah so i had them for like a month she was like i will what do we got to do here you put them in an aquarium Yeah, then I put them in the pond.
Very much so. But you couldn't really tell them apart. I should have painted them... orange red blue anyways my mom uh bought me a nintendo game to get rid of them because they smell yeah turtle steak yeah so i had them for like a month she was like i will what do we got to do here you put them in an aquarium Yeah, then I put them in the pond.
I found the turtles, I think. Uh-oh.
I found the turtles, I think. Uh-oh.
I removed the turtles from their habitat, kept them for a while, stunk up the house, was offered. Jan's a barterer.
I removed the turtles from their habitat, kept them for a while, stunk up the house, was offered. Jan's a barterer.
It's a combine. And a Millennium Falcon. And a Millennium Falcon. Hunter, I'm going to put this together and have the time of my life. You should get Stone the same thing for his birthday. Legos are for kids. I do like Legos. And this one does look too advanced for Carter. Hey, look, Hunter didn't even.
It's a combine. And a Millennium Falcon. And a Millennium Falcon. Hunter, I'm going to put this together and have the time of my life. You should get Stone the same thing for his birthday. Legos are for kids. I do like Legos. And this one does look too advanced for Carter. Hey, look, Hunter didn't even.
You know what craps a lot? Goldfish. Goldfish.
You know what craps a lot? Goldfish. Goldfish.
I cleaned out that nasty goldfish tank yesterday. It was worse than ever. That's what I'm talking about.
I cleaned out that nasty goldfish tank yesterday. It was worse than ever. That's what I'm talking about.
No, that's way worse.
No, that's way worse.
Does it live indoors?
Does it live indoors?
What's its name?
What's its name?
What is happening?
What is happening?
I don't want your dog. You want your dog. Don't bring your dog into my territory. That's all I'm saying.
I don't want your dog. You want your dog. Don't bring your dog into my territory. That's all I'm saying.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be annoying.
That'd be annoying.
No, that's.
No, that's.
I'll throw him on you then.
I'll throw him on you then.
That is the most accurate statement I've ever heard. Really? If you have bad boots on, it's impossible to have a good time. That's right. You can't have a good time.
That is the most accurate statement I've ever heard. Really? If you have bad boots on, it's impossible to have a good time. That's right. You can't have a good time.
If y'all want to sponsor, cool, but y'all stink.
If y'all want to sponsor, cool, but y'all stink.
That's because they're all handcrafted.
That's because they're all handcrafted.
I'm going to put this Millennium Falcon together today. And they brought me Coke Zero.
I'm going to put this Millennium Falcon together today. And they brought me Coke Zero.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know what this is. This is bad. Okay. There's coconut in this. Uh-oh, coconut. It's a coconut.
I don't know what this is. This is bad. Okay. There's coconut in this. Uh-oh, coconut. It's a coconut.
I thought it looked like a lime.
I thought it looked like a lime.
Yeah, Viking?
Yeah, Viking?
That's your cats, bro.
That's your cats, bro.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I legitimately don't know what's in this.
I legitimately don't know what's in this.
You almost did an impression and decided you didn't want to. And that was my favorite part of my birthday so far.
You almost did an impression and decided you didn't want to. And that was my favorite part of my birthday so far.
Pickle juice?
Pickle juice?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Pure Talk, my wireless company, a veteran-led company, believes every man and woman who has faithfully served this country deserves to proudly fly an American flag that was actually made in America. Si, you ain't big on cell phones, but are you big on that? I'm big on that. And that's why Pure Talk is on a mission to give an allegiance flag, the highest quality American flag.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Pure Talk, my wireless company, a veteran-led company, believes every man and woman who has faithfully served this country deserves to proudly fly an American flag that was actually made in America. Si, you ain't big on cell phones, but are you big on that? I'm big on that. And that's why Pure Talk is on a mission to give an allegiance flag, the highest quality American flag.
What is... I thought this was nice. Y'all playing jokes. Hey. No, that's legitimately a pickle inside that one. Nailed that one. There's people that enjoy pickled... And I think there's rum in this one. Oh, it's rum in this one.
What is... I thought this was nice. Y'all playing jokes. Hey. No, that's legitimately a pickle inside that one. Nailed that one. There's people that enjoy pickled... And I think there's rum in this one. Oh, it's rum in this one.
to 1,000 U.S. veterans in time for the patriotic holidays. We got them all coming up. That's awesome. Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July.
to 1,000 U.S. veterans in time for the patriotic holidays. We got them all coming up. That's awesome. Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July.
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That's a bunch of money, y'all. Super simple. Kept my same number. Switched over. Now I'm just saving money. There's just more money. You know what? More money don't mean more problems. It means more food.
That's a bunch of money, y'all. Super simple. Kept my same number. Switched over. Now I'm just saving money. There's just more money. You know what? More money don't mean more problems. It means more food.
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That's a standard rig.
That's a standard rig.
A standard rig. We got pickles, standard rig, and I don't... And then like strawberry daiquiri? I tasted the lime, but there's... It's got to be coconut.
A standard rig. We got pickles, standard rig, and I don't... And then like strawberry daiquiri? I tasted the lime, but there's... It's got to be coconut.
Like any person would while playing Xbox.
Like any person would while playing Xbox.
At all.
At all.
Oh, are we rolling?
Oh, are we rolling?
Coconut.
Coconut.
Yeah, I can't. I don't have anything.
Yeah, I can't. I don't have anything.
I have shot a gun indoors, but it was here to test out the. The fact that this place was fun. We were testing out security, so we shot holes in the roof to see if security would show up, and they didn't.
I have shot a gun indoors, but it was here to test out the. The fact that this place was fun. We were testing out security, so we shot holes in the roof to see if security would show up, and they didn't.
I didn't know Sonic was getting in on our tradition.
I didn't know Sonic was getting in on our tradition.
I mean, there's ways to look at it. Anyway. This is why I stay in the same, like, two-mile radius. Okay.
I mean, there's ways to look at it. Anyway. This is why I stay in the same, like, two-mile radius. Okay.
I got gas the other day.
I got gas the other day.
I got gas the other day. I got this new app and it gets you cheap gas at the place right beside where I work. Oh. And then I was like, so now it's keeping up with every time I get gas. Four weeks. Four weeks.
I got gas the other day. I got this new app and it gets you cheap gas at the place right beside where I work. Oh. And then I was like, so now it's keeping up with every time I get gas. Four weeks. Four weeks.
I get gas every four weeks.
I get gas every four weeks.
My metamorphosis into Big Dave is almost complete.
My metamorphosis into Big Dave is almost complete.
You just got to get you a boat next. Yeah, I just need a bigger boat. And I'm not quite to the point where I'm going to tell somebody exactly how I feel. I haven't quite reached that point yet.
You just got to get you a boat next. Yeah, I just need a bigger boat. And I'm not quite to the point where I'm going to tell somebody exactly how I feel. I haven't quite reached that point yet.
which is really good well that's because i was just that phase with him well i was his child not only that that's because you don't work for your in-laws no more anyways i think that kind of probably fueled it a little bit yeah hunter we need to talk about hunter by the way now that we're it's my birthday so i'm gonna steer this conversation take it he gave me a gift so we couldn't make fun of him but now we can because that time has passed hunter are you okay
which is really good well that's because i was just that phase with him well i was his child not only that that's because you don't work for your in-laws no more anyways i think that kind of probably fueled it a little bit yeah hunter we need to talk about hunter by the way now that we're it's my birthday so i'm gonna steer this conversation take it he gave me a gift so we couldn't make fun of him but now we can because that time has passed hunter are you okay
Hunter had major medical procedures. I don't know about major.
Hunter had major medical procedures. I don't know about major.
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. I'm about to say something super weird.
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. I'm about to say something super weird.
Is this on the menu, the pickle? Make it real dirty. Beth's walking to a mic. We're finally going to get to talk to Beth. Okay, Beth.
Is this on the menu, the pickle? Make it real dirty. Beth's walking to a mic. We're finally going to get to talk to Beth. Okay, Beth.
Oh, this is better. Why did you put... You should have had underwear on.
Oh, this is better. Why did you put... You should have had underwear on.
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
It's because you don't take any vitamins. Huh.
It's because you don't take any vitamins. Huh.
I'm just saying, there's a new medical mystery about you every time I come in this room.
I'm just saying, there's a new medical mystery about you every time I come in this room.
Oh, it was magical.
Oh, it was magical.
Well, so I hadn't seen Hunter in a week, and he texted me to check in on me. He's like, hey, man, praying for your family. And, you know, everybody always trying to help out, and all anybody can do is, like, bring food. But I'm like, my kitchen's fine, y'all. Yeah, we good. Quit bringing me food. You can bring me a refrigerator, though.
Well, so I hadn't seen Hunter in a week, and he texted me to check in on me. He's like, hey, man, praying for your family. And, you know, everybody always trying to help out, and all anybody can do is, like, bring food. But I'm like, my kitchen's fine, y'all. Yeah, we good. Quit bringing me food. You can bring me a refrigerator, though.
I have a pickle jar in this. This is mainly pickle juice. Pickle juice, boy.
I have a pickle jar in this. This is mainly pickle juice. Pickle juice, boy.
And Hunter said. That's what broke the refrigerator, all the food. Hunter said, let me know if I can do anything, as long as it doesn't involve lifting anything over five pounds.
And Hunter said. That's what broke the refrigerator, all the food. Hunter said, let me know if I can do anything, as long as it doesn't involve lifting anything over five pounds.
I got to giggling. I said, Hunter, go come help me move. No, he ain't helping me do anything. And then I said, you can't lift because I can only lift emotions right now.
I got to giggling. I said, Hunter, go come help me move. No, he ain't helping me do anything. And then I said, you can't lift because I can only lift emotions right now.
Yeah, you got to pay for a tux, and then they give you like a pocket knife as a thank you.
Yeah, you got to pay for a tux, and then they give you like a pocket knife as a thank you.
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Summer Knight, the mother of- The mother of old Talladega Knight.
Summer Knight, the mother of- The mother of old Talladega Knight.
But before... No, it's super weird. Go ahead.
But before... No, it's super weird. Go ahead.
She has proven- Well, we don't have a birth certificate, but she sent a bunch of family photos. Okay. So now we finally get this. That guy's daughter is totally named Talladega Knight. Like, I'm not doubting that. Okay, well, the guy in the middle? I think he's the one on the left. There's Talladega herself.
She has proven- Well, we don't have a birth certificate, but she sent a bunch of family photos. Okay. So now we finally get this. That guy's daughter is totally named Talladega Knight. Like, I'm not doubting that. Okay, well, the guy in the middle? I think he's the one on the left. There's Talladega herself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, hey, I'm proud to know these people. And I'm proud to be in their corner. They named their daughter. We were talking about, and you're here. You kind of started the whole discussion.
Anyway, hey, I'm proud to know these people. And I'm proud to be in their corner. They named their daughter. We were talking about, and you're here. You kind of started the whole discussion.
Different names. And she wins. no talladega night that is their kid's name and just bravo most awesome thing i have ever heard in my life but haven't you just typecast that girl for the rest of her life oh don't matter no dude that's cool man why did you see the family photos she was typecast second she was conceived son because if you ain't first you're last i mean so was i so were you it
Different names. And she wins. no talladega night that is their kid's name and just bravo most awesome thing i have ever heard in my life but haven't you just typecast that girl for the rest of her life oh don't matter no dude that's cool man why did you see the family photos she was typecast second she was conceived son because if you ain't first you're last i mean so was i so were you it
So is he. He's shooting floorboards. They're all typecast. Might as well get your name on it, too. Talladega. Look at Hunter. One day he's going to be dressing his full-grown child that has random illnesses.
So is he. He's shooting floorboards. They're all typecast. Might as well get your name on it, too. Talladega. Look at Hunter. One day he's going to be dressing his full-grown child that has random illnesses.
No, let him have it for a drink.
No, let him have it for a drink.
I'm just saying, the apple don't fall far from the tree.
I'm just saying, the apple don't fall far from the tree.
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
I don't think anybody's going to beat... I just like, she, she just, Oh, what's up for that?
I don't think anybody's going to beat... I just like, she, she just, Oh, what's up for that?
Oh, you look like one of the apostles from the chosen.
Oh, you look like one of the apostles from the chosen.
It can. Man, it feels like, I feel special.
It can. Man, it feels like, I feel special.
Man, happy ninth birthday, bro.
Man, happy ninth birthday, bro.
That's tight. You're only as old as you feel, right? I am a child. I will say, this was the first wrap gift because my other gift, this is the age I'm at and the week I'm having. My refrigerator went out, so my mom, she's like, what can I get you for your birthday? And I said, just some Lowe's gift cards to just take the ease of having to buy a new refrigerator off.
That's tight. You're only as old as you feel, right? I am a child. I will say, this was the first wrap gift because my other gift, this is the age I'm at and the week I'm having. My refrigerator went out, so my mom, she's like, what can I get you for your birthday? And I said, just some Lowe's gift cards to just take the ease of having to buy a new refrigerator off.
Psalm 37, 4. Take the light in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart.
Psalm 37, 4. Take the light in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart.
You know what's way cooler than a refrigerator? What? The Millennium Falcon.
You know what's way cooler than a refrigerator? What? The Millennium Falcon.
My mom will bug the fire out of you. What do you think your kids got you? I can't say it yet. I know what they got me because I paid for it.
My mom will bug the fire out of you. What do you think your kids got you? I can't say it yet. I know what they got me because I paid for it.
That that's where we might be going to the happiest place on earth again this year.
That that's where we might be going to the happiest place on earth again this year.
No, no. That was way too expensive.
No, no. That was way too expensive.
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No, we're going with Allison's parents this summer. That was what we decided to do this summer. Oh, okay.
No, we're going with Allison's parents this summer. That was what we decided to do this summer. Oh, okay.
And I hope they don't... Well, I think we were telling them before this airs, but... And I also got Ben's a gift and Carter for grades this year. I didn't know how good they were, but they had Nintendo Switch 2 coming out, so that's coming in the mail sometime soon.
And I hope they don't... Well, I think we were telling them before this airs, but... And I also got Ben's a gift and Carter for grades this year. I didn't know how good they were, but they had Nintendo Switch 2 coming out, so that's coming in the mail sometime soon.
She didn't make her grades.
She didn't make her grades.
I'm just kidding. For real? Lottie's whole life is fine. She good. She good.
I'm just kidding. For real? Lottie's whole life is fine. She good. She good.
You know what I mean? That's for you, not for them.
You know what I mean? That's for you, not for them.
They won't.
They won't.
Well, that happened last year.
Well, that happened last year.
Yeah, they ain't identical.
Yeah, they ain't identical.
No, God, no.
No, God, no.
I did it. I finally did it.
I did it. I finally did it.
I told my yard guy just level it all to the root. Oh, starting over? We're starting over at the Owen household. There's bushes. There's sticks now.
I told my yard guy just level it all to the root. Oh, starting over? We're starting over at the Owen household. There's bushes. There's sticks now.
Nobody, because I'm just going to fastgrowingtrees.com and doing it myself. There you go. Not simple. Why are you going there? Fast Growing Trees is the biggest online nursery in the U.S. with thousands of different plants and over 2 million happy customers.
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Happy birthday. Because my family's kind of been in flux.
Happy birthday. Because my family's kind of been in flux.
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Hunter is the first person to give me a birthday present at all. Hunter is the only person that has wrapped something in wrapping paper, and you can tell he's the one that wrapped it.
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As a kid who grew up in a queen-size bed and a little bit spoiled, a little bit, time out, son. I mean, I'm just saying. There's a middle road somewhere that me and you can meet at, but... I don't see anything wrong with kids sharing a room. You gotta share a room when you get married. Might as well get used to it.
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I ain't never had a brother.
I ain't never had a brother.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay. Yeah, Carter and Ben sharing a room forever. You want your own room? Go buy it. Rent it one month at a time, kids. This is my house. Oh, good grief. Oh, boy. Well, they're going to move out like a year later. I ain't changing that.
Okay. Yeah, Carter and Ben sharing a room forever. You want your own room? Go buy it. Rent it one month at a time, kids. This is my house. Oh, good grief. Oh, boy. Well, they're going to move out like a year later. I ain't changing that.
Are you saying another baby coming after this one?
Are you saying another baby coming after this one?
Hopefully she'll be like your wife. No, I think she would be.
Hopefully she'll be like your wife. No, I think she would be.
Y'all are terrible. Is this from you, Hunter?
Y'all are terrible. Is this from you, Hunter?
The tractor, Hunter texted me, my Lego set was blocking the view of our beautiful host site.
The tractor, Hunter texted me, my Lego set was blocking the view of our beautiful host site.
I put it there.
I put it there.
Well, I don't know what lake it was, but two divers with double tanks, they went down to inspect the dam and Well, they went down. Then they come up, took their stuff, was taking their equipment off. The state guy that was there said, hey, what's going on? And they said, we ain't going back down. He said, wait a minute. You got to check. He said, we ain't doing it. You got to find somebody else.
Well, I don't know what lake it was, but two divers with double tanks, they went down to inspect the dam and Well, they went down. Then they come up, took their stuff, was taking their equipment off. The state guy that was there said, hey, what's going on? And they said, we ain't going back down. He said, wait a minute. You got to check. He said, we ain't doing it. You got to find somebody else.
But I've been on water before and lightning come by. Mm-hmm. And I mean, your hair on your hands and arms and head.
But I've been on water before and lightning come by. Mm-hmm. And I mean, your hair on your hands and arms and head.
No, I'm serious. The guy asked him, what's the problem?
No, I'm serious. The guy asked him, what's the problem?
He said, well, we got on the bottom, and we're against the wall of the dam, and we're going with the light, you know, inch by inch, checking it. He said, and then we get this weird feeling that we're being watched. And he said, and we turn around and shine the light, and he said, there's about eight catfish, okay, that could swallow me. And these were pretty good-sized fellows.
He said, well, we got on the bottom, and we're against the wall of the dam, and we're going with the light, you know, inch by inch, checking it. He said, and then we get this weird feeling that we're being watched. And he said, and we turn around and shine the light, and he said, there's about eight catfish, okay, that could swallow me. And these were pretty good-sized fellows.
These ain't little guys. He said, there was eight catfish behind us, just sitting there suspended. And he said, and they could eat me and these two tanks, and it probably wouldn't even touch the side of their throat. He said, this thing, look. He said, this thing was like this big around.
These ain't little guys. He said, there was eight catfish behind us, just sitting there suspended. And he said, and they could eat me and these two tanks, and it probably wouldn't even touch the side of their throat. He said, this thing, look. He said, this thing was like this big around.
I was about to say, we technically don't know. Jonah could have been eaten by a catfish. I was watching a TV show one day, and they was in the Amazon River somewhere.
I was about to say, we technically don't know. Jonah could have been eaten by a catfish. I was watching a TV show one day, and they was in the Amazon River somewhere.
Look, and they catch a catfish. You stay on the boat. Look, and there's three of them standing in the shallow water with him at their belly. One of them's got his head. The other one's got it in the middle, and the other one's holding his tail.
Look, and they catch a catfish. You stay on the boat. Look, and there's three of them standing in the shallow water with him at their belly. One of them's got his head. The other one's got it in the middle, and the other one's holding his tail.
And this thing is about, oh, hey, he would be, look, I'm telling you, you could lay him on this table, his head would be over this end, and his tail would be over that end.
And this thing is about, oh, hey, he would be, look, I'm telling you, you could lay him on this table, his head would be over this end, and his tail would be over that end.
That's when I said, hey, crank it over.
That's when I said, hey, crank it over.
And hey, look here, and I'm serious, this thing was like that big around. Pretty, they're pretty. Oh, yeah, and he was double-colored. Yeah. He was like an op that's got the yellow and brown spots. But this one was straight. It wasn't no dots. I've seen them. His top of him was brown and the belly was yellow, bright yellow. Beautiful fish.
And hey, look here, and I'm serious, this thing was like that big around. Pretty, they're pretty. Oh, yeah, and he was double-colored. Yeah. He was like an op that's got the yellow and brown spots. But this one was straight. It wasn't no dots. I've seen them. His top of him was brown and the belly was yellow, bright yellow. Beautiful fish.
But they get, hey, depending on the food source, I don't know how big they'd get. That's like the whales. Yeah. Railways, two tons. If they get big, when you see them feeding, it's amazing to watch them when they feed on krill, I think is the name of it. It's like a crawfish. There's trillions of them in the water, and then the whale goes out, and his gills are like a big balloon.
But they get, hey, depending on the food source, I don't know how big they'd get. That's like the whales. Yeah. Railways, two tons. If they get big, when you see them feeding, it's amazing to watch them when they feed on krill, I think is the name of it. It's like a crawfish. There's trillions of them in the water, and then the whale goes out, and his gills are like a big balloon.
Well, they just go through the big school of krill, And then the water goes out. Eat them like birds. They swallow them. Yeah. Eat, feed them. Oh, that's why I watch.
Well, they just go through the big school of krill, And then the water goes out. Eat them like birds. They swallow them. Yeah. Eat, feed them. Oh, that's why I watch.
I like to chew my food.
I like to chew my food.
Well, don't chew his.
Well, don't chew his.
Yeah, whatever you get, just.
Yeah, whatever you get, just.
What y'all got against blue cheese? Why is it blue? I don't know what that took off.
What y'all got against blue cheese? Why is it blue? I don't know what that took off.
There's like four different conversations.
There's like four different conversations.
All right, good vinaigrette. Where did cocktail come from?
All right, good vinaigrette. Where did cocktail come from?
Oh, you don't like vinegar? Oh, yeah. It's not a vinegar.
Oh, you don't like vinegar? Oh, yeah. It's not a vinegar.
Hey, I don't know. That's a good question.
Hey, I don't know. That's a good question.
Horseradish. I don't know how y'all do it. And don't go light on the lemon juice.
Horseradish. I don't know how y'all do it. And don't go light on the lemon juice.
That is weird. The kid, Al, was on Phil's property. Al was over there leaning against a fence post. I mean, way over there, and the lightning hit it way over there. It slapped him off of that post.
That is weird. The kid, Al, was on Phil's property. Al was over there leaning against a fence post. I mean, way over there, and the lightning hit it way over there. It slapped him off of that post.
I could eat a bowl of ginger.
I could eat a bowl of ginger.
I usually, if there's any left in the bowl after everybody's ate all the shrimp, I just take a spoon and I eat the rest of it out. The cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. You're spooning cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. With a cracker.
I usually, if there's any left in the bowl after everybody's ate all the shrimp, I just take a spoon and I eat the rest of it out. The cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. You're spooning cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. With a cracker.
Hey, I eat it just with the sauce.
Hey, I eat it just with the sauce.
Yeah. Don't skimpy on the juice, the lemon juice.
Yeah. Don't skimpy on the juice, the lemon juice.
They're too tame. You got to get wild with that sauce.
They're too tame. You got to get wild with that sauce.
Hey, just man eat a lot of fish.
Hey, just man eat a lot of fish.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, I know why. I'm interested. The ingredients are too powerful. If you don't, it'll grow mold.
Oh, I know why. I'm interested. The ingredients are too powerful. If you don't, it'll grow mold.
Al. Really? Look, he was touching the wood part. He wasn't touching the metal. That thing hit that fence.
Al. Really? Look, he was touching the wood part. He wasn't touching the metal. That thing hit that fence.
Once you open it. I've got a red salsa that I buy, and I ate some of it and left it out. I throw it away.
Once you open it. I've got a red salsa that I buy, and I ate some of it and left it out. I throw it away.
That's why I was trying to figure out what was in it. I googled sausage and see who the king is. That's not. Who? Sausage. Earl Campbell.
That's why I was trying to figure out what was in it. I googled sausage and see who the king is. That's not. Who? Sausage. Earl Campbell.
No. I'm talking about what.
No. I'm talking about what.
Oh, yeah, hot mustard.
Oh, yeah, hot mustard.
That's why I can't even think of the name of them, but they've got them. It's like a food truck.
That's why I can't even think of the name of them, but they've got them. It's like a food truck.
They've got millions of them. It's like a little small food truck. They do Brockworth's. Red and white.
They've got millions of them. It's like a little small food truck. They do Brockworth's. Red and white.
And it slapped him and I flipped him.
And it slapped him and I flipped him.
Oh, I know. It all goes back to food. This is the greatest sausage in the world. I actually went in one of their stores.
Oh, I know. It all goes back to food. This is the greatest sausage in the world. I actually went in one of their stores.
Oh, hey, the meat section is half of the store.
Oh, hey, the meat section is half of the store.
They make the greatest sausage there is. There it is. Germans do.
They make the greatest sausage there is. There it is. Germans do.
It was good. I'm serious.
It was good. I'm serious.
And it's the same thing where he was telling me, if you got a little bad cold, hey, put that on a sausage and eat it. You ain't got no cold no more.
And it's the same thing where he was telling me, if you got a little bad cold, hey, put that on a sausage and eat it. You ain't got no cold no more.
This baby will get rid of you. Hey, you'll be at the table eating the sausage, and you're going to need a towel to wipe the sweat off your brow. Look.
This baby will get rid of you. Hey, you'll be at the table eating the sausage, and you're going to need a towel to wipe the sweat off your brow. Look.
It's Dusseldorfer lawn sniffs. Extra short of very hot mustard.
It's Dusseldorfer lawn sniffs. Extra short of very hot mustard.
And it is. I'm in on that because I get eggs.
And it is. I'm in on that because I get eggs.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
That's what we ate for dinner in Germany.
That's what we ate for dinner in Germany.
Sausage. We ordered two bratwursts, one red, one white, with the mustard.
Sausage. We ordered two bratwursts, one red, one white, with the mustard.
Both of them.
Both of them.
Excellent, yeah.
Excellent, yeah.
Oh, no. Y'all each eat half of it. No, I'm saying each. He had to buy her a couple because I'm going to eat two or three. Ah, okay. He's a big guy.
Oh, no. Y'all each eat half of it. No, I'm saying each. He had to buy her a couple because I'm going to eat two or three. Ah, okay. He's a big guy.
No, no, it's like the pizza that I come up on at a restaurant.
No, no, it's like the pizza that I come up on at a restaurant.
Hey, I used to order three. Hold on. No, you got to think about it. I ordered three 14-inch pizzas. And I would roll them up like a hot dog.
Hey, I used to order three. Hold on. No, you got to think about it. I ordered three 14-inch pizzas. And I would roll them up like a hot dog.
And then bring some sausage in there and we'll eat it. Buy some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. Martin, you're in charge of the sausage.
And then bring some sausage in there and we'll eat it. Buy some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. Martin, you're in charge of the sausage.
Technology is wonderful. Thank you. Hey, I wish I could order me a hundred of them Brockwurst. You can. You can. Check it out, Teddy.
Technology is wonderful. Thank you. Hey, I wish I could order me a hundred of them Brockwurst. You can. You can. Check it out, Teddy.
You can.
You can.
You can go to a meat market and a taco truck.
You can go to a meat market and a taco truck.
It's just red in color and white in color. The Bratwurst itself is red and white? Yeah.
It's just red in color and white in color. The Bratwurst itself is red and white? Yeah.
It's just a big sausage. One of them is white. One of them is red. The whole thing.
It's just a big sausage. One of them is white. One of them is red. The whole thing.
I wanted your bratwurst. I'm looking. I'm an authentic German bratwurst. How long is it going to take to get here? Hey, I'll buy that. Just hoping. I need to talk to a guy at the meat center.
I wanted your bratwurst. I'm looking. I'm an authentic German bratwurst. How long is it going to take to get here? Hey, I'll buy that. Just hoping. I need to talk to a guy at the meat center.
At Brookshire's. Maybe he's got German Brockwurst, and I just don't know it. That's why I said, look up who steals the king of sausage. And in my humble opinion, it would be Germans. Oh. Because that red and white Brockwurst. I just can't wait to have a toothpaste. Look, I ate that for dinner. And I was over it 12 and a half years.
At Brookshire's. Maybe he's got German Brockwurst, and I just don't know it. That's why I said, look up who steals the king of sausage. And in my humble opinion, it would be Germans. Oh. Because that red and white Brockwurst. I just can't wait to have a toothpaste. Look, I ate that for dinner. And I was over it 12 and a half years.
You can get a soft one. You get a soft one to put your sausage on, or you get the hard bread.
You can get a soft one. You get a soft one to put your sausage on, or you get the hard bread.
The Saigon market?
The Saigon market?
Have they got ducks and all that hanging up? I don't think so. What's a Saigon? Oh, this ain't a true thing.
Have they got ducks and all that hanging up? I don't think so. What's a Saigon? Oh, this ain't a true thing.
There should be fish laying out, both with ice and without ice on them.
There should be fish laying out, both with ice and without ice on them.
Okay. Have you been? I love you, Hunter. They like sardines.
Okay. Have you been? I love you, Hunter. They like sardines.
Look at this joint. Look, when I was in Vietnam.
Look at this joint. Look, when I was in Vietnam.
That'd be homemade.
That'd be homemade.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And noodle making. I've never been to Asia. My mother-in-law had a soup, okay? Yeah. Noodle soup. If you had a cold or stopped up, you ain't got that no more.
Yeah. And noodle making. I've never been to Asia. My mother-in-law had a soup, okay? Yeah. Noodle soup. If you had a cold or stopped up, you ain't got that no more.
Yeah. and it was same deal you got it was hot okay both ways hot when they served it and hot eating it yeah and then hot you'd need a towel or you wipe your brow or sweat off your brow hot on exit
Yeah. and it was same deal you got it was hot okay both ways hot when they served it and hot eating it yeah and then hot you'd need a towel or you wipe your brow or sweat off your brow hot on exit
It's like anybody, Asians, like Japanese, anybody, Vietnamese, Korean, they all use... What is that? Ice cream. What? From Mexico. It's natural stuff. It didn't melt? They got, you know, they got natural stuff that you get off of a tree or bush, whatever. You know, all the, I can't even think of the ingredients. Yeah.
It's like anybody, Asians, like Japanese, anybody, Vietnamese, Korean, they all use... What is that? Ice cream. What? From Mexico. It's natural stuff. It didn't melt? They got, you know, they got natural stuff that you get off of a tree or bush, whatever. You know, all the, I can't even think of the ingredients. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right over there. Some people plant a garden where they grow out herbs and all that. The Asians, the Japanese, all them.
Yeah, that's right over there. Some people plant a garden where they grow out herbs and all that. The Asians, the Japanese, all them.
Unfortunately, I have.
Unfortunately, I have.
Yes. I've been there.
Yes. I've been there.
Hey, I think Subway, some Subways are... I tell you what, if we got a Waffle House... I put this on it, this on it, this on it, yeah. It's entertainment just watching them make the sandwiches. Wait till you find out about Chipotle.
Hey, I think Subway, some Subways are... I tell you what, if we got a Waffle House... I put this on it, this on it, this on it, yeah. It's entertainment just watching them make the sandwiches. Wait till you find out about Chipotle.
I mean, he could probably.
I mean, he could probably.
It went above my head.
It went above my head.
No, this is what you don't do as a kid. Yeah. Okay. You know that little chain that they got that you click the light bulb on with? You don't get up on the sink.
No, this is what you don't do as a kid. Yeah. Okay. You know that little chain that they got that you click the light bulb on with? You don't get up on the sink.
But to answer your question, why did the Germans put the hot mustard in a tube of toothpaste?
But to answer your question, why did the Germans put the hot mustard in a tube of toothpaste?
That's why you could just say you put it on your finger.
That's why you could just say you put it on your finger.
That's good, though. I'm serious. It is good.
That's good, though. I'm serious. It is good.
Vinegarette salad on a salad.
Vinegarette salad on a salad.
Dang. Well, hey, bring them next week.
Dang. Well, hey, bring them next week.
and do that okay grab it and click it stick it up now because when you do yeah it's just gonna be swinging really oh yeah yeah i was actually flying you got you could because you didn't let go i couldn't let it go yeah that thing was just biting you and you couldn't let go the chain finally broke is the only thing that broke the circuit nowadays the way they build a little cheap chain yeah wow but it slung me around that thing about three times before it broke
and do that okay grab it and click it stick it up now because when you do yeah it's just gonna be swinging really oh yeah yeah i was actually flying you got you could because you didn't let go i couldn't let it go yeah that thing was just biting you and you couldn't let go the chain finally broke is the only thing that broke the circuit nowadays the way they build a little cheap chain yeah wow but it slung me around that thing about three times before it broke
Hey, well, bring me back there.
Hey, well, bring me back there.
Anytime somebody says test, you take the, do the test. No. Yeah. I'll watch you do it. Or stick your tongue to a nine volt. Show me how. Hey, I'll watch you do it. You ever done that? I've done that. Yeah.
Anytime somebody says test, you take the, do the test. No. Yeah. I'll watch you do it. Or stick your tongue to a nine volt. Show me how. Hey, I'll watch you do it. You ever done that? I've done that. Yeah.
Find out if it's hot.
Find out if it's hot.
Oh, he was a lineman.
Oh, he was a lineman.
Yeah, but that was a God ministry. Yeah. Fishing was. Yeah. People don't realize, okay, if you use nets and trot lines, hey, that is a whole lot of work. Especially if the fish, you know, if your faith fades off with fish. Fish are heavy. Yeah. That's what I feel in his younger days. His forearms was twice as big as his bicep.
Yeah, but that was a God ministry. Yeah. Fishing was. Yeah. People don't realize, okay, if you use nets and trot lines, hey, that is a whole lot of work. Especially if the fish, you know, if your faith fades off with fish. Fish are heavy. Yeah. That's what I feel in his younger days. His forearms was twice as big as his bicep.
He looked just like Popeye the Sailor Man.
He looked just like Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm serious. His arm, look, take John from his elbow up to his hand, and then it would be twice as little as his bicep would be.
I'm serious. His arm, look, take John from his elbow up to his hand, and then it would be twice as little as his bicep would be.
steel-cut grooves pulling hoop nets up that I could put my finger in and you could lay a ruler flat on the metal. Well, no, no, because I just couldn't believe it when we'd go up and down the river. Like, he's just tying these things to stumps under and everything. How do you remember? He had a photostatic memory. I wouldn't have been able to fire half of them nets.
steel-cut grooves pulling hoop nets up that I could put my finger in and you could lay a ruler flat on the metal. Well, no, no, because I just couldn't believe it when we'd go up and down the river. Like, he's just tying these things to stumps under and everything. How do you remember? He had a photostatic memory. I wouldn't have been able to fire half of them nets.
I mispronounced it as why.
I mispronounced it as why.
Phil, look, Phil can read something.
Phil, look, Phil can read something.
In three weeks, y'all, he could actually quote that.
In three weeks, y'all, he could actually quote that.
Oh, no, no. He used to. Look, look.
Oh, no, no. He used to. Look, look.
No, no. I was riding, okay, and my back bolts forward, okay. I'm, you know, looking backwards. Uh-uh. I don't do that. Look, this is early, no lights. We've got a moon. We go out, get in the boat, crank it up. He's got at the steer, okay, wide open with 20-ounce marker on a 14-foot aluminum boat. And from Phil's house all the way to the second flu blind, duck blind.
No, no. I was riding, okay, and my back bolts forward, okay. I'm, you know, looking backwards. Uh-uh. I don't do that. Look, this is early, no lights. We've got a moon. We go out, get in the boat, crank it up. He's got at the steer, okay, wide open with 20-ounce marker on a 14-foot aluminum boat. And from Phil's house all the way to the second flu blind, duck blind.
And I'm looking behind the motor. We're running that creek wide open, which is really fast. And look, he's missing stumps like this big around. As the boat goes by, the wave pushes the water away from it, and you can see the stump. He's six inches. If he'd hit it, we'd all have probably died.
And I'm looking behind the motor. We're running that creek wide open, which is really fast. And look, he's missing stumps like this big around. As the boat goes by, the wave pushes the water away from it, and you can see the stump. He's six inches. If he'd hit it, we'd all have probably died.
Yeah. So I took it off. It ain't nothing worse than a drunk stump. Stacking out before you're going.
Yeah. So I took it off. It ain't nothing worse than a drunk stump. Stacking out before you're going.
It's been there a minute. I did figure out how that happened. Okay, that thing is a tree, okay, that's died. Well, look, it was. I did go through there the day before, but there's just right down the middle, there's an opening. I went through there, and the motor's right through the open. Well, the second time I did it, I was a little too far to the right.
It's been there a minute. I did figure out how that happened. Okay, that thing is a tree, okay, that's died. Well, look, it was. I did go through there the day before, but there's just right down the middle, there's an opening. I went through there, and the motor's right through the open. Well, the second time I did it, I was a little too far to the right.
Yeah, and I'll be stuck there. Yeah, that's when you hit that stump.
Yeah, and I'll be stuck there. Yeah, that's when you hit that stump.
A man that fishes and clays fish? Yeah, that happens.
A man that fishes and clays fish? Yeah, that happens.
24. 24.
24. 24.
What's that?
What's that?
$10 a cup. Yeah. There you go. Hey, now, that's thinking right there. Yeah, Godwin lived by the lights, too.
$10 a cup. Yeah. There you go. Hey, now, that's thinking right there. Yeah, Godwin lived by the lights, too.
I'm muffing without you. Didn't say that one. That's a... I'm muffing without you. You got to think on me. What'd you get Miss Paula for Christmas?
I'm muffing without you. Didn't say that one. That's a... I'm muffing without you. You got to think on me. What'd you get Miss Paula for Christmas?
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
We are storytellers, boy.
We are storytellers, boy.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
This is the place to do it. Oh, boy.
This is the place to do it. Oh, boy.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, it's always worked. That's what people don't realize. And blinds just don't appear and get brushed and all this, okay? And the decoys get put out and all this other stuff. So there's a lot of work goes into any type of hunting.
Oh, it's always worked. That's what people don't realize. And blinds just don't appear and get brushed and all this, okay? And the decoys get put out and all this other stuff. So there's a lot of work goes into any type of hunting.
Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it. Okay, because you got to see what was fixing to happen.
Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it. Okay, because you got to see what was fixing to happen.
Well, hey, here's the thing. Make all this crap.
Well, hey, here's the thing. Make all this crap.
Oh, hey, make it all pretty. Okay, make it all pretty, and no.
Oh, hey, make it all pretty. Okay, make it all pretty, and no.
No, I went stone handed to him. I touched it. I said, no. It's hard as a brick. I said, no. He ain't no muffin.
No, I went stone handed to him. I touched it. I said, no. It's hard as a brick. I said, no. He ain't no muffin.
Muffin's supposed to be soft and soggy.
Muffin's supposed to be soft and soggy.
You eat fish stone caught, cooked, and cleaned all the time. Well, no, no, no. Yeah, but hey.
You eat fish stone caught, cooked, and cleaned all the time. Well, no, no, no. Yeah, but hey.
I know the man. Okay. That's just like that deer steak, you know, that yearling that I kill, that committed Harry Carey to save toothpick. You know, Harry. He cleans a deer and cuts up the back strap just like I do. He cuts all the sinew off of it, okay, where all you got is deer meat. You ain't going to bite into it until it's in you and I have to spit it out.
I know the man. Okay. That's just like that deer steak, you know, that yearling that I kill, that committed Harry Carey to save toothpick. You know, Harry. He cleans a deer and cuts up the back strap just like I do. He cuts all the sinew off of it, okay, where all you got is deer meat. You ain't going to bite into it until it's in you and I have to spit it out.
Ain't no bony fingers, buddy. Work your fingers.
Ain't no bony fingers, buddy. Work your fingers.
Work your fingers to the bone. Bony fingers. Bony fingers. I still don't know what we're talking about. I knew the song before we got... I had Willie's Roadhouse on. And I listened to it before I come up here.
Work your fingers to the bone. Bony fingers. Bony fingers. I still don't know what we're talking about. I knew the song before we got... I had Willie's Roadhouse on. And I listened to it before I come up here.
We took them deer hunting, and they killed a doe.
We took them deer hunting, and they killed a doe.
You know, and I told Stone, I said, hey, look, I cooked that steak the other night, you know, that yearling. And I said, I cut up two of the back straps, you know. He had four. You know, he'd clean them and cut, you know. I cut them up, and I cut them a quarter-inch thick, then hammered them. I had about 30 of them. There's about, oh, two or three bites each piece.
You know, and I told Stone, I said, hey, look, I cooked that steak the other night, you know, that yearling. And I said, I cut up two of the back straps, you know. He had four. You know, he'd clean them and cut, you know. I cut them up, and I cut them a quarter-inch thick, then hammered them. I had about 30 of them. There's about, oh, two or three bites each piece.
Well, I ate 15 and then my woman, no, no, look, my woman ate 15. Thank you. And normally she don't, you know, because she come in and I had some on my plate from leftovers. You know, we ate one night and then the next day I got me some more of them. Cold deer steak is good. She said, you didn't eat all of it, did you? And I said, maybe I wouldn't do that. And I said, yours is still in there.
Well, I ate 15 and then my woman, no, no, look, my woman ate 15. Thank you. And normally she don't, you know, because she come in and I had some on my plate from leftovers. You know, we ate one night and then the next day I got me some more of them. Cold deer steak is good. She said, you didn't eat all of it, did you? And I said, maybe I wouldn't do that. And I said, yours is still in there.
Yeah. And I told Stone, I said, she ate 15 of them. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, because she'd always tell me, hey, you do goat deer hunting all the time. You don't ever bring nothing home. I said, darling, if you wanted deer steak, all you got to do is tell me, and Stone will go shoot one and bring us the darn steak.
Yeah. And I told Stone, I said, she ate 15 of them. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, because she'd always tell me, hey, you do goat deer hunting all the time. You don't ever bring nothing home. I said, darling, if you wanted deer steak, all you got to do is tell me, and Stone will go shoot one and bring us the darn steak.
Tell me you want some deer steak.
Tell me you want some deer steak.
I told him when we was hunting with him, guys. I said, hey, I have told you how much I appreciate you taking me hunting. And, you know, like when we used to, when you had a boat, you took me fishing.
I told him when we was hunting with him, guys. I said, hey, I have told you how much I appreciate you taking me hunting. And, you know, like when we used to, when you had a boat, you took me fishing.
Hey, he's got daughters, got to have cars. So, hey, there you go.
Hey, he's got daughters, got to have cars. So, hey, there you go.
Look, if mama ain't happy. Nobody's happy. Ain't nobody happy. So, hey, whatever you got to do to keep mama happy. I'm going to get my kids an electric scooter. I ain't got nothing to say about it.
Look, if mama ain't happy. Nobody's happy. Ain't nobody happy. So, hey, whatever you got to do to keep mama happy. I'm going to get my kids an electric scooter. I ain't got nothing to say about it.
But, hey, back to what I said. I don't like. How do you know what you said? If anybody catches fish. Oh, yeah.
But, hey, back to what I said. I don't like. How do you know what you said? If anybody catches fish. Oh, yeah.
Now, you said, well, you eat stones. Hey, I know him. I've watched him clean them, him and BK. He cleans them, filets them. BK cuts the bones out of them. It's a family operation. They know what they're doing.
Now, you said, well, you eat stones. Hey, I know him. I've watched him clean them, him and BK. He cleans them, filets them. BK cuts the bones out of them. It's a family operation. They know what they're doing.
A lot of people, y'all, y'all, put a bone out of your mouth, y'all. Stuck it. Y'all, no.
A lot of people, y'all, y'all, put a bone out of your mouth, y'all. Stuck it. Y'all, no.
No, I don't know. Like, you know, some friends of mine, okay, Phillip had told them, you know, I like squirrel. So they bring me some squirrel. After an hour and a half of re-cleaning them,
No, I don't know. Like, you know, some friends of mine, okay, Phillip had told them, you know, I like squirrel. So they bring me some squirrel. After an hour and a half of re-cleaning them,
okay it took it took me that long to cut all the crap off of them that they had left everything else so now phil in his heyday when he was you know he'd go and i mean like hey wasn't a limit okay he'd kill what was he no no i wonder when he'd kill what he wanted to kill And come back and then they clean them. And that's where all that came from. Jay's held them all these years.
okay it took it took me that long to cut all the crap off of them that they had left everything else so now phil in his heyday when he was you know he'd go and i mean like hey wasn't a limit okay he'd kill what was he no no i wonder when he'd kill what he wanted to kill And come back and then they clean them. And that's where all that came from. Jay's held them all these years.
Plus, that's my favorite wild game. Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the best texture of meat and the best flavor if it's cooked right. Especially a young one.
Plus, that's my favorite wild game. Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the best texture of meat and the best flavor if it's cooked right. Especially a young one.
Either way, I like it just fried, young fried squirrel.
Either way, I like it just fried, young fried squirrel.
Why would you do that to a dove? Oh, hey, if you've done it, you know, breast them. What, take the bone out of them? Oh, yeah, cut it off the breast, just the breast meat, and then cook it in, you know, dumplings and dove. Yeah, that's delicious I'm talking about, especially like cave dumplings.
Why would you do that to a dove? Oh, hey, if you've done it, you know, breast them. What, take the bone out of them? Oh, yeah, cut it off the breast, just the breast meat, and then cook it in, you know, dumplings and dove. Yeah, that's delicious I'm talking about, especially like cave dumplings.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, but hey.
Yeah, but hey.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Especially cooked in a Dutch oven. Yeah, he'd cook them. Put the lid in the black.
Especially cooked in a Dutch oven. Yeah, he'd cook them. Put the lid in the black.
How was your gravy? I didn't have much grease in it.
How was your gravy? I didn't have much grease in it.
No, the gravy was excellent. Thick and brown.
No, the gravy was excellent. Thick and brown.
It was fine, too. Oh, yeah. Christine enjoyed it better than I did. The gravy? Yeah. I wasn't even going to cook it. She said, oh, no, I got mashed potatoes for me and rice for you. She said, yeah, we got to cook the gravy.
It was fine, too. Oh, yeah. Christine enjoyed it better than I did. The gravy? Yeah. I wasn't even going to cook it. She said, oh, no, I got mashed potatoes for me and rice for you. She said, yeah, we got to cook the gravy.
I said, it's perfect.
I said, it's perfect.
But you wouldn't even need.
But you wouldn't even need.
You wouldn't even need teeth. I do. Well, I cooked that. It was so tender. Good news for you. You didn't need. No, no. I'm serious. You don't need it. No, my brother asked me, he said, hey, you got a little money. Why don't you put some teeth in your face? I said, I don't need no teeth. Have you had my cooking? Have you had my cooking? I said, hey, they fell out. Thank you.
You wouldn't even need teeth. I do. Well, I cooked that. It was so tender. Good news for you. You didn't need. No, no. I'm serious. You don't need it. No, my brother asked me, he said, hey, you got a little money. Why don't you put some teeth in your face? I said, I don't need no teeth. Have you had my cooking? Have you had my cooking? I said, hey, they fell out. Thank you.
I don't care. I'm at the age I could give a flip less, okay?
I don't care. I'm at the age I could give a flip less, okay?
It's a bizarre look. He said, they got implants today. You do that. I said, hey, I ain't going to go through all that crap just to have teeth.
It's a bizarre look. He said, they got implants today. You do that. I said, hey, I ain't going to go through all that crap just to have teeth.
Well, hey, I have it. It's right. And them filets.
Well, hey, I have it. It's right. And them filets.
Mmm. Fish, fish, same way. Mmm.
Mmm. Fish, fish, same way. Mmm.
No. No. That's why I ain't duck hunting right now.
No. No. That's why I ain't duck hunting right now.
Oh, I'd go up there. In the cold? Oh, yeah. We'd take a heater, boys. Yeah, I'd go to Walmart and buy a couple of heaters, you know, in them bottles. I told the commander that one time when he, you know, he got E7s and E6s running around and come got me a Spec 5, Specialist 5, and made me put up the German GP medium tents. Oh, my. You know, got the troops to put all that up.
Oh, I'd go up there. In the cold? Oh, yeah. We'd take a heater, boys. Yeah, I'd go to Walmart and buy a couple of heaters, you know, in them bottles. I told the commander that one time when he, you know, he got E7s and E6s running around and come got me a Spec 5, Specialist 5, and made me put up the German GP medium tents. Oh, my. You know, got the troops to put all that up.
Well, when I did, hey, I was cold. And, hey, I lit them Herman Nelson heaters and had that baby running red to the top of the tent. What's a Herman Nelson heater? It's a drip diesel.
Well, when I did, hey, I was cold. And, hey, I lit them Herman Nelson heaters and had that baby running red to the top of the tent. What's a Herman Nelson heater? It's a drip diesel.
And I had it dripping fast, and I had it, but it was warm.
And I had it dripping fast, and I had it, but it was warm.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah. And a man came in and got screaming, who done this? And I said, I did, don't touch it. I said, hey, I said, if you turn that off, I'll throw a five-gallon can of diesel on that boost and a half and set it afire. I said, I'll burn everything this Army's got before I freeze to death. There you go. Boy, that's cold as I've been, though. It's a freezing fog coming through.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah. And a man came in and got screaming, who done this? And I said, I did, don't touch it. I said, hey, I said, if you turn that off, I'll throw a five-gallon can of diesel on that boost and a half and set it afire. I said, I'll burn everything this Army's got before I freeze to death. There you go. Boy, that's cold as I've been, though. It's a freezing fog coming through.
A freezing fog? Yeah. And look, it come in and everything behind it's crystallized. Everything. Drugs, trees, limbs. In Germany. In Germany. I said, no. I said, y'all get the hell out of my way, because, hey, I fixed to have a fire going, and I fixed to get warm.
A freezing fog? Yeah. And look, it come in and everything behind it's crystallized. Everything. Drugs, trees, limbs. In Germany. In Germany. I said, no. I said, y'all get the hell out of my way, because, hey, I fixed to have a fire going, and I fixed to get warm.
And they did. So the commander come in there and got to screaming, and I said, hey, you might as well get out of here, because as soon as you leave, I'm fixing to get the drip going wide open again, baby.
And they did. So the commander come in there and got to screaming, and I said, hey, you might as well get out of here, because as soon as you leave, I'm fixing to get the drip going wide open again, baby.
Hey, get out of my way. I ain't freezing in there. It ain't going to be cold. I may get shot, but hey, I ain't going to freeze, yo.
Hey, get out of my way. I ain't freezing in there. It ain't going to be cold. I may get shot, but hey, I ain't going to freeze, yo.
I don't know. You shoot me, you dive cold.
I don't know. You shoot me, you dive cold.
He had to deal with pigtails.
He had to deal with pigtails.
Yeah. That's above freezing.
Yeah. That's above freezing.
But you could have got a few.
But you could have got a few.
I was thinking 27. Yeah. It'll get ice if it gets 27 degrees tonight.
I was thinking 27. Yeah. It'll get ice if it gets 27 degrees tonight.
It's getting 37 tonight.
It's getting 37 tonight.
Last year, I went duck hunting. Okay. And they, it was, we hunted a ice hole. Yeah. Okay. On the lake, on Phil's property. Yeah. When we pulled the boat in the blind, a beaver was sitting on the thing on a piece of styrofoam and he was literally freezing to death. Did you save him? No. He wasn't watered, but I mean, he was literally just up there just When a beaver gets cold.
Last year, I went duck hunting. Okay. And they, it was, we hunted a ice hole. Yeah. Okay. On the lake, on Phil's property. Yeah. When we pulled the boat in the blind, a beaver was sitting on the thing on a piece of styrofoam and he was literally freezing to death. Did you save him? No. He wasn't watered, but I mean, he was literally just up there just When a beaver gets cold.
Hey, look, when a beaver gets cold, I ain't coming hunting. Now, I'm gone. I'm going to stay in bed. No, because I said, I've always wondered, how do they do it?
Hey, look, when a beaver gets cold, I ain't coming hunting. Now, I'm gone. I'm going to stay in bed. No, because I said, I've always wondered, how do they do it?
Yeah, they live out in this mess.
Yeah, they live out in this mess.
And they don't have a heater they can run to to get warm. So, no.
And they don't have a heater they can run to to get warm. So, no.
There's two things that really scare me. Cold? No. Cold is one of them. Okay. Freezing to death or burning to death with a fire. With a fire. Because if I was in a 10-story building and it's burning from the bottom up.
There's two things that really scare me. Cold? No. Cold is one of them. Okay. Freezing to death or burning to death with a fire. With a fire. Because if I was in a 10-story building and it's burning from the bottom up.
Hey, before it gets to me, I'm jumping, baby. I'm serious. Hey, I take my chance. I ain't burning.
Hey, before it gets to me, I'm jumping, baby. I'm serious. Hey, I take my chance. I ain't burning.
He jumped out of a 10-story building. Just, hey-ya, swan dive. Don't go ahead first, you psychopath. I would. Hey, I would. Go feet first. Oh, my goodness. No, no. Hey, I'm serious. I would do a swan dive out of a 10-story building before I burned it. And just be sure.
He jumped out of a 10-story building. Just, hey-ya, swan dive. Don't go ahead first, you psychopath. I would. Hey, I would. Go feet first. Oh, my goodness. No, no. Hey, I'm serious. I would do a swan dive out of a 10-story building before I burned it. And just be sure.
Hey, yeah, here we go, baby. He said.
Hey, yeah, here we go, baby. He said.
A place in the woods. That's the name of their business. A place in the woods. There you go.
A place in the woods. That's the name of their business. A place in the woods. There you go.
And 17.
And 17.
Everybody knows 16. They need to look at 17.
Everybody knows 16. They need to look at 17.
While you're there, go ahead and continue on to 18.
While you're there, go ahead and continue on to 18.
All right.
All right.
And I got to say, does everybody know where everything comes from?
And I got to say, does everybody know where everything comes from?
It comes from Jesus.
It comes from Jesus.
That's where everything we have comes from. It comes from the man, Jesus. Correct. Our wisdom. Our home, our life.
That's where everything we have comes from. It comes from the man, Jesus. Correct. Our wisdom. Our home, our life.
Music sets moods. Yeah, it does. I'm serious. If you're in a bad mood, put on some good music and you'll change your bad mood.
Music sets moods. Yeah, it does. I'm serious. If you're in a bad mood, put on some good music and you'll change your bad mood.
So in 50 years, whenever Jimmy's looking at the yearbook, it'll say, Sandy says, hey, Sandy says, hey, reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand. There you go.
So in 50 years, whenever Jimmy's looking at the yearbook, it'll say, Sandy says, hey, Sandy says, hey, reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand. There you go.
I'm going to go Alabama.
I'm going to go Alabama.
That's unbelievable. He's always got an excuse. Ding, ding, ding. I just said, hey, look, why don't you do what normal people do and just say, hey, I missed that sucker.
That's unbelievable. He's always got an excuse. Ding, ding, ding. I just said, hey, look, why don't you do what normal people do and just say, hey, I missed that sucker.
I'm going to go with what's a snap pop.
I'm going to go with what's a snap pop.
I'm going to have three of them.
I'm going to have three of them.
Captain Crunch is going to put you in your boat, Captain?
Captain Crunch is going to put you in your boat, Captain?
There you go, boys.
There you go, boys.
That's right.
That's right.
Everybody misses. If you tell me you don't miss, you're a bald-faced liar. I'll tell you until you're faced, you're a bald-faced liar.
Everybody misses. If you tell me you don't miss, you're a bald-faced liar. I'll tell you until you're faced, you're a bald-faced liar.
The one that played sooner, he's fixing to be a live host. Yeah.
The one that played sooner, he's fixing to be a live host. Yeah.
That's the answer to everything.
That's the answer to everything.
A little short. Come up a little short on that one.
A little short. Come up a little short on that one.
He got up.
He got up.
Oh, no. Him and Phil both. Phil in his heyday. They ain't kill him further than anybody I've ever seen.
Oh, no. Him and Phil both. Phil in his heyday. They ain't kill him further than anybody I've ever seen.
Oh, no, look. Phil had a 10-gauge. He shot it and just, he finally just said, Jase, here, you can have this. I don't want it. That reminds me.
Oh, no, look. Phil had a 10-gauge. He shot it and just, he finally just said, Jase, here, you can have this. I don't want it. That reminds me.
But look, hey. He's good. Sorry, Hunter. The ducks were flying that day. We had two bunches of millers working. Mm-hmm. Okay. Jace always takes two guns. That day, he added browning, okay, and the 10-gauge. Well, hey, the ducks were two bunches, and one of them was low and right, and the other bunch was high. Jace killed three, okay, with the browning.
But look, hey. He's good. Sorry, Hunter. The ducks were flying that day. We had two bunches of millers working. Mm-hmm. Okay. Jace always takes two guns. That day, he added browning, okay, and the 10-gauge. Well, hey, the ducks were two bunches, and one of them was low and right, and the other bunch was high. Jace killed three, okay, with the browning.
Set it down, grabbed the 10-gauge, and killed two out of the high bunch. Okay, and I'm telling you, it was this way. Boom, boom. And it was 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, splash, 1,009, 1,010, splash.
Set it down, grabbed the 10-gauge, and killed two out of the high bunch. Okay, and I'm telling you, it was this way. Boom, boom. And it was 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, splash, 1,009, 1,010, splash.
He shot them. I mean, hey, it was 150 yards high. I'm telling you. I was waiting for the second shot. But it took him a count of 10 to hit the water. And I said, what are you shooting? He said, oh, I'm shooting this 10 gauge. I said, okay, now it makes sense. Because I mean, hey, you talking about up there.
He shot them. I mean, hey, it was 150 yards high. I'm telling you. I was waiting for the second shot. But it took him a count of 10 to hit the water. And I said, what are you shooting? He said, oh, I'm shooting this 10 gauge. I said, okay, now it makes sense. Because I mean, hey, you talking about up there.
Well, hey.
Well, hey.
He's done that quite often, though.
He's done that quite often, though.
Is Jace still into chopping wood?
Is Jace still into chopping wood?
No, that's for, hey, if the water's too shallow, he digs a hole where he can put his dippers out.
No, that's for, hey, if the water's too shallow, he digs a hole where he can put his dippers out.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Check the external input or select another input. Use an input button. You got all that, Hunter?
Check the external input or select another input. Use an input button. You got all that, Hunter?
I heard something about that.
I heard something about that.
Rough on equipment. I got so tickled. Well, he said, hey, deer.
Rough on equipment. I got so tickled. Well, he said, hey, deer.
Hey, he is his father's son. I'll tell you right now.
Hey, he is his father's son. I'll tell you right now.
Y'all killed 20. Yeah, y'all had a good one.
Y'all killed 20. Yeah, y'all had a good one.
Yeah, we've all done it. It happens.
Yeah, we've all done it. It happens.
It always happens when somebody's out of the blind.
It always happens when somebody's out of the blind.
Always.
Always.
You either walk on in and take control of it, and it's yours, and no one can take it away from you. Or... You suck. You're a bum.
You either walk on in and take control of it, and it's yours, and no one can take it away from you. Or... You suck. You're a bum.
No, no, it ain't no in between. I've had that happen to me about four times when I was out on the road.
No, no, it ain't no in between. I've had that happen to me about four times when I was out on the road.
I walked out and I took over. And you were the star? And hey, I'm telling you, I took over and if Elvis Presley walked on stage, they would boot him off of it. That's when you know it's right.
I walked out and I took over. And you were the star? And hey, I'm telling you, I took over and if Elvis Presley walked on stage, they would boot him off of it. That's when you know it's right.
No, because I'm three-quarter ham.
No, because I'm three-quarter ham.
Six or seven years? That's always a good time.
Six or seven years? That's always a good time.
I'll be your huckleberry.
I'll be your huckleberry.
You do play the guitar, right?
You do play the guitar, right?
Well, it's hard to, you know, this Christmas.
Well, it's hard to, you know, this Christmas.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
Got a question for you.
Got a question for you.
Do you worry about hitting the notes right, or do you just get up there and let her fly?
Do you worry about hitting the notes right, or do you just get up there and let her fly?
The reason I ask that, because Jason Robertson's wife, she's a songbird. Yeah. But she worries too much about the notes. I always tell her, I said, hey, would you just one time,
The reason I ask that, because Jason Robertson's wife, she's a songbird. Yeah. But she worries too much about the notes. I always tell her, I said, hey, would you just one time,
let it rip forget the notes and sing that song with everything you've got some freedom yeah yeah and she won't do it no okay that's choir though choir will get that in your head you know you start singing in french and you really do gotta go note to note or something like you sing in french
let it rip forget the notes and sing that song with everything you've got some freedom yeah yeah and she won't do it no okay that's choir though choir will get that in your head you know you start singing in french and you really do gotta go note to note or something like you sing in french
Oh, yeah, dude.
Oh, yeah, dude.
No, no, I can't help myself. That's funny.
No, no, I can't help myself. That's funny.
Oh, I'm ready right now. We ready? You turned 77 yesterday. I turned 77 yesterday. Happy birthday. I've tried what you're doing right now for two years. Playing tunes? Yeah, I had my own band. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm ready right now. We ready? You turned 77 yesterday. I turned 77 yesterday. Happy birthday. I've tried what you're doing right now for two years. Playing tunes? Yeah, I had my own band. Yeah, yeah.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
And with that said, I know I'm just raring to go. And I know the people that listen to this podcast want to hear you sing, darling. Oh. We're going to let her. Oh, yes. Time out.
And with that said, I know I'm just raring to go. And I know the people that listen to this podcast want to hear you sing, darling. Oh. We're going to let her. Oh, yes. Time out.
I mean.
I mean.
Hey, your version is better than the one I like.
Hey, your version is better than the one I like.
No, I'm serious.
No, I'm serious.
Your voice, okay. There ain't nobody out there got a voice like that.
Your voice, okay. There ain't nobody out there got a voice like that.
You're unique in that.
You're unique in that.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
I was waiting for a, I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah, I don't either. But it wasn't that. Yeah, it wasn't that.
I was waiting for a, I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah, I don't either. But it wasn't that. Yeah, it wasn't that.
I guarantee you, I know what people feel that comes to your show. As soon as you start stringing on that guitar and then your voice comes out.
I guarantee you, I know what people feel that comes to your show. As soon as you start stringing on that guitar and then your voice comes out.
That was unreal. Most times, most people don't realize how talented they are. Okay. You said something earlier about confidence. If you don't have it, you should.
That was unreal. Most times, most people don't realize how talented they are. Okay. You said something earlier about confidence. If you don't have it, you should.
Because here's the thing. I'm telling you, for the two years that I went on the road, No, I've never heard a voice like that.
Because here's the thing. I'm telling you, for the two years that I went on the road, No, I've never heard a voice like that.
I'm 77 years old, okay? This is the first time I've heard that voice.
I'm 77 years old, okay? This is the first time I've heard that voice.
So, hey, here's my prediction. You're not a star now. You will be.
So, hey, here's my prediction. You're not a star now. You will be.
You sure can.
You sure can.
No, I wouldn't be ashamed to even step out on stage before her.
No, I wouldn't be ashamed to even step out on stage before her.
By the time they're done. Don't go after her.
By the time they're done. Don't go after her.
445.
445.
Here's the thing, Claire. If you do me a big favor, do you sing gospel?
Here's the thing, Claire. If you do me a big favor, do you sing gospel?
Would you sing a gospel song, another song for me, a gospel song?
Would you sing a gospel song, another song for me, a gospel song?
No.
No.
You do what you got to do.
You do what you got to do.
Yeah, we'll do that. That'll be how we end it. We normally go out with a prayer, but I would rather that we end with you singing a gospel song.
Yeah, we'll do that. That'll be how we end it. We normally go out with a prayer, but I would rather that we end with you singing a gospel song.
Well, no, no, because I was wondering, okay, I was going to ask her later, okay? She's 23. Yep.
Well, no, no, because I was wondering, okay, I was going to ask her later, okay? She's 23. Yep.
They live in Rayville. That's a good thing. Yeah. I ain't got nothing against Texas. How'd you find me in Texas?
They live in Rayville. That's a good thing. Yeah. I ain't got nothing against Texas. How'd you find me in Texas?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real Southern. Church camp. That's right. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real Southern. Church camp. That's right. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
Here's my shadows to you.
Here's my shadows to you.
I don't care what the name is. I just feel like I should say that. I don't care what the name is. Do you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Amen.
I don't care what the name is. I just feel like I should say that. I don't care what the name is. Do you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Amen.
Then, hey, you're my brother.
Then, hey, you're my brother.
You're my sister.
You're my sister.
What?
What?
Here's how good.
Here's how good.
Here's how good you are.
Here's how good you are.
I can't even come up with the words to describe your voice. He is shook right now. No, no, I'm serious, okay?
I can't even come up with the words to describe your voice. He is shook right now. No, no, I'm serious, okay?
You had your identity stolen? Oh, yeah. When? They got in my, tried to get in my bank account. That's been a minute. Goodness gracious.
You had your identity stolen? Oh, yeah. When? They got in my, tried to get in my bank account. That's been a minute. Goodness gracious.
How many records have you got out right now?
How many records have you got out right now?
That is an understatement, sir. You guys, stop. I said, no, no.
That is an understatement, sir. You guys, stop. I said, no, no.
Well, I wish I'd have seen the... 24. I think you still can.
Well, I wish I'd have seen the... 24. I think you still can.
Your friend's in it. The other Louisiana guy's in it.
Your friend's in it. The other Louisiana guy's in it.
See, that's what I was talking about with the judges. You're talking about a job, tough job.
See, that's what I was talking about with the judges. You're talking about a job, tough job.
Well, I couldn't do it.
Well, I couldn't do it.
That's awesome. His name is Simon on The Voice. Yeah, yeah. Simon Cowell? Yeah. Cowell. He wasn't alive when he was doing that. No, no, no.
That's awesome. His name is Simon on The Voice. Yeah, yeah. Simon Cowell? Yeah. Cowell. He wasn't alive when he was doing that. No, no, no.
No, no, because he always amazed me when the guy started to sing a song. He got shook up, okay, and he was horrible. Horrible. The guy that was singing? Yeah, and Simon said, wait a minute. He said, hey, take a break. He said, take a break. He said, have you got any other song that you can sing me? And he said, I don't want the instrument. He said, leave your guitar back in the back.
No, no, because he always amazed me when the guy started to sing a song. He got shook up, okay, and he was horrible. Horrible. The guy that was singing? Yeah, and Simon said, wait a minute. He said, hey, take a break. He said, take a break. He said, have you got any other song that you can sing me? And he said, I don't want the instrument. He said, leave your guitar back in the back.
I want you to walk out here in front of me and sing. Yeah. And he was horrible now. Even the second time? Well, no, no. Well, Simon had told him. He said, hey. He said, all it is is you got the jitters. Yeah. He said, go backstage. I got the jitters. Get me another song, okay? And then we'll bring you back out later. So he comes back out, no instruments, no music. And a cappella, another song.
I want you to walk out here in front of me and sing. Yeah. And he was horrible now. Even the second time? Well, no, no. Well, Simon had told him. He said, hey. He said, all it is is you got the jitters. Yeah. He said, go backstage. I got the jitters. Get me another song, okay? And then we'll bring you back out later. So he comes back out, no instruments, no music. And a cappella, another song.
And just blew the crowd away. Really? Blew them away. That's why that guy, he knows music. He knows singing. Okay. Sir.
And just blew the crowd away. Really? Blew them away. That's why that guy, he knows music. He knows singing. Okay. Sir.
That's why I'm saying. And all them One Direction kids.
That's why I'm saying. And all them One Direction kids.
I just can't picture you being 25th.
I just can't picture you being 25th.
Which is an accomplishment. Don't get me wrong, but I'm just saying.
Which is an accomplishment. Don't get me wrong, but I'm just saying.
No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's what happens, okay? She's good. I can't let her and Brittany hang out. They usually weed them out if they don't get that far because they ain't talented.
No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's what happens, okay? She's good. I can't let her and Brittany hang out. They usually weed them out if they don't get that far because they ain't talented.
Okay, because somebody's been lying to this child or this man or this female, telling them they can actually sing, and they can't.
Okay, because somebody's been lying to this child or this man or this female, telling them they can actually sing, and they can't.
Yeah, it does, but the thing about it is, you're letting somebody fix it, let somebody break his heart or her heart.
Yeah, it does, but the thing about it is, you're letting somebody fix it, let somebody break his heart or her heart.
Because you've been lying to them, and then when they get out in front of somebody, a crowd, They get booed, well, good grief. You didn't do them no favor. I've never been booed, but I don't think I would take it well.
Because you've been lying to them, and then when they get out in front of somebody, a crowd, They get booed, well, good grief. You didn't do them no favor. I've never been booed, but I don't think I would take it well.
You need to be real about it, okay? They're not little angels, okay? They're kids. Hold on.
You need to be real about it, okay? They're not little angels, okay? They're kids. Hold on.
Hey, do you play an instrument?
Hey, do you play an instrument?
Who have you met in the music business so far?
Who have you met in the music business so far?
And now you got to sing for them.
And now you got to sing for them.
Guess what the name of them was. You'll never guess. The Swampers. Uncle Si and his psychotics.
Guess what the name of them was. You'll never guess. The Swampers. Uncle Si and his psychotics.
Yeah. Some of the musicians don't, they're great. They didn't handle it right. They forgot where they came from. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's his whole life. It ain't just, you know, he lives music. Okay. He lives it on the stage.
Yeah. Some of the musicians don't, they're great. They didn't handle it right. They forgot where they came from. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's his whole life. It ain't just, you know, he lives music. Okay. He lives it on the stage.
All right, y'all bow. Father, we lift Zane and Claire up to you. They're fixing to be on the road for a long time, Father. Give them perseverance. Keep them safe. Protect them from the evil one. And, Father, most of all, bless them with her endeavors, okay? Because I know you heard it too. She's got a very, very, very unique voice. And she loves what she does.
All right, y'all bow. Father, we lift Zane and Claire up to you. They're fixing to be on the road for a long time, Father. Give them perseverance. Keep them safe. Protect them from the evil one. And, Father, most of all, bless them with her endeavors, okay? Because I know you heard it too. She's got a very, very, very unique voice. And she loves what she does.
But take care of both of them, Father. Give them all the blessings of life. Keep them safe. Bless them in their endeavors. And we thank you for all the blessings you've bestowed upon all of us. And we ask this through our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.
But take care of both of them, Father. Give them all the blessings of life. Keep them safe. Bless them in their endeavors. And we thank you for all the blessings you've bestowed upon all of us. And we ask this through our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because we was all nuts.
Yeah, because we was all nuts.
And you probably know that one of the ladies that was in my band, Bridget Tatum, she wrote Jason Zaldin, number one hit.
And you probably know that one of the ladies that was in my band, Bridget Tatum, she wrote Jason Zaldin, number one hit.
Where's this sound about Bear Bryant?
Where's this sound about Bear Bryant?
I should say as many times as I can. Roll tide, baby.
I should say as many times as I can. Roll tide, baby.
The biggest store on the road. It is. When I go to Arkansas, I'm always looking for ducks and geese in the fields.
The biggest store on the road. It is. When I go to Arkansas, I'm always looking for ducks and geese in the fields.
It gets worse. She lives on the bad side of town.
It gets worse. She lives on the bad side of town.
Nope. Tennessee.
Nope. Tennessee.
Tennessee girl.
Tennessee girl.
I'm a Moonlight guy. Hey, look. He's a fluffy cloud, fella. You just take a test, and then you get a mattress shipped to your door.
I'm a Moonlight guy. Hey, look. He's a fluffy cloud, fella. You just take a test, and then you get a mattress shipped to your door.
Okay, that fits you only. How much easier is that?
Okay, that fits you only. How much easier is that?
I was where the Honky Tonk angels are.
I was where the Honky Tonk angels are.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
She's starting right? She's starting out right. She's young. Oh. It's a young person's game. How old were you when you started? 65. Okay. That's the reason my record label didn't do nothing for me.
She's starting right? She's starting out right. She's young. Oh. It's a young person's game. How old were you when you started? 65. Okay. That's the reason my record label didn't do nothing for me.
AARP? Oh, I ain't gonna worry about it.
AARP? Oh, I ain't gonna worry about it.
I ain't even gonna mention it.
I ain't even gonna mention it.
Hey, no, no. You gotta love what she's doing. Oh, I love it. I respect it.
Hey, no, no. You gotta love what she's doing. Oh, I love it. I respect it.
She plays all by ear. That's why I said it's God's gift. Because I've met people, okay, that can't read music, don't know what a note is, whatever, and they can listen to the longest song there is, okay, eight, ten minutes, pick up a guitar and play it lick for lick.
She plays all by ear. That's why I said it's God's gift. Because I've met people, okay, that can't read music, don't know what a note is, whatever, and they can listen to the longest song there is, okay, eight, ten minutes, pick up a guitar and play it lick for lick.
Okay?
Okay?
People don't realize when a person walks out, the front man or the star, that walks out and starts singing and playing, they have no idea what's all going through that man or lady's mind. Okay. Okay, because there's more going on. What used to go through yours? Oh, hey. Oh, let's. No, hey. I literally had to tell myself, do not look at the women in the crowd.
People don't realize when a person walks out, the front man or the star, that walks out and starts singing and playing, they have no idea what's all going through that man or lady's mind. Okay. Okay, because there's more going on. What used to go through yours? Oh, hey. Oh, let's. No, hey. I literally had to tell myself, do not look at the women in the crowd.
Oh, no. Oh, no. I had to tell myself because I, one night, walked out on stage and this gorgeous woman... Locked eyes with me.
Oh, no. Oh, no. I had to tell myself because I, one night, walked out on stage and this gorgeous woman... Locked eyes with me.
Yeah. Look, the band starts playing. I'm supposed to be singing. And all I could say was, it's that woman's fault right there. You said that on stage? I did it. Yes, sir. You got to let the people know what's going on. Because me and her locked eyes. And I said, boys. I said, after that, what is my name?
Yeah. Look, the band starts playing. I'm supposed to be singing. And all I could say was, it's that woman's fault right there. You said that on stage? I did it. Yes, sir. You got to let the people know what's going on. Because me and her locked eyes. And I said, boys. I said, after that, what is my name?
Hold on.
Hold on.
We're in here right now. Yeah. Hold on. Hey. Yo, you got to know when the band's going to play, when they're coming in to sing. Yo, then when the change and all. No. No.
We're in here right now. Yeah. Hold on. Hey. Yo, you got to know when the band's going to play, when they're coming in to sing. Yo, then when the change and all. No. No.
Hustling. See, that's what she's fixing to do. That's what she is doing. She started doing that six years ago. She's already said some words about, oh, I'll get up at 3 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sometimes you don't even quit until after 3 a.m. It's like duck hunting.
Hustling. See, that's what she's fixing to do. That's what she is doing. She started doing that six years ago. She's already said some words about, oh, I'll get up at 3 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sometimes you don't even quit until after 3 a.m. It's like duck hunting.
So when you're in the groove and it's going right, hey, you just keep on going. It's easy.
So when you're in the groove and it's going right, hey, you just keep on going. It's easy.
I like the way Bridget described it. When a person walks on stage, you've got a 50-yard square. That you can either, you're the king of it, or you're a washed up bum.
I like the way Bridget described it. When a person walks on stage, you've got a 50-yard square. That you can either, you're the king of it, or you're a washed up bum.
Oh. That's a good idea.
Oh. That's a good idea.
yeah in jail yeah so but no it was it was cool them doing their t-shirts yeah oh i'd be like peanut man re martin be on somebody's amazon show oh speaking of that i just had to say that they may need to make it easier to get a state license out of state license out of state yep for because up there duck hunting in arkansas
yeah in jail yeah so but no it was it was cool them doing their t-shirts yeah oh i'd be like peanut man re martin be on somebody's amazon show oh speaking of that i just had to say that they may need to make it easier to get a state license out of state license out of state yep for because up there duck hunting in arkansas
Well, every time, either I can't get mine or Stone can't get his.
Well, every time, either I can't get mine or Stone can't get his.
No, I'm serious. Hey, it either always goes this way. Either he gets mine, like this time he got mine, and then he couldn't get his.
No, I'm serious. Hey, it either always goes this way. Either he gets mine, like this time he got mine, and then he couldn't get his.
I was on the phone probably during the half hour trying to get his.
I was on the phone probably during the half hour trying to get his.
Well, it should be, hey, you're covered.
Well, it should be, hey, you're covered.
You got a military ID, that is your license.
You got a military ID, that is your license.
Matter of fact, if I was taken, there are some states that let you do that.
Matter of fact, if I was taken, there are some states that let you do that.
You just show your ID card, you're good to go.
You just show your ID card, you're good to go.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Big brother was watching.
Big brother was watching.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He had the- That's amazing. They didn't thank the guy's name, but he wore them.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He had the- That's amazing. They didn't thank the guy's name, but he wore them.
Been out there all morning. Phil said, you've been out there watching all morning. How many we kill?
Been out there all morning. Phil said, you've been out there watching all morning. How many we kill?
I thought Jason fixed game one.
I thought Jason fixed game one.
No, no, no, no, no. Look, hey, Jason gave him his gun and three shells. Well, the idiot starts slamming shells in it, pointing it at Jace. And Jace grabbed it and said, hey, you stupid idiot. That's probably not the exact words. No, it was. Yes, it was, too. Gordon Jace. Hey, Jace was hot. I don't like when people point guns at me.
No, no, no, no, no. Look, hey, Jason gave him his gun and three shells. Well, the idiot starts slamming shells in it, pointing it at Jace. And Jace grabbed it and said, hey, you stupid idiot. That's probably not the exact words. No, it was. Yes, it was, too. Gordon Jace. Hey, Jace was hot. I don't like when people point guns at me.
Stupid idiot.
Stupid idiot.
Hey, he said he called him an idiot, and I don't blame him. I bet he did if he pointed a gun. I've never liked when people pointed a gun at me. I just grabbed the barrel and said, hey, don't point that gun at me, you idiot.
Hey, he said he called him an idiot, and I don't blame him. I bet he did if he pointed a gun. I've never liked when people pointed a gun at me. I just grabbed the barrel and said, hey, don't point that gun at me, you idiot.
Good thing he wouldn't. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, worst one I've been involved in. We're down on a creek shooting turtles and snakes. No, no, look. Guy's got a pump .22.
Good thing he wouldn't. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, worst one I've been involved in. We're down on a creek shooting turtles and snakes. No, no, look. Guy's got a pump .22.
He sticks it in a kid's belly. Why? Stupidity.
He sticks it in a kid's belly. Why? Stupidity.
Look. Click, click, click. Yeah.
Look. Click, click, click. Yeah.
No, no. He didn't get shot. But hey, guess what? Phil grabbed that gun and said, hey, don't ever point that gun. And the guy said, it's unloaded. Phil just, pow, pow, pow, pow, about three shots. He had clicked it on him twice. That guy turned green. He said, you came this close to killing your friend right there.
No, no. He didn't get shot. But hey, guess what? Phil grabbed that gun and said, hey, don't ever point that gun. And the guy said, it's unloaded. Phil just, pow, pow, pow, pow, about three shots. He had clicked it on him twice. That guy turned green. He said, you came this close to killing your friend right there.
No, no. Right now.
No, no. Right now.
Hey, no, no, no. Look, right now, just every hair on my body was staring up. I remember I'm seeing it just like it was yesterday. Man. He clicked three times on him with it in his belly. And Phil said, that's why you don't ever. You don't ever point a gun at a person, you idiot.
Hey, no, no, no. Look, right now, just every hair on my body was staring up. I remember I'm seeing it just like it was yesterday. Man. He clicked three times on him with it in his belly. And Phil said, that's why you don't ever. You don't ever point a gun at a person, you idiot.
Ain't nothing better than a .410 for dove hunting.
Ain't nothing better than a .410 for dove hunting.
Good poodle. Me and my best friend, we traded off. She's done with a Sega Barrel .410.
Good poodle. Me and my best friend, we traded off. She's done with a Sega Barrel .410.
Hey, he had a set of gonads about as big as them bongo drums.
Hey, he had a set of gonads about as big as them bongo drums.
That's a good old dog. Oh, that was so funny.
That's a good old dog. Oh, that was so funny.
That was the best shot that cameraman got.
That was the best shot that cameraman got.
He was going on just the beauty of where we was hunting. Then bop. Then it comes to me. And that dog. And then he's in there. That's old killer sitting there.
He was going on just the beauty of where we was hunting. Then bop. Then it comes to me. And that dog. And then he's in there. That's old killer sitting there.
It ain't nothing between the eyes.
It ain't nothing between the eyes.
It ain't nothing between his ears.
It ain't nothing between his ears.
I remember when you got under your feet or something, I thought it was good grief. We didn't get bit.
I remember when you got under your feet or something, I thought it was good grief. We didn't get bit.
They rough on sheep and cows.
They rough on sheep and cows.
Yeah, I mean, they run them into pans, you know. And, I mean, the dog keeps them high.
Yeah, I mean, they run them into pans, you know. And, I mean, the dog keeps them high.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Christine will probably get one, though. Sweet Pea got another 45 years.
Christine will probably get one, though. Sweet Pea got another 45 years.
That cat's a lot of problems.
That cat's a lot of problems.
That old man has a lot of problems. That cat's a lot of problems.
That old man has a lot of problems. That cat's a lot of problems.
I love when a shot with baby guns.
I love when a shot with baby guns.
I'm just saying shot somebody with a razor. Daddy's razor and just split it. It fell out.
I'm just saying shot somebody with a razor. Daddy's razor and just split it. It fell out.
I can't believe, I can't remember who it was, but they actually shot Harold into his shotgun.
I can't believe, I can't remember who it was, but they actually shot Harold into his shotgun.
He raised up and swung and actually, you know, he'd like to blow the gun out of Harold's hand.
He raised up and swung and actually, you know, he'd like to blow the gun out of Harold's hand.
That's why we cut notches.
That's why we cut notches.
Damn, putting out fire.
Damn, putting out fire.
It gets worse when you're duck hunting.
It gets worse when you're duck hunting.
Oh, yeah. Because, hey, that way you get double jeopardy there.
Oh, yeah. Because, hey, that way you get double jeopardy there.
Nope. You got to pick up women with the gift of the gab. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Gift of the gab.
Nope. You got to pick up women with the gift of the gab. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Gift of the gab.
You start out with something like, look here, you fine queen.
You start out with something like, look here, you fine queen.
Because you got waded at all.
Because you got waded at all.
If that woman works on an oil rig. That's what I'm saying.
If that woman works on an oil rig. That's what I'm saying.
They overdo it with the vinegar. Yeah. I like the vinegar.
They overdo it with the vinegar. Yeah. I like the vinegar.
The hotter they get, the hotter I go.
The hotter they get, the hotter I go.
I'd like to meet her ass.
I'd like to meet her ass.
No, no, but hey. She paints people with her toes, too. No, here's the thing. Same kind of people. Because all their husbands, guess where they worked?
No, no, but hey. She paints people with her toes, too. No, here's the thing. Same kind of people. Because all their husbands, guess where they worked?
Oil rigs. Yeah, except Antler. Okay, so yeah, you got to be tough. You got to be tough to work at oil field, boys.
Oil rigs. Yeah, except Antler. Okay, so yeah, you got to be tough. You got to be tough to work at oil field, boys.
If you're married to a man that's worked in the oil field, you got to be tough.
If you're married to a man that's worked in the oil field, you got to be tough.
She said she just got a hold of some bad meat.
She said she just got a hold of some bad meat.
Yeah. Every once in a while, you know, you come up on, you know, bristly meat.
Yeah. Every once in a while, you know, you come up on, you know, bristly meat.
No, no, I'm just saying.
No, no, I'm just saying.
Some of them taste better than others. Most of it is in the preparing the meat to cook it. Okay. That's where about 90% of this, you know, you could, you cut all that gristle out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you do.
Some of them taste better than others. Most of it is in the preparing the meat to cook it. Okay. That's where about 90% of this, you know, you could, you cut all that gristle out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you do.
You cook it with a little bark to it.
You cook it with a little bark to it.
If it's the bark.
If it's the bark.
He's a foreigner.
He's a foreigner.
Hey, I don't know if it was your wife that named your sons. But that's why you messed up. Yeah, second off. You're never going to keep them apart.
Hey, I don't know if it was your wife that named your sons. But that's why you messed up. Yeah, second off. You're never going to keep them apart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I can tell you why me and Jace are like that. I kept him a lot when he was a baby.
And I can tell you why me and Jace are like that. I kept him a lot when he was a baby.
Okay, so he's got a lot of my mannerism. What happened to Al? Huh? Hal has always been the old man of the Robertson family.
Okay, so he's got a lot of my mannerism. What happened to Al? Huh? Hal has always been the old man of the Robertson family.
We will ask the Almighty to personally intervene on our behalf and heal our body is our request to the Almighty. And we ask it through His Son, Jesus, and our Lord and Savior. Amen.
We will ask the Almighty to personally intervene on our behalf and heal our body is our request to the Almighty. And we ask it through His Son, Jesus, and our Lord and Savior. Amen.
Waterproof. Well, that's the worst thing. Hey, pull your waders down, you know. Yeah, I had my wallet back there.
Waterproof. Well, that's the worst thing. Hey, pull your waders down, you know. Yeah, I had my wallet back there.
What are you going to send us out of here with, J.D.?
What are you going to send us out of here with, J.D.?
Hey, go buy buckets and get you some good barbecue.
Hey, go buy buckets and get you some good barbecue.
Yeah, you look back there, and you say, oh, good grief.
Yeah, you look back there, and you say, oh, good grief.
Hey, when your man's got to go, got to go. Ain't nothing you can do.
Hey, when your man's got to go, got to go. Ain't nothing you can do.
Yeah. Hey, the boy can shoot. See? Look at there. And the boy is quick, too. See?
Yeah. Hey, the boy can shoot. See? Look at there. And the boy is quick, too. See?
There you go.
There you go.
On the fly. And if somebody had knocked one down and he was getting away, Hunter, I said, shoot the crab, boom. It was just that quick.
On the fly. And if somebody had knocked one down and he was getting away, Hunter, I said, shoot the crab, boom. It was just that quick.
Jacob Dill's dry for his dad, right?
Jacob Dill's dry for his dad, right?
One of his true bosses?
One of his true bosses?
I thought he drove a bus for his dad.
I thought he drove a bus for his dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hunting season's over, baby.
Hunting season's over, baby.
Little seasons is gone.
Little seasons is gone.
So now everybody's back together again.
So now everybody's back together again.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
Hey. How did that even happen? Not too big a hurry?
Hey. How did that even happen? Not too big a hurry?
Think all that money you make? Mm-hmm.
Think all that money you make? Mm-hmm.
Well, that beard got some color in it. Look at them shoes.
Well, that beard got some color in it. Look at them shoes.
Root morale. Yeah. I has a particular set of skills.
Root morale. Yeah. I has a particular set of skills.
I just found the picture when I was reeling in that fish he was just talking about.
I just found the picture when I was reeling in that fish he was just talking about.
Right there. Remember that, Si?
Right there. Remember that, Si?
I bet it was hot. We had three days of that. We spent two nights out there.
I bet it was hot. We had three days of that. We spent two nights out there.
That's the moment he saw the silver flash.
That's the moment he saw the silver flash.
Golf's not really a sport.
Golf's not really a sport.
Nobody's good at golf. I actually appreciate you saying that. I've never been good at golf.
Nobody's good at golf. I actually appreciate you saying that. I've never been good at golf.
It's a monumental waste of time and money.
It's a monumental waste of time and money.
If you have a ton of money you want to waste and you have no time, in other words, you sit at the house all day, don't have a job, whatever, you're retired. Golf is for retired people that don't have nothing to do and don't mind blowing a bunch of money. So that's what it boils down to.
If you have a ton of money you want to waste and you have no time, in other words, you sit at the house all day, don't have a job, whatever, you're retired. Golf is for retired people that don't have nothing to do and don't mind blowing a bunch of money. So that's what it boils down to.
He's cutting the corner.
He's cutting the corner.
Look at that. Look at the golf stories. Would you like to commentate on this? This is actual footage of Si's golf swing from about 15 years ago.
Look at that. Look at the golf stories. Would you like to commentate on this? This is actual footage of Si's golf swing from about 15 years ago.
There's a lot of power in this golf swing. Okay. As you can see. One-handed. Okay. And blue jeans.
There's a lot of power in this golf swing. Okay. As you can see. One-handed. Okay. And blue jeans.
Oh, that's funny right there. I don't know how all that happened.
Oh, that's funny right there. I don't know how all that happened.
What else? For salmons.
What else? For salmons.
I wasn't there on the 300-yard drive, but I remember.
I wasn't there on the 300-yard drive, but I remember.
Phillip McMillan sent me a picture of them holding up a golf ball. It was three of them. I forgot who the third guy was. They were holding up a golf ball, and everybody was holding up three fingers.
Phillip McMillan sent me a picture of them holding up a golf ball. It was three of them. I forgot who the third guy was. They were holding up a golf ball, and everybody was holding up three fingers.
And I said, what does that mean? And he said, Si just hit one 300 yards. Here's the proof. So the proof is a picture with people holding up three fingers.
And I said, what does that mean? And he said, Si just hit one 300 yards. Here's the proof. So the proof is a picture with people holding up three fingers.
300. Well, just remember, toothpick was 235.
300. Well, just remember, toothpick was 235.
And he was little.
And he was little.
Well, that swing I just witnessed will not generate a 300-yard drive under any circumstance.
Well, that swing I just witnessed will not generate a 300-yard drive under any circumstance.
That pond was 250 foot.
That pond was 250 foot.
That's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf. Oh, yeah.
That's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf. Oh, yeah.
Golf ain't that.
Golf ain't that.
That never worked for me.
That never worked for me.
That's why I went fishing.
That's why I went fishing.
There's something about it. I would have fits of rage. I'm a pretty calm guy.
There's something about it. I would have fits of rage. I'm a pretty calm guy.
I've seen Jeff Robertson break every club in his bag.
I've seen Jeff Robertson break every club in his bag.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You never wanted to get in the car with Jays.
You never wanted to get in the car with Jays.
He's the most selfish golfer of all time.
He's the most selfish golfer of all time.
That's a true statement.
That's a true statement.
At least.
At least.
Oh, no. You don't ever get to cart with him. Sometimes you didn't have no choice if he was last. On family vacation, even his sons, they'd get in the cart with me. Yeah. I'm not riding with Dad.
Oh, no. You don't ever get to cart with him. Sometimes you didn't have no choice if he was last. On family vacation, even his sons, they'd get in the cart with me. Yeah. I'm not riding with Dad.
Yeah. Yeah. That's why Phil called him Lone Wolf McQuaid. Yeah. Can't get along with one person.
Yeah. Yeah. That's why Phil called him Lone Wolf McQuaid. Yeah. Can't get along with one person.
Every time we bring guests, duck hunting, he always goes scout. Yeah, I'll be back. About 30 minutes, he'll get the daylight flurry.
Every time we bring guests, duck hunting, he always goes scout. Yeah, I'll be back. About 30 minutes, he'll get the daylight flurry.
He'll say, well, I'm going to go scout real quick. I'll be back. And then he'll be back when we get ready to go. And then three hours later, he called me up. Yeah, you need to bring them old boys out. I'm going to go ahead. I'll meet you at the bank. He's on out of here.
He'll say, well, I'm going to go scout real quick. I'll be back. And then he'll be back when we get ready to go. And then three hours later, he called me up. Yeah, you need to bring them old boys out. I'm going to go ahead. I'll meet you at the bank. He's on out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't throw it. You can keep it.
Don't throw it. You can keep it.
All right, Si, try it out. Oh, whoa.
All right, Si, try it out. Oh, whoa.
I've been hearing that same story since I was a kid.
I've been hearing that same story since I was a kid.
I would have just took a little bit on that fork.
I would have just took a little bit on that fork.
It don't matter. It's in Harbaugh. It's in Kentucky. Columbia.
It don't matter. It's in Harbaugh. It's in Kentucky. Columbia.
You know, that story, those stories, those 400-pound catfish stories, they got a lot in common with them Black Panther stories.
You know, that story, those stories, those 400-pound catfish stories, they got a lot in common with them Black Panther stories.
50 is very believable.
50 is very believable.
50 happens.
50 happens.
Well, how big would a catfish have to be to be able to eat a grown human?
Well, how big would a catfish have to be to be able to eat a grown human?
A little burn in that cheek.
A little burn in that cheek.
You're looking for a boat ride.
You're looking for a boat ride.
I was with him when he hooked into it. Not enough because he broke it. I was with him when he hooked into it. That's right, buddy. Hey, I was like knee deep in water.
I was with him when he hooked into it. Not enough because he broke it. I was with him when he hooked into it. That's right, buddy. Hey, I was like knee deep in water.
We were on a 24 foot boat. And it was four of us.
We were on a 24 foot boat. And it was four of us.
About 200 yards.
About 200 yards.
But we never saw it. But it is.
But we never saw it. But it is.
It was definitely not a redfish.
It was definitely not a redfish.
It was a nurse shark.
It was a nurse shark.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's funny.
That's funny.
The competition is real.
The competition is real.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
That'll happen on Willie.
That'll happen on Willie.
I love it.
I love it.
Yep.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
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Hey, that's one of the things that Trump's working on. Better showers in the motels instead of just a little trickle.
Hey, that's one of the things that Trump's working on. Better showers in the motels instead of just a little trickle.
I'm just curious. Yes, they do. They get Redwood in California are gigantic.
I'm just curious. Yes, they do. They get Redwood in California are gigantic.
Hey, look. They cut a hole through one of them that you could drive a pickup through, son.
Hey, look. They cut a hole through one of them that you could drive a pickup through, son.
That's a big one. Hey, look, the blind on B break up there, we'll fish in Moss Lake. Hey, I think it was like 75 yards where we had the blind and the top of it. Hey, a mallard duck could light in the decoys directly under you. And with a three-and-a-half-inch Magnum 12 gauge with twos in it, you could shoot him in the back, and he would swim off. You could not kill him. There you go.
That's a big one. Hey, look, the blind on B break up there, we'll fish in Moss Lake. Hey, I think it was like 75 yards where we had the blind and the top of it. Hey, a mallard duck could light in the decoys directly under you. And with a three-and-a-half-inch Magnum 12 gauge with twos in it, you could shoot him in the back, and he would swim off. You could not kill him. There you go.
But no, we did.
But no, we did.
Okay, so, hey, that's how high. Oh, no, Redwood, they got a picture of one somewhere.
Okay, so, hey, that's how high. Oh, no, Redwood, they got a picture of one somewhere.
And then he lost it. So how'd you lose it? Lose what? The tree. Oh, no. I couldn't find it. It was in backwater. It's out of his bank, way out in the woods. I'm going to give a side. I just accidentally stumbled on it. That's why I keep telling y'all that, hey, I've led an exciting and unique life. No. Because, look, Luder Bottom, I don't know if you've ever been up there.
And then he lost it. So how'd you lose it? Lose what? The tree. Oh, no. I couldn't find it. It was in backwater. It's out of his bank, way out in the woods. I'm going to give a side. I just accidentally stumbled on it. That's why I keep telling y'all that, hey, I've led an exciting and unique life. No. Because, look, Luder Bottom, I don't know if you've ever been up there.
Oh, I know where Luder is, yeah. I've been all up in it. And when we was in college for the one semester that I was there. I used to roost woodies in there. No, no. Look, we used to wade that. Look, there was just fingers everywhere.
Oh, I know where Luder is, yeah. I've been all up in it. And when we was in college for the one semester that I was there. I used to roost woodies in there. No, no. Look, we used to wade that. Look, there was just fingers everywhere.
of water that maybe be a foot deep and that wide now they're full of snakes this thing is full of snakes okay and we're bass fishing okay wait you know and just wearing them out about pound and a half biggest we ever caught three i think three pounds the biggest one we ever caught it yeah but there was thousands of them in them little fingers
of water that maybe be a foot deep and that wide now they're full of snakes this thing is full of snakes okay and we're bass fishing okay wait you know and just wearing them out about pound and a half biggest we ever caught three i think three pounds the biggest one we ever caught it yeah but there was thousands of them in them little fingers
Oh, no. Yeah.
Oh, no. Yeah.
$51.61.
$51.61.
Yeah, deer were running everywhere, snakes crawling everywhere, fish jumping everywhere. You know, the woods were alive with everything.
Yeah, deer were running everywhere, snakes crawling everywhere, fish jumping everywhere. You know, the woods were alive with everything.
Matter of fact, Bill Reddaw.
Matter of fact, Bill Reddaw.
Yeah, Phillips, he was back in there doing something, and he found one of them big short barrel cannons. W? Yeah. He found a cannon? He found a cannon and the balls, y'all, the steel that you shoot. Y'all? I can't believe I never heard that story. Hey, look, and we wouldn't look for it again because, hey, that thing worth money, big money. Couldn't find it.
Yeah, Phillips, he was back in there doing something, and he found one of them big short barrel cannons. W? Yeah. He found a cannon? He found a cannon and the balls, y'all, the steel that you shoot. Y'all? I can't believe I never heard that story. Hey, look, and we wouldn't look for it again because, hey, that thing worth money, big money. Couldn't find it.
Well, no, no, I'm saying, hey, we used to, there was nothing that we didn't want to try. Martin lost his phone.
Well, no, no, I'm saying, hey, we used to, there was nothing that we didn't want to try. Martin lost his phone.
Phillip.
Phillip.
I'm just asking. Look, Phil and Tommy used to go to Arkansas on Corning Creek, okay, with a P-Roll and paddle as far as it could go and then drag the P-Roll out, you know, when they run out of rudder. And look, somebody would pick them up at a bridge in Louisiana somewhere. I'm serious. There was nothing we wouldn't try.
I'm just asking. Look, Phil and Tommy used to go to Arkansas on Corning Creek, okay, with a P-Roll and paddle as far as it could go and then drag the P-Roll out, you know, when they run out of rudder. And look, somebody would pick them up at a bridge in Louisiana somewhere. I'm serious. There was nothing we wouldn't try.
And I just told them the story about you found that Bunderbuss cannon. You found a cannon? In Looter Bottoms.
And I just told them the story about you found that Bunderbuss cannon. You found a cannon? In Looter Bottoms.
We couldn't find it. We went back to look for it.
We couldn't find it. We went back to look for it.
Yep. Beach Ridge.
Yep. Beach Ridge.
Well, no, no. He had told us, look, he had told us that it was a cannon sitting there and a stack of the balls.
Well, no, no. He had told us, look, he had told us that it was a cannon sitting there and a stack of the balls.
Well, I get a lot of the wrong calls. Is Jim there? And I say, no, no, Jim lives here, son. You got the wrong number.
Well, I get a lot of the wrong calls. Is Jim there? And I say, no, no, Jim lives here, son. You got the wrong number.
Okay. That's when I'm in robo-killer mode.
Okay. That's when I'm in robo-killer mode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hunter? Well, what can I tell you? You give out the number every time we say that.
Hunter? Well, what can I tell you? You give out the number every time we say that.
That's our phone number.
That's our phone number.
I know a guy named Earl.
I know a guy named Earl.
He's looking for his grandson.
He's looking for his grandson.
He's one part of Avery's family. Ever had some black eyed peas?
He's one part of Avery's family. Ever had some black eyed peas?
That boy's eye or something.
That boy's eye or something.
Somebody flew too close to the sun. Somebody's having liver problems.
Somebody flew too close to the sun. Somebody's having liver problems.
I know. I got a bunch of... Hey, Earl's wanting some chicken. Yeah, so that's Earl. He's kidding the mountain man. Here's my problem. I'm serious. He's kidding the mountain man.
I know. I got a bunch of... Hey, Earl's wanting some chicken. Yeah, so that's Earl. He's kidding the mountain man. Here's my problem. I'm serious. He's kidding the mountain man.
What's up? You need your chicken by Friday, boys.
What's up? You need your chicken by Friday, boys.
I'll take it home for my wife. She likes orange chicken. It was definitely his voicemail.
I'll take it home for my wife. She likes orange chicken. It was definitely his voicemail.
What's that? Ship them.
What's that? Ship them.
No, well, hey, it's a roundabout for crying out loud. What does it have to do with this? Hey, the first time I went up there, it was worse than a three-ring circus. So our town has roundabouts. Hey, it's a roundabout. If ain't nothing coming, just go on around it.
No, well, hey, it's a roundabout for crying out loud. What does it have to do with this? Hey, the first time I went up there, it was worse than a three-ring circus. So our town has roundabouts. Hey, it's a roundabout. If ain't nothing coming, just go on around it.
Ship them. Hey, they done done all the research. You don't have to know that. That's exactly right. Look, we're in Zone 8 in Louisiana.
Ship them. Hey, they done done all the research. You don't have to know that. That's exactly right. Look, we're in Zone 8 in Louisiana.
You don't have to drive around looking for nothing. Yeah. All you need is get a catalog and look through there and order what you want. Some call it a website. And then they deliver it, baby.
You don't have to drive around looking for nothing. Yeah. All you need is get a catalog and look through there and order what you want. Some call it a website. And then they deliver it, baby.
And get yourself some fast-growing treats, baby.
And get yourself some fast-growing treats, baby.
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this?
It is pretty bad, though. You get an ass and just a trickle. You can't even soap up good.
It is pretty bad, though. You get an ass and just a trickle. You can't even soap up good.
Yo, hey. They sit there looking both ways, and I'm saying. You only got to look one way.
Yo, hey. They sit there looking both ways, and I'm saying. You only got to look one way.
Each year she kept tipping. The first year she was just going to fire. At first she wasn't doing enough to even bother with. Well, she kept raising the price.
Each year she kept tipping. The first year she was just going to fire. At first she wasn't doing enough to even bother with. Well, she kept raising the price.
Look to your right, dummy. If it ain't that coming, go on through it.
Look to your right, dummy. If it ain't that coming, go on through it.
A buggy in. Yeah. Leave that buggy in, boys.
A buggy in. Yeah. Leave that buggy in, boys.
And they look good. And they look good. They feel good. And they fit right.
And they look good. And they look good. They feel good. And they fit right.
They didn't fit quite right. Because we ordered wrong. They're made so good that, hey, whatever your foot size is, you get the right size and you just slip it on.
They didn't fit quite right. Because we ordered wrong. They're made so good that, hey, whatever your foot size is, you get the right size and you just slip it on.
Hey, get you a pair, boys. I don't know why.
Hey, get you a pair, boys. I don't know why.
What did you do?
What did you do?
Today, you better live fast and high. Because by June, you're gone.
Today, you better live fast and high. Because by June, you're gone.
Yeah, that's right. And he's buzzing.
Yeah, that's right. And he's buzzing.
He ain't going nowhere. If you leave the legs on, they take off.
He ain't going nowhere. If you leave the legs on, they take off.
That's exactly what they did with it. They put it in the ground.
That's exactly what they did with it. They put it in the ground.
I just figured it was a way for egg. Egg transport. Just transform and hide them.
I just figured it was a way for egg. Egg transport. Just transform and hide them.
Crawfish is a big deal to do that.
Crawfish is a big deal to do that.
Well, I always liked that part of it because of the color.
Well, I always liked that part of it because of the color.
I'll work on it as soon as I get up there. I'll open.
I'll work on it as soon as I get up there. I'll open.
Hey, go buy you some crock.
Hey, go buy you some crock.
I like that. Hey, look. The other day, Saturday, me and that man and Matt Owens went to visit Phil and Kate. This is an update. I don't know if Jason and I have done an update lately. Okay, we went and visited Phil and Kate. They're doing fine. We appreciate all the prayers that y'all have been saying to the Almighty for them. And then Sunday morning, we actually went over and worshiped with them.
I like that. Hey, look. The other day, Saturday, me and that man and Matt Owens went to visit Phil and Kate. This is an update. I don't know if Jason and I have done an update lately. Okay, we went and visited Phil and Kate. They're doing fine. We appreciate all the prayers that y'all have been saying to the Almighty for them. And then Sunday morning, we actually went over and worshiped with them.
That's awesome. And we done a good lesson, all three of us. So it was good. But they're doing fine for elderly people that feels fixed to be 79 to 24th. Okay, I'm going to be 77 to 27th. Okay. And then Missy's birthday, I think, is in the month of April.
That's awesome. And we done a good lesson, all three of us. So it was good. But they're doing fine for elderly people that feels fixed to be 79 to 24th. Okay, I'm going to be 77 to 27th. Okay. And then Missy's birthday, I think, is in the month of April.
Five or six people in April.
Five or six people in April.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the fat little CEO.
Yeah, the fat little CEO.
I haven't seen him up here in a while. Well, he pray. Entitled. He was once, okay? So, you know, hey. I thought he was semi-retired or something. Yeah, semi-retired. I forgot he's semi-retired.
I haven't seen him up here in a while. Well, he pray. Entitled. He was once, okay? So, you know, hey. I thought he was semi-retired or something. Yeah, semi-retired. I forgot he's semi-retired.
That's fine. Hey, you know.
That's fine. Hey, you know.
I never knew a shush in headphones could be so violent. You don't ever shush them away. Hey, come on. Have a seat.
I never knew a shush in headphones could be so violent. You don't ever shush them away. Hey, come on. Have a seat.
I was just curious if you had a good place to start. The best part of it was, okay, love your neighbor as yourself. And the best way that you can love them, don't get mad or get angry with them. Love them. And then the Bible says it this way. That way you'll be heaping coals of fire upon their head.
I was just curious if you had a good place to start. The best part of it was, okay, love your neighbor as yourself. And the best way that you can love them, don't get mad or get angry with them. Love them. And then the Bible says it this way. That way you'll be heaping coals of fire upon their head.
Yeah, your enemies. Love your enemies. You just got to drop those on a higher head. That's unique. When Jesus said, hey, look, you got to love your enemies.
Yeah, your enemies. Love your enemies. You just got to drop those on a higher head. That's unique. When Jesus said, hey, look, you got to love your enemies.
No, that's a tough one. Mm-hmm. But, hey, it was a good lesson. Everybody enjoyed it. You know, Bill was tired, okay? So that was the only thing that I noticed is, yeah, he was tired.
No, that's a tough one. Mm-hmm. But, hey, it was a good lesson. Everybody enjoyed it. You know, Bill was tired, okay? So that was the only thing that I noticed is, yeah, he was tired.
Other than that, but, hey, you know, man, 76 beats 79.
Other than that, but, hey, you know, man, 76 beats 79.
He asked you to bust him out of there? Yeah. That was the first thing he said. Hey, let's go to your house. He said, let's get out of here.
He asked you to bust him out of there? Yeah. That was the first thing he said. Hey, let's go to your house. He said, let's get out of here.
That's why I need to talk to Jason, Al, and Willie, and Jep. Because the best thing they can do for Phil Robertson right now is go by, put him in their truck, drive him down to the lair, put him in a 4x4, and take him to the land for about a couple hours.
That's why I need to talk to Jason, Al, and Willie, and Jep. Because the best thing they can do for Phil Robertson right now is go by, put him in their truck, drive him down to the lair, put him in a 4x4, and take him to the land for about a couple hours.
Well, no, no. We're about to have to get in a boat. Yeah, but that don't bother Phil.
Well, no, no. We're about to have to get in a boat. Yeah, but that don't bother Phil.
It don't bother Phil. Okay. He used to step out off his steps and step in the boat and go where he needed to go. So that was one of the prerequisites to his lovely wife. Hey, go find me a place to live on the river. When she was talking, when Kay was talking to the realtor, You know, Kay asked us, said, hey, does it flood here? And the woman, kind of scared the woman.
It don't bother Phil. Okay. He used to step out off his steps and step in the boat and go where he needed to go. So that was one of the prerequisites to his lovely wife. Hey, go find me a place to live on the river. When she was talking, when Kay was talking to the realtor, You know, Kay asked us, said, hey, does it flood here? And the woman, kind of scared the woman.
She said, oh, I'm not going to be, they're not going to buy it. Because I had to tell them the truth. Yes, it does. And Kay said, that's fine. That's what we want. Perfect. Perfect. Let's be on an island. Yeah, that's right. Let's be on an island. To an island down there. But I just thought I would let the fans know, hey, Phil and Kay are doing fine. Yeah. For elderly people.
She said, oh, I'm not going to be, they're not going to buy it. Because I had to tell them the truth. Yes, it does. And Kay said, that's fine. That's what we want. Perfect. Perfect. Let's be on an island. Yeah, that's right. Let's be on an island. To an island down there. But I just thought I would let the fans know, hey, Phil and Kay are doing fine. Yeah. For elderly people.
as good as they can be yeah yeah yeah just keep them in your prayers i mean it's always good i did we do appreciate your prayers and keep them keep it up is your credit bad have we got a deal for you what is it all right it's smart credit Don't ever let it go bad.
as good as they can be yeah yeah yeah just keep them in your prayers i mean it's always good i did we do appreciate your prayers and keep them keep it up is your credit bad have we got a deal for you what is it all right it's smart credit Don't ever let it go bad.
No. Oh, my goodness. The only thing I watch in the Masters is I watch it to look at all the beautiful flowers. Okay? Because that's probably the prettiest golf course in the world. Oh, it is. Yeah, with my humble opinion. Okay? Because of the flowers and everything.
No. Oh, my goodness. The only thing I watch in the Masters is I watch it to look at all the beautiful flowers. Okay? Because that's probably the prettiest golf course in the world. Oh, it is. Yeah, with my humble opinion. Okay? Because of the flowers and everything.
That's why I kept telling Stone, hey, you need to get with fast-growing trees and get me some darn fruit trees planted on our property down there. That's right. So you look like the golf course. Well, no, no, I was like, hey, you know, like when I was squirrel hunting in October, guess what gets ripe in October? Musky dimes. Oh.
That's why I kept telling Stone, hey, you need to get with fast-growing trees and get me some darn fruit trees planted on our property down there. That's right. So you look like the golf course. Well, no, no, I was like, hey, you know, like when I was squirrel hunting in October, guess what gets ripe in October? Musky dimes. Oh.
Okay, and it's nothing better than take your .22 rifle with a scope on it, get in the wood, go find you a tree that's got a muscadine vine on it, pick you a pocket full of them, and then go sit down there under some, you know, dead tree, you know, whenever a squirrel comes out, pop him, drop him, okay, and then I drop you a couple of muscadines in. Come on, wipe it on the neck.
Okay, and it's nothing better than take your .22 rifle with a scope on it, get in the wood, go find you a tree that's got a muscadine vine on it, pick you a pocket full of them, and then go sit down there under some, you know, dead tree, you know, whenever a squirrel comes out, pop him, drop him, okay, and then I drop you a couple of muscadines in. Come on, wipe it on the neck.
Right, well, hey, yeah. That'll run through. They are tart. Okay. They are tart, but they are good. Oh, Lord. I just described his perfect day. Yeah. No, no. Hey, look, that's what Phil needs, okay? A break from where he's at. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, no, because that's what I told Phil when I was saying it. I said, what have you two outlaws been up to? you're always jumping off the reservation.
Right, well, hey, yeah. That'll run through. They are tart. Okay. They are tart, but they are good. Oh, Lord. I just described his perfect day. Yeah. No, no. Hey, look, that's what Phil needs, okay? A break from where he's at. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, no, because that's what I told Phil when I was saying it. I said, what have you two outlaws been up to? you're always jumping off the reservation.
You know, I said, hey, I said, that's why it took me so long to come here and visit y'all. I didn't know where y'all were. I said, every time I asked, where were you? Somebody said, no, they ain't there. And I said, well, good grief, where are they at? So I was always, you know, I was too late.
You know, I said, hey, I said, that's why it took me so long to come here and visit y'all. I didn't know where y'all were. I said, every time I asked, where were you? Somebody said, no, they ain't there. And I said, well, good grief, where are they at? So I was always, you know, I was too late.
Well, see, Jason, all his kids have forgot. Okay, this is a man that spent 95% of his lifetime in the woods. You know who I ran across?
Well, see, Jason, all his kids have forgot. Okay, this is a man that spent 95% of his lifetime in the woods. You know who I ran across?
We've always filmed duck hunting. The one thing I always regretted is when we went to Chenny Lake. and spent about two weeks in high water, back water, finding big logs, cypress logs. And then we took them from Shinney's Lake down the creek all the way to Phil's property.
We've always filmed duck hunting. The one thing I always regretted is when we went to Chenny Lake. and spent about two weeks in high water, back water, finding big logs, cypress logs. And then we took them from Shinney's Lake down the creek all the way to Phil's property.
Well, no, no, because, hey, look. That sounds like way too much work. Phil had sent me over there because he had something he had to do. And, you know, I was looking for more. Well, I got lost on Shinning Lake because I didn't know it. Okay. But I did find a gigantic cypress log that was all, what, 300 feet long? Yeah. And look, it put these tables together, and it would be about big around.
Well, no, no, because, hey, look. That sounds like way too much work. Phil had sent me over there because he had something he had to do. And, you know, I was looking for more. Well, I got lost on Shinning Lake because I didn't know it. Okay. But I did find a gigantic cypress log that was all, what, 300 feet long? Yeah. And look, it put these tables together, and it would be about big around.
300 feet long? Hey, that thing was slick as a baby's butt. 300 feet? Okay, no limbs. Okay. Huge. You could have cut it in three sections. Beautiful. 100 foot each. And I couldn't find it. When we went back with Phil, I couldn't find it, stupid guy. You lost a football field-sized tree?
300 feet long? Hey, that thing was slick as a baby's butt. 300 feet? Okay, no limbs. Okay. Huge. You could have cut it in three sections. Beautiful. 100 foot each. And I couldn't find it. When we went back with Phil, I couldn't find it, stupid guy. You lost a football field-sized tree?
Oh, no, but that was a feat, okay?
Oh, no, but that was a feat, okay?
Oh, no, it was about three football.
Oh, no, it was about three football.
No, no, it was about three football lengths.
No, no, it was about three football lengths.
Longer.
Longer.
Yeah, but also the transcript called her Jennifer, so I thought her name was Jennifer.
Yeah, but also the transcript called her Jennifer, so I thought her name was Jennifer.
Partly my fault. No.
Partly my fault. No.
Sorry, I meant to pause that a lot earlier.
Sorry, I meant to pause that a lot earlier.
That's another place. Hey, that's another place you can get your big crop. Where? Cross Lake. There's Cross Lake and Caddo Lake. Okay.
That's another place. Hey, that's another place you can get your big crop. Where? Cross Lake. There's Cross Lake and Caddo Lake. Okay.
What?
What?
That's like a turtle. Like triple. Out of cattle. Boat rule travel. I caught a loggerhead turtle. Okay. Crappie fish. Can't poke. that probably big around this table right here.
That's like a turtle. Like triple. Out of cattle. Boat rule travel. I caught a loggerhead turtle. Okay. Crappie fish. Can't poke. that probably big around this table right here.
He chained him. Get this. He chained this stupid turtle in his yard and charged $5 a ride. And, hey, every time you come by there, there was kids standing on the back of that loggerhead.
He chained him. Get this. He chained this stupid turtle in his yard and charged $5 a ride. And, hey, every time you come by there, there was kids standing on the back of that loggerhead.
Yeah. And y'all were riding it? And it took him two hours, okay, to troll the motor of this thing to the bank, to get him to the bank. Wow. With that cane pole.
Yeah. And y'all were riding it? And it took him two hours, okay, to troll the motor of this thing to the bank, to get him to the bank. Wow. With that cane pole.
I'm telling you, that sucker was a monster. I know that. The biggest one I ever caught on a trout line was like 75 pounds being filled.
I'm telling you, that sucker was a monster. I know that. The biggest one I ever caught on a trout line was like 75 pounds being filled.
Yeah, loggerhead turtle.
Yeah, loggerhead turtle.
Dang. What's your star? Adele.
Dang. What's your star? Adele.
Yeah. I didn't meet her there.
Yeah. I didn't meet her there.
Well, Hunter's pretty slick. He got her to go with his woman. I didn't even get to meet her.
Well, Hunter's pretty slick. He got her to go with his woman. I didn't even get to meet her.
Appreciation Day.
Appreciation Day.
That's right. 27th of April.
That's right. 27th of April.
Giving God the glory for all the blessings that he's put up on you.
Giving God the glory for all the blessings that he's put up on you.
But in the spring.
But in the spring.
I keep wanting to call it that. Tomahawk. Uh-oh. What'd you say? Tomahawk. Big Tomahawk steak. That'll do it.
I keep wanting to call it that. Tomahawk. Uh-oh. What'd you say? Tomahawk. Big Tomahawk steak. That'll do it.
Yeah, appreciation day sounds expensive.
Yeah, appreciation day sounds expensive.
There's got to be Lay's. Are you a brand man when it comes to chips? Well, hey, Lay's is the best.
There's got to be Lay's. Are you a brand man when it comes to chips? Well, hey, Lay's is the best.
And you get the dip. The dip Fritos.
And you get the dip. The dip Fritos.
Big spoon. Scoops. Well, that's what you get. Yeah, the scoop.
Big spoon. Scoops. Well, that's what you get. Yeah, the scoop.
You got all 10?
You got all 10?
Oh, no, no, no. That's the one that I, like I said, you got to get you a pint of red salsa. You can come up with any dip you want. No, red salsa.
Oh, no, no, no. That's the one that I, like I said, you got to get you a pint of red salsa. You can come up with any dip you want. No, red salsa.
You can just cook a bunch of bacon bits.
You can just cook a bunch of bacon bits.
Oh, you're just running good cheese. No. Yeah. You're just running good cheese there.
Oh, you're just running good cheese. No. Yeah. You're just running good cheese there.
They come, them craft. You take a bunch of chili, you dump a bunch of Fritos in there with it, then put a whole bunch of cheese in there on top of all that.
They come, them craft. You take a bunch of chili, you dump a bunch of Fritos in there with it, then put a whole bunch of cheese in there on top of all that.
It's got to be sharp.
It's got to be sharp.
Well, I'll fix that, because I could eat a gallon of it right now.
Well, I'll fix that, because I could eat a gallon of it right now.
Oh.
Oh.
We're having a separate conversation. Yeah, I know. You need to try that salsa, though, I was telling you about. It's called Big Red. Big Red. It's hot. It's got a little heat to it.
We're having a separate conversation. Yeah, I know. You need to try that salsa, though, I was telling you about. It's called Big Red. Big Red. It's hot. It's got a little heat to it.
I need to get a draw of it.
I need to get a draw of it.
There's still a friends and family discount.
There's still a friends and family discount.
Well, I'm just going to go with Big Red then. Big Red, he says. I'm just going with Big Red because I know I can eat it.
Well, I'm just going to go with Big Red then. Big Red, he says. I'm just going with Big Red because I know I can eat it.
Nope. Get rid of the beef jerky. I like the first one.
Nope. Get rid of the beef jerky. I like the first one.
Hold on. That's a good one. Hunter giggled like a girl and said a you who.
Hold on. That's a good one. Hunter giggled like a girl and said a you who.
And you got to have a Ritz crackers and sharp cheese. A little package of that. And that'd be enough. I have Ritz crackers and cheese. And then you ain't going to be out there long.
And you got to have a Ritz crackers and sharp cheese. A little package of that. And that'd be enough. I have Ritz crackers and cheese. And then you ain't going to be out there long.
That's right. That way they get that slimy.
That's right. That way they get that slimy.
Jalapeno. Jalapeno behind a sausage. Get a little heat in there, boys.
Jalapeno. Jalapeno behind a sausage. Get a little heat in there, boys.
Oh, forget the barbecue. It's so bad. It will ruin the taste.
Oh, forget the barbecue. It's so bad. It will ruin the taste.
Oh, yeah. I'll fix that. That's why I like it on a sunny day. It gets it, turns it, you pour it out. Did you just say that was barbecue sauce?
Oh, yeah. I'll fix that. That's why I like it on a sunny day. It gets it, turns it, you pour it out. Did you just say that was barbecue sauce?
Uh-oh, there she is. Who's in the machine? I can't do it.
Uh-oh, there she is. Who's in the machine? I can't do it.
We're going to take a break. I want to know what chocolate drink actually is. I'm going to buy it.
We're going to take a break. I want to know what chocolate drink actually is. I'm going to buy it.
Hey, tell him, Gower. We'll be right back with a Yoo-Hoo.
Hey, tell him, Gower. We'll be right back with a Yoo-Hoo.
I'm going to leave that one alone.
I'm going to leave that one alone.
He's going to leave that alone.
He's going to leave that alone.
I made my judgment on what it looked like.
I made my judgment on what it looked like.
He feels naked. And afraid.
He feels naked. And afraid.
You can have the you who. That's not good. It didn't look right.
You can have the you who. That's not good. It didn't look right.
In other words, you got a little colored water there.
In other words, you got a little colored water there.
That's about it.
That's about it.
That's a good meal now.
That's a good meal now.
Okay. God, when did I tell you what I got my dad?
Okay. God, when did I tell you what I got my dad?
You're going to tell me.
You're going to tell me.
I'm saying Alabama.
I'm saying Alabama.
He's a noise maker. I'm a noise maker, and these stupid mics are no good for me.
He's a noise maker. I'm a noise maker, and these stupid mics are no good for me.
And I don't own a cell phone because it won't work for me.
And I don't own a cell phone because it won't work for me.
Hey, you know technology has gone too far. When it cusses you out. When it cusses you out.
Hey, you know technology has gone too far. When it cusses you out. When it cusses you out.
That's what it said.
That's what it said.
This is your new Woods truck.
This is your new Woods truck.
That's it.
That's it.
All right, what was it? Belton, Georgia. Georgia? Yeah.
All right, what was it? Belton, Georgia. Georgia? Yeah.
So I guess there ain't nothing going on out there that we need to know about?
So I guess there ain't nothing going on out there that we need to know about?
God bless you.
God bless you.
Yeah, I played. Well, I changed that. I used to play Tiger Woods golf, me and my son, when he was a teenager.
Yeah, I played. Well, I changed that. I used to play Tiger Woods golf, me and my son, when he was a teenager.
That was actually fun because, hey, we made it wild. We pulled a short move about, hey, the fairway is right over here, and why should I play all them different holes? Just shoot it over there right now.
That was actually fun because, hey, we made it wild. We pulled a short move about, hey, the fairway is right over here, and why should I play all them different holes? Just shoot it over there right now.
Yeah, go play 18. Why are you going to play if you don't sit down and hope? Martin, you have Mario Kart basketball?
Yeah, go play 18. Why are you going to play if you don't sit down and hope? Martin, you have Mario Kart basketball?
Well, it's amazing what you can do on Tiger Woods, that golf thing. It's amazing.
Well, it's amazing what you can do on Tiger Woods, that golf thing. It's amazing.
Hey, it was fun.
Hey, it was fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody that does it, and that's all he does in life? You better be good. Yeah. You better be good.
Somebody that does it, and that's all he does in life? You better be good. Yeah. You better be good.
I can't edit. That's like poker online. Okay. Just me and computer don't get along. I would play if me and computer got along. But the guy that's, hey, he's won $48 million online. Yeah. Poker? Yeah, on poker.
I can't edit. That's like poker online. Okay. Just me and computer don't get along. I would play if me and computer got along. But the guy that's, hey, he's won $48 million online. Yeah. Poker? Yeah, on poker.
How are you supposed to beat him?
How are you supposed to beat him?
He's just barking. I'll tell you what time it is. It's time to read a Bible verse and go home.
He's just barking. I'll tell you what time it is. It's time to read a Bible verse and go home.
There you go.
There you go.
That's the last one you get from me, boys. That's a true story.
That's the last one you get from me, boys. That's a true story.
Y'all hadn't heard?
Y'all hadn't heard?
I miss seeing y'all. So you lasted 25? Yeah. I didn't last but 24 and a half.
I miss seeing y'all. So you lasted 25? Yeah. I didn't last but 24 and a half.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
What's going on out in the world? Oh, boy. The real world.
What's going on out in the world? Oh, boy. The real world.
Bad penny.
Bad penny.
It's off the clock and it's off for everything else.
It's off the clock and it's off for everything else.
Give them $500. Which means you got to give them $500.
Give them $500. Which means you got to give them $500.
I got nowhere to be, boys, and I got these waders on. Let's roll. I already got them on. Yeah, I already got them, so let's roll. No, that's awesome, man. That's a cool thing. That's a cool moment when you work on somebody and all that thing is then finally you see it. So men's retreat got another one. I still ain't going.
I got nowhere to be, boys, and I got these waders on. Let's roll. I already got them on. Yeah, I already got them, so let's roll. No, that's awesome, man. That's a cool thing. That's a cool moment when you work on somebody and all that thing is then finally you see it. So men's retreat got another one. I still ain't going.
That's the whole spiel. Yeah, that's good. That's it. I'm glad, man. I think they're very worthy. Oh, yeah, I do. I think they're awesome. I'm glad that y'all do them. I'm very thankful that y'all do that.
That's the whole spiel. Yeah, that's good. That's it. I'm glad, man. I think they're very worthy. Oh, yeah, I do. I think they're awesome. I'm glad that y'all do them. I'm very thankful that y'all do that.
I ain't much on retreating. I got the armor of God on. Let's fight, boys. You want to fight? Let's fight. Hey, one thing, you ain't good. Yeah. Well, that's how you get everybody, right? You feed them good, then you get them all relaxed, and then next thing you know. But, hey, I think they are great. It's not a camp out kind of feller.
I ain't much on retreating. I got the armor of God on. Let's fight, boys. You want to fight? Let's fight. Hey, one thing, you ain't good. Yeah. Well, that's how you get everybody, right? You feed them good, then you get them all relaxed, and then next thing you know. But, hey, I think they are great. It's not a camp out kind of feller.
Air conditioning. Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
Air conditioning. Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy.
Yeah. Which is your mother-in-law's deal.
Yeah. Which is your mother-in-law's deal.
It looks good. She always brings home leftovers. I don't ever eat it.
It looks good. She always brings home leftovers. I don't ever eat it.
Secret to weight loss right there. Just stop everything you like. Don't eat that no more. That's out.
Secret to weight loss right there. Just stop everything you like. Don't eat that no more. That's out.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
No, that's part of it.
No, that's part of it.
I've been doing that for years.
I've been doing that for years.
I always look over to make sure God wants blue lights on before I go to bed.
I always look over to make sure God wants blue lights on before I go to bed.
Yeah, see.
Yeah, see.
I agree. And I'm glad. I'm thankful.
I agree. And I'm glad. I'm thankful.
Oh, I get caught in them all the time. That's why I go fishing. That's why. Sitting in a deer stand. The deer stand.
Oh, I get caught in them all the time. That's why I go fishing. That's why. Sitting in a deer stand. The deer stand.
Busted water lines. Got to spray down his bunk with Pesty. Yeah. Hey, that stuff works. I know. That's what I'm talking about. And it's that time.
Busted water lines. Got to spray down his bunk with Pesty. Yeah. Hey, that stuff works. I know. That's what I'm talking about. And it's that time.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Nope.
Nope.
Gorilla. Ah. Gorilla. You ain't ever going to get 100 men on the same page.
Gorilla. Ah. Gorilla. You ain't ever going to get 100 men on the same page.
If they're not going to be. Because one of them is going to think he knows how to do it better. So he's going to lead a little sidebar over here of what to do. Well, they're going to get snuffed out by the gorilla.
If they're not going to be. Because one of them is going to think he knows how to do it better. So he's going to lead a little sidebar over here of what to do. Well, they're going to get snuffed out by the gorilla.
And then you're going to have some that like to retreat. You ain't going to have many stand and fight guys. Not for long. Yeah, he knocked about three of them out.
And then you're going to have some that like to retreat. You ain't going to have many stand and fight guys. Not for long. Yeah, he knocked about three of them out.
Yeah, there's going to be a real aha moment come right there. A few tough ones in the beginning, but after that, no.
Yeah, there's going to be a real aha moment come right there. A few tough ones in the beginning, but after that, no.
Boy, ain't that the truth.
Boy, ain't that the truth.
Yeah, so you're pushing people in front of you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then you start playing Survivor. Self-preservation is real. That's right. I don't think so.
Yeah, so you're pushing people in front of you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then you start playing Survivor. Self-preservation is real. That's right. I don't think so.
Oh, it's Cecilio's birthday. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the last week of April, for whatever reason... What was going on nine months ago? A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate roughly 40 weeks prior to this.
Oh, it's Cecilio's birthday. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the last week of April, for whatever reason... What was going on nine months ago? A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate roughly 40 weeks prior to this.
Now, who was bored enough to sit there and think of this equation?
Now, who was bored enough to sit there and think of this equation?
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, recreational, if you will. Yeah. Okay. There you go.
Oh, recreational, if you will. Yeah. Okay. There you go.
Well, yeah, if you got 100 Navy SEALs, okay. Yeah. But you're not.
Well, yeah, if you got 100 Navy SEALs, okay. Yeah. But you're not.
I'm sure there's more than that by the time you do.
I'm sure there's more than that by the time you do.
Then you got people in there assigning jobs. That's what I'm saying.
Then you got people in there assigning jobs. That's what I'm saying.
The humans can't even get along good enough to love each other. You think they're going to fight with each other to whoop a gorilla? No, they're going to be throwing people out in front of him. Here, have him, have him. But then you're dead. Yeah, but you're last. Well, maybe he's wore out by then. Yeah, maybe he's tired.
The humans can't even get along good enough to love each other. You think they're going to fight with each other to whoop a gorilla? No, they're going to be throwing people out in front of him. Here, have him, have him. But then you're dead. Yeah, but you're last. Well, maybe he's wore out by then. Yeah, maybe he's tired.
He'll go to sleep, and then what? You still just got to wait for him to wake up. We ain't waiting. Let's get this over with. That's where we're going to get him.
He'll go to sleep, and then what? You still just got to wait for him to wake up. We ain't waiting. Let's get this over with. That's where we're going to get him.
Not a chance. That gorilla break him in half, he try to grab his leg.
Not a chance. That gorilla break him in half, he try to grab his leg.
Yeah. Ain't happening. And you ain't going to get your arms around his neck. A gorilla. I'm just guessing. I ain't ever touched a gorilla, but looking at him, I don't know that you can choke him.
Yeah. Ain't happening. And you ain't going to get your arms around his neck. A gorilla. I'm just guessing. I ain't ever touched a gorilla, but looking at him, I don't know that you can choke him.
Yeah. Hey, get off.
Yeah. Hey, get off.
Marcus Luttrell knows them.
Marcus Luttrell knows them.
yeah yeah he knows the right oh yeah they would sit together though they would they'd have a plan you would have to have a brotherhood that is as tight as ticks which is somebody like the seals or rangers some special forces group ring beret that all believe that they're fighting for their brother right beside them yeah and that their brother's fighting for them as well they could do it yeah i believe that but
yeah yeah he knows the right oh yeah they would sit together though they would they'd have a plan you would have to have a brotherhood that is as tight as ticks which is somebody like the seals or rangers some special forces group ring beret that all believe that they're fighting for their brother right beside them yeah and that their brother's fighting for them as well they could do it yeah i believe that but
Us normies are out. Just 100 humans? No. First one that gets knocked out, you're finding a way out of there. The mission then becomes escape.
Us normies are out. Just 100 humans? No. First one that gets knocked out, you're finding a way out of there. The mission then becomes escape.
Well, let me tell you. Well, they escape all the time. They climb up to the top and then come out.
Well, let me tell you. Well, they escape all the time. They climb up to the top and then come out.
You know that's true. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know.
You know that's true. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know.
Yeah. Seems like an easy answer to me. I don't know why there's much debate on it.
Yeah. Seems like an easy answer to me. I don't know why there's much debate on it.
They're all crowding 60 now. What are they going to do? Yeah. What are they going to do? Shaq going to give him a dadgum Papa John's pizza? Try to put him in a food coma? But yeah, no. Are you kidding? Professional athletes?
They're all crowding 60 now. What are they going to do? Yeah. What are they going to do? Shaq going to give him a dadgum Papa John's pizza? Try to put him in a food coma? But yeah, no. Are you kidding? Professional athletes?
Like they're not some of the most self-consumed people that exist.
Like they're not some of the most self-consumed people that exist.
I mean, really, but they've been taught to be that way. Yeah. Especially now in the world of contracts and getting paid, like they are not, you know, I don't think there's a lot of Peyton's left.
I mean, really, but they've been taught to be that way. Yeah. Especially now in the world of contracts and getting paid, like they are not, you know, I don't think there's a lot of Peyton's left.
I got a couple more buddies, too, that their wives' birthdays this week. I just wonder why we marry all these Tauruses. If you go back and look at the horoscope. They wild, man. Oh, they wild.
I got a couple more buddies, too, that their wives' birthdays this week. I just wonder why we marry all these Tauruses. If you go back and look at the horoscope. They wild, man. Oh, they wild.
Manning. Manningfeller.
Manning. Manningfeller.
Well, he got paid, but I'm saying.
Well, he got paid, but I'm saying.
Yeah, for the most part, he kept his core group together. That's true. For restructuring and all kinds of things. Now it's get paid. I mean, even seeing college sports now. Them boys are like, I'm out, bro. I'm out.
Yeah, for the most part, he kept his core group together. That's true. For restructuring and all kinds of things. Now it's get paid. I mean, even seeing college sports now. Them boys are like, I'm out, bro. I'm out.
Yeah, the college sports has got to be completely redone. Them boys, the NCAA fouled it up again.
Yeah, the college sports has got to be completely redone. Them boys, the NCAA fouled it up again.
A hundred percent. You know why? Because he was on the receiving end of the mega million dollar contract. He knew what was about to happen. He did. When you gave kids that.
A hundred percent. You know why? Because he was on the receiving end of the mega million dollar contract. He knew what was about to happen. He did. When you gave kids that.
Because his 70 year old self was getting that. So he knew.
Because his 70 year old self was getting that. So he knew.
With a gorilla? No.
With a gorilla? No.
I would not have a penny of it.
I would not have a penny of it.
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
Me and Goblin would then be, it may just be fish with Goblin and Martin. I may just have to, you know, we linked to each other. Get another boat. You can book either one of us. Like that's what at this point.
Me and Goblin would then be, it may just be fish with Goblin and Martin. I may just have to, you know, we linked to each other. Get another boat. You can book either one of us. Like that's what at this point.
But at 18, God, bad deal.
But at 18, God, bad deal.
Because you're so selfish. But there are some of them that are doing well, the young guys that are doing well, because they have the right leadership behind, which I say, I say that at 18, that's unsupervised, which my mother would have never let me been. So I'd probably have 17 IRAs and some CDs. Wow.
Because you're so selfish. But there are some of them that are doing well, the young guys that are doing well, because they have the right leadership behind, which I say, I say that at 18, that's unsupervised, which my mother would have never let me been. So I'd probably have 17 IRAs and some CDs. Wow.
But I'd have bought a bass boat.
But I'd have bought a bass boat.
I'd have went and paid cash for something with a 250 on it.
I'd have went and paid cash for something with a 250 on it.
Most of the places I've been, it's you on the cranky motor to get off the trailer and onto the trailer. I put the trolling motor in.
Most of the places I've been, it's you on the cranky motor to get off the trailer and onto the trailer. I put the trolling motor in.
He showed up a little early.
He showed up a little early.
No. He just does it when he likes to. When I'm by myself.
No. He just does it when he likes to. When I'm by myself.
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And he knows if it makes you mildly uncomfortable, he'll look over there at you before he does it. It's fun.
And he knows if it makes you mildly uncomfortable, he'll look over there at you before he does it. It's fun.
Which fits his personality.
Which fits his personality.
He's always ahead of the scene.
He's always ahead of the scene.
Was he in the front seat? No.
Was he in the front seat? No.
You can even tell Paula. She ain't got to make me a sandwich.
You can even tell Paula. She ain't got to make me a sandwich.
Give her the night off.
Give her the night off.
But it ain't retirement. I don't know why everybody says you're retired. Because you're having the time of your life.
But it ain't retirement. I don't know why everybody says you're retired. Because you're having the time of your life.
I still feel like that every time something stretches my strength. I know. It just makes me smile. I think that's what you work your whole life for, right? Is to then bet on yourself at some point.
I still feel like that every time something stretches my strength. I know. It just makes me smile. I think that's what you work your whole life for, right? Is to then bet on yourself at some point.
Bet on yourself, do what you want to do. I love it. You know? Yeah. Heck yeah. I'm happy for you. I just wish I saw you more, but... That's right.
Bet on yourself, do what you want to do. I love it. You know? Yeah. Heck yeah. I'm happy for you. I just wish I saw you more, but... That's right.
Let him go up there, man.
Let him go up there, man.
Well, me and Galvin fish different places. He fishes in big ponds and I fish a little pond. So... I like cypress trees and shallow water. And... what God went through and you, you gotta be comfortable with being out in the middle of the pond.
Well, me and Galvin fish different places. He fishes in big ponds and I fish a little pond. So... I like cypress trees and shallow water. And... what God went through and you, you gotta be comfortable with being out in the middle of the pond.
Then you got to deal with wakeboarders and skiers and all them people, jet skiers. That's when you go from 6 to 12 and be gone. Yeah, you get out of there. Or you go at like 7 in the evening and fish for an hour and a half.
Then you got to deal with wakeboarders and skiers and all them people, jet skiers. That's when you go from 6 to 12 and be gone. Yeah, you get out of there. Or you go at like 7 in the evening and fish for an hour and a half.
Huh?
Huh?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Who?
Who?
Shelly. Ain't got a last name?
Shelly. Ain't got a last name?
My cousin did a big ancestry thing long ago to find out our great-great-great-grandparents or something like that.
My cousin did a big ancestry thing long ago to find out our great-great-great-grandparents or something like that.
Slide it up there. Let's look at the tree. well you don't have any oh it don't have many justin martin got that blocked off one percent shared dna on the parent percent what other side is there what are you talking about we're all one percent i don't know man we're all one percent do you think you could be related to somebody yeah like we all go back to noah so we all one percent related
Slide it up there. Let's look at the tree. well you don't have any oh it don't have many justin martin got that blocked off one percent shared dna on the parent percent what other side is there what are you talking about we're all one percent i don't know man we're all one percent do you think you could be related to somebody yeah like we all go back to noah so we all one percent related
Yeah, I think it's okay.
Yeah, I think it's okay.
Right.
Right.
Oh, Lord. No. Oh, man. We on it.
Oh, Lord. No. Oh, man. We on it.
I haven't heard this. Because I got a good story about that nutcase anyway.
I haven't heard this. Because I got a good story about that nutcase anyway.
Plus, Carter would probably be a pretty good DJ, man. It's hot in here. It is hot in here. He is a terrible DJ, but I like you. I had my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back. And it ain't. I was cold with Miss Clara the other day.
Plus, Carter would probably be a pretty good DJ, man. It's hot in here. It is hot in here. He is a terrible DJ, but I like you. I had my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back. And it ain't. I was cold with Miss Clara the other day.
I don't care if he hears me. He come into a local business the other day, which I was being a patron of and just made a fool of himself. What? Like, I mean, you'd have thought he was at the synagogue of Jesus flipping over tables. He's very mad.
I don't care if he hears me. He come into a local business the other day, which I was being a patron of and just made a fool of himself. What? Like, I mean, you'd have thought he was at the synagogue of Jesus flipping over tables. He's very mad.
Good news for him, he's going to be the only one in heaven. So him and Jesus are going to have a lot of time talking. He's the only one.
Good news for him, he's going to be the only one in heaven. So him and Jesus are going to have a lot of time talking. He's the only one.
Well, you may know him. I know you love him. Is his name Justin Martin? He is. Yeah, there's three of us that when you search that name that we come up together. He's one. I'm the other one. And then there's this guy that does that weird, it's like weird, I don't want to call it techno music. What do you call it? Stuff got a lot of bass on it.
Well, you may know him. I know you love him. Is his name Justin Martin? He is. Yeah, there's three of us that when you search that name that we come up together. He's one. I'm the other one. And then there's this guy that does that weird, it's like weird, I don't want to call it techno music. What do you call it? Stuff got a lot of bass on it.
dubstep there you go dubstep stuff like rave type type stuff and uh there's three because i always get tagged in his stuff i guess whoever's promoting these things i'll go on there and just type in at justin martin on facebook and apparently i must come up before him so it's like hey come rave with justin martin i'm like i mean you could like y'all you can do it i could go i guess i don't know nothing about oh this guy's an actor
dubstep there you go dubstep stuff like rave type type stuff and uh there's three because i always get tagged in his stuff i guess whoever's promoting these things i'll go on there and just type in at justin martin on facebook and apparently i must come up before him so it's like hey come rave with justin martin i'm like i mean you could like y'all you can do it i could go i guess i don't know nothing about oh this guy's an actor
Or an actor.
Or an actor.
And he's 30 years old. I'm sure he's cool, man.
And he's 30 years old. I'm sure he's cool, man.
Hey, there you go.
Hey, there you go.
What is it?
What is it?
It happens. But no, that... So what's funny... He's been in some movies. So what's funny about that is I got a buddy, really good buddy, Godwin knows him. And every time somebody goes on Wikipedia and updates it to my actual picture, he goes back and changes it to that one. You know who I'm talking about, Galvin. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to say his name either, but Galvin knows me.
It happens. But no, that... So what's funny... He's been in some movies. So what's funny about that is I got a buddy, really good buddy, Godwin knows him. And every time somebody goes on Wikipedia and updates it to my actual picture, he goes back and changes it to that one. You know who I'm talking about, Galvin. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to say his name either, but Galvin knows me.
He's one of my fishing buddies here. Well, he's actually my childhood best friend who has, for somebody who's got two kids, he got a lot of time on his hands because he's making stuff and sending it all the time. I don't know. Let's just say I see them from time to time too. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
He's one of my fishing buddies here. Well, he's actually my childhood best friend who has, for somebody who's got two kids, he got a lot of time on his hands because he's making stuff and sending it all the time. I don't know. Let's just say I see them from time to time too. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Well, it's not consistent. Like, it's just... It's incredibly inconsistent. But, no, yeah, it was, we went to Iron Cactus last night. Mom kept the boys.
Well, it's not consistent. Like, it's just... It's incredibly inconsistent. But, no, yeah, it was, we went to Iron Cactus last night. Mom kept the boys.
He's got a lot of time on his hands somehow, but he works remote now, so he works from home, so I guess when he's logged in and gets bored or on calls or something. But he does. He checks it every so often, and somebody will change it back to me, and then he'll change it back to that guy.
He's got a lot of time on his hands somehow, but he works remote now, so he works from home, so I guess when he's logged in and gets bored or on calls or something. But he does. He checks it every so often, and somebody will change it back to me, and then he'll change it back to that guy.
Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, that is why that comes up there, and Like I care. I mean, I don't.
Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, that is why that comes up there, and Like I care. I mean, I don't.
He says so. He's 5'8". He's 10 years younger than me. Uh-huh. He has no facial hair and he's, yeah, he's thin.
He says so. He's 5'8". He's 10 years younger than me. Uh-huh. He has no facial hair and he's, yeah, he's thin.
Yeah. Yeah. It's that too.
Yeah. Yeah. It's that too.
Yeah. Johnny D got somewhere. I've never done that. Johnny D got like a child molester or something that shares his name. Let's not go into details. Well, I mean, I don't know if it's that, but he's registered. Right. Well, no, he's in jail. Okay, yeah.
Yeah. Johnny D got somewhere. I've never done that. Johnny D got like a child molester or something that shares his name. Let's not go into details. Well, I mean, I don't know if it's that, but he's registered. Right. Well, no, he's in jail. Okay, yeah.
Is he from here? Hey. Yeah. Get him going on that retreat, big dog.
Is he from here? Hey. Yeah. Get him going on that retreat, big dog.
Oh, did? Mm-hmm. Because we can't go tonight because she plays piano at church.
Oh, did? Mm-hmm. Because we can't go tonight because she plays piano at church.
Wrong guy.
Wrong guy.
Yeah, not me, pal.
Yeah, not me, pal.
No. You didn't? No, I just got, well, I got them frachos because I got to, because that's the.
No. You didn't? No, I just got, well, I got them frachos because I got to, because that's the.
This is actually fun. Google John Goblin.
This is actually fun. Google John Goblin.
I just want to see.
I just want to see.
Because, you know, when you just Google people's names, and then you go to images, you see if there's any other images tagged as John Goblin. This is going to be fun. Goblin pretty much got a lock on John Goblin. He's the only famous John Goblin. He's the only one with a following. Good for you, Goblin. What about Philip McMillan? Yeah, right. I don't think so. This could be fun.
Because, you know, when you just Google people's names, and then you go to images, you see if there's any other images tagged as John Goblin. This is going to be fun. Goblin pretty much got a lock on John Goblin. He's the only famous John Goblin. He's the only one with a following. Good for you, Goblin. What about Philip McMillan? Yeah, right. I don't think so. This could be fun.
Hunter, we're coming for you.
Hunter, we're coming for you.
Is it a mugshot, please?
Is it a mugshot, please?
You got it? I got it on, baby. Got it on, baby. That's to make sure you don't get nauseous over there.
You got it? I got it on, baby. Got it on, baby. That's to make sure you don't get nauseous over there.
He's wearing his relief band. I feel great. You know, look, there's a lot of people in this world, and I've ridden on things with them, whether it be a fishing boat or an airplane, that get motion sickness. That guy right there, game changer.
He's wearing his relief band. I feel great. You know, look, there's a lot of people in this world, and I've ridden on things with them, whether it be a fishing boat or an airplane, that get motion sickness. That guy right there, game changer.
Yeah, look, if y'all own a restaurant. Franchos? No, time out. If y'all own a restaurant out here.
Yeah, look, if y'all own a restaurant. Franchos? No, time out. If y'all own a restaurant out here.
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This could be good.
This could be good.
Yeah. Yeah, that tracks.
Yeah. Yeah, that tracks.
I figured there would be. None as famous as you guys. Oh, man, you're getting there. If you'd ever put a camera on yourself.
I figured there would be. None as famous as you guys. Oh, man, you're getting there. If you'd ever put a camera on yourself.
Hunter, we got any voicemails or anything we want to... Voicemail. We got anything new we want to listen to?
Hunter, we got any voicemails or anything we want to... Voicemail. We got anything new we want to listen to?
The other John David Owens at least fall into page like three of Google. Oh, man. Hunter? Yeah, what you got? Tee it up.
The other John David Owens at least fall into page like three of Google. Oh, man. Hunter? Yeah, what you got? Tee it up.
That's it.
That's it.
yeah summer if your kids got the personality of you can y'all come here yeah you're invited because do you have any idea how much i would love to have somebody sit beside me in this chair named talladega night yeah you are talladega night you and your mom are officially invited what's her phone number i wonder which one of them thought of that mom or dad
yeah summer if your kids got the personality of you can y'all come here yeah you're invited because do you have any idea how much i would love to have somebody sit beside me in this chair named talladega night yeah you are talladega night you and your mom are officially invited what's her phone number i wonder which one of them thought of that mom or dad
I just raced at Talladega. Can we call her? Can you see her wedding day, man? Please call her. Talladega, do you take? Yeah. Talladega, do you take Bristol to be your lawfully wedding? They'll probably have it in the end for you. Oh, Daytona. Oh, my goodness.
I just raced at Talladega. Can we call her? Can you see her wedding day, man? Please call her. Talladega, do you take? Yeah. Talladega, do you take Bristol to be your lawfully wedding? They'll probably have it in the end for you. Oh, Daytona. Oh, my goodness.
Yeah. Kind of.
Yeah. Kind of.
Not right now.
Not right now.
No, we're like in school hours. The kid's going to be at school.
No, we're like in school hours. The kid's going to be at school.
I just don't like interrupting people's day. I'm a big believer in text message. Summer, this is a duck call. Too young. She said, what's the point? Don't write him letters. I only talk when I'm driving.
I just don't like interrupting people's day. I'm a big believer in text message. Summer, this is a duck call. Too young. She said, what's the point? Don't write him letters. I only talk when I'm driving.
That would be fun. Bush Light. That'd be a good one.
That would be fun. Bush Light. That'd be a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two years ago, so she's four now.
Two years ago, so she's four now.
Oh. She got that Band-Aid on that knee. She's on that bicycle right now, son. Yeah.
Oh. She got that Band-Aid on that knee. She's on that bicycle right now, son. Yeah.
We got Talladega. We got River.
We got Talladega. We got River.
Hmm. That's loving a brand. Yeah. Sure did. That is loving a brand. He typecast him, but that's fine.
Hmm. That's loving a brand. Yeah. Sure did. That is loving a brand. He typecast him, but that's fine.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, we ate with all the blue hairs. We were there when they unlocked the doors last night.
Yeah, we ate with all the blue hairs. We were there when they unlocked the doors last night.
That's a showstopper.
That's a showstopper.
the only thing wilder in talladega nights is talladega boulevard so if you've ever been there not going yeah you need to be careful going there before you get in there you can buy some organic firewood yeah and beads me and god has been on that boulevard yeah for a short time yeah we say yeah we got this we belong son we walk down there and like yeah no we gotta get out of here Oh, man.
the only thing wilder in talladega nights is talladega boulevard so if you've ever been there not going yeah you need to be careful going there before you get in there you can buy some organic firewood yeah and beads me and god has been on that boulevard yeah for a short time yeah we say yeah we got this we belong son we walk down there and like yeah no we gotta get out of here Oh, man.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that.
There's a lot of Bristol's in this world.
There's a lot of Bristol's in this world.
No, only one of them. I've been there. Goblin been there too.
No, only one of them. I've been there. Goblin been there too.
Man, life's going to get wild for that kid at about 16, 17. Yeah, because he's going to want to go fast.
Man, life's going to get wild for that kid at about 16, 17. Yeah, because he's going to want to go fast.
like there was nobody in there we were back home at like six around the parking place oh yeah you got you got the senior special well no there was no discount for being early but um i get the senior discount i used to be all bent out of shape when they'd say that
like there was nobody in there we were back home at like six around the parking place oh yeah you got you got the senior special well no there was no discount for being early but um i get the senior discount i used to be all bent out of shape when they'd say that
Didn't they say they named her daughter Talladega Knight? I think so.
Didn't they say they named her daughter Talladega Knight? I think so.
I guess the good news is that Summer didn't. Summer's parents didn't do that to her. She married into the night last night. Yeah.
I guess the good news is that Summer didn't. Summer's parents didn't do that to her. She married into the night last night. Yeah.
Yeah. So she chose to be Summer Knight.
Yeah. So she chose to be Summer Knight.
Run the race.
Run the race.
I have kept my faith. I have run the race.
I have kept my faith. I have run the race.
I thought we were going to go with Jesus leaving the 99 to find the one.
I thought we were going to go with Jesus leaving the 99 to find the one.
No survivors. All right, we'll see y'all next time. We're out. No, no, hey.
No survivors. All right, we'll see y'all next time. We're out. No, no, hey.
God was getting into character over there.
God was getting into character over there.
really you get free tea yeah new we'll be there tonight at about six o'clock at 30 okay well i was trying to let you eat first uh yeah the church starts at six i can't wait to not work till six every day whatever y'all are all doing at five and five thirty sounds magical i'm trying to talk two toddlers into eating something that they just absolutely refuse yesterday that's what i do between hours of five and six
really you get free tea yeah new we'll be there tonight at about six o'clock at 30 okay well i was trying to let you eat first uh yeah the church starts at six i can't wait to not work till six every day whatever y'all are all doing at five and five thirty sounds magical i'm trying to talk two toddlers into eating something that they just absolutely refuse yesterday that's what i do between hours of five and six
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
Fishing. Fishing? Fishing.
Fishing. Fishing? Fishing.
Good.
Good.
There you go.
There you go.
Praise God for that. That's how you know you're living right there.
Praise God for that. That's how you know you're living right there.
It hurt my feelings. Brittany keeps telling me she won't go fishing. I said, well, I like that. We got them kids now, man. I don't know what to tell you. Plus, I only fish during the week. I don't fish on weekends. That's rough. Yeah, there's just too many people out there on the weekends.
It hurt my feelings. Brittany keeps telling me she won't go fishing. I said, well, I like that. We got them kids now, man. I don't know what to tell you. Plus, I only fish during the week. I don't fish on weekends. That's rough. Yeah, there's just too many people out there on the weekends.
I take a day, generally one day a week, and go fishing. That's where I'm at. But people don't really like it when we talk about fishing, so we'll move on from that.
I take a day, generally one day a week, and go fishing. That's where I'm at. But people don't really like it when we talk about fishing, so we'll move on from that.
Now, Cy will because he'll just leave and go take a nap.
Now, Cy will because he'll just leave and go take a nap.
For his birthday? Like a shopping spree at the mall? No, he just heard about them.
For his birthday? Like a shopping spree at the mall? No, he just heard about them.
His birthday party was karaoke?
His birthday party was karaoke?
What?
What?
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Yeah, he might be at home strumming on his guitar, thinking about making a return after that, you know? I want to watch that and see how she sounds. Oh, she's good. You'll love it, Gobble. I know you. You'll love it. But Si's taking a break. Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the revival.
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Anyway. Let's do a My Cat game?
Anyway. Let's do a My Cat game?
Should we just start the show and see what happens? All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a Silas podcast. Silas, not Silus, which is his name.
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Joker, he must weigh 30 pounds. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man when it's free. There he is, boys. Does he eat them fast?
Joker, he must weigh 30 pounds. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man when it's free. There he is, boys. Does he eat them fast?
So he ain't seen him in a while. No, I ain't either.
So he ain't seen him in a while. No, I ain't either.
I noticed he started posting on Facebook again. Or he's at least commenting on my stuff on Facebook again. So I'm like, oh, okay, you're sliding back into the algorithm. I see you, Mountain Dog. Somebody running your stuff understands this now. Okay, I get it.
I noticed he started posting on Facebook again. Or he's at least commenting on my stuff on Facebook again. So I'm like, oh, okay, you're sliding back into the algorithm. I see you, Mountain Dog. Somebody running your stuff understands this now. Okay, I get it.
Well, you knew they'd be there. Well, that's good. I'm glad y'all had a good time. Galvin, I saw you, speaking of social media, I saw you had a pretty cool thing happen since you've been here last, huh? What? With your son-in-law?
Well, you knew they'd be there. Well, that's good. I'm glad y'all had a good time. Galvin, I saw you, speaking of social media, I saw you had a pretty cool thing happen since you've been here last, huh? What? With your son-in-law?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So you were John the Baptist in that moment.
So you were John the Baptist in that moment.
Yeah. Hey, good thing he didn't buy you a plane ticket and take you to the Jordan River, right? Yeah, I know.
Yeah. Hey, good thing he didn't buy you a plane ticket and take you to the Jordan River, right? Yeah, I know.
Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love you. That's pretty witty. You can tell God would spend a lot of time alone. Gavin, today is your bride's birthday, right? Yours too. I know. What'd you get Miss Paula?
Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love you. That's pretty witty. You can tell God would spend a lot of time alone. Gavin, today is your bride's birthday, right? Yours too. I know. What'd you get Miss Paula?
That would have been a long commute. Yeah, that would have been a while. What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find. I've seen the photo. I don't know. I saw it via Johanna's Instagram, but Godwin had shared it. That's how I saw it. You found it? I'm going to find it. No, man, that's awesome. That's a big deal. There we go.
That would have been a long commute. Yeah, that would have been a while. What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find. I've seen the photo. I don't know. I saw it via Johanna's Instagram, but Godwin had shared it. That's how I saw it. You found it? I'm going to find it. No, man, that's awesome. That's a big deal. There we go.
Because I know you and Paula prayed over Johanna to find that kind of man, right? So that's cool.
Because I know you and Paula prayed over Johanna to find that kind of man, right? So that's cool.
There you go. And it's easier for you, huh? You've lost a little weight. You're a little bit stronger. Yeah.
There you go. And it's easier for you, huh? You've lost a little weight. You're a little bit stronger. Yeah.
The water is fine. No, that's awesome, man.
The water is fine. No, that's awesome, man.
She is.
She is.
Her mom is a little stubborn. I love her to death. She's a little stubborn.
Her mom is a little stubborn. I love her to death. She's a little stubborn.
I don't know why people are so invested in it. I never understood that. It's an ongoing saga. Yeah.
I don't know why people are so invested in it. I never understood that. It's an ongoing saga. Yeah.
no well she makes sure she doesn't no she knows this okay it's no secret to anyone um so how do you how do you deal with that the first question is why is that um i asked this yesterday you already had this conversation yeah in the lobby it made hunter very uncomfortable
no well she makes sure she doesn't no she knows this okay it's no secret to anyone um so how do you how do you deal with that the first question is why is that um i asked this yesterday you already had this conversation yeah in the lobby it made hunter very uncomfortable
So, now see, this is where it takes the twist. All right, not to be a chronic oversharer.
So, now see, this is where it takes the twist. All right, not to be a chronic oversharer.
So I knew this girl back in high school. And we dated for a little bit. And then I kind of screwed that up a little bit. And we're not dating anymore. Fast forward five years. We start talking again. We decide, you know what? We're both growing up now. Maybe we can give it another go. And from about five years ago...
So I knew this girl back in high school. And we dated for a little bit. And then I kind of screwed that up a little bit. And we're not dating anymore. Fast forward five years. We start talking again. We decide, you know what? We're both growing up now. Maybe we can give it another go. And from about five years ago...
her and my dad had conflicting views on stuff and my mom always thought that she was kind of five years ago yeah oh i know what i know what the conflicting views were yep five years ago that's an oddly specific time yeah right around november
her and my dad had conflicting views on stuff and my mom always thought that she was kind of five years ago yeah oh i know what i know what the conflicting views were yep five years ago that's an oddly specific time yeah right around november
i mean and she's from seven one two nine two originally uh farmable yeah but this sounds like you know they got they got issues that they they you know she needs to talk about they're gonna have to iron them out my mom always thought that she was a little mean and uh she is also wait a minute hey you need a girl that's honestly all right they all a little mean
i mean and she's from seven one two nine two originally uh farmable yeah but this sounds like you know they got they got issues that they they you know she needs to talk about they're gonna have to iron them out my mom always thought that she was a little mean and uh she is also wait a minute hey you need a girl that's honestly all right they all a little mean
A little too soon? A little too soon. She said on her next trip, she'll come by.
A little too soon? A little too soon. She said on her next trip, she'll come by.
Hey, I made long distance work for a while. Someone's got to keep doing chores around her mom's house. There you go. I like it. He's a good guy. You should see my weird way I fixed her porch stairs. Is that where you hurt your neck?
Hey, I made long distance work for a while. Someone's got to keep doing chores around her mom's house. There you go. I like it. He's a good guy. You should see my weird way I fixed her porch stairs. Is that where you hurt your neck?
Yeah, you're right, Ty. She's going to become like a stubborn old lady eventually.
Yeah, you're right, Ty. She's going to become like a stubborn old lady eventually.
But it was weird. He had a weird request. He's a big fan anyway. Now, I don't just do that because people are at events. I want to get baptized. We sat down and made sure, and his uncle confirmed that he had been wanting to do this for a minute. But he did. It was a weird request because he said, he said it first. He said, once I come up, can you say that's all of it? And I said... No, buddy.
But it was weird. He had a weird request. He's a big fan anyway. Now, I don't just do that because people are at events. I want to get baptized. We sat down and made sure, and his uncle confirmed that he had been wanting to do this for a minute. But he did. It was a weird request because he said, he said it first. He said, once I come up, can you say that's all of it? And I said... No, buddy.
I'm going to say that when you go in, because once you come up, that's a new beginning. That ain't all of it. I said, we just getting started. I said, I'll go Jason Aldean on you, son. I mean, we just getting started when you come out of there.
I'm going to say that when you go in, because once you come up, that's a new beginning. That ain't all of it. I said, we just getting started. I said, I'll go Jason Aldean on you, son. I mean, we just getting started when you come out of there.
All of it's right before you go in. And so that's why on the caption of that, it shows me saying that's all of it. But that was his request. But no, man, it was fun. Yeah.
All of it's right before you go in. And so that's why on the caption of that, it shows me saying that's all of it. But that was his request. But no, man, it was fun. Yeah.
Yeah. I was busy. Miss Brittany going to give you shiner money or something, you know. Yeah. I'm just running around out there looking around. Just looking around, he said. That's a dang big one. That one's big.
Yeah. I was busy. Miss Brittany going to give you shiner money or something, you know. Yeah. I'm just running around out there looking around. Just looking around, he said. That's a dang big one. That one's big.
yeah the other guy um what was his name i i put him in there brandon maybe um yeah because that one was william but anyway he he had a really cool story battle drug addiction all the things uh lost his fiancee then they got clean together uh they're in premarital counseling and they were going to do the baptism as um like their first act together like
yeah the other guy um what was his name i i put him in there brandon maybe um yeah because that one was william but anyway he he had a really cool story battle drug addiction all the things uh lost his fiancee then they got clean together uh they're in premarital counseling and they were going to do the baptism as um like their first act together like
him and her but this was a men's conference and he is like i can't leave here without doing this i said well call you woman well let's make her confirm that this is okay you know like i don't want that to be some milestone y'all had you know circled with each other and
him and her but this was a men's conference and he is like i can't leave here without doing this i said well call you woman well let's make her confirm that this is okay you know like i don't want that to be some milestone y'all had you know circled with each other and
it's all she was fired up she was like no do it i mean she was just screaming on the other end of the phone i was like all right well as long as you're cool with it uh no man 300 men in south texas and when i tell you in the middle of nowhere buddy we was in the middle of no picture looks very nowhere where yeah it was i ain't ever even heard of the town i went through we weren't in a town but where'd you fly into i drove i drove yeah you know
it's all she was fired up she was like no do it i mean she was just screaming on the other end of the phone i was like all right well as long as you're cool with it uh no man 300 men in south texas and when i tell you in the middle of nowhere buddy we was in the middle of no picture looks very nowhere where yeah it was i ain't ever even heard of the town i went through we weren't in a town but where'd you fly into i drove i drove yeah you know
you went to a little place what was old girl's name left voicemail oh jennifer jennifer hey jennifer guess where martin sent me a picture from bucky's yeah i said jd a selfie from in front of bucky's i said i'm about to make jennifer big man not only did i get one brisket sandwich i got two of them uh-huh and you know what i had to drive right back by it coming home and go run it back did it again you know what i didn't have on my brisket gristle
you went to a little place what was old girl's name left voicemail oh jennifer jennifer hey jennifer guess where martin sent me a picture from bucky's yeah i said jd a selfie from in front of bucky's i said i'm about to make jennifer big man not only did i get one brisket sandwich i got two of them uh-huh and you know what i had to drive right back by it coming home and go run it back did it again you know what i didn't have on my brisket gristle
thank you i just think y'all had a bad deal i don't know it was uh it was it sure was good took a few pictures in there because bucky's is our fan base so yeah i had a good size level where you can't go no but it don't take long if i if i if i ramble around in there at all it's it's yeah i ramble in a bucky's oh i do too they get me every time i'm gonna look at everything there is to offer
thank you i just think y'all had a bad deal i don't know it was uh it was it sure was good took a few pictures in there because bucky's is our fan base so yeah i had a good size level where you can't go no but it don't take long if i if i if i ramble around in there at all it's it's yeah i ramble in a bucky's oh i do too they get me every time i'm gonna look at everything there is to offer
Yeah, I look just like a gadwall, just spot to spot, just kind of keep circling.
Yeah, I look just like a gadwall, just spot to spot, just kind of keep circling.
Just north of it.
Just north of it.
Because let me tell you where they ain't. Oh, I know.
Because let me tell you where they ain't. Oh, I know.
Yeah. Oh, you was just up there. Were you doing seminars and stuff?
Yeah. Oh, you was just up there. Were you doing seminars and stuff?
On what?
On what?
Yeah, I like how them bass fishermen got to make up names for stuff. The Mickey rig is just what crappie fishermen have been doing. Yeah. For a long time. You just drop a jig down there and hold it real still right above their head. Same thing crappie fishermen have been doing for years. But you know what? We'll call it something else. But, Si, what'd you do this weekend? Anything?
Yeah, I like how them bass fishermen got to make up names for stuff. The Mickey rig is just what crappie fishermen have been doing. Yeah. For a long time. You just drop a jig down there and hold it real still right above their head. Same thing crappie fishermen have been doing for years. But you know what? We'll call it something else. But, Si, what'd you do this weekend? Anything?
Sat at home? Oh, y'all had veterans hunt. Don't tell me you didn't do nothing. Y'all went duck hunting.
Sat at home? Oh, y'all had veterans hunt. Don't tell me you didn't do nothing. Y'all went duck hunting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
Are you, are you that? I didn't know people. Are you the reason that question is on here?
Are you, are you that? I didn't know people. Are you the reason that question is on here?
Oh, no, there were a bunch of them here. And so a bunch of woodcock, too, actually showed up. So, like, there's all those questions.
Oh, no, there were a bunch of them here. And so a bunch of woodcock, too, actually showed up. So, like, there's all those questions.
What's that, a woodcock? Woodcock, yeah.
What's that, a woodcock? Woodcock, yeah.
Yeah, he's good eating.
Yeah, he's good eating.
Yeah, so if you were after those, I think season's still open on both of them.
Yeah, so if you were after those, I think season's still open on both of them.
But they're here. They're here right now. Um, but it does take a bunch of them to make a meal. It takes, but I think Woodcock's what, like three per person or something or something. You don't even get to kill many of them.
But they're here. They're here right now. Um, but it does take a bunch of them to make a meal. It takes, but I think Woodcock's what, like three per person or something or something. You don't even get to kill many of them.
Oh yeah. They're cool. Scare you to death too. Cause they'll wait until you get right up on them.
Oh yeah. They're cool. Scare you to death too. Cause they'll wait until you get right up on them.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, we needed something now because there ain't no ducks left. It's a bleak day, but it's going to be 80 degrees this week. Oh, man. That's good. That fish is going to be biting by the end of the week. You want to talk about business. Oh, yeah, I'm about to start slinging.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, we needed something now because there ain't no ducks left. It's a bleak day, but it's going to be 80 degrees this week. Oh, man. That's good. That fish is going to be biting by the end of the week. You want to talk about business. Oh, yeah, I'm about to start slinging.
Petrol a motor on high and go, baby.
Petrol a motor on high and go, baby.
Just pan around, boom, bop. Did you see any bass out there?
Just pan around, boom, bop. Did you see any bass out there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know a guy with some freeloaders and plenty of jig heads if you need to bar somebody. You ain't even got to bring them back. Or mooch minnows, whichever one you want to throw at them.
I know a guy with some freeloaders and plenty of jig heads if you need to bar somebody. You ain't even got to bring them back. Or mooch minnows, whichever one you want to throw at them.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, you keep that ice flouncing around in that ice chest. You can have all of them you want.
Yeah, you keep that ice flouncing around in that ice chest. You can have all of them you want.
Yeah, they're cold now. They're cold. I get home, Waylon's going to go fish go night-night.
Yeah, they're cold now. They're cold. I get home, Waylon's going to go fish go night-night.
Goes in your belly. Yeah, fish go nothing. No, there ain't nothing. Those are going to be good. Those are going to be mom and dads after the boys go to bed in their belly.
Goes in your belly. Yeah, fish go nothing. No, there ain't nothing. Those are going to be good. Those are going to be mom and dads after the boys go to bed in their belly.
That thing will flip on there just fine. I got a big griddle, Goblin.
That thing will flip on there just fine. I got a big griddle, Goblin.
That's how you know you catch a bunch of crappie when you guys start smoking them.
That's how you know you catch a bunch of crappie when you guys start smoking them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure if you ever had smoked fish dip at the beach where they smoke them Spanish mackerel and stuff and then turn them into fish dip.
I'm sure if you ever had smoked fish dip at the beach where they smoke them Spanish mackerel and stuff and then turn them into fish dip.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
it's good but i mean if you i know it that's incredible it snowed below us oh a bunch too but if you i mean side by side it was that smoked fish dip and goblin's uh fried crappie yeah no offense to mr driscoll but god was fried crappie were magnifique i don't know how you put sour cream on something and then fried and they don't taste good But he did it.
it's good but i mean if you i know it that's incredible it snowed below us oh a bunch too but if you i mean side by side it was that smoked fish dip and goblin's uh fried crappie yeah no offense to mr driscoll but god was fried crappie were magnifique i don't know how you put sour cream on something and then fried and they don't taste good But he did it.
Did you?
Did you?
The last time I had fish, Goblin cooked it. During duck season.
The last time I had fish, Goblin cooked it. During duck season.
Well, yeah. I mean, wasn't it a couple of weeks ago? Whenever we was all up there together.
Well, yeah. I mean, wasn't it a couple of weeks ago? Whenever we was all up there together.
when I knocked both sides off of him.
when I knocked both sides off of him.
Throw in the towel. He said, nah.
Throw in the towel. He said, nah.
We ain't a cooking show, so it don't matter. Are we, though? I mean, we talk about food a lot. We just ain't a cooking show. It's good. Because we're not going to sit here and make it. But, hey, if you want to make it, I'll film it for Commander's Kitchen. I'll eat it for Commander's Kitchen. I got a smoker right out there in the warehouse. All we got to do is plug it up.
We ain't a cooking show, so it don't matter. Are we, though? I mean, we talk about food a lot. We just ain't a cooking show. It's good. Because we're not going to sit here and make it. But, hey, if you want to make it, I'll film it for Commander's Kitchen. I'll eat it for Commander's Kitchen. I got a smoker right out there in the warehouse. All we got to do is plug it up.
Yeah, I got a pit boss out there.
Yeah, I got a pit boss out there.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, 100%.
i have one one time i think i i but i didn't have no extra but most of the time i check before i even start i always have two propane tanks one yeah slam full like that's just the way i operate i don't know i have two too and i ran out of the one and then you never went and refilled went refilled it yeah that's a problem i had my griddle covered and then out of gas
i have one one time i think i i but i didn't have no extra but most of the time i check before i even start i always have two propane tanks one yeah slam full like that's just the way i operate i don't know i have two too and i ran out of the one and then you never went and refilled went refilled it yeah that's a problem i had my griddle covered and then out of gas
Oh, that's why that Instagram story, I never got to see the payoff. I saw the beginning. I never got to see the beginning.
Oh, that's why that Instagram story, I never got to see the payoff. I saw the beginning. I never got to see the beginning.
But the fryer gone and the bottle gone?
But the fryer gone and the bottle gone?
Man, kids. We're good for them. Ain't they something? That's what we're good for. I laugh at that because I used to do that stuff to my dad all the time. Just come get it. Yeah. But you don't ever see it. It don't ever come back. It ain't a boomerang. It's a unidirectional.
Man, kids. We're good for them. Ain't they something? That's what we're good for. I laugh at that because I used to do that stuff to my dad all the time. Just come get it. Yeah. But you don't ever see it. It don't ever come back. It ain't a boomerang. It's a unidirectional.
Yeah. Plus, you got an empty one. You don't need it now.
Yeah. Plus, you got an empty one. You don't need it now.
man once you get done with it like both them empty ones are in the back of my truck right now that's the one good thing milk crates are good for like a propane bottle sits perfectly in a milk crate and you sit that in the back of your truck and it don't tip over and roll around everywhere they don't even build them no more no you got to find them places but like a red or brown milk crate that propane bottle fits perfectly yeah that's what i used to put my motorcycle on when i'd come in yeah sure
man once you get done with it like both them empty ones are in the back of my truck right now that's the one good thing milk crates are good for like a propane bottle sits perfectly in a milk crate and you sit that in the back of your truck and it don't tip over and roll around everywhere they don't even build them no more no you got to find them places but like a red or brown milk crate that propane bottle fits perfectly yeah that's what i used to put my motorcycle on when i'd come in yeah sure
Them ain't French fries. Them's white pork.
Them ain't French fries. Them's white pork.
Like at the Honey Hole? They probably got some little Coke deals. They ain't got them with the high sides no more. I don't know. That's what we always used them for, though. They fit a propane bottle perfectly. Now I got that other deal in the back of my truck that it sits in, but for years. This won't stop hurting. No, that one's going to hurt for a couple of days there, Gavin.
Like at the Honey Hole? They probably got some little Coke deals. They ain't got them with the high sides no more. I don't know. That's what we always used them for, though. They fit a propane bottle perfectly. Now I got that other deal in the back of my truck that it sits in, but for years. This won't stop hurting. No, that one's going to hurt for a couple of days there, Gavin.
I mean, he took you. He got you good. Do you need a first aid kit? He could use some new skin.
I mean, he took you. He got you good. Do you need a first aid kit? He could use some new skin.
all right well welcome back to the duck call room a little different start today's but uh no we're back life is grand life is good hunter's gonna start the clock here at some point and uh
all right well welcome back to the duck call room a little different start today's but uh no we're back life is grand life is good hunter's gonna start the clock here at some point and uh
Yeah, just keep it rolling. We'll keep talking, Hunter. I mean, really, we'll keep talking.
Yeah, just keep it rolling. We'll keep talking, Hunter. I mean, really, we'll keep talking.
Hunter, have we not talked bad about you while you were in here? Fill me some coffee while you're gone. What's wrong with you, Si? You're on fire today.
Hunter, have we not talked bad about you while you were in here? Fill me some coffee while you're gone. What's wrong with you, Si? You're on fire today.
Good night, Olivia. Gracious. That's a good one. No, that ain't a good one. That's a doggone big one.
Good night, Olivia. Gracious. That's a good one. No, that ain't a good one. That's a doggone big one.
Is your rib healed up?
Is your rib healed up?
No more medicine?
No more medicine?
Yeah, he won't be with us long, you know. I was telling Si the other day... He made such big news that the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission called me checking on him since it happened in the state of Arkansas.
Yeah, he won't be with us long, you know. I was telling Si the other day... He made such big news that the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission called me checking on him since it happened in the state of Arkansas.
Yeah, I didn't even know him before then, but he knew me. So I always called that in mind.
Yeah, I didn't even know him before then, but he knew me. So I always called that in mind.
His name was Chris. The head of enforcement. Yeah. Of enforcement. Yeah. Not, not just the head, the enforcement. Um, but, uh, no, I don't, I don't know what we got on the docket now. We got, uh, well, we leave here and we got to film more duck dynasty stuff. So, um, that's going well.
His name was Chris. The head of enforcement. Yeah. Of enforcement. Yeah. Not, not just the head, the enforcement. Um, but, uh, no, I don't, I don't know what we got on the docket now. We got, uh, well, we leave here and we got to film more duck dynasty stuff. So, um, that's going well.
What?
What?
Yeah, because we're doing some stuff. I mean, you did do like- I can't say, because you'll see it one day. You did do the running man in a suit at the Shiner Tech.
Yeah, because we're doing some stuff. I mean, you did do like- I can't say, because you'll see it one day. You did do the running man in a suit at the Shiner Tech.
Look at Hunter. He's come back with everything but coffee.
Look at Hunter. He's come back with everything but coffee.
We have time out. Let me see this. Is that Gorilla Girl? Gorilla Girl. I'm pretty sure I see a first aid kit that has been gay in.
We have time out. Let me see this. Is that Gorilla Girl? Gorilla Girl. I'm pretty sure I see a first aid kit that has been gay in.
I mean, we've been rolling, but at least we'll have some idea of where we're at. What day is it? Why do you even worry about time? What is today? Monday?
I mean, we've been rolling, but at least we'll have some idea of where we're at. What day is it? Why do you even worry about time? What is today? Monday?
I'm trying to make sure my man is still able to bring me some crappies. I'm trying to take care of him.
I'm trying to make sure my man is still able to bring me some crappies. I'm trying to take care of him.
Look at there.
Look at there.
Here, you want to clean it with this alcohol wipe? No. That's going to go away. He'll pass on that. There ain't no neosporin in here. That thing's false advertising. I'll just glue it. Okay. Yeah, that glue is going to hurt bad enough.
Here, you want to clean it with this alcohol wipe? No. That's going to go away. He'll pass on that. There ain't no neosporin in here. That thing's false advertising. I'll just glue it. Okay. Yeah, that glue is going to hurt bad enough.
You want a band-aid to go over the top of it or? No. Oh, that's going. Fill it up.
You want a band-aid to go over the top of it or? No. Oh, that's going. Fill it up.
That's a deep flat. Yeah, I think we're going to cut that top off.
That's a deep flat. Yeah, I think we're going to cut that top off.
Top main tray.
Top main tray.
You ever just glue stuff?
You ever just glue stuff?
I just knocked over 150 band-aids, too.
I just knocked over 150 band-aids, too.
You want to at least put that on there, keep yourself from reopening it for now? Shall we find you some regulation glue?
You want to at least put that on there, keep yourself from reopening it for now? Shall we find you some regulation glue?
Oh, you know what? My boats in the warehouse at L&M are super gluing it for FG knots.
Oh, you know what? My boats in the warehouse at L&M are super gluing it for FG knots.
Oh, yeah, you may get caught. He's retired. Yeah, he is retired. He's happily retired. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you may get caught. He's retired. Yeah, he is retired. He's happily retired. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, while you're here. No. Yeah. He said, no. No. No. Galvin got mad at me and Stone just talking about work. I shut him down. Amen. Get that crap out of here. Mm-hmm. Laudy be. What's Miss Paula think about your retired life? Any update there? She still got you doing stuff? Hey, I'll tell you what.
Yeah. Hey, while you're here. No. Yeah. He said, no. No. No. Galvin got mad at me and Stone just talking about work. I shut him down. Amen. Get that crap out of here. Mm-hmm. Laudy be. What's Miss Paula think about your retired life? Any update there? She still got you doing stuff? Hey, I'll tell you what.
Because I'm not retired, Gavin. That's why.
Because I'm not retired, Gavin. That's why.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can do that. I found me an encore. Did you? You finally found you one Paula stole from you? He found him a replacement.
I can do that. I found me an encore. Did you? You finally found you one Paula stole from you? He found him a replacement.
He don't know it yet. Carter going duck hunting.
He don't know it yet. Carter going duck hunting.
I mean, that thing is hard as a brick bat. That's what I told you. I mean, like.
I mean, that thing is hard as a brick bat. That's what I told you. I mean, like.
I think it's just hard.
I think it's just hard.
When were you there?
When were you there?
So you were 20 and 21? Okay. Wow. And then you ended up at Fort Polk. Did you come to Polk after or before? No, after. Where'd you go? Is that the first place you went? Is that the first place you went?
So you were 20 and 21? Okay. Wow. And then you ended up at Fort Polk. Did you come to Polk after or before? No, after. Where'd you go? Is that the first place you went? Is that the first place you went?
But everybody, apparently. But that was, when you come back to the States, you went to Fort Polk first. Nope. Oh.
But everybody, apparently. But that was, when you come back to the States, you went to Fort Polk first. Nope. Oh.
Okay. All right, so y'all made that up.
Okay. All right, so y'all made that up.
Where's that at? Massachusetts. Massachusetts.
Where's that at? Massachusetts. Massachusetts.
Oh, so that's when you met Christine.
Oh, so that's when you met Christine.
There you go.
There you go.
Okay. Yeah, gang. Okay, and we have figured it out.
Okay. Yeah, gang. Okay, and we have figured it out.
Yeah. Hey, well, good news. We don't have any super glue, but we got some Band-Aids.
Yeah. Hey, well, good news. We don't have any super glue, but we got some Band-Aids.
We got Band-Aids. We got a first aid kit. 160 pieces. It is solid as a rock. Now, this thing is called a first aid kit, but it ain't nothing but Band-Aid. There's no Neosporin. There's no little scissors. There's no Bengay.
We got Band-Aids. We got a first aid kit. 160 pieces. It is solid as a rock. Now, this thing is called a first aid kit, but it ain't nothing but Band-Aid. There's no Neosporin. There's no little scissors. There's no Bengay.
Hey, man. Hey, is that a check? No, I don't think.
Hey, man. Hey, is that a check? No, I don't think.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Why is that?
Why is that?
You ain't ever been knocked out?
You ain't ever been knocked out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really? Sound like my, sound like my refrigerator. Yeah. Going to Duck Dynasty.
Really? Sound like my, sound like my refrigerator. Yeah. Going to Duck Dynasty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do they eat the mustard to help with cramp? Yeah. Like it's a pickle juice shot or something. Oh, I don't know. It meant like, oh, my hand's cramped. Let me rub some mustard on it.
Do they eat the mustard to help with cramp? Yeah. Like it's a pickle juice shot or something. Oh, I don't know. It meant like, oh, my hand's cramped. Let me rub some mustard on it.
Maybe they think the people will see the yellow ice around them and get scared like they TT'd everywhere, you know? Hmm. I don't know.
Maybe they think the people will see the yellow ice around them and get scared like they TT'd everywhere, you know? Hmm. I don't know.
Golly, look at Brittany. Superstar.
Golly, look at Brittany. Superstar.
Hey, you ask the person from Maine to build your coffee because they got to drink hot stuff all year.
Hey, you ask the person from Maine to build your coffee because they got to drink hot stuff all year.
Yeah, we got to go back old school.
Yeah, we got to go back old school.
Yeah, like how do you get them? Do you just... Oh, here we go. Can you order them on Amazon?
Yeah, like how do you get them? Do you just... Oh, here we go. Can you order them on Amazon?
Well, Johnny, you've made much more questionable Amazon purchases. That's all I'm going to say.
Well, Johnny, you've made much more questionable Amazon purchases. That's all I'm going to say.
I wish Hunter would have said that into the mic. Who's got his headset? He took it. No, it's here.
I wish Hunter would have said that into the mic. Who's got his headset? He took it. No, it's here.
Well, he talks to a lot of people that get knocked out. We talk to the people that knock people out. Yeah.
Well, he talks to a lot of people that get knocked out. We talk to the people that knock people out. Yeah.
We about to get emailed. I tried them smelling salts. They didn't do nothing for me. I climbed a tree after I got them smelling salts.
We about to get emailed. I tried them smelling salts. They didn't do nothing for me. I climbed a tree after I got them smelling salts.
Yeah, he got over there and got to messing with a scab on his ear and that thing started pouring blood.
Yeah, he got over there and got to messing with a scab on his ear and that thing started pouring blood.
Yeah, not these days, though. You documenting everything. We're going to see this on the ground. Got it. Kids. It actually sounds like a good thing to keep in my truck during duck season. Why? When I'm 3.30 a.m., wake up.
Yeah, not these days, though. You documenting everything. We're going to see this on the ground. Got it. Kids. It actually sounds like a good thing to keep in my truck during duck season. Why? When I'm 3.30 a.m., wake up.
Like when you're just driving and you're like – you get to that point where it's like, man, golly, you just want to close them eyes. You just reach over there and get you a little – And you'll be awake for a month, right? Yeah, that's the problem.
Like when you're just driving and you're like – you get to that point where it's like, man, golly, you just want to close them eyes. You just reach over there and get you a little – And you'll be awake for a month, right? Yeah, that's the problem.
Yeah, what just happened?
Yeah, what just happened?
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hunter, we got any voicemails? We got anything? Oh, yeah. He said.
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hunter, we got any voicemails? We got anything? Oh, yeah. He said.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't want to sound needy. What you got there? Well, I finally cleaned out. Yeah, Mark. Y'all settle down in there. It'll be all right. Yeah.
I don't want to sound needy. What you got there? Well, I finally cleaned out. Yeah, Mark. Y'all settle down in there. It'll be all right. Yeah.
You know what, John D? If you got one of them cats, you got boat money.
You know what, John D? If you got one of them cats, you got boat money.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
From the sounds of it, that rabbit ain't very active.
From the sounds of it, that rabbit ain't very active.
They just crap everywhere. Yeah.
They just crap everywhere. Yeah.
That's a big rabbit.
That's a big rabbit.
Now, that one right there would make a fricassee.
Now, that one right there would make a fricassee.
That's Bugs Bunny, cousin.
That's Bugs Bunny, cousin.
I need one of them. No, you don't.
I need one of them. No, you don't.
We're going to have to talk about that word need again.
We're going to have to talk about that word need again.
I've seen an emotional support parakeet.
I've seen an emotional support parakeet.
Is there another out there? Yeah, what else we got? We're divulging into a place where I'm just bored. So what's next?
Is there another out there? Yeah, what else we got? We're divulging into a place where I'm just bored. So what's next?
Yeah. So I forgot some of this stuff. This is from, I think his name's Jeremiah. I'm pretty sure. Johnson. London, I believe.
Yeah. So I forgot some of this stuff. This is from, I think his name's Jeremiah. I'm pretty sure. Johnson. London, I believe.
It's a good story.
It's a good story.
Jeremiah Johnson. That should have been a lot easier. How could you have forgotten that? Well, watch me. I got twins now. What can I say? Give it to the twins. He sent Cy, a U.S. Army NASCAR, Dale Jr.
Jeremiah Johnson. That should have been a lot easier. How could you have forgotten that? Well, watch me. I got twins now. What can I say? Give it to the twins. He sent Cy, a U.S. Army NASCAR, Dale Jr.
Yeah. Get you a plate, son. Oh, good.
Yeah. Get you a plate, son. Oh, good.
I've been in shiners all morning. Look here. Look, God once texted me. He said, you got a cooler? I said, yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do. When a man asks you if you got a cooler, you go put ice in it.
I've been in shiners all morning. Look here. Look, God once texted me. He said, you got a cooler? I said, yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do. When a man asks you if you got a cooler, you go put ice in it.
That's probably what Carter needs to be listening to. All right, what else you got, Hunter? Let's listen one more, then we're going to wrap this baby up.
That's probably what Carter needs to be listening to. All right, what else you got, Hunter? Let's listen one more, then we're going to wrap this baby up.
I just fell in a seat beside you, which works. Close enough. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room.
I just fell in a seat beside you, which works. Close enough. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room.
I don't think that's junior. No, that ain't junior.
I don't think that's junior. No, that ain't junior.
What years is it?
What years is it?
That's just what we need. Brotherly love. That's just what we need. We need to encourage more scraps between those two.
That's just what we need. Brotherly love. That's just what we need. We need to encourage more scraps between those two.
Hey, there's one of us that's a NASCAR fan in here, like a mega NASCAR fan. I already know that. So, Goblin, I'm going to trade you a number eight die-cast NASCAR that Si just gave me for four crappies. Good trade. See, look at there. Look how easy that was.
Hey, there's one of us that's a NASCAR fan in here, like a mega NASCAR fan. I already know that. So, Goblin, I'm going to trade you a number eight die-cast NASCAR that Si just gave me for four crappies. Good trade. See, look at there. Look how easy that was.
In the water? That's all he gonna say.
In the water? That's all he gonna say.
Yeah, there you go. They start heading up. If you want to catch them with Godwin.
Yeah, there you go. They start heading up. If you want to catch them with Godwin.
Godwinguides.com. There you go. He's retired, but he can be rented for half a day. That's right.
Godwinguides.com. There you go. He's retired, but he can be rented for half a day. That's right.
Yeah, and provide snacks.
Yeah, and provide snacks.
And all the things. And soon enough, if you need a place to stay, you can get with Johnny D. Hey, hold on.
And all the things. And soon enough, if you need a place to stay, you can get with Johnny D. Hey, hold on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe.
There you go.
There you go.
Michael Lindell on a flag out front.
Michael Lindell on a flag out front.
You're going to need some of that second skin on him. Or new skin, whatever it's called.
You're going to need some of that second skin on him. Or new skin, whatever it's called.
Super glue in that.
Super glue in that.
Yeah, that's a good one. I'm glad Johnny D ain't here. That'd probably make him a little queasy.
Yeah, that's a good one. I'm glad Johnny D ain't here. That'd probably make him a little queasy.
That's a good one there. That's a doggone big one. That's a good one. I mean, that's a great one. That's one of them big old good ones. That's a dang great big one. Oh, look at that dinner baby. Oh, that's going to be good to eat.
That's a good one there. That's a doggone big one. That's a good one. I mean, that's a great one. That's one of them big old good ones. That's a dang great big one. Oh, look at that dinner baby. Oh, that's going to be good to eat.
Oh, man. Well, Godwin, I appreciate your sacrifice. I will say that. Well, somebody got to do it. That was a good entrance, man. Just a big old crappy coming around the door. That thing was huge. That's a big one.
Oh, man. Well, Godwin, I appreciate your sacrifice. I will say that. Well, somebody got to do it. That was a good entrance, man. Just a big old crappy coming around the door. That thing was huge. That's a big one.
yeah that way that's a dog but si's got some mail from the i think the doll family maybe yeah dustin yeah dustin dustin said you like the chiefs me like the chiefs we're not even from kansas here's a bunch of stuff here's you a flag and a shirt and some barbecue sauce you gotta like this gunslinger boys seasoning he's a gunslinger you think they're gonna win
yeah that way that's a dog but si's got some mail from the i think the doll family maybe yeah dustin yeah dustin dustin said you like the chiefs me like the chiefs we're not even from kansas here's a bunch of stuff here's you a flag and a shirt and some barbecue sauce you gotta like this gunslinger boys seasoning he's a gunslinger you think they're gonna win
You told me the other day it's the only reason I have any inkling to it. So I've never heard of this man.
You told me the other day it's the only reason I have any inkling to it. So I've never heard of this man.
But that's only because a buddy of mine, I think, listens to them.
But that's only because a buddy of mine, I think, listens to them.
Oh, my goodness. Of course you do, Hunter. That's why you fit in every crowd. We've already told you this. One of his albums won a Grammy. I don't even know. So did Beyonce last night for country.
Oh, my goodness. Of course you do, Hunter. That's why you fit in every crowd. We've already told you this. One of his albums won a Grammy. I don't even know. So did Beyonce last night for country.
Huh? I can't sell them, but I can take donations.
Huh? I can't sell them, but I can take donations.
I want to talk about that.
I want to talk about that.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, let's go with that. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
Yeah, let's go with that. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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Oh, them's going right on that.
Oh, them's going right on that.
I mean, because I'm not, let me tell you what, on the list of my things not to do is watch the Grammys. I mean, I just, I got zero interest.
I mean, because I'm not, let me tell you what, on the list of my things not to do is watch the Grammys. I mean, I just, I got zero interest.
Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
But I saw.
But I saw.
I saw that she won. And I was like, well, I wonder who her competition was. Give me one moment.
I saw that she won. And I was like, well, I wonder who her competition was. Give me one moment.
I mean, you would think it'd have to be what, like, Morgan Wallen, I'm guessing, was probably up there. Sign of psychotics. Yeah, no, I don't think they made it.
I mean, you would think it'd have to be what, like, Morgan Wallen, I'm guessing, was probably up there. Sign of psychotics. Yeah, no, I don't think they made it.
Yeah, that's what we need to know. We need to know who that is.
Yeah, that's what we need to know. We need to know who that is.
Yeah, them's going to meet a griddle.
Yeah, them's going to meet a griddle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm way more interested if Posty does a Christian album.
I'm way more interested if Posty does a Christian album.
And some butter.
And some butter.
Who's that? Who's his wife?
Who's that? Who's his wife?
Is it one of the Kardashian people? No, not anymore. Some naked girl.
Is it one of the Kardashian people? No, not anymore. Some naked girl.
Well, I still don't wish I'd have watched them.
Well, I still don't wish I'd have watched them.
Yeah. Well, I spoke down in South Texas, and I saw one honey hole hat and had about four people say, yeah, we've been by there. Had to stop by the honey hole, see John David, too. I was like, there you go.
Yeah. Well, I spoke down in South Texas, and I saw one honey hole hat and had about four people say, yeah, we've been by there. Had to stop by the honey hole, see John David, too. I was like, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah. Then he come here for 25.
Yeah. Then he come here for 25.
I love Godwin being retired. I miss you every day, buddy, but dad gum, I love you being retired.
I love Godwin being retired. I miss you every day, buddy, but dad gum, I love you being retired.
I did do that, yeah. Two of them decided they wanted to get baptized. Was it cold? Was it cold? You didn't act like it. Well, no. I mean, you can't. I mean, I didn't feel nothing. I mean, when it's a spirit-led moment, you know. I mean, like, in the moment, no, I wasn't cold. I mean, look, I've been colder duck hunting. So, I mean, you know.
I did do that, yeah. Two of them decided they wanted to get baptized. Was it cold? Was it cold? You didn't act like it. Well, no. I mean, you can't. I mean, I didn't feel nothing. I mean, when it's a spirit-led moment, you know. I mean, like, in the moment, no, I wasn't cold. I mean, look, I've been colder duck hunting. So, I mean, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
yeah the water's probably 60 degrees so i mean which is cold but it you know it was fine i walked out there i was like well that one was i didn't have video of the one but he was pretty easy because he a light feller now that one that i had the video of i said come on ham we're gonna have to walk out here just a little bit further a little bit deeper yeah because i i don't i don't know if i can get you down that far and get back up without one of us ending up in traction here
yeah the water's probably 60 degrees so i mean which is cold but it you know it was fine i walked out there i was like well that one was i didn't have video of the one but he was pretty easy because he a light feller now that one that i had the video of i said come on ham we're gonna have to walk out here just a little bit further a little bit deeper yeah because i i don't i don't know if i can get you down that far and get back up without one of us ending up in traction here
Si, you ready? Si's ready. He's ready.
Si, you ready? Si's ready. He's ready.
But I rolled in about 11 p.m. And y'all had Rocky. Rocky IV. Blaring. So I assume when I'm walking upstairs that everybody's awake.
But I rolled in about 11 p.m. And y'all had Rocky. Rocky IV. Blaring. So I assume when I'm walking upstairs that everybody's awake.
Hunter's ready. You got to get that microphone up by his face. Enjoy your hot chocolate. Look at all that foam up in that mustache. I'm going to have a long morning. Christine's going to be glad when you get up.
Hunter's ready. You got to get that microphone up by his face. Enjoy your hot chocolate. Look at all that foam up in that mustache. I'm going to have a long morning. Christine's going to be glad when you get up.
Pow.
Pow.
Good reason.
Good reason.
It's just one big bunk room we're all in. And so I'm thinking they're going to be awake. Well, I walk in, everybody in the room snoring. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. I have messed up here. So the fact that you're saying you weren't asleep. Not true.
It's just one big bunk room we're all in. And so I'm thinking they're going to be awake. Well, I walk in, everybody in the room snoring. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. I have messed up here. So the fact that you're saying you weren't asleep. Not true.
Gone.
Gone.
That's why you get it on video, so we can watch it.
That's why you get it on video, so we can watch it.
What are you talking about, son? I sound like Cardi B all over that thing.
What are you talking about, son? I sound like Cardi B all over that thing.
You hit him in the 50 yards.
You hit him in the 50 yards.
Oh, it's a gut shot. That deer was gut shot. Look, hey. No, he wasn't. Look, let me tell you something.
Oh, it's a gut shot. That deer was gut shot. Look, hey. No, he wasn't. Look, let me tell you something.
How far was this deer?
How far was this deer?
High five for hitting him. I'm just saying, that ain't an easy shot. Nothing about that is easy, so you hit him. But then the most important thing you did, forget the shot, is you did the right thing. You got the heck out of there. When you didn't know, you left him alone.
High five for hitting him. I'm just saying, that ain't an easy shot. Nothing about that is easy, so you hit him. But then the most important thing you did, forget the shot, is you did the right thing. You got the heck out of there. When you didn't know, you left him alone.
That's the lesson from the whole deal.
That's the lesson from the whole deal.
That's exactly what I said.
That's exactly what I said.
We'll go tomorrow morning. As a man who was on scene for the recovery,
We'll go tomorrow morning. As a man who was on scene for the recovery,
Where's the video of the good-looking gentleman dragging him out? It was you. Well, me and Zone Breaker. Zone Breaker did a lot more than I did. I just kind of steered. He was more of the horsepower. If you see this boy, you know why.
Where's the video of the good-looking gentleman dragging him out? It was you. Well, me and Zone Breaker. Zone Breaker did a lot more than I did. I just kind of steered. He was more of the horsepower. If you see this boy, you know why.
Very apt name.
Very apt name.
But here's what I was going to say. If you want to know how much it means, when the man got from the four-wheeler to the deer, he couldn't say a word. It's the first time I've ever heard him speechless, not because he was out of breath.
But here's what I was going to say. If you want to know how much it means, when the man got from the four-wheeler to the deer, he couldn't say a word. It's the first time I've ever heard him speechless, not because he was out of breath.
Oh, yeah, because you were choking.
Oh, yeah, because you were choking.
Well, he's out of breath, but that wasn't it, because I was over there begging him for a plug off that oxygen machine after I drug him up that hill right there. I was like, hey, man, give me a little hit of that. But that's how much this quest meant. To the guy who gets paid to sit here and run his mouth. He couldn't say nothing.
Well, he's out of breath, but that wasn't it, because I was over there begging him for a plug off that oxygen machine after I drug him up that hill right there. I was like, hey, man, give me a little hit of that. But that's how much this quest meant. To the guy who gets paid to sit here and run his mouth. He couldn't say nothing.
Only two-thirds. It's been a long day for him. That accounts for three and a half hours. Because when I go out, there's something about, hey. Did you sleep on the ride back? Because there was a two-hour ride. No.
Only two-thirds. It's been a long day for him. That accounts for three and a half hours. Because when I go out, there's something about, hey. Did you sleep on the ride back? Because there was a two-hour ride. No.
He also values living.
He also values living.
Here's what I knew. I knew I had one, maybe two opportunities at that. And that was it. I said, so I'm going to give it everything I got on this first one.
Here's what I knew. I knew I had one, maybe two opportunities at that. And that was it. I said, so I'm going to give it everything I got on this first one.
Yeah, on the first one. If it wouldn't have, I'd probably buy it. It was impressive. It was impressive. But Bonebreaker had the hard part. He had the head.
Yeah, on the first one. If it wouldn't have, I'd probably buy it. It was impressive. It was impressive. But Bonebreaker had the hard part. He had the head.
What's his name? Cody.
What's his name? Cody.
I'd say East Carroll Parish probably just looking at him.
I'd say East Carroll Parish probably just looking at him.
You want him on your team. Yeah. He's bigger than Burley? Well, muscle-wise. Not stature, probably. Yeah, no, not stature. Muscles, yes.
You want him on your team. Yeah. He's bigger than Burley? Well, muscle-wise. Not stature, probably. Yeah, no, not stature. Muscles, yes.
He'd have a tough time choking you because his arms are so big.
He'd have a tough time choking you because his arms are so big.
No, he'd get that forearm on you. I'm talking about just like a kid-friendly choke, not one to like.
No, he'd get that forearm on you. I'm talking about just like a kid-friendly choke, not one to like.
Very good nickname. We'll have to have him in here. He's a big old boy now. Oh, yeah. Hey, you quick to arm wrestle Rucker that day. Let's get you up against old Bonebreaker.
Very good nickname. We'll have to have him in here. He's a big old boy now. Oh, yeah. Hey, you quick to arm wrestle Rucker that day. Let's get you up against old Bonebreaker.
Yeah, he's a big old boy.
Yeah, he's a big old boy.
Yeah, but that was fun. It was fun to be a part of. It was fun to be there for the recovery. Oh, yeah. We had all kinds of people there.
Yeah, but that was fun. It was fun to be a part of. It was fun to be there for the recovery. Oh, yeah. We had all kinds of people there.
Now, most people don't get to have a crowd for their deer recovery.
Now, most people don't get to have a crowd for their deer recovery.
We're selling tickets out there.
We're selling tickets out there.
That's a true story.
That's a true story.
Chaz's daughter undressed Jace Robertson via telephone.
Chaz's daughter undressed Jace Robertson via telephone.
Oh, yeah. About shooting yearlings. About shooting baby deer.
Oh, yeah. About shooting yearlings. About shooting baby deer.
And then Phil caught a couple of strays because he said, well, I learned that from my dad. She said, well, your dad is not a nice man.
And then Phil caught a couple of strays because he said, well, I learned that from my dad. She said, well, your dad is not a nice man.
She has a little daughter. How old is she? Five. Okay. The honesty of a child. She was letting her rip. Then she looked at me. She said, your daddy shouldn't have taught y'all that. I said, hey, I'm not one of them. I'm not one of them. I said, excuse me, I'm not one of them. I just kind of look like it.
She has a little daughter. How old is she? Five. Okay. The honesty of a child. She was letting her rip. Then she looked at me. She said, your daddy shouldn't have taught y'all that. I said, hey, I'm not one of them. I'm not one of them. I said, excuse me, I'm not one of them. I just kind of look like it.
You about to sleep for a couple of days?
You about to sleep for a couple of days?
Let me guess, you didn't get no sleep in either? Didn't sleep, no. Oh, okay.
Let me guess, you didn't get no sleep in either? Didn't sleep, no. Oh, okay.
Boy, you running on empty, ain't you?
Boy, you running on empty, ain't you?
No, he's out of deer. He still has plenty of eland and milk eye.
No, he's out of deer. He still has plenty of eland and milk eye.
Sleeping.
Sleeping.
God bless you.
God bless you.
In Cub Scouts?
In Cub Scouts?
Hey, let me tell you what that old man did this morning. Uh-oh. On a duck hunt. What'd he do? My man reached out there with that 20 gauge, clipped him a crow at about 70. Yep. Probably. I saw it. I saw him measuring it out. I was outside the blind watching.
Hey, let me tell you what that old man did this morning. Uh-oh. On a duck hunt. What'd he do? My man reached out there with that 20 gauge, clipped him a crow at about 70. Yep. Probably. I saw it. I saw him measuring it out. I was outside the blind watching.
I saw him measuring it out with his shotgun. I said, ain't no way. Boy, ain't no way. He shot that crow. That thing folded like a wet dish rag, buddy.
I saw him measuring it out with his shotgun. I said, ain't no way. Boy, ain't no way. He shot that crow. That thing folded like a wet dish rag, buddy.
Rip Van Winkle.
Rip Van Winkle.
Yeah. So I had to reach out there and guide him once.
Yeah. So I had to reach out there and guide him once.
And then I laid it on his chest while he laid down.
And then I laid it on his chest while he laid down.
You don't want to do that. I don't think his skull is in good shape from what I saw. It was a head shot all the way.
You don't want to do that. I don't think his skull is in good shape from what I saw. It was a head shot all the way.
Yeah, time spent outside. I just said it jokingly. I said, Si, here comes your crow.
Yeah, time spent outside. I just said it jokingly. I said, Si, here comes your crow.
He come right by me, and I was looking at him, and I saw that gun barrel come out that blind. I said, oh, he ain't going to try this, is he?
He come right by me, and I was looking at him, and I saw that gun barrel come out that blind. I said, oh, he ain't going to try this, is he?
He'll say, but this time I didn't say nothing.
He'll say, but this time I didn't say nothing.
Oh, Boone. Boone. Boone was the dog.
Oh, Boone. Boone. Boone was the dog.
He looked like he just grabbed like a sour patch kid or something.
He looked like he just grabbed like a sour patch kid or something.
I don't know why he's so tired because it sounded like he was relaxed. Stone, too.
I don't know why he's so tired because it sounded like he was relaxed. Stone, too.
Oh, and if you don't think I ain't toting that crow to mine, you're wrong. Yeah.
Oh, and if you don't think I ain't toting that crow to mine, you're wrong. Yeah.
He made it back to the camp.
He made it back to the camp.
With some writing. Si, the kind of guy who killed a crow would be the only one banded ever. You know, something goofy like that. But not this one. I mean, I laughed. I giggled because I just said it in jest. I was like, Si, you got a crow coming right here.
With some writing. Si, the kind of guy who killed a crow would be the only one banded ever. You know, something goofy like that. But not this one. I mean, I laughed. I giggled because I just said it in jest. I was like, Si, you got a crow coming right here.
Stone woke up this morning and said, man, my throat's a little scratchy. I was like, yeah, I know why.
Stone woke up this morning and said, man, my throat's a little scratchy. I was like, yeah, I know why.
That's all he needed.
That's all he needed.
What he's really saying is why would you mess with perfection?
What he's really saying is why would you mess with perfection?
You ain't going to catch him on the technicality. You ain't going to get me on the technicality. You ain't going to get him.
You ain't going to catch him on the technicality. You ain't going to get me on the technicality. You ain't going to get him.
What did you get for Christmas? Anything worthy of note?
What did you get for Christmas? Anything worthy of note?
I was just asking if anybody surprised you with something worthy of note. That's all.
I was just asking if anybody surprised you with something worthy of note. That's all.
I guarantee you. That's better than money. My sister-in-law thought it would be a good idea to get my whole family to flee.
I guarantee you. That's better than money. My sister-in-law thought it would be a good idea to get my whole family to flee.
I had a bad day around my house.
I had a bad day around my house.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's fine. The real kick in the cards about it was – Like, Brittany and him were supposed to be gone all week, so I had to, like, my deer set up. Like, I had everything planned out for the week, and they come running back with the flu.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's fine. The real kick in the cards about it was – Like, Brittany and him were supposed to be gone all week, so I had to, like, my deer set up. Like, I had everything planned out for the week, and they come running back with the flu.
And then the whole time, you know, thanks to spy point and cell cameras, like, I'm just sitting there while I'm taking care of my sick wife and my two sick boys, and he's standing in front of the camera. All day long. Standing in front of the camera. Standing in front of the camera.
And then the whole time, you know, thanks to spy point and cell cameras, like, I'm just sitting there while I'm taking care of my sick wife and my two sick boys, and he's standing in front of the camera. All day long. Standing in front of the camera. Standing in front of the camera.
I just took it as some kind of learning lesson from the good Lord. I don't know, focus on the things that matter. Maybe deer don't matter or something. I don't know. I was trying to find a positive in it so I just wouldn't be pissed off.
I just took it as some kind of learning lesson from the good Lord. I don't know, focus on the things that matter. Maybe deer don't matter or something. I don't know. I was trying to find a positive in it so I just wouldn't be pissed off.
I was trying to find the lesson in it, but I just kept coming back to the just mad, just pure anger. But a little pride that my plan worked. So I was like, you know, my plan did work at least. At least I still understand how to kill a deer. All I've been doing the last three years is dragging people's deer.
I was trying to find the lesson in it, but I just kept coming back to the just mad, just pure anger. But a little pride that my plan worked. So I was like, you know, my plan did work at least. At least I still understand how to kill a deer. All I've been doing the last three years is dragging people's deer.
Fetch size, fetch God ones. I mean, that's all I've been doing, dragging deer.
Fetch size, fetch God ones. I mean, that's all I've been doing, dragging deer.
No, no, I agree. But I don't mind. Hey, you kill one this evening. I'll go drag it out for you. I got to do call me. I don't mind doing that stuff. Not for my old.
No, no, I agree. But I don't mind. Hey, you kill one this evening. I'll go drag it out for you. I got to do call me. I don't mind doing that stuff. Not for my old.
He was ripping. And apparently they had some peas or something because everybody in there was farting too. It was wild, man. I ain't slept in a group setting in a minute.
He was ripping. And apparently they had some peas or something because everybody in there was farting too. It was wild, man. I ain't slept in a group setting in a minute.
Hey, I went with the full intention of hopefully dragging out a deer. I did, and I lost my shoe in the process. Well accomplished. You know. Ain't many people I dragged through briars for, but you're one of them.
Hey, I went with the full intention of hopefully dragging out a deer. I did, and I lost my shoe in the process. Well accomplished. You know. Ain't many people I dragged through briars for, but you're one of them.
Yeah. So, it was all good. Is there any email worthy of note here before we wrap this baby up?
Yeah. So, it was all good. Is there any email worthy of note here before we wrap this baby up?
You got some weird voicemail or anything over there?
You got some weird voicemail or anything over there?
Hunter, are you okay? Also, leave us a rating, five stars, wherever you can find us. Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
Hunter, are you okay? Also, leave us a rating, five stars, wherever you can find us. Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
Amazon. I don't know.
Amazon. I don't know.
We're everywhere. If you're listening to a podcast, go in there, click five stars. If you like us, if you don't, don't click nothing. Just say, hey, good job. But listening to us this far into it, you probably like us.
We're everywhere. If you're listening to a podcast, go in there, click five stars. If you like us, if you don't, don't click nothing. Just say, hey, good job. But listening to us this far into it, you probably like us.
Hunter Cam.
Hunter Cam.
You and Stone got them right. Didn't you say that?
You and Stone got them right. Didn't you say that?
A long night. A long night. It is 1.20 in the afternoon, and he's had a long day. How did you have a long night? Do tell.
A long night. A long night. It is 1.20 in the afternoon, and he's had a long day. How did you have a long night? Do tell.
All right, now. All right, now you're here.
All right, now. All right, now you're here.
Superpower.
Superpower.
I want to fly. That's my superpower.
I want to fly. That's my superpower.
You're too big to fly. Well, yeah, I mean.
You're too big to fly. Well, yeah, I mean.
Like airborne elephant? I mean, I don't know.
Like airborne elephant? I mean, I don't know.
Oh, no. I'll make some racket now when I'm coming down.
Oh, no. I'll make some racket now when I'm coming down.
I want to have. Mallard Man. There you go.
I want to have. Mallard Man. There you go.
I just want to fly. Like, out of all the ones, I just want to be able to fly. I think it'd be cool. Like, if I just pick up and go.
I just want to fly. Like, out of all the ones, I just want to be able to fly. I think it'd be cool. Like, if I just pick up and go.
Okay.
Okay.
Mallard Man and Wood Duck.
Mallard Man and Wood Duck.
Just imagine Si's nickname be Woody. Woody. Buzz and Woody right again, buddy. Oh, Woody Woodpecker. I went with a much more modern Woody.
Just imagine Si's nickname be Woody. Woody. Buzz and Woody right again, buddy. Oh, Woody Woodpecker. I went with a much more modern Woody.
Wherever I wanted to. Isn't that the beauty of this?
Wherever I wanted to. Isn't that the beauty of this?
Where would you fly? Well, John D., I'm a superhero, so I'm not going to fall.
Where would you fly? Well, John D., I'm a superhero, so I'm not going to fall.
You?
You?
You'd fly to Venice. Nope. That's your favorite place.
You'd fly to Venice. Nope. That's your favorite place.
In the world.
In the world.
That river in the desert? Nope. Oh.
That river in the desert? Nope. Oh.
He just cutting wind over there?
He just cutting wind over there?
There you go.
There you go.
We saw it.
We saw it.
That's right. Why Saturn? I wouldn't go there.
That's right. Why Saturn? I wouldn't go there.
That teacup. Yeah, he's already got that. He's already got his prop.
That teacup. Yeah, he's already got that. He's already got his prop.
And that Yeti cup doubled as a hammer. He could beat the hell out of you with it too. There you go. Hey, you come try to knock him out the air. No, that ain't happening.
And that Yeti cup doubled as a hammer. He could beat the hell out of you with it too. There you go. Hey, you come try to knock him out the air. No, that ain't happening.
That's a true statement.
That's a true statement.
Amen, buddy.
Amen, buddy.
We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
The first time I showed up to Arkansas to hunt with you boys, the first time they put me in the bunk room with Si, and I had no idea. I was like, heck yeah, I love Si. He's hilarious. Then Si fell asleep. And this was before he had a CPAP machine.
The first time I showed up to Arkansas to hunt with you boys, the first time they put me in the bunk room with Si, and I had no idea. I was like, heck yeah, I love Si. He's hilarious. Then Si fell asleep. And this was before he had a CPAP machine.
You know when you fall asleep when you bunk with Si? When he gets up to go pee.
You know when you fall asleep when you bunk with Si? When he gets up to go pee.
You got like a three-minute window. That does take you three minutes to go pee.
You got like a three-minute window. That does take you three minutes to go pee.
We was in the FBO.
We was in the FBO.
Every time.
Every time.
You know, back then, I thought that was mean, but after last night, I think it's kind of funny.
You know, back then, I thought that was mean, but after last night, I think it's kind of funny.
He is a noise maker.
He is a noise maker.
20 years. That's 2000 and... I got distracted by that. Probably 2006, I bet.
20 years. That's 2000 and... I got distracted by that. Probably 2006, I bet.
Yeah, that was made by Drake Waterfowl. It was right when the Realtree deal started. That's Realtree Max 4.
Yeah, that was made by Drake Waterfowl. It was right when the Realtree deal started. That's Realtree Max 4.
No, Si, don't give it to him. Sell it to Jacob Mayo.
No, Si, don't give it to him. Sell it to Jacob Mayo.
Vintage Duck Commander jacket.
Vintage Duck Commander jacket.
Yeah, we did. That's fine, though, whatever.
Yeah, we did. That's fine, though, whatever.
Yeah, last night. I've tried to avoid that. Last night reaffirmed why you will never get me at one of those men's retreats.
Yeah, last night. I've tried to avoid that. Last night reaffirmed why you will never get me at one of those men's retreats.
Okay, time out.
Okay, time out.
Yeah. Group sleep. I don't thrive in group sleep setting.
Yeah. Group sleep. I don't thrive in group sleep setting.
Yeah. And mine is Brittany, but she's even optional sometimes. I'm like, she get them restless legs. Get the thrashing, buddy. Optional. Yeah. Does she kick you? Huh? Does she kick you? Oh, yeah. Sometimes I kick back, too.
Yeah. And mine is Brittany, but she's even optional sometimes. I'm like, she get them restless legs. Get the thrashing, buddy. Optional. Yeah. Does she kick you? Huh? Does she kick you? Oh, yeah. Sometimes I kick back, too.
He only had but one nostril, so that don't work.
He only had but one nostril, so that don't work.
The only man that sounds like he's drunk that don't drink. Jace hung out with that one the other day on the phone. He said, you always sound drunk, but you don't drink. He said, hey, I am drunk on life, buddy. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
The only man that sounds like he's drunk that don't drink. Jace hung out with that one the other day on the phone. He said, you always sound drunk, but you don't drink. He said, hey, I am drunk on life, buddy. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
Well, I rolled in. So we were all staying. Let's set the scene for the people listening. We all went down to Honey Break last night. If you've never heard of it, look it up. It's a duck hunting place down in Jonesville, Louisiana. Really nice. I mean, one of the nicest places you'll ever visit.
Well, I rolled in. So we were all staying. Let's set the scene for the people listening. We all went down to Honey Break last night. If you've never heard of it, look it up. It's a duck hunting place down in Jonesville, Louisiana. Really nice. I mean, one of the nicest places you'll ever visit.
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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I don't even know what it was. Yeah, me neither.
I don't even know what it was. Yeah, me neither.
Toothpick left the chat, boys.
Toothpick left the chat, boys.
I did a picture of Si with a dead deer.
I did a picture of Si with a dead deer.
All the things.
All the things.
He was.
He was.
Just so we're clear, that little ruffle of fur right there is an exit wound.
Just so we're clear, that little ruffle of fur right there is an exit wound.
No, pick up, go up, go up, right there.
No, pick up, go up, go up, right there.
Yeah. But I let the boys go to bed, then I took Brittany out to dinner. Then I come down. So I got down about 11 o'clock.
Yeah. But I let the boys go to bed, then I took Brittany out to dinner. Then I come down. So I got down about 11 o'clock.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's funny.
The competition is real.
That's awesome.
That'll happen on Willie.
I love it.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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Harvester, baby.
His grandpa was a farmer.
I got so excited when I saw this.
No, stop it. What? I've been through a lot, and I haven't been able to watch it. So just quit talking right now.
Oh, okay.
You should. It's a Graham show. No, I'm good.
Oh, we're about to go down. Oh, you're anti-pets.
Why? Expound. Get blasted.
He's not a pet turtle. I had four pet turtles. Do you know what I named them? I feel like this is a Ninja Turtle thing.
Very much so. But you couldn't really tell them apart. I should have painted them... orange red blue anyways my mom uh bought me a nintendo game to get rid of them because they smell yeah turtle steak yeah so i had them for like a month she was like i will what do we got to do here you put them in an aquarium Yeah, then I put them in the pond.
I found the turtles, I think. Uh-oh.
I removed the turtles from their habitat, kept them for a while, stunk up the house, was offered. Jan's a barterer.
It's a combine. And a Millennium Falcon. And a Millennium Falcon. Hunter, I'm going to put this together and have the time of my life. You should get Stone the same thing for his birthday. Legos are for kids. I do like Legos. And this one does look too advanced for Carter. Hey, look, Hunter didn't even.
You know what craps a lot? Goldfish. Goldfish.
I cleaned out that nasty goldfish tank yesterday. It was worse than ever. That's what I'm talking about.
No, that's way worse.
Does it live indoors?
What's its name?
What is happening?
I don't want your dog. You want your dog. Don't bring your dog into my territory. That's all I'm saying.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be annoying.
No, that's.
I'll throw him on you then.
That is the most accurate statement I've ever heard. Really? If you have bad boots on, it's impossible to have a good time. That's right. You can't have a good time.
If y'all want to sponsor, cool, but y'all stink.
That's because they're all handcrafted.
I'm going to put this Millennium Falcon together today. And they brought me Coke Zero.
Thank you.
I don't know what this is. This is bad. Okay. There's coconut in this. Uh-oh, coconut. It's a coconut.
I thought it looked like a lime.
Yeah, Viking?
That's your cats, bro.
I hope so.
I legitimately don't know what's in this.
You almost did an impression and decided you didn't want to. And that was my favorite part of my birthday so far.
Pickle juice?
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What is... I thought this was nice. Y'all playing jokes. Hey. No, that's legitimately a pickle inside that one. Nailed that one. There's people that enjoy pickled... And I think there's rum in this one. Oh, it's rum in this one.
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That's a standard rig.
A standard rig. We got pickles, standard rig, and I don't... And then like strawberry daiquiri? I tasted the lime, but there's... It's got to be coconut.
Like any person would while playing Xbox.
At all.
Oh, are we rolling?
Coconut.
Yeah, I can't. I don't have anything.
I have shot a gun indoors, but it was here to test out the. The fact that this place was fun. We were testing out security, so we shot holes in the roof to see if security would show up, and they didn't.
I didn't know Sonic was getting in on our tradition.
I mean, there's ways to look at it. Anyway. This is why I stay in the same, like, two-mile radius. Okay.
I got gas the other day.
I got gas the other day. I got this new app and it gets you cheap gas at the place right beside where I work. Oh. And then I was like, so now it's keeping up with every time I get gas. Four weeks. Four weeks.
I get gas every four weeks.
My metamorphosis into Big Dave is almost complete.
You just got to get you a boat next. Yeah, I just need a bigger boat. And I'm not quite to the point where I'm going to tell somebody exactly how I feel. I haven't quite reached that point yet.
which is really good well that's because i was just that phase with him well i was his child not only that that's because you don't work for your in-laws no more anyways i think that kind of probably fueled it a little bit yeah hunter we need to talk about hunter by the way now that we're it's my birthday so i'm gonna steer this conversation take it he gave me a gift so we couldn't make fun of him but now we can because that time has passed hunter are you okay
Hunter had major medical procedures. I don't know about major.
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. I'm about to say something super weird.
Is this on the menu, the pickle? Make it real dirty. Beth's walking to a mic. We're finally going to get to talk to Beth. Okay, Beth.
Oh, this is better. Why did you put... You should have had underwear on.
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
It's because you don't take any vitamins. Huh.
I'm just saying, there's a new medical mystery about you every time I come in this room.
Oh, it was magical.
Well, so I hadn't seen Hunter in a week, and he texted me to check in on me. He's like, hey, man, praying for your family. And, you know, everybody always trying to help out, and all anybody can do is, like, bring food. But I'm like, my kitchen's fine, y'all. Yeah, we good. Quit bringing me food. You can bring me a refrigerator, though.
I have a pickle jar in this. This is mainly pickle juice. Pickle juice, boy.
And Hunter said. That's what broke the refrigerator, all the food. Hunter said, let me know if I can do anything, as long as it doesn't involve lifting anything over five pounds.
I got to giggling. I said, Hunter, go come help me move. No, he ain't helping me do anything. And then I said, you can't lift because I can only lift emotions right now.
Yeah, you got to pay for a tux, and then they give you like a pocket knife as a thank you.
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Summer Knight, the mother of- The mother of old Talladega Knight.
But before... No, it's super weird. Go ahead.
She has proven- Well, we don't have a birth certificate, but she sent a bunch of family photos. Okay. So now we finally get this. That guy's daughter is totally named Talladega Knight. Like, I'm not doubting that. Okay, well, the guy in the middle? I think he's the one on the left. There's Talladega herself.
Yeah.
Anyway, hey, I'm proud to know these people. And I'm proud to be in their corner. They named their daughter. We were talking about, and you're here. You kind of started the whole discussion.
Different names. And she wins. no talladega night that is their kid's name and just bravo most awesome thing i have ever heard in my life but haven't you just typecast that girl for the rest of her life oh don't matter no dude that's cool man why did you see the family photos she was typecast second she was conceived son because if you ain't first you're last i mean so was i so were you it
So is he. He's shooting floorboards. They're all typecast. Might as well get your name on it, too. Talladega. Look at Hunter. One day he's going to be dressing his full-grown child that has random illnesses.
No, let him have it for a drink.
I'm just saying, the apple don't fall far from the tree.
That is awesome.
I don't think anybody's going to beat... I just like, she, she just, Oh, what's up for that?
Oh, you look like one of the apostles from the chosen.
It can. Man, it feels like, I feel special.
Man, happy ninth birthday, bro.
That's tight. You're only as old as you feel, right? I am a child. I will say, this was the first wrap gift because my other gift, this is the age I'm at and the week I'm having. My refrigerator went out, so my mom, she's like, what can I get you for your birthday? And I said, just some Lowe's gift cards to just take the ease of having to buy a new refrigerator off.
Psalm 37, 4. Take the light in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart.
You know what's way cooler than a refrigerator? What? The Millennium Falcon.
My mom will bug the fire out of you. What do you think your kids got you? I can't say it yet. I know what they got me because I paid for it.
That that's where we might be going to the happiest place on earth again this year.
No, no. That was way too expensive.
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No, we're going with Allison's parents this summer. That was what we decided to do this summer. Oh, okay.
And I hope they don't... Well, I think we were telling them before this airs, but... And I also got Ben's a gift and Carter for grades this year. I didn't know how good they were, but they had Nintendo Switch 2 coming out, so that's coming in the mail sometime soon.
She didn't make her grades.
I'm just kidding. For real? Lottie's whole life is fine. She good. She good.
You know what I mean? That's for you, not for them.
They won't.
Well, that happened last year.
Yeah, they ain't identical.
No, God, no.
I did it. I finally did it.
I told my yard guy just level it all to the root. Oh, starting over? We're starting over at the Owen household. There's bushes. There's sticks now.
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Hunter is the first person to give me a birthday present at all. Hunter is the only person that has wrapped something in wrapping paper, and you can tell he's the one that wrapped it.
But with the help of the good people at Fast Growing Trees, we're alive and we're thriving. And it's great. Yeah. And she don't have a green thumb. She's got a black thumb. We don't have that yard looking...
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As a kid who grew up in a queen-size bed and a little bit spoiled, a little bit, time out, son. I mean, I'm just saying. There's a middle road somewhere that me and you can meet at, but... I don't see anything wrong with kids sharing a room. You gotta share a room when you get married. Might as well get used to it.
I ain't never had a brother.
That's it.
Okay. Yeah, Carter and Ben sharing a room forever. You want your own room? Go buy it. Rent it one month at a time, kids. This is my house. Oh, good grief. Oh, boy. Well, they're going to move out like a year later. I ain't changing that.
Are you saying another baby coming after this one?
Hopefully she'll be like your wife. No, I think she would be.
Y'all are terrible. Is this from you, Hunter?
The tractor, Hunter texted me, my Lego set was blocking the view of our beautiful host site.
I put it there.
I got nowhere to be, boys, and I got these waders on. Let's roll. I already got them on. Yeah, I already got them, so let's roll. No, that's awesome, man. That's a cool thing. That's a cool moment when you work on somebody and all that thing is then finally you see it. So men's retreat got another one. I still ain't going.
That's the whole spiel. Yeah, that's good. That's it. I'm glad, man. I think they're very worthy. Oh, yeah, I do. I think they're awesome. I'm glad that y'all do them. I'm very thankful that y'all do that.
I ain't much on retreating. I got the armor of God on. Let's fight, boys. You want to fight? Let's fight. Hey, one thing, you ain't good. Yeah. Well, that's how you get everybody, right? You feed them good, then you get them all relaxed, and then next thing you know. But, hey, I think they are great. It's not a camp out kind of feller.
Air conditioning. Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
Oh, buddy.
Yeah. Which is your mother-in-law's deal.
It looks good. She always brings home leftovers. I don't ever eat it.
Secret to weight loss right there. Just stop everything you like. Don't eat that no more. That's out.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
No, that's part of it.
I've been doing that for years.
I always look over to make sure God wants blue lights on before I go to bed.
Yeah, see.
I agree. And I'm glad. I'm thankful.
Oh, I get caught in them all the time. That's why I go fishing. That's why. Sitting in a deer stand. The deer stand.
Busted water lines. Got to spray down his bunk with Pesty. Yeah. Hey, that stuff works. I know. That's what I'm talking about. And it's that time.
Go ahead.
Nope.
Gorilla. Ah. Gorilla. You ain't ever going to get 100 men on the same page.
If they're not going to be. Because one of them is going to think he knows how to do it better. So he's going to lead a little sidebar over here of what to do. Well, they're going to get snuffed out by the gorilla.
And then you're going to have some that like to retreat. You ain't going to have many stand and fight guys. Not for long. Yeah, he knocked about three of them out.
Yeah, there's going to be a real aha moment come right there. A few tough ones in the beginning, but after that, no.
Boy, ain't that the truth.
Yeah, so you're pushing people in front of you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then you start playing Survivor. Self-preservation is real. That's right. I don't think so.
Oh, it's Cecilio's birthday. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the last week of April, for whatever reason... What was going on nine months ago? A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate roughly 40 weeks prior to this.
Now, who was bored enough to sit there and think of this equation?
Oh, okay.
Oh, recreational, if you will. Yeah. Okay. There you go.
Well, yeah, if you got 100 Navy SEALs, okay. Yeah. But you're not.
I'm sure there's more than that by the time you do.
Then you got people in there assigning jobs. That's what I'm saying.
The humans can't even get along good enough to love each other. You think they're going to fight with each other to whoop a gorilla? No, they're going to be throwing people out in front of him. Here, have him, have him. But then you're dead. Yeah, but you're last. Well, maybe he's wore out by then. Yeah, maybe he's tired.
He'll go to sleep, and then what? You still just got to wait for him to wake up. We ain't waiting. Let's get this over with. That's where we're going to get him.
Not a chance. That gorilla break him in half, he try to grab his leg.
Yeah. Ain't happening. And you ain't going to get your arms around his neck. A gorilla. I'm just guessing. I ain't ever touched a gorilla, but looking at him, I don't know that you can choke him.
Yeah. Hey, get off.
Marcus Luttrell knows them.
yeah yeah he knows the right oh yeah they would sit together though they would they'd have a plan you would have to have a brotherhood that is as tight as ticks which is somebody like the seals or rangers some special forces group ring beret that all believe that they're fighting for their brother right beside them yeah and that their brother's fighting for them as well they could do it yeah i believe that but
Us normies are out. Just 100 humans? No. First one that gets knocked out, you're finding a way out of there. The mission then becomes escape.
Well, let me tell you. Well, they escape all the time. They climb up to the top and then come out.
You know that's true. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know.
Yeah. Seems like an easy answer to me. I don't know why there's much debate on it.
They're all crowding 60 now. What are they going to do? Yeah. What are they going to do? Shaq going to give him a dadgum Papa John's pizza? Try to put him in a food coma? But yeah, no. Are you kidding? Professional athletes?
Like they're not some of the most self-consumed people that exist.
I mean, really, but they've been taught to be that way. Yeah. Especially now in the world of contracts and getting paid, like they are not, you know, I don't think there's a lot of Peyton's left.
I got a couple more buddies, too, that their wives' birthdays this week. I just wonder why we marry all these Tauruses. If you go back and look at the horoscope. They wild, man. Oh, they wild.
Manning. Manningfeller.
Well, he got paid, but I'm saying.
Yeah, for the most part, he kept his core group together. That's true. For restructuring and all kinds of things. Now it's get paid. I mean, even seeing college sports now. Them boys are like, I'm out, bro. I'm out.
Yeah, the college sports has got to be completely redone. Them boys, the NCAA fouled it up again.
A hundred percent. You know why? Because he was on the receiving end of the mega million dollar contract. He knew what was about to happen. He did. When you gave kids that.
Because his 70 year old self was getting that. So he knew.
With a gorilla? No.
I would not have a penny of it.
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
Me and Goblin would then be, it may just be fish with Goblin and Martin. I may just have to, you know, we linked to each other. Get another boat. You can book either one of us. Like that's what at this point.
But at 18, God, bad deal.
Because you're so selfish. But there are some of them that are doing well, the young guys that are doing well, because they have the right leadership behind, which I say, I say that at 18, that's unsupervised, which my mother would have never let me been. So I'd probably have 17 IRAs and some CDs. Wow.
But I'd have bought a bass boat.
I'd have went and paid cash for something with a 250 on it.
Most of the places I've been, it's you on the cranky motor to get off the trailer and onto the trailer. I put the trolling motor in.
He showed up a little early.
No. He just does it when he likes to. When I'm by myself.
62.
And he knows if it makes you mildly uncomfortable, he'll look over there at you before he does it. It's fun.
Which fits his personality.
He's always ahead of the scene.
Was he in the front seat? No.
You can even tell Paula. She ain't got to make me a sandwich.
Give her the night off.
But it ain't retirement. I don't know why everybody says you're retired. Because you're having the time of your life.
I still feel like that every time something stretches my strength. I know. It just makes me smile. I think that's what you work your whole life for, right? Is to then bet on yourself at some point.
Bet on yourself, do what you want to do. I love it. You know? Yeah. Heck yeah. I'm happy for you. I just wish I saw you more, but... That's right.
Let him go up there, man.
Well, me and Galvin fish different places. He fishes in big ponds and I fish a little pond. So... I like cypress trees and shallow water. And... what God went through and you, you gotta be comfortable with being out in the middle of the pond.
Then you got to deal with wakeboarders and skiers and all them people, jet skiers. That's when you go from 6 to 12 and be gone. Yeah, you get out of there. Or you go at like 7 in the evening and fish for an hour and a half.
Huh?
I don't think so.
Who?
Shelly. Ain't got a last name?
My cousin did a big ancestry thing long ago to find out our great-great-great-grandparents or something like that.
Slide it up there. Let's look at the tree. well you don't have any oh it don't have many justin martin got that blocked off one percent shared dna on the parent percent what other side is there what are you talking about we're all one percent i don't know man we're all one percent do you think you could be related to somebody yeah like we all go back to noah so we all one percent related
Yeah, I think it's okay.
Right.
Oh, Lord. No. Oh, man. We on it.
I haven't heard this. Because I got a good story about that nutcase anyway.
Plus, Carter would probably be a pretty good DJ, man. It's hot in here. It is hot in here. He is a terrible DJ, but I like you. I had my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back. And it ain't. I was cold with Miss Clara the other day.
I don't care if he hears me. He come into a local business the other day, which I was being a patron of and just made a fool of himself. What? Like, I mean, you'd have thought he was at the synagogue of Jesus flipping over tables. He's very mad.
Good news for him, he's going to be the only one in heaven. So him and Jesus are going to have a lot of time talking. He's the only one.
Well, you may know him. I know you love him. Is his name Justin Martin? He is. Yeah, there's three of us that when you search that name that we come up together. He's one. I'm the other one. And then there's this guy that does that weird, it's like weird, I don't want to call it techno music. What do you call it? Stuff got a lot of bass on it.
dubstep there you go dubstep stuff like rave type type stuff and uh there's three because i always get tagged in his stuff i guess whoever's promoting these things i'll go on there and just type in at justin martin on facebook and apparently i must come up before him so it's like hey come rave with justin martin i'm like i mean you could like y'all you can do it i could go i guess i don't know nothing about oh this guy's an actor
Or an actor.
And he's 30 years old. I'm sure he's cool, man.
Hey, there you go.
What is it?
It happens. But no, that... So what's funny... He's been in some movies. So what's funny about that is I got a buddy, really good buddy, Godwin knows him. And every time somebody goes on Wikipedia and updates it to my actual picture, he goes back and changes it to that one. You know who I'm talking about, Galvin. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to say his name either, but Galvin knows me.
He's one of my fishing buddies here. Well, he's actually my childhood best friend who has, for somebody who's got two kids, he got a lot of time on his hands because he's making stuff and sending it all the time. I don't know. Let's just say I see them from time to time too. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Well, it's not consistent. Like, it's just... It's incredibly inconsistent. But, no, yeah, it was, we went to Iron Cactus last night. Mom kept the boys.
He's got a lot of time on his hands somehow, but he works remote now, so he works from home, so I guess when he's logged in and gets bored or on calls or something. But he does. He checks it every so often, and somebody will change it back to me, and then he'll change it back to that guy.
Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, that is why that comes up there, and Like I care. I mean, I don't.
He says so. He's 5'8". He's 10 years younger than me. Uh-huh. He has no facial hair and he's, yeah, he's thin.
Yeah. Yeah. It's that too.
Yeah. Johnny D got somewhere. I've never done that. Johnny D got like a child molester or something that shares his name. Let's not go into details. Well, I mean, I don't know if it's that, but he's registered. Right. Well, no, he's in jail. Okay, yeah.
Is he from here? Hey. Yeah. Get him going on that retreat, big dog.
Oh, did? Mm-hmm. Because we can't go tonight because she plays piano at church.
Wrong guy.
Yeah, not me, pal.
No. You didn't? No, I just got, well, I got them frachos because I got to, because that's the.
This is actually fun. Google John Goblin.
I just want to see.
Because, you know, when you just Google people's names, and then you go to images, you see if there's any other images tagged as John Goblin. This is going to be fun. Goblin pretty much got a lock on John Goblin. He's the only famous John Goblin. He's the only one with a following. Good for you, Goblin. What about Philip McMillan? Yeah, right. I don't think so. This could be fun.
Hunter, we're coming for you.
Is it a mugshot, please?
You got it? I got it on, baby. Got it on, baby. That's to make sure you don't get nauseous over there.
He's wearing his relief band. I feel great. You know, look, there's a lot of people in this world, and I've ridden on things with them, whether it be a fishing boat or an airplane, that get motion sickness. That guy right there, game changer.
Yeah, look, if y'all own a restaurant. Franchos? No, time out. If y'all own a restaurant out here.
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This could be good.
Yeah. Yeah, that tracks.
I figured there would be. None as famous as you guys. Oh, man, you're getting there. If you'd ever put a camera on yourself.
Hunter, we got any voicemails or anything we want to... Voicemail. We got anything new we want to listen to?
The other John David Owens at least fall into page like three of Google. Oh, man. Hunter? Yeah, what you got? Tee it up.
That's it.
yeah summer if your kids got the personality of you can y'all come here yeah you're invited because do you have any idea how much i would love to have somebody sit beside me in this chair named talladega night yeah you are talladega night you and your mom are officially invited what's her phone number i wonder which one of them thought of that mom or dad
I just raced at Talladega. Can we call her? Can you see her wedding day, man? Please call her. Talladega, do you take? Yeah. Talladega, do you take Bristol to be your lawfully wedding? They'll probably have it in the end for you. Oh, Daytona. Oh, my goodness.
Yeah. Kind of.
Not right now.
No, we're like in school hours. The kid's going to be at school.
I just don't like interrupting people's day. I'm a big believer in text message. Summer, this is a duck call. Too young. She said, what's the point? Don't write him letters. I only talk when I'm driving.
That would be fun. Bush Light. That'd be a good one.
Yeah.
Two years ago, so she's four now.
Oh. She got that Band-Aid on that knee. She's on that bicycle right now, son. Yeah.
We got Talladega. We got River.
Hmm. That's loving a brand. Yeah. Sure did. That is loving a brand. He typecast him, but that's fine.
I know.
Yeah, we ate with all the blue hairs. We were there when they unlocked the doors last night.
That's a showstopper.
the only thing wilder in talladega nights is talladega boulevard so if you've ever been there not going yeah you need to be careful going there before you get in there you can buy some organic firewood yeah and beads me and god has been on that boulevard yeah for a short time yeah we say yeah we got this we belong son we walk down there and like yeah no we gotta get out of here Oh, man.
I can't believe that.
There's a lot of Bristol's in this world.
No, only one of them. I've been there. Goblin been there too.
Man, life's going to get wild for that kid at about 16, 17. Yeah, because he's going to want to go fast.
like there was nobody in there we were back home at like six around the parking place oh yeah you got you got the senior special well no there was no discount for being early but um i get the senior discount i used to be all bent out of shape when they'd say that
Didn't they say they named her daughter Talladega Knight? I think so.
I guess the good news is that Summer didn't. Summer's parents didn't do that to her. She married into the night last night. Yeah.
Yeah. So she chose to be Summer Knight.
Run the race.
I have kept my faith. I have run the race.
I thought we were going to go with Jesus leaving the 99 to find the one.
No survivors. All right, we'll see y'all next time. We're out. No, no, hey.
God was getting into character over there.
really you get free tea yeah new we'll be there tonight at about six o'clock at 30 okay well i was trying to let you eat first uh yeah the church starts at six i can't wait to not work till six every day whatever y'all are all doing at five and five thirty sounds magical i'm trying to talk two toddlers into eating something that they just absolutely refuse yesterday that's what i do between hours of five and six
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
Fishing. Fishing? Fishing.
Good.
There you go.
Praise God for that. That's how you know you're living right there.
It hurt my feelings. Brittany keeps telling me she won't go fishing. I said, well, I like that. We got them kids now, man. I don't know what to tell you. Plus, I only fish during the week. I don't fish on weekends. That's rough. Yeah, there's just too many people out there on the weekends.
I take a day, generally one day a week, and go fishing. That's where I'm at. But people don't really like it when we talk about fishing, so we'll move on from that.
Now, Cy will because he'll just leave and go take a nap.
For his birthday? Like a shopping spree at the mall? No, he just heard about them.
His birthday party was karaoke?
What?
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Yeah, he might be at home strumming on his guitar, thinking about making a return after that, you know? I want to watch that and see how she sounds. Oh, she's good. You'll love it, Gobble. I know you. You'll love it. But Si's taking a break. Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the revival.
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Anyway. Let's do a My Cat game?
Should we just start the show and see what happens? All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a Silas podcast. Silas, not Silus, which is his name.
Joker, he must weigh 30 pounds. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man when it's free. There he is, boys. Does he eat them fast?
So he ain't seen him in a while. No, I ain't either.
I noticed he started posting on Facebook again. Or he's at least commenting on my stuff on Facebook again. So I'm like, oh, okay, you're sliding back into the algorithm. I see you, Mountain Dog. Somebody running your stuff understands this now. Okay, I get it.
Well, you knew they'd be there. Well, that's good. I'm glad y'all had a good time. Galvin, I saw you, speaking of social media, I saw you had a pretty cool thing happen since you've been here last, huh? What? With your son-in-law?
Oh, yeah.
So you were John the Baptist in that moment.
Yeah. Hey, good thing he didn't buy you a plane ticket and take you to the Jordan River, right? Yeah, I know.
Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love you. That's pretty witty. You can tell God would spend a lot of time alone. Gavin, today is your bride's birthday, right? Yours too. I know. What'd you get Miss Paula?
That would have been a long commute. Yeah, that would have been a while. What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find. I've seen the photo. I don't know. I saw it via Johanna's Instagram, but Godwin had shared it. That's how I saw it. You found it? I'm going to find it. No, man, that's awesome. That's a big deal. There we go.
Because I know you and Paula prayed over Johanna to find that kind of man, right? So that's cool.
There you go. And it's easier for you, huh? You've lost a little weight. You're a little bit stronger. Yeah.
The water is fine. No, that's awesome, man.
You either walk on in and take control of it, and it's yours, and no one can take it away from you. Or... You suck. You're a bum.
No, no, it ain't no in between. I've had that happen to me about four times when I was out on the road.
I walked out and I took over. And you were the star? And hey, I'm telling you, I took over and if Elvis Presley walked on stage, they would boot him off of it. That's when you know it's right.
No, because I'm three-quarter ham.
Six or seven years? That's always a good time.
I'll be your huckleberry.
You do play the guitar, right?
Well, it's hard to, you know, this Christmas.
Oh, hey.
Got a question for you.
Do you worry about hitting the notes right, or do you just get up there and let her fly?
The reason I ask that, because Jason Robertson's wife, she's a songbird. Yeah. But she worries too much about the notes. I always tell her, I said, hey, would you just one time,
let it rip forget the notes and sing that song with everything you've got some freedom yeah yeah and she won't do it no okay that's choir though choir will get that in your head you know you start singing in french and you really do gotta go note to note or something like you sing in french
Oh, yeah, dude.
No, no, I can't help myself. That's funny.
Oh, I'm ready right now. We ready? You turned 77 yesterday. I turned 77 yesterday. Happy birthday. I've tried what you're doing right now for two years. Playing tunes? Yeah, I had my own band. Yeah, yeah.
I guarantee it.
And with that said, I know I'm just raring to go. And I know the people that listen to this podcast want to hear you sing, darling. Oh. We're going to let her. Oh, yes. Time out.
I mean.
Hey, your version is better than the one I like.
No, I'm serious.
Your voice, okay. There ain't nobody out there got a voice like that.
You're unique in that.
So, yeah.
That was beautiful.
I was waiting for a, I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah, I don't either. But it wasn't that. Yeah, it wasn't that.
I guarantee you, I know what people feel that comes to your show. As soon as you start stringing on that guitar and then your voice comes out.
That was unreal. Most times, most people don't realize how talented they are. Okay. You said something earlier about confidence. If you don't have it, you should.
Because here's the thing. I'm telling you, for the two years that I went on the road, No, I've never heard a voice like that.
I'm 77 years old, okay? This is the first time I've heard that voice.
So, hey, here's my prediction. You're not a star now. You will be.
You sure can.
No, I wouldn't be ashamed to even step out on stage before her.
By the time they're done. Don't go after her.
445.
Here's the thing, Claire. If you do me a big favor, do you sing gospel?
Would you sing a gospel song, another song for me, a gospel song?
No.
You do what you got to do.
Yeah, we'll do that. That'll be how we end it. We normally go out with a prayer, but I would rather that we end with you singing a gospel song.
Well, no, no, because I was wondering, okay, I was going to ask her later, okay? She's 23. Yep.
They live in Rayville. That's a good thing. Yeah. I ain't got nothing against Texas. How'd you find me in Texas?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real Southern. Church camp. That's right. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
Here's my shadows to you.
I don't care what the name is. I just feel like I should say that. I don't care what the name is. Do you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Amen.
Then, hey, you're my brother.
You're my sister.
What?
Here's how good.
Here's how good you are.
I can't even come up with the words to describe your voice. He is shook right now. No, no, I'm serious, okay?
You had your identity stolen? Oh, yeah. When? They got in my, tried to get in my bank account. That's been a minute. Goodness gracious.
How many records have you got out right now?
That is an understatement, sir. You guys, stop. I said, no, no.
Well, I wish I'd have seen the... 24. I think you still can.
Your friend's in it. The other Louisiana guy's in it.
See, that's what I was talking about with the judges. You're talking about a job, tough job.
Well, I couldn't do it.
That's awesome. His name is Simon on The Voice. Yeah, yeah. Simon Cowell? Yeah. Cowell. He wasn't alive when he was doing that. No, no, no.
No, no, because he always amazed me when the guy started to sing a song. He got shook up, okay, and he was horrible. Horrible. The guy that was singing? Yeah, and Simon said, wait a minute. He said, hey, take a break. He said, take a break. He said, have you got any other song that you can sing me? And he said, I don't want the instrument. He said, leave your guitar back in the back.
I want you to walk out here in front of me and sing. Yeah. And he was horrible now. Even the second time? Well, no, no. Well, Simon had told him. He said, hey. He said, all it is is you got the jitters. Yeah. He said, go backstage. I got the jitters. Get me another song, okay? And then we'll bring you back out later. So he comes back out, no instruments, no music. And a cappella, another song.
And just blew the crowd away. Really? Blew them away. That's why that guy, he knows music. He knows singing. Okay. Sir.
That's why I'm saying. And all them One Direction kids.
I just can't picture you being 25th.
Which is an accomplishment. Don't get me wrong, but I'm just saying.
No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's what happens, okay? She's good. I can't let her and Brittany hang out. They usually weed them out if they don't get that far because they ain't talented.
Okay, because somebody's been lying to this child or this man or this female, telling them they can actually sing, and they can't.
Yeah, it does, but the thing about it is, you're letting somebody fix it, let somebody break his heart or her heart.
Because you've been lying to them, and then when they get out in front of somebody, a crowd, They get booed, well, good grief. You didn't do them no favor. I've never been booed, but I don't think I would take it well.
You need to be real about it, okay? They're not little angels, okay? They're kids. Hold on.
Hey, do you play an instrument?
Who have you met in the music business so far?
And now you got to sing for them.
Guess what the name of them was. You'll never guess. The Swampers. Uncle Si and his psychotics.
Yeah. Some of the musicians don't, they're great. They didn't handle it right. They forgot where they came from. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's his whole life. It ain't just, you know, he lives music. Okay. He lives it on the stage.
All right, y'all bow. Father, we lift Zane and Claire up to you. They're fixing to be on the road for a long time, Father. Give them perseverance. Keep them safe. Protect them from the evil one. And, Father, most of all, bless them with her endeavors, okay? Because I know you heard it too. She's got a very, very, very unique voice. And she loves what she does.
But take care of both of them, Father. Give them all the blessings of life. Keep them safe. Bless them in their endeavors. And we thank you for all the blessings you've bestowed upon all of us. And we ask this through our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.
Yeah.
Yeah, because we was all nuts.
And you probably know that one of the ladies that was in my band, Bridget Tatum, she wrote Jason Zaldin, number one hit.
Where's this sound about Bear Bryant?
I should say as many times as I can. Roll tide, baby.
The biggest store on the road. It is. When I go to Arkansas, I'm always looking for ducks and geese in the fields.
It gets worse. She lives on the bad side of town.
Nope. Tennessee.
Tennessee girl.
I'm a Moonlight guy. Hey, look. He's a fluffy cloud, fella. You just take a test, and then you get a mattress shipped to your door.
Okay, that fits you only. How much easier is that?
I was where the Honky Tonk angels are.
That's awesome.
She's starting right? She's starting out right. She's young. Oh. It's a young person's game. How old were you when you started? 65. Okay. That's the reason my record label didn't do nothing for me.
AARP? Oh, I ain't gonna worry about it.
I ain't even gonna mention it.
Hey, no, no. You gotta love what she's doing. Oh, I love it. I respect it.
She plays all by ear. That's why I said it's God's gift. Because I've met people, okay, that can't read music, don't know what a note is, whatever, and they can listen to the longest song there is, okay, eight, ten minutes, pick up a guitar and play it lick for lick.
Okay?
People don't realize when a person walks out, the front man or the star, that walks out and starts singing and playing, they have no idea what's all going through that man or lady's mind. Okay. Okay, because there's more going on. What used to go through yours? Oh, hey. Oh, let's. No, hey. I literally had to tell myself, do not look at the women in the crowd.
Oh, no. Oh, no. I had to tell myself because I, one night, walked out on stage and this gorgeous woman... Locked eyes with me.
Yeah. Look, the band starts playing. I'm supposed to be singing. And all I could say was, it's that woman's fault right there. You said that on stage? I did it. Yes, sir. You got to let the people know what's going on. Because me and her locked eyes. And I said, boys. I said, after that, what is my name?
Hold on.
We're in here right now. Yeah. Hold on. Hey. Yo, you got to know when the band's going to play, when they're coming in to sing. Yo, then when the change and all. No. No.
Hustling. See, that's what she's fixing to do. That's what she is doing. She started doing that six years ago. She's already said some words about, oh, I'll get up at 3 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sometimes you don't even quit until after 3 a.m. It's like duck hunting.
So when you're in the groove and it's going right, hey, you just keep on going. It's easy.
I like the way Bridget described it. When a person walks on stage, you've got a 50-yard square. That you can either, you're the king of it, or you're a washed up bum.
Remember last time we had him and three people got mad at us because they didn't know who he was?
I think a fan sent them to us.
Well, hey, I thought you did. And we appreciate them, and Si wears them the most.
Yeah.
Si's got a couple.
I've got Willie Old, Willie New, and Willie New New in my phone. Yeah.
It's on a sock. I found it. The show's not in April, so thanks for the fake invite. I really appreciate it. It's May 10th. Oh, come on. We were about to just all load up and head to Shreveport. I'm going a lot of places.
we did duck commander it was the duck commander 500 it was yeah never never buy the john chris 500 because they don't say that on tv unless yeah and they even had they had had a lady make me a that was the duck commander 500 for three years yo wow we thought we were a big deal for a couple days oh hey we was you didn't uh did you get to do it on like sunday
Because NASCAR drivers can't drive in the rain.
I can tell you that much.
Well, I just got sad. Yeah. That's why I sell worms now. Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
There's been many. Yeah. And they're all landlines.
Those don't work for me anyway.
Si doesn't work.
Internship at Duck Commander?
Willie's career, it's weird because now he's just watching his daughter work. Like how most people watch a kid play Little League. He's just watching Sadie do it.
I did go to Angola with Willie recently.
Willie's just trying to stay out of jail by going to jail.
That's the new show, I guess. Yeah.
Are you about to say on the market?
You didn't have to not make him beautiful. Yeah, he was probably.
You can't be ugly and be married to Donnie.
He would probably just go to Dollywood and not pay and just ride rides and go home. That's what I would have done.
You should have been around in 2015 with this guy. Old women just dropping left and right.
When is it?
Yeah. Garth Brooks, according to artificial intelligence of Google.
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I thought you were saying Phillip for the routine. I was like, that's not a good idea. He will drive you.
Who?
I went to Angola with Lauren, remember? And I was like, hey, she might actually get to sit next to Jesus the whole time we're in heaven.
We're just as weird. I didn't know Theo Vaughn was from here. Oh, he's from Covington. Covington. Makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense. That adds up with everybody I've ever met from Covington.
It just depends on if it would take a weird political turn or not.
I just had people get stupid. I'm sorry. I did that on purpose. Somebody just wrecked a truck.
I just assumed people knew who John Chris was.
Martin, you've heard it before. Yeah, get a free phone. Just come over here, free phone. Yeah, sign a contract. It's like there's people in alleys just trying to give you a free phone, but everybody's trying to sucker you into a free phone from big wireless. It comes with a lot of fine print, Martin. Does it?
They're requiring you to sign up for four lines, plus activation fees, plus this, plus that. Next thing you know.
That free phone ain't free.
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We've watched you do it. Yeah. We're not doing it here. Oh, yeah.
No, I'm saying I'm not showing you mine so you can roast it. I'll copycat.
My Instagram's weird, man.
Mine's Willie, people jump roping, and people fishing. I'm the only guy with that one.
He's got a thing.
What do you think? Oh, my goodness.
How's it going? Good to see you.
These are the other stars of our show.
He was like, pick me up, but now I'm angry that you did. What's up, brother? Look, hit it, hit it. Knock it down. Knock it down.
alex from ohio all right emails in you're from ohio ish family is land yep was wondering what that sound or smell is that brings back your best and worst memories oh man i don't i don't know why i thought i didn't know what that would be oh but yeah we're kind of a paper mill town yeah where did you smell us when you arrived
Were you at the airport? Yeah. Yeah, it was more about guns. Oh, that makes sense.
I do have something we need to talk about. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's damp.
Around Bossier. We're in.
I haven't been in an airport in a long time.
Did you know we have a zoo here in Monroe, John?
We do. It's very nice, very fancy. Martin, have you ever heard this? I was telling some people every once in a while we've made fun of our zoo here on this podcast, which isn't nice and we shouldn't do it. Yeah, well, it tries. But then I was sent an article by a friend of mine that said, no, you need to read this on the podcast and you need to take your kids to the zoo.
Si will open for you.
A pack of dogs killed four animals at the Louisiana Purchase Gardens and Zoo in Monroe.
Five dogs entered the zoo Thursday morning around 8 a.m. Employees shot and killed two of the dogs as they were attacking the animals. Three antelope and one guanaco, similar to a llama, were killed. Monroe police believe the dogs were pit bulls and had escaped from a home. The zoo is working to find the weak spots in their fence and secure the perimeter. Welcome to Monroe, John.
They're killing the dogs. No, the dogs are killing the zoo animals.
No, the dogs got into the zoo.
No, they're just regular dogs.
The dogs got into it. If dogs can get in, why can't the lions get out?
But the dogs got into the zoo and killed a couple of antelopes and guanacos.
I got a couple nasty emails saying, well, y'all didn't even introduce your guest. How are we supposed to know who he is? And I was like, turn on your phone. Open Instagram.
I'd never heard this story. I hadn't either. Somebody was telling me about it last night because I was telling him how there's a black panther at our zoo.
Hold on. We get a whole section. But last time we didn't introduce him and some of our fans got mad.
Yeah.
There's a reason them antelopes couldn't get away from some dogs. They were not at the top of the antelope chain. What'd you get? We're going to get in trouble by our own town.
The one cool animal we had was an elephant, and they shipped it off to Nashville.
No, the dogs.
No, they were pit bulls. They were just friendly neighborhood pit bulls. Yeah. Leash laws, man.
But I've decided to list off some of his great accomplishments according to Wikipedia.
Yeah.
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with everything you need to get started on your AG1 journey. So make sure to check out drinkag1.com slash duck to claim this special offer. That's drinkag1.com slash duck. I texted Allison, by the way, May 10th. She said, what is May 10th? I said, John Chris in Shreveport. Her response was, ah, I'll go.
She doesn't think stand-up comedy's funny.
You can take that down.
My wife.
She doesn't think I'm funny, which, you know, give or take.
You're loud. Anyways, we tried to watch, who was it? Oh, Bergazzi, and she never laughed.
No.
We turned it off 25 minutes in because she was like, let's watch something else.
I'm bringing you the toughest pick you've ever had.
On your sourdough references. Bring back the Enneagram stuff. Actually, she'll be offended by that.
She sent me something the other day, and I was like, eh, it's not that funny.
Yeah, so she's got a good sense of humor.
Yeah, everybody was laughing except the Democrats. Allison's the Democrat of the stand-up comedy world. Not laughing.
I didn't know you could say it that many times in a row.
Yeah.
Yeah, I ain't no glove now. No. Gloves. And he got his first performance at a Chili's.
Yeah. When the Jews bring Jesus to Dallas, it always works out. I know.
So many countries in that country. Man. You go to Squirty Palace?
You didn't even go to Buc-ee's?
Do you know how brave you have to be to do stand-up comedy in front of people drinking Chili's margaritas?
You're our guy.
That is. You're a county fair kind of fella. Yeah.
Yeah.
You been there? Spokane?
Blue is surrounded by purple.
John Luke, and Godwin. There was too many. Remember when you said who they should have kicked out? We needed to get rid of about eight of them.
It was an eight-person meet and greet. It really went well.
Checks out.
Yeah, we end with a Bible verse.
I got you.
Hebrews 12, 2, looking to Jesus, the founder and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God. No matter how great the American flag is, which it is, and we love it, the cross is even better. Amen. Because I know we got a bunch of Irish people and Canadians and all that listening.
Look at the cross first, then them star spangled banner next.
Oh, thanks.
May 10th. We'll see y'all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Fritos dips.
We went to Chili's for the first time in-
We're going to Chili's. How well is this pod doing? Pretty good. After that, we were going to a minor league hockey game. That's how good we're doing. That's a night. Which he's a sponsor of. I'm on the ice, my friend. Oh, yeah. So we... We're walking into Chili's. There's tables open everywhere. And I'm like, yep, I'm about to live like a king again. Oh, yeah.
But Chili's, they don't do anything because it was an hour and 45 minute wait.
Oh, no, that's the salsa cat robot. That's a little place we call the hat.
Chili's had an hour and 45-minute wait, and I've never been ashamed to be from West Monroe until that moment. I was like, are we really? Are there people waiting an hour and a half?
Catch him at the whatever, Strand Theater in April sometime in Chicago.
At the gas station by my house, they sell them way cheaper. For $3.50.
Then I went next door to Outback, and they said 15 minutes, and I looked the girl in the eyes and said, no.
No, not even close.
I hope you've been waiting 78 years for that one, big dog.
He's been on oxygen ever since. Well, I got into my yard, and that stupid what's-his-face cut my tree down.
Every one of them passes my house before they go through their gate, so I don't want stuff in my yard.
I don't have it there.
I'm like Trump. And I've studied, too. He's Trump. Willie's Elon Musk. And Corey's J.D. Vance. J.D.
Jace. We're going around chopping wood in the neighborhood.
Jace is for sure RFK.
You think he's in shape, but then he takes his shirt off and you're not sure anymore?
Oh, I don't like a lot of kids. You don't have kids yet. No, I don't have a kid. Oh, no, you'll get that soon.
There's a couple kids, and my kids are around.
No, I don't like them either.
My kid made a whole announcement to the entire library at school that his uncle Si was in the Vietnam War.
I got another picture of him at school today. We purposely don't send him with money because, you know, he likes to eat a lot. And so then my sister who works out there sent a picture of him holding chips. I was like, where did he get those? Vending machine. How did he get it? He found the middle school like break. I don't know how he got out of his class.
Went up to all of them and said, hey, I need a dollar. Until he found a girl that would give him a dollar. I was like, he is a politician.
He's either going to run a nonprofit.
How did he get in? I don't know what he did after that.
Hey, that's one of the things that Trump's working on. Better showers in the motels instead of just a little trickle.
I'm just curious. Yes, they do. They get Redwood in California are gigantic.
Hey, look. They cut a hole through one of them that you could drive a pickup through, son.
That's a big one. Hey, look, the blind on B break up there, we'll fish in Moss Lake. Hey, I think it was like 75 yards where we had the blind and the top of it. Hey, a mallard duck could light in the decoys directly under you. And with a three-and-a-half-inch Magnum 12 gauge with twos in it, you could shoot him in the back, and he would swim off. You could not kill him. There you go.
But no, we did.
Okay, so, hey, that's how high. Oh, no, Redwood, they got a picture of one somewhere.
And then he lost it. So how'd you lose it? Lose what? The tree. Oh, no. I couldn't find it. It was in backwater. It's out of his bank, way out in the woods. I'm going to give a side. I just accidentally stumbled on it. That's why I keep telling y'all that, hey, I've led an exciting and unique life. No. Because, look, Luder Bottom, I don't know if you've ever been up there.
Oh, I know where Luder is, yeah. I've been all up in it. And when we was in college for the one semester that I was there. I used to roost woodies in there. No, no. Look, we used to wade that. Look, there was just fingers everywhere.
of water that maybe be a foot deep and that wide now they're full of snakes this thing is full of snakes okay and we're bass fishing okay wait you know and just wearing them out about pound and a half biggest we ever caught three i think three pounds the biggest one we ever caught it yeah but there was thousands of them in them little fingers
Oh, no. Yeah.
$51.61.
Yeah, deer were running everywhere, snakes crawling everywhere, fish jumping everywhere. You know, the woods were alive with everything.
Matter of fact, Bill Reddaw.
Yeah, Phillips, he was back in there doing something, and he found one of them big short barrel cannons. W? Yeah. He found a cannon? He found a cannon and the balls, y'all, the steel that you shoot. Y'all? I can't believe I never heard that story. Hey, look, and we wouldn't look for it again because, hey, that thing worth money, big money. Couldn't find it.
Well, no, no, I'm saying, hey, we used to, there was nothing that we didn't want to try. Martin lost his phone.
Phillip.
I'm just asking. Look, Phil and Tommy used to go to Arkansas on Corning Creek, okay, with a P-Roll and paddle as far as it could go and then drag the P-Roll out, you know, when they run out of rudder. And look, somebody would pick them up at a bridge in Louisiana somewhere. I'm serious. There was nothing we wouldn't try.
And I just told them the story about you found that Bunderbuss cannon. You found a cannon? In Looter Bottoms.
We couldn't find it. We went back to look for it.
Yep. Beach Ridge.
Well, no, no. He had told us, look, he had told us that it was a cannon sitting there and a stack of the balls.
Well, I get a lot of the wrong calls. Is Jim there? And I say, no, no, Jim lives here, son. You got the wrong number.
Okay. That's when I'm in robo-killer mode.
Yeah.
Hunter? Well, what can I tell you? You give out the number every time we say that.
That's our phone number.
I know a guy named Earl.
He's looking for his grandson.
He's one part of Avery's family. Ever had some black eyed peas?
That boy's eye or something.
Somebody flew too close to the sun. Somebody's having liver problems.
I know. I got a bunch of... Hey, Earl's wanting some chicken. Yeah, so that's Earl. He's kidding the mountain man. Here's my problem. I'm serious. He's kidding the mountain man.
What's up? You need your chicken by Friday, boys.
I'll take it home for my wife. She likes orange chicken. It was definitely his voicemail.
What's that? Ship them.
No, well, hey, it's a roundabout for crying out loud. What does it have to do with this? Hey, the first time I went up there, it was worse than a three-ring circus. So our town has roundabouts. Hey, it's a roundabout. If ain't nothing coming, just go on around it.
Ship them. Hey, they done done all the research. You don't have to know that. That's exactly right. Look, we're in Zone 8 in Louisiana.
You don't have to drive around looking for nothing. Yeah. All you need is get a catalog and look through there and order what you want. Some call it a website. And then they deliver it, baby.
And get yourself some fast-growing treats, baby.
Are you ready for this?
It is pretty bad, though. You get an ass and just a trickle. You can't even soap up good.
Yo, hey. They sit there looking both ways, and I'm saying. You only got to look one way.
Each year she kept tipping. The first year she was just going to fire. At first she wasn't doing enough to even bother with. Well, she kept raising the price.
Look to your right, dummy. If it ain't that coming, go on through it.
A buggy in. Yeah. Leave that buggy in, boys.
And they look good. And they look good. They feel good. And they fit right.
They didn't fit quite right. Because we ordered wrong. They're made so good that, hey, whatever your foot size is, you get the right size and you just slip it on.
Hey, get you a pair, boys. I don't know why.
What did you do?
Today, you better live fast and high. Because by June, you're gone.
Yeah, that's right. And he's buzzing.
He ain't going nowhere. If you leave the legs on, they take off.
That's exactly what they did with it. They put it in the ground.
I just figured it was a way for egg. Egg transport. Just transform and hide them.
Crawfish is a big deal to do that.
Well, I always liked that part of it because of the color.
I'll work on it as soon as I get up there. I'll open.
Hey, go buy you some crock.
I like that. Hey, look. The other day, Saturday, me and that man and Matt Owens went to visit Phil and Kate. This is an update. I don't know if Jason and I have done an update lately. Okay, we went and visited Phil and Kate. They're doing fine. We appreciate all the prayers that y'all have been saying to the Almighty for them. And then Sunday morning, we actually went over and worshiped with them.
That's awesome. And we done a good lesson, all three of us. So it was good. But they're doing fine for elderly people that feels fixed to be 79 to 24th. Okay, I'm going to be 77 to 27th. Okay. And then Missy's birthday, I think, is in the month of April.
Five or six people in April.
Yeah.
Yeah, the fat little CEO.
I haven't seen him up here in a while. Well, he pray. Entitled. He was once, okay? So, you know, hey. I thought he was semi-retired or something. Yeah, semi-retired. I forgot he's semi-retired.
That's fine. Hey, you know.
I never knew a shush in headphones could be so violent. You don't ever shush them away. Hey, come on. Have a seat.
I was just curious if you had a good place to start. The best part of it was, okay, love your neighbor as yourself. And the best way that you can love them, don't get mad or get angry with them. Love them. And then the Bible says it this way. That way you'll be heaping coals of fire upon their head.
Yeah, your enemies. Love your enemies. You just got to drop those on a higher head. That's unique. When Jesus said, hey, look, you got to love your enemies.
No, that's a tough one. Mm-hmm. But, hey, it was a good lesson. Everybody enjoyed it. You know, Bill was tired, okay? So that was the only thing that I noticed is, yeah, he was tired.
Other than that, but, hey, you know, man, 76 beats 79.
He asked you to bust him out of there? Yeah. That was the first thing he said. Hey, let's go to your house. He said, let's get out of here.
That's why I need to talk to Jason, Al, and Willie, and Jep. Because the best thing they can do for Phil Robertson right now is go by, put him in their truck, drive him down to the lair, put him in a 4x4, and take him to the land for about a couple hours.
Well, no, no. We're about to have to get in a boat. Yeah, but that don't bother Phil.
It don't bother Phil. Okay. He used to step out off his steps and step in the boat and go where he needed to go. So that was one of the prerequisites to his lovely wife. Hey, go find me a place to live on the river. When she was talking, when Kay was talking to the realtor, You know, Kay asked us, said, hey, does it flood here? And the woman, kind of scared the woman.
She said, oh, I'm not going to be, they're not going to buy it. Because I had to tell them the truth. Yes, it does. And Kay said, that's fine. That's what we want. Perfect. Perfect. Let's be on an island. Yeah, that's right. Let's be on an island. To an island down there. But I just thought I would let the fans know, hey, Phil and Kay are doing fine. Yeah. For elderly people.
as good as they can be yeah yeah yeah just keep them in your prayers i mean it's always good i did we do appreciate your prayers and keep them keep it up is your credit bad have we got a deal for you what is it all right it's smart credit Don't ever let it go bad.
No. Oh, my goodness. The only thing I watch in the Masters is I watch it to look at all the beautiful flowers. Okay? Because that's probably the prettiest golf course in the world. Oh, it is. Yeah, with my humble opinion. Okay? Because of the flowers and everything.
That's why I kept telling Stone, hey, you need to get with fast-growing trees and get me some darn fruit trees planted on our property down there. That's right. So you look like the golf course. Well, no, no, I was like, hey, you know, like when I was squirrel hunting in October, guess what gets ripe in October? Musky dimes. Oh.
Okay, and it's nothing better than take your .22 rifle with a scope on it, get in the wood, go find you a tree that's got a muscadine vine on it, pick you a pocket full of them, and then go sit down there under some, you know, dead tree, you know, whenever a squirrel comes out, pop him, drop him, okay, and then I drop you a couple of muscadines in. Come on, wipe it on the neck.
Right, well, hey, yeah. That'll run through. They are tart. Okay. They are tart, but they are good. Oh, Lord. I just described his perfect day. Yeah. No, no. Hey, look, that's what Phil needs, okay? A break from where he's at. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, no, because that's what I told Phil when I was saying it. I said, what have you two outlaws been up to? you're always jumping off the reservation.
You know, I said, hey, I said, that's why it took me so long to come here and visit y'all. I didn't know where y'all were. I said, every time I asked, where were you? Somebody said, no, they ain't there. And I said, well, good grief, where are they at? So I was always, you know, I was too late.
Well, see, Jason, all his kids have forgot. Okay, this is a man that spent 95% of his lifetime in the woods. You know who I ran across?
We've always filmed duck hunting. The one thing I always regretted is when we went to Chenny Lake. and spent about two weeks in high water, back water, finding big logs, cypress logs. And then we took them from Shinney's Lake down the creek all the way to Phil's property.
Well, no, no, because, hey, look. That sounds like way too much work. Phil had sent me over there because he had something he had to do. And, you know, I was looking for more. Well, I got lost on Shinning Lake because I didn't know it. Okay. But I did find a gigantic cypress log that was all, what, 300 feet long? Yeah. And look, it put these tables together, and it would be about big around.
300 feet long? Hey, that thing was slick as a baby's butt. 300 feet? Okay, no limbs. Okay. Huge. You could have cut it in three sections. Beautiful. 100 foot each. And I couldn't find it. When we went back with Phil, I couldn't find it, stupid guy. You lost a football field-sized tree?
Oh, no, but that was a feat, okay?
Oh, no, it was about three football.
No, no, it was about three football lengths.
Longer.
Mm-hmm.
This is the place to do it. Oh, boy.
Oh, never mind.
Well, that beard got some color in it. Look at them shoes.
Root morale. Yeah. I has a particular set of skills.
I just found the picture when I was reeling in that fish he was just talking about.
Right there. Remember that, Si?
I bet it was hot. We had three days of that. We spent two nights out there.
That's the moment he saw the silver flash.
Golf's not really a sport.
Nobody's good at golf. I actually appreciate you saying that. I've never been good at golf.
It's a monumental waste of time and money.
If you have a ton of money you want to waste and you have no time, in other words, you sit at the house all day, don't have a job, whatever, you're retired. Golf is for retired people that don't have nothing to do and don't mind blowing a bunch of money. So that's what it boils down to.
He's cutting the corner.
Look at that. Look at the golf stories. Would you like to commentate on this? This is actual footage of Si's golf swing from about 15 years ago.
There's a lot of power in this golf swing. Okay. As you can see. One-handed. Okay. And blue jeans.
Oh, that's funny right there. I don't know how all that happened.
What else? For salmons.
I wasn't there on the 300-yard drive, but I remember.
Phillip McMillan sent me a picture of them holding up a golf ball. It was three of them. I forgot who the third guy was. They were holding up a golf ball, and everybody was holding up three fingers.
And I said, what does that mean? And he said, Si just hit one 300 yards. Here's the proof. So the proof is a picture with people holding up three fingers.
300. Well, just remember, toothpick was 235.
And he was little.
Well, that swing I just witnessed will not generate a 300-yard drive under any circumstance.
That pond was 250 foot.
That's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf. Oh, yeah.
Golf ain't that.
That never worked for me.
That's why I went fishing.
There's something about it. I would have fits of rage. I'm a pretty calm guy.
I've seen Jeff Robertson break every club in his bag.
Oh, yeah.
You never wanted to get in the car with Jays.
He's the most selfish golfer of all time.
That's a true statement.
At least.
Oh, no. You don't ever get to cart with him. Sometimes you didn't have no choice if he was last. On family vacation, even his sons, they'd get in the cart with me. Yeah. I'm not riding with Dad.
Yeah. Yeah. That's why Phil called him Lone Wolf McQuaid. Yeah. Can't get along with one person.
Every time we bring guests, duck hunting, he always goes scout. Yeah, I'll be back. About 30 minutes, he'll get the daylight flurry.
He'll say, well, I'm going to go scout real quick. I'll be back. And then he'll be back when we get ready to go. And then three hours later, he called me up. Yeah, you need to bring them old boys out. I'm going to go ahead. I'll meet you at the bank. He's on out of here.
Yeah.
Don't throw it. You can keep it.
All right, Si, try it out. Oh, whoa.
I've been hearing that same story since I was a kid.
I would have just took a little bit on that fork.
It don't matter. It's in Harbaugh. It's in Kentucky. Columbia.
You know, that story, those stories, those 400-pound catfish stories, they got a lot in common with them Black Panther stories.
50 is very believable.
50 happens.
Well, how big would a catfish have to be to be able to eat a grown human?
A little burn in that cheek.
You're looking for a boat ride.
I was with him when he hooked into it. Not enough because he broke it. I was with him when he hooked into it. That's right, buddy. Hey, I was like knee deep in water.
We were on a 24 foot boat. And it was four of us.
About 200 yards.
But we never saw it. But it is.
It was definitely not a redfish.
It was a nurse shark.
Whooping, boys.
Look, kickball champions.
That must have been a very little freezer. Now it's size bashing the size of my phone. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, I had a big freezer, okay, with mine. We need the dump truck.
They all show up with tents.
We need the dump truck to take all the stuff.
What is that noise I hear, Jay? He's rattling some kind of chains.
Put Toby Keith on there. Toby Keith, baby. Yeah. Toby Keith.
The stupidest thing I've been involved in, we went duck hunting up to Moss Lake.
We got stuck in Phil's Toyota. And he was...
Yeah. Okay. It's just stupid mood. When we got stuck, he just sits there with his foot to the floor. The engine is just screaming, okay? He said, well, it's going to do one or two things. And I said, you got a winch on the front. That's why you got the winch, okay? He said, nope. It's going to pull out or blow up. And we sat there for 15 minutes.
And I said, well, that's a pretty good injury because it ain't blowed up yet. I said, you going to go out and do the winch and pull it out? He finally changed his mind.
But he sat there for 15 minutes.
With his foot on the floor.
Screaming. Yeah. I laughed. I was laughing the whole time.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had beverages.
Thank you. What's known is manageable.
Dumb.
I was just there once while I was saying, hey, look.
We're about to 10-minute mark. Okay. The winch is still out there. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I ain't going to do it.
No, I'll let him get out.
Hey, yeah. I get the gate. I'll open the gate for you.
Oh, well, no. Now, if it's either walking or, yeah, I'll do it.
You can, right? I'll do it. Hold on.
Well, no, no, because I see people that get in and hook the wings up and then stand in front of it.
Hey, I always say, hey, look. Nope. You know, I just advise you not to stand there. Yeah. You know, the guy said, well, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that thing is in a bind, son. And I said, hey, that's just a little cable. I said, what if that thing breaks?
It's coming to you. And I said, that thing will cut you in half, son.
Oh, I was going to say, that's a dangerous thing. It is. Because it's under pressure. I mean, big time pressure.
I would advise you to consider another place to stand. I did it the other day when we was filming out there. He done something dangerous and then I just said, hey, stupid. Don't go up there and play with that.
It ain't going to hang around there.
I was there. Hey, stupid, don't be going up there and playing with that.
Well, hey, I just said, hey, you're doing something real dumb right there. Yeah. Can confirm. Yeah.
Bengal tiger. That was one of the best days, okay, as far as I'm concerned, about famine. Yeah. The day that me and Phil went to Washington and talked to the kids. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorites. That was hilarious. You want to run it back?
Your neighbor on the south.
And a lot of other stuff.
Hey, well, I don't want neither one of them.
Yeah, but most people don't use it.
Why is because it's ingrained in them. My wife was in there in my closet the other day. She come back and she said, oh, I'm going to throw all your blue jeans away. I said, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I said, you're going to do what? No, that means they're coming to my office. No, no. She said, I'm going to throw. You don't ever wear them. All you wear is them three pants.
And I said, hey, don't be throwing my blue jeans away. Yeah, I may want to go stepping out later. I may want to put them on.
Yeah, and we was filming. And look, I didn't know nothing about this. I look up there and the auctioneer, Mark, pulls out my cowboy boots. Tell me, how much you going to give me for this? Well, I said, wait.
Wait, that's my pair of boots. Did you have to buy them? They sold them. You could have bought them. And I'm looking and say, wait a minute. And then next thing, hey, they got one of my pretty coats. And I said. His pretty coat?
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, whoa. I said, hey, that is not being sold. What'd they say? Yes, it is. Mark said, who's going to be? I walked up and took it from him. And he started grabbing. I said, I fixed to punch you in the nose.
No, it's a pretty coat. It may be gone now. It's a pretty coat. I had to check. I hadn't done an inventory. They get in a cleaning spree, a woman does, okay?
Okay, and it ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. Actual woods? It ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. What's the first one? In my area where my recliner's at, there's two tables.
Yeah, do not touch. Commandment one. It's like that right there. Don't sit in this chair. Hemorrhoids are contagious. Hold on. Don't touch it. Thou shalt not touch. First thing I always say, hey, where is this? Christine, I can hear you in the room. I ain't touched it.
If they respond like that. It's like when you throw a rock in a pen of dogs, the one that yelps first, that's the one you hit. I said, so since you had to do something with it, because you screamed just the minute I said it. She said, I didn't touch it, y'all. I know where everything is at.
It's hoarding, okay? He's a hoarder.
They ain't having a good time unless they're crying.
Hey, marriage between a man and a woman is better than Babe and Barney's circus.
The guy that preached Sunday. That's what he preached on.
And it was hilarious. It really was because he said, well, you got two individuals and they come together and get married. And he said, and they both, it's so messed up, it ain't even funny.
Can't lift the bags.
Here's the deal. I hadn't looked at them. Duke's always in the running. North Carolina, the Wolfpack's always in the running.
I have a fence, boy.
Huh?
Well, I was going to say, North Carolina, both teams. Yeah, you got to watch them.
He don't like tables.
What, the top four right now is what? Gators.
Houston and Auburn.
shoot them all jack oh i love i don't like alligators and i've only been alligator hunting one time and i took somebody with me that knew a little bit more than me i don't know who was playing it was golf carter wants to kill in florida happy gilmore oh and i'm talking no no no and i'm talking but there's some big gators out there and one of them was all right three-legged
And Duke.
There was a three-legged alligator? Oh, no, yeah.
In high school, they had a young lady that was a tomboy. She was always chasing the guy that was scared of snakes. She had a little green snake wrapped around her hand, y'all. Oh, yeah. They're docile. They had enough. One of them slipped up behind that she'd been chasing and just cut that end of that tail snake off with his finger nail. Oh, poor guy. Oh, no.
And hey, when he did, that sucker raised up like a king cobra.
And, hey, look, she lost her mind and went crazy. They took her to the nut house. Where she belonged, okay, for playing with a stupid thing to begin with. Amen.
He ain't a gambler.
That's pretty wild. Yeah, that's right, though. There's no such thing. In my day, the 60s. All bands. All bands. Now? Now? No. Like I said, what's a new band?
Hey, it was a rapper. It was a rapper that's not doing well.
Feel-good music. Okay.
Oh, no. That's what they always said. The one of the greatest bands in the 60s. They were talking about, OK, was it the music or was it the drugs we was taking?
No, it wasn't the drugs. They all said, hey, nope, we was on drugs. But the music was sound, buddy.
Well, no, no.
Well, I know, but I'm just saying, hey, the music was right. He's just saying.
I'm pretty sure tight's over. Well, that's a good saying. Nah, it's good.
How was it? Hey, that was tight.
Oh, that's tight.
64 options. Okay. Nope. Who's going to come out the winner? I do not know. That's how a bracket works. Pick one out of 64.
Hey, look at that. They was tailor-made, boy.
No, hey, that's one thing about them boots are made so well.
Okay, if you don't get the right size, you ain't gonna get your foot in it.
They ain't gonna give.
Well, most of them have a break-in period.
Okay, hey, look, there ain't no break-in period because, hey, there ain't no break.
T-E-C-O-V-A-S. Boogie in, boys. Boogie in.
That's what was fun back in the day.
Is all the church teams like you're talking about? Did everybody in the town? We all had a team.
That was a lot of fun back in them days, though.
Well, it reminds me of hockey, which I'm not a big hockey fan. Yeah. But the reason the fans go to watch a hockey game, it's a fist fight. That's the way all the stuff was back in the day.
Oh, no, no, I'm serious. That's why, you know, that basketball team that we had in the local community, We had one guy, he's 6'6", weighs about 375, maybe 400. And look, not an ounce of fat on him.
No, no, I'm serious. And this man never wore anything. But overalls. No shirt. No shirt. Overalls. And then you have one of them big clown red anchors that most people could use them as a blanket.
He wasn't a water boy. He played. That was the one that bought a breeding bull for $20,000. Oh, that's him. Oh, here we go. And then killed him.
Look, I'm telling you, that boy's fist was as big as that bongo drum.
And the bull run over him, okay? He had that red angst of hanging out his overall. The bull run over him, turned around, and the guy got up and dusted himself off when he come running by.
Hey, he hit him right there and killed him dead with a hammer.
Well, I don't know what lake it was, but two divers with double tanks, they went down to inspect the dam and Well, they went down. Then they come up, took their stuff, was taking their equipment off. The state guy that was there said, hey, what's going on? And they said, we ain't going back down. He said, wait a minute. You got to check. He said, we ain't doing it. You got to find somebody else.
But I've been on water before and lightning come by. Mm-hmm. And I mean, your hair on your hands and arms and head.
No, I'm serious. The guy asked him, what's the problem?
He said, well, we got on the bottom, and we're against the wall of the dam, and we're going with the light, you know, inch by inch, checking it. He said, and then we get this weird feeling that we're being watched. And he said, and we turn around and shine the light, and he said, there's about eight catfish, okay, that could swallow me. And these were pretty good-sized fellows.
These ain't little guys. He said, there was eight catfish behind us, just sitting there suspended. And he said, and they could eat me and these two tanks, and it probably wouldn't even touch the side of their throat. He said, this thing, look. He said, this thing was like this big around.
I was about to say, we technically don't know. Jonah could have been eaten by a catfish. I was watching a TV show one day, and they was in the Amazon River somewhere.
Look, and they catch a catfish. You stay on the boat. Look, and there's three of them standing in the shallow water with him at their belly. One of them's got his head. The other one's got it in the middle, and the other one's holding his tail.
And this thing is about, oh, hey, he would be, look, I'm telling you, you could lay him on this table, his head would be over this end, and his tail would be over that end.
That's when I said, hey, crank it over.
And hey, look here, and I'm serious, this thing was like that big around. Pretty, they're pretty. Oh, yeah, and he was double-colored. Yeah. He was like an op that's got the yellow and brown spots. But this one was straight. It wasn't no dots. I've seen them. His top of him was brown and the belly was yellow, bright yellow. Beautiful fish.
But they get, hey, depending on the food source, I don't know how big they'd get. That's like the whales. Yeah. Railways, two tons. If they get big, when you see them feeding, it's amazing to watch them when they feed on krill, I think is the name of it. It's like a crawfish. There's trillions of them in the water, and then the whale goes out, and his gills are like a big balloon.
Well, they just go through the big school of krill, And then the water goes out. Eat them like birds. They swallow them. Yeah. Eat, feed them. Oh, that's why I watch.
I like to chew my food.
Well, don't chew his.
Yeah, whatever you get, just.
What y'all got against blue cheese? Why is it blue? I don't know what that took off.
There's like four different conversations.
All right, good vinaigrette. Where did cocktail come from?
Oh, you don't like vinegar? Oh, yeah. It's not a vinegar.
Hey, I don't know. That's a good question.
Horseradish. I don't know how y'all do it. And don't go light on the lemon juice.
That is weird. The kid, Al, was on Phil's property. Al was over there leaning against a fence post. I mean, way over there, and the lightning hit it way over there. It slapped him off of that post.
I could eat a bowl of ginger.
I usually, if there's any left in the bowl after everybody's ate all the shrimp, I just take a spoon and I eat the rest of it out. The cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. You're spooning cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. With a cracker.
Hey, I eat it just with the sauce.
Yeah. Don't skimpy on the juice, the lemon juice.
They're too tame. You got to get wild with that sauce.
Hey, just man eat a lot of fish.
That's right.
Oh, I know why. I'm interested. The ingredients are too powerful. If you don't, it'll grow mold.
Al. Really? Look, he was touching the wood part. He wasn't touching the metal. That thing hit that fence.
Once you open it. I've got a red salsa that I buy, and I ate some of it and left it out. I throw it away.
That's why I was trying to figure out what was in it. I googled sausage and see who the king is. That's not. Who? Sausage. Earl Campbell.
No. I'm talking about what.
Oh, yeah, hot mustard.
That's why I can't even think of the name of them, but they've got them. It's like a food truck.
They've got millions of them. It's like a little small food truck. They do Brockworth's. Red and white.
And it slapped him and I flipped him.
Oh, I know. It all goes back to food. This is the greatest sausage in the world. I actually went in one of their stores.
Oh, hey, the meat section is half of the store.
They make the greatest sausage there is. There it is. Germans do.
It was good. I'm serious.
And it's the same thing where he was telling me, if you got a little bad cold, hey, put that on a sausage and eat it. You ain't got no cold no more.
This baby will get rid of you. Hey, you'll be at the table eating the sausage, and you're going to need a towel to wipe the sweat off your brow. Look.
It's Dusseldorfer lawn sniffs. Extra short of very hot mustard.
And it is. I'm in on that because I get eggs.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
That's what we ate for dinner in Germany.
Sausage. We ordered two bratwursts, one red, one white, with the mustard.
Both of them.
Excellent, yeah.
Oh, no. Y'all each eat half of it. No, I'm saying each. He had to buy her a couple because I'm going to eat two or three. Ah, okay. He's a big guy.
No, no, it's like the pizza that I come up on at a restaurant.
Hey, I used to order three. Hold on. No, you got to think about it. I ordered three 14-inch pizzas. And I would roll them up like a hot dog.
And then bring some sausage in there and we'll eat it. Buy some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. Martin, you're in charge of the sausage.
Technology is wonderful. Thank you. Hey, I wish I could order me a hundred of them Brockwurst. You can. You can. Check it out, Teddy.
You can.
You can go to a meat market and a taco truck.
It's just red in color and white in color. The Bratwurst itself is red and white? Yeah.
It's just a big sausage. One of them is white. One of them is red. The whole thing.
I wanted your bratwurst. I'm looking. I'm an authentic German bratwurst. How long is it going to take to get here? Hey, I'll buy that. Just hoping. I need to talk to a guy at the meat center.
At Brookshire's. Maybe he's got German Brockwurst, and I just don't know it. That's why I said, look up who steals the king of sausage. And in my humble opinion, it would be Germans. Oh. Because that red and white Brockwurst. I just can't wait to have a toothpaste. Look, I ate that for dinner. And I was over it 12 and a half years.
You can get a soft one. You get a soft one to put your sausage on, or you get the hard bread.
The Saigon market?
Have they got ducks and all that hanging up? I don't think so. What's a Saigon? Oh, this ain't a true thing.
There should be fish laying out, both with ice and without ice on them.
Okay. Have you been? I love you, Hunter. They like sardines.
Look at this joint. Look, when I was in Vietnam.
That'd be homemade.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And noodle making. I've never been to Asia. My mother-in-law had a soup, okay? Yeah. Noodle soup. If you had a cold or stopped up, you ain't got that no more.
Yeah. and it was same deal you got it was hot okay both ways hot when they served it and hot eating it yeah and then hot you'd need a towel or you wipe your brow or sweat off your brow hot on exit
It's like anybody, Asians, like Japanese, anybody, Vietnamese, Korean, they all use... What is that? Ice cream. What? From Mexico. It's natural stuff. It didn't melt? They got, you know, they got natural stuff that you get off of a tree or bush, whatever. You know, all the, I can't even think of the ingredients. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right over there. Some people plant a garden where they grow out herbs and all that. The Asians, the Japanese, all them.
Unfortunately, I have.
Yes. I've been there.
Hey, I think Subway, some Subways are... I tell you what, if we got a Waffle House... I put this on it, this on it, this on it, yeah. It's entertainment just watching them make the sandwiches. Wait till you find out about Chipotle.
I mean, he could probably.
It went above my head.
No, this is what you don't do as a kid. Yeah. Okay. You know that little chain that they got that you click the light bulb on with? You don't get up on the sink.
But to answer your question, why did the Germans put the hot mustard in a tube of toothpaste?
That's why you could just say you put it on your finger.
That's good, though. I'm serious. It is good.
Vinegarette salad on a salad.
Dang. Well, hey, bring them next week.
and do that okay grab it and click it stick it up now because when you do yeah it's just gonna be swinging really oh yeah yeah i was actually flying you got you could because you didn't let go i couldn't let it go yeah that thing was just biting you and you couldn't let go the chain finally broke is the only thing that broke the circuit nowadays the way they build a little cheap chain yeah wow but it slung me around that thing about three times before it broke
Hey, well, bring me back there.
Anytime somebody says test, you take the, do the test. No. Yeah. I'll watch you do it. Or stick your tongue to a nine volt. Show me how. Hey, I'll watch you do it. You ever done that? I've done that. Yeah.
Find out if it's hot.
Oh, he was a lineman.
Yeah, but that was a God ministry. Yeah. Fishing was. Yeah. People don't realize, okay, if you use nets and trot lines, hey, that is a whole lot of work. Especially if the fish, you know, if your faith fades off with fish. Fish are heavy. Yeah. That's what I feel in his younger days. His forearms was twice as big as his bicep.
He looked just like Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm serious. His arm, look, take John from his elbow up to his hand, and then it would be twice as little as his bicep would be.
steel-cut grooves pulling hoop nets up that I could put my finger in and you could lay a ruler flat on the metal. Well, no, no, because I just couldn't believe it when we'd go up and down the river. Like, he's just tying these things to stumps under and everything. How do you remember? He had a photostatic memory. I wouldn't have been able to fire half of them nets.
I mispronounced it as why.
Phil, look, Phil can read something.
In three weeks, y'all, he could actually quote that.
Oh, no, no. He used to. Look, look.
No, no. I was riding, okay, and my back bolts forward, okay. I'm, you know, looking backwards. Uh-uh. I don't do that. Look, this is early, no lights. We've got a moon. We go out, get in the boat, crank it up. He's got at the steer, okay, wide open with 20-ounce marker on a 14-foot aluminum boat. And from Phil's house all the way to the second flu blind, duck blind.
And I'm looking behind the motor. We're running that creek wide open, which is really fast. And look, he's missing stumps like this big around. As the boat goes by, the wave pushes the water away from it, and you can see the stump. He's six inches. If he'd hit it, we'd all have probably died.
Yeah. So I took it off. It ain't nothing worse than a drunk stump. Stacking out before you're going.
It's been there a minute. I did figure out how that happened. Okay, that thing is a tree, okay, that's died. Well, look, it was. I did go through there the day before, but there's just right down the middle, there's an opening. I went through there, and the motor's right through the open. Well, the second time I did it, I was a little too far to the right.
Yeah, and I'll be stuck there. Yeah, that's when you hit that stump.
A man that fishes and clays fish? Yeah, that happens.
She is.
Her mom is a little stubborn. I love her to death. She's a little stubborn.
I don't know why people are so invested in it. I never understood that. It's an ongoing saga. Yeah.
no well she makes sure she doesn't no she knows this okay it's no secret to anyone um so how do you how do you deal with that the first question is why is that um i asked this yesterday you already had this conversation yeah in the lobby it made hunter very uncomfortable
So, now see, this is where it takes the twist. All right, not to be a chronic oversharer.
So I knew this girl back in high school. And we dated for a little bit. And then I kind of screwed that up a little bit. And we're not dating anymore. Fast forward five years. We start talking again. We decide, you know what? We're both growing up now. Maybe we can give it another go. And from about five years ago...
her and my dad had conflicting views on stuff and my mom always thought that she was kind of five years ago yeah oh i know what i know what the conflicting views were yep five years ago that's an oddly specific time yeah right around november
i mean and she's from seven one two nine two originally uh farmable yeah but this sounds like you know they got they got issues that they they you know she needs to talk about they're gonna have to iron them out my mom always thought that she was a little mean and uh she is also wait a minute hey you need a girl that's honestly all right they all a little mean
A little too soon? A little too soon. She said on her next trip, she'll come by.
Hey, I made long distance work for a while. Someone's got to keep doing chores around her mom's house. There you go. I like it. He's a good guy. You should see my weird way I fixed her porch stairs. Is that where you hurt your neck?
Yeah, you're right, Ty. She's going to become like a stubborn old lady eventually.
You book dates on a couch? Hunter doesn't say. He doesn't turn into a lover, you know what? So, Hunter has a date at some point in the next three to four weeks. So, we can't get other girls' numbers.
I do.
Well, hey. You had to retire from Duck Commander.
Hey, butt crack. Buddy. We actually need to have Jacob on the show because we have him on.
He's an interesting little weirdo. Yeah.
I'm a glorified extra.
I was just Willie's nanny.
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I would cook for Si just to see.
I just want to cook something else for him, too.
Yeah, and back in the day, the McAllister's got like 13 pizzas for $123.50. I mean, imagine that.
Why do you think I make my own pizza? Yeah.
We told it 10 times to the whole world, Al. We're aware. The dressing sucks, Al.
Yeah, anti-sage. But I need to say this. This poor dish that Al made has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man. It's been blasted more than his obsession with vest, which is troubling. We have talked about this one bucket of... Well, no, no.
We're rooting for you, though, Hunter. I don't know where this is going to go back to.
Let's hear about the date. Tell us what you're going to do.
Dracula can't eat it.
Oh, yeah, look. Hey, sage is used to cleanse and purify spaces and get rid of unwarranted spirits.
Especially the ladies need to hear this.
I don't even think I could tell you what sage tastes like.
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No.
Hey, me and Si are comfortable today. It's taken me 430 episodes to figure out how to sit in this chair comfortably. Got it. I'm basically laying down today. Lay it down, boy. I'm very comfortable.
I got to figure out. I'm texting Allison.
It's a bar and grill. It's a cool place.
I don't like to mix work and pleasure.
Of course they are, son.
Willie's ratio's all off because he treats a pizza the same way he treats whatever he puts in a pot.
Where did you meet this girl?
Well, he keeps adding. Yeah, and it's too much. The Robbinsons are bad about that, okay? Yeah. You still want to taste the crust instead of just all topping.
What day off work?
Yeah. My chili's pretty thick.
Hunter told me
You put beans in your chili? No. No? No. Of course I do. Actually, if you go back to episode 120, there's a giant bite.
I'm not beans and chili.
Our fans have even sound off about, it was, you know, I wasn't everybody's favorite when this thing started. Somebody just made a comment that said still isn't, and I'm okay with that.
He said, you still aren't, you stupid idiot. Anyways, I won over about half of our fan base because I was the only one that said beans belong in chili, and I maintain that.
that i'm no longer allowed to tell people to reach out to him via direct message on instagram at hunter nick nerd yeah because me me and hunter did a video together we collabed and the girl was like oh i didn't expect hunter to look like this and i was like well his phone number is available all you gotta do is ask him he's right here he's gonna see it yeah right did you do it and so i was like you know what i'm just a good friend
I read Lisa's recipe wrong the first time and didn't realize it was for two pans.
It's so good like that. Nope, this is the right way.
I'm starving to death. So we got to talk about something. Yeah, I'm starving to death.
We got to take the edge off. Switching gears. Austin from Minnesota emails in. Austin from Minnesota? I bet he's freezing right now.
Si, did you watch the big game the other night? What game? America versus Canada in a total exhibition match that meant nothing.
Was there a big fight? The Canadians, our friends from up north, decided to boo the national anthem of America at the beginning of the game. Are you kidding me? True story. And in the first nine seconds of the game, some old boys from Massachusetts beat the piss out of them. There were three fights in the first nine seconds of the game. And then, I don't know if y'all know who won.
It was amazing. I know. Who won the fight? We won the fight. That's right. We won the game. Oh, really? You boo our national anthem, you figure it's your butt whoop. Hey, look. Here's what I'm here to tell you. So now in this game that means nothing, there's a championship that means nothing. It's all about just pride. It's their all-star game.
Instead of like East-West, they're like, let's just go crazy.
They had their teams too, but they lost.
And it's Canada versus America. It means nothing except for who can brag. Is that where Beth is? Beth's probably at home stirring up a big old pot of. Sharpening her skates. Sharpening her skate. And what's that gross stuff?
Yeah. Outback hadn't done a thousand times better.
Yeah, they have that at Sonic. Yeah.
We're not even impressed. But tonight, Si, America and Canada is facing off on the ice. Who you got? Hey.
Gosh almighty. Oh, goodness gracious.
But what you can do is go get your popcorn ready and get your tickets for Last Breath, the movie.
See, but that's why I need to see the movie because I'm never going to do that.
I'm in on watching.
Woody Harrelson's awesome.
Jace liked it.
Woody been the guy for a while.
He's working on it.
Well, then don't let him. Do better.
Anyway, I have a voicemail. If they're listening to our show, they like Trump more than Trudeau.
Do it anyway.
Unless you're in Canada because then you're just going to get beaten hockey tonight.
Hunter, you rule, man. I love...
Blue seal.
With barbed wire around it. Not a great idea.
He used it on humans. He was a bad guy. Oh, whoops. Um, zombie apocalypse, three items to survive. Do you want to survive?
I'm going somewhere else. If dead people start eating the live people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things. He said, what would these three things?
Yeah, I just don't know. That's a tough one.
I don't know what weapon would be my weapon of choice. I would probably be a baseball bat slinger, though, if I had hand-to-hand.
Jase would have his ax.
I don't think that's going to happen.
What if it did, though? I'm out. I just need a boat. You can get to the ocean from here.
No, he might. So we probably shouldn't. No, no. I'd like to clarify. If he has an extra one, I mean the one from Castaway, just be by myself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't really want to be around people anyway.
Go find Stone. Just do what he says. Matthew 24, 31. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other. I ain't worried about three things in a zombie apocalypse because I got one thing. His name's Jesus.
We're going to a dinner.
Well, I'm excited to hear about that.
Understock rises every day.
There hadn't been any car crashes in the last two months. Yeah.
Hunter rules. Please, people on the YouTube comments, spam the words Hunter Cam. Everyone just type Hunter Cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now, and I think there's probably 100,000 people out there just totally invested in your love life, which makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera.
So what does your girl do for a living?
Oh, she is West Monroe. Monroe is like a vortex hole. Yeah.
You, you end up back here.
She'll be back.
To be fair, though, there are no healthy restaurants.
I do. I know exactly how you'd start dating.
I'll tell you that. I don't even know what Tinder is. Here, I'll tell you exactly how Philip McMillan would start dating, but I do love that we just had a don't join Tinder.
Like, doing that for, like, being a wingman. Doing him a solid.
I hate it. I hate the fact that we're even talking about it, and I'm proud of you for hating it.
I got to go. That's wild. If Philip McMillan were single today and needed to date. Farmersonly.com? No. All he'd had to do is go put that French quarter t-shirt with that jerry curl mullet in front of that Camaro with his hand on that hip. So I look at me go. They posted all of our younger selves for Valentine's Day on the Duck Call Room Instagram.
That's just normal.
That picture was everybody's favorite picture on the whole Instagram.
I got a few.
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They can't stop. They won't stop.
Canadian Kings.
All I can see is a small circle in her face. But I'll say this, whatever that number is, it's higher than Hunter's number.
Well, what are you going to start with? A firebomb? I don't have a firebomb, but I do have news.
Si, you ever run into any difficult women?
Ooh, I like that steak right there. Well, now I open up Instagram and Stone's just on it making tomahawks. That's not over doing steaks. Anyway. Hey, the handlebar steak for us. So then Hunter comes to me and says, hey, man. Tomahawks.
That is fantastic. I'm so lost at where to go from here. I love it.
I don't know why I'm nervous about that. I tried to call Allison, and she didn't answer. And then I just got a text, are you filming? Yeah. I was having lunch with Brittany, and I feel like me and Martin are toast now. I don't even know why.
What's up?
The last lunch Allison went to with one of her friends, they just left without paying. I'll tell you that. I had to go to the restaurant. Allison didn't realize until she was in Monroe. They just ate, ate, and then got up and left.
To pay the bill.
I walked in there and said, hey, two girls just leave earlier? And they're like, oh, they did, didn't they? I was like, can I pay for it? I'm embarrassed.
That's interesting. Sorry. The one month away date, I needed more information. It was a couple weeks. He started a couple months, whatever. He started explaining it to me. I said, hold on.
We'll revisit this on the podcast. And I'm glad we did because it's a great story.
I was curious why nobody calls me at 9.30 at night asking me what I'm doing tomorrow and if I can go do something stupid. That's the only time they call me, Phillip. I'm the new McMillan, apparently. They don't tell me anything, and then they're like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow at lunchtime? I'm like, well, I'm at work. Hey, just come by and do something weird.
Yeah, but also the transcript called her Jennifer, so I thought her name was Jennifer.
Partly my fault. No.
Sorry, I meant to pause that a lot earlier.
But it was weird. He had a weird request. He's a big fan anyway. Now, I don't just do that because people are at events. I want to get baptized. We sat down and made sure, and his uncle confirmed that he had been wanting to do this for a minute. But he did. It was a weird request because he said, he said it first. He said, once I come up, can you say that's all of it? And I said... No, buddy.
I'm going to say that when you go in, because once you come up, that's a new beginning. That ain't all of it. I said, we just getting started. I said, I'll go Jason Aldean on you, son. I mean, we just getting started when you come out of there.
All of it's right before you go in. And so that's why on the caption of that, it shows me saying that's all of it. But that was his request. But no, man, it was fun. Yeah.
Yeah. I was busy. Miss Brittany going to give you shiner money or something, you know. Yeah. I'm just running around out there looking around. Just looking around, he said. That's a dang big one. That one's big.
yeah the other guy um what was his name i i put him in there brandon maybe um yeah because that one was william but anyway he he had a really cool story battle drug addiction all the things uh lost his fiancee then they got clean together uh they're in premarital counseling and they were going to do the baptism as um like their first act together like
him and her but this was a men's conference and he is like i can't leave here without doing this i said well call you woman well let's make her confirm that this is okay you know like i don't want that to be some milestone y'all had you know circled with each other and
it's all she was fired up she was like no do it i mean she was just screaming on the other end of the phone i was like all right well as long as you're cool with it uh no man 300 men in south texas and when i tell you in the middle of nowhere buddy we was in the middle of no picture looks very nowhere where yeah it was i ain't ever even heard of the town i went through we weren't in a town but where'd you fly into i drove i drove yeah you know
you went to a little place what was old girl's name left voicemail oh jennifer jennifer hey jennifer guess where martin sent me a picture from bucky's yeah i said jd a selfie from in front of bucky's i said i'm about to make jennifer big man not only did i get one brisket sandwich i got two of them uh-huh and you know what i had to drive right back by it coming home and go run it back did it again you know what i didn't have on my brisket gristle
thank you i just think y'all had a bad deal i don't know it was uh it was it sure was good took a few pictures in there because bucky's is our fan base so yeah i had a good size level where you can't go no but it don't take long if i if i if i ramble around in there at all it's it's yeah i ramble in a bucky's oh i do too they get me every time i'm gonna look at everything there is to offer
Yeah, I look just like a gadwall, just spot to spot, just kind of keep circling.
Just north of it.
Because let me tell you where they ain't. Oh, I know.
Yeah. Oh, you was just up there. Were you doing seminars and stuff?
On what?
Yeah, I like how them bass fishermen got to make up names for stuff. The Mickey rig is just what crappie fishermen have been doing. Yeah. For a long time. You just drop a jig down there and hold it real still right above their head. Same thing crappie fishermen have been doing for years. But you know what? We'll call it something else. But, Si, what'd you do this weekend? Anything?
Sat at home? Oh, y'all had veterans hunt. Don't tell me you didn't do nothing. Y'all went duck hunting.
Yeah.
That's right. That's right.
Are you, are you that? I didn't know people. Are you the reason that question is on here?
Oh, no, there were a bunch of them here. And so a bunch of woodcock, too, actually showed up. So, like, there's all those questions.
What's that, a woodcock? Woodcock, yeah.
Yeah, he's good eating.
Yeah, so if you were after those, I think season's still open on both of them.
But they're here. They're here right now. Um, but it does take a bunch of them to make a meal. It takes, but I think Woodcock's what, like three per person or something or something. You don't even get to kill many of them.
Oh yeah. They're cool. Scare you to death too. Cause they'll wait until you get right up on them.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, we needed something now because there ain't no ducks left. It's a bleak day, but it's going to be 80 degrees this week. Oh, man. That's good. That fish is going to be biting by the end of the week. You want to talk about business. Oh, yeah, I'm about to start slinging.
Petrol a motor on high and go, baby.
Just pan around, boom, bop. Did you see any bass out there?
Yeah.
I know a guy with some freeloaders and plenty of jig heads if you need to bar somebody. You ain't even got to bring them back. Or mooch minnows, whichever one you want to throw at them.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, you keep that ice flouncing around in that ice chest. You can have all of them you want.
Yeah, they're cold now. They're cold. I get home, Waylon's going to go fish go night-night.
Goes in your belly. Yeah, fish go nothing. No, there ain't nothing. Those are going to be good. Those are going to be mom and dads after the boys go to bed in their belly.
That thing will flip on there just fine. I got a big griddle, Goblin.
That's how you know you catch a bunch of crappie when you guys start smoking them.
Yeah.
I'm sure if you ever had smoked fish dip at the beach where they smoke them Spanish mackerel and stuff and then turn them into fish dip.
Yeah, it's good.
it's good but i mean if you i know it that's incredible it snowed below us oh a bunch too but if you i mean side by side it was that smoked fish dip and goblin's uh fried crappie yeah no offense to mr driscoll but god was fried crappie were magnifique i don't know how you put sour cream on something and then fried and they don't taste good But he did it.
Did you?
The last time I had fish, Goblin cooked it. During duck season.
Well, yeah. I mean, wasn't it a couple of weeks ago? Whenever we was all up there together.
when I knocked both sides off of him.
Throw in the towel. He said, nah.
We ain't a cooking show, so it don't matter. Are we, though? I mean, we talk about food a lot. We just ain't a cooking show. It's good. Because we're not going to sit here and make it. But, hey, if you want to make it, I'll film it for Commander's Kitchen. I'll eat it for Commander's Kitchen. I got a smoker right out there in the warehouse. All we got to do is plug it up.
Yeah, I got a pit boss out there.
Yeah, 100%.
i have one one time i think i i but i didn't have no extra but most of the time i check before i even start i always have two propane tanks one yeah slam full like that's just the way i operate i don't know i have two too and i ran out of the one and then you never went and refilled went refilled it yeah that's a problem i had my griddle covered and then out of gas
Oh, that's why that Instagram story, I never got to see the payoff. I saw the beginning. I never got to see the beginning.
But the fryer gone and the bottle gone?
Man, kids. We're good for them. Ain't they something? That's what we're good for. I laugh at that because I used to do that stuff to my dad all the time. Just come get it. Yeah. But you don't ever see it. It don't ever come back. It ain't a boomerang. It's a unidirectional.
Yeah. Plus, you got an empty one. You don't need it now.
man once you get done with it like both them empty ones are in the back of my truck right now that's the one good thing milk crates are good for like a propane bottle sits perfectly in a milk crate and you sit that in the back of your truck and it don't tip over and roll around everywhere they don't even build them no more no you got to find them places but like a red or brown milk crate that propane bottle fits perfectly yeah that's what i used to put my motorcycle on when i'd come in yeah sure
Them ain't French fries. Them's white pork.
Like at the Honey Hole? They probably got some little Coke deals. They ain't got them with the high sides no more. I don't know. That's what we always used them for, though. They fit a propane bottle perfectly. Now I got that other deal in the back of my truck that it sits in, but for years. This won't stop hurting. No, that one's going to hurt for a couple of days there, Gavin.
I mean, he took you. He got you good. Do you need a first aid kit? He could use some new skin.
all right well welcome back to the duck call room a little different start today's but uh no we're back life is grand life is good hunter's gonna start the clock here at some point and uh
Yeah, just keep it rolling. We'll keep talking, Hunter. I mean, really, we'll keep talking.
Hunter, have we not talked bad about you while you were in here? Fill me some coffee while you're gone. What's wrong with you, Si? You're on fire today.
Good night, Olivia. Gracious. That's a good one. No, that ain't a good one. That's a doggone big one.
Is your rib healed up?
No more medicine?
Yeah, he won't be with us long, you know. I was telling Si the other day... He made such big news that the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission called me checking on him since it happened in the state of Arkansas.
Yeah, I didn't even know him before then, but he knew me. So I always called that in mind.
His name was Chris. The head of enforcement. Yeah. Of enforcement. Yeah. Not, not just the head, the enforcement. Um, but, uh, no, I don't, I don't know what we got on the docket now. We got, uh, well, we leave here and we got to film more duck dynasty stuff. So, um, that's going well.
What?
Yeah, because we're doing some stuff. I mean, you did do like- I can't say, because you'll see it one day. You did do the running man in a suit at the Shiner Tech.
Look at Hunter. He's come back with everything but coffee.
We have time out. Let me see this. Is that Gorilla Girl? Gorilla Girl. I'm pretty sure I see a first aid kit that has been gay in.
I mean, we've been rolling, but at least we'll have some idea of where we're at. What day is it? Why do you even worry about time? What is today? Monday?
I'm trying to make sure my man is still able to bring me some crappies. I'm trying to take care of him.
Look at there.
Here, you want to clean it with this alcohol wipe? No. That's going to go away. He'll pass on that. There ain't no neosporin in here. That thing's false advertising. I'll just glue it. Okay. Yeah, that glue is going to hurt bad enough.
You want a band-aid to go over the top of it or? No. Oh, that's going. Fill it up.
That's a deep flat. Yeah, I think we're going to cut that top off.
Top main tray.
You ever just glue stuff?
I just knocked over 150 band-aids, too.
You want to at least put that on there, keep yourself from reopening it for now? Shall we find you some regulation glue?
Oh, you know what? My boats in the warehouse at L&M are super gluing it for FG knots.
Oh, yeah, you may get caught. He's retired. Yeah, he is retired. He's happily retired. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, while you're here. No. Yeah. He said, no. No. No. Galvin got mad at me and Stone just talking about work. I shut him down. Amen. Get that crap out of here. Mm-hmm. Laudy be. What's Miss Paula think about your retired life? Any update there? She still got you doing stuff? Hey, I'll tell you what.
Because I'm not retired, Gavin. That's why.
Yeah.
I can do that. I found me an encore. Did you? You finally found you one Paula stole from you? He found him a replacement.
He don't know it yet. Carter going duck hunting.
I mean, that thing is hard as a brick bat. That's what I told you. I mean, like.
I think it's just hard.
When were you there?
So you were 20 and 21? Okay. Wow. And then you ended up at Fort Polk. Did you come to Polk after or before? No, after. Where'd you go? Is that the first place you went? Is that the first place you went?
But everybody, apparently. But that was, when you come back to the States, you went to Fort Polk first. Nope. Oh.
Okay. All right, so y'all made that up.
Where's that at? Massachusetts. Massachusetts.
Oh, so that's when you met Christine.
There you go.
Okay. Yeah, gang. Okay, and we have figured it out.
Yeah. Hey, well, good news. We don't have any super glue, but we got some Band-Aids.
We got Band-Aids. We got a first aid kit. 160 pieces. It is solid as a rock. Now, this thing is called a first aid kit, but it ain't nothing but Band-Aid. There's no Neosporin. There's no little scissors. There's no Bengay.
Hey, man. Hey, is that a check? No, I don't think.
No.
No.
Why is that?
You ain't ever been knocked out?
Yeah.
Really? Sound like my, sound like my refrigerator. Yeah. Going to Duck Dynasty.
Yeah.
Do they eat the mustard to help with cramp? Yeah. Like it's a pickle juice shot or something. Oh, I don't know. It meant like, oh, my hand's cramped. Let me rub some mustard on it.
Maybe they think the people will see the yellow ice around them and get scared like they TT'd everywhere, you know? Hmm. I don't know.
Golly, look at Brittany. Superstar.
Hey, you ask the person from Maine to build your coffee because they got to drink hot stuff all year.
Yeah, we got to go back old school.
Yeah, like how do you get them? Do you just... Oh, here we go. Can you order them on Amazon?
Well, Johnny, you've made much more questionable Amazon purchases. That's all I'm going to say.
I wish Hunter would have said that into the mic. Who's got his headset? He took it. No, it's here.
Well, he talks to a lot of people that get knocked out. We talk to the people that knock people out. Yeah.
We about to get emailed. I tried them smelling salts. They didn't do nothing for me. I climbed a tree after I got them smelling salts.
Yeah, he got over there and got to messing with a scab on his ear and that thing started pouring blood.
Yeah, not these days, though. You documenting everything. We're going to see this on the ground. Got it. Kids. It actually sounds like a good thing to keep in my truck during duck season. Why? When I'm 3.30 a.m., wake up.
Like when you're just driving and you're like – you get to that point where it's like, man, golly, you just want to close them eyes. You just reach over there and get you a little – And you'll be awake for a month, right? Yeah, that's the problem.
Yeah, what just happened?
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hunter, we got any voicemails? We got anything? Oh, yeah. He said.
Wow.
I don't want to sound needy. What you got there? Well, I finally cleaned out. Yeah, Mark. Y'all settle down in there. It'll be all right. Yeah.
You know what, John D? If you got one of them cats, you got boat money.
I don't get it.
From the sounds of it, that rabbit ain't very active.
They just crap everywhere. Yeah.
That's a big rabbit.
Now, that one right there would make a fricassee.
That's Bugs Bunny, cousin.
I need one of them. No, you don't.
We're going to have to talk about that word need again.
I've seen an emotional support parakeet.
Is there another out there? Yeah, what else we got? We're divulging into a place where I'm just bored. So what's next?
Yeah. So I forgot some of this stuff. This is from, I think his name's Jeremiah. I'm pretty sure. Johnson. London, I believe.
It's a good story.
Jeremiah Johnson. That should have been a lot easier. How could you have forgotten that? Well, watch me. I got twins now. What can I say? Give it to the twins. He sent Cy, a U.S. Army NASCAR, Dale Jr.
Yeah. Get you a plate, son. Oh, good.
I've been in shiners all morning. Look here. Look, God once texted me. He said, you got a cooler? I said, yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do. When a man asks you if you got a cooler, you go put ice in it.
That's probably what Carter needs to be listening to. All right, what else you got, Hunter? Let's listen one more, then we're going to wrap this baby up.
I just fell in a seat beside you, which works. Close enough. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room.
I don't think that's junior. No, that ain't junior.
What years is it?
That's just what we need. Brotherly love. That's just what we need. We need to encourage more scraps between those two.
Hey, there's one of us that's a NASCAR fan in here, like a mega NASCAR fan. I already know that. So, Goblin, I'm going to trade you a number eight die-cast NASCAR that Si just gave me for four crappies. Good trade. See, look at there. Look how easy that was.
In the water? That's all he gonna say.
Yeah, there you go. They start heading up. If you want to catch them with Godwin.
Godwinguides.com. There you go. He's retired, but he can be rented for half a day. That's right.
Yeah, and provide snacks.
And all the things. And soon enough, if you need a place to stay, you can get with Johnny D. Hey, hold on.
Yeah.
Maybe.
There you go.
Michael Lindell on a flag out front.
You're going to need some of that second skin on him. Or new skin, whatever it's called.
Super glue in that.
Yeah, that's a good one. I'm glad Johnny D ain't here. That'd probably make him a little queasy.
That's a good one there. That's a doggone big one. That's a good one. I mean, that's a great one. That's one of them big old good ones. That's a dang great big one. Oh, look at that dinner baby. Oh, that's going to be good to eat.
Oh, man. Well, Godwin, I appreciate your sacrifice. I will say that. Well, somebody got to do it. That was a good entrance, man. Just a big old crappy coming around the door. That thing was huge. That's a big one.
yeah that way that's a dog but si's got some mail from the i think the doll family maybe yeah dustin yeah dustin dustin said you like the chiefs me like the chiefs we're not even from kansas here's a bunch of stuff here's you a flag and a shirt and some barbecue sauce you gotta like this gunslinger boys seasoning he's a gunslinger you think they're gonna win
You told me the other day it's the only reason I have any inkling to it. So I've never heard of this man.
But that's only because a buddy of mine, I think, listens to them.
Oh, my goodness. Of course you do, Hunter. That's why you fit in every crowd. We've already told you this. One of his albums won a Grammy. I don't even know. So did Beyonce last night for country.
Huh? I can't sell them, but I can take donations.
I want to talk about that.
Yeah, sure.
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Oh, them's going right on that.
I mean, because I'm not, let me tell you what, on the list of my things not to do is watch the Grammys. I mean, I just, I got zero interest.
Yeah, buddy.
But I saw.
I saw that she won. And I was like, well, I wonder who her competition was. Give me one moment.
I mean, you would think it'd have to be what, like, Morgan Wallen, I'm guessing, was probably up there. Sign of psychotics. Yeah, no, I don't think they made it.
Yeah, that's what we need to know. We need to know who that is.
Yeah, them's going to meet a griddle.
Yeah.
I'm way more interested if Posty does a Christian album.
And some butter.
Who's that? Who's his wife?
Is it one of the Kardashian people? No, not anymore. Some naked girl.
Well, I still don't wish I'd have watched them.
Yeah. Well, I spoke down in South Texas, and I saw one honey hole hat and had about four people say, yeah, we've been by there. Had to stop by the honey hole, see John David, too. I was like, there you go.
There you go.
Yeah. Then he come here for 25.
I love Godwin being retired. I miss you every day, buddy, but dad gum, I love you being retired.
I did do that, yeah. Two of them decided they wanted to get baptized. Was it cold? Was it cold? You didn't act like it. Well, no. I mean, you can't. I mean, I didn't feel nothing. I mean, when it's a spirit-led moment, you know. I mean, like, in the moment, no, I wasn't cold. I mean, look, I've been colder duck hunting. So, I mean, you know.
Yeah.
yeah the water's probably 60 degrees so i mean which is cold but it you know it was fine i walked out there i was like well that one was i didn't have video of the one but he was pretty easy because he a light feller now that one that i had the video of i said come on ham we're gonna have to walk out here just a little bit further a little bit deeper yeah because i i don't i don't know if i can get you down that far and get back up without one of us ending up in traction here
Oh. That's a good idea.
yeah in jail yeah so but no it was it was cool them doing their t-shirts yeah oh i'd be like peanut man re martin be on somebody's amazon show oh speaking of that i just had to say that they may need to make it easier to get a state license out of state license out of state yep for because up there duck hunting in arkansas
Well, every time, either I can't get mine or Stone can't get his.
No, I'm serious. Hey, it either always goes this way. Either he gets mine, like this time he got mine, and then he couldn't get his.
I was on the phone probably during the half hour trying to get his.
Well, it should be, hey, you're covered.
You got a military ID, that is your license.
Matter of fact, if I was taken, there are some states that let you do that.
You just show your ID card, you're good to go.
Arkansas.
Big brother was watching.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He had the- That's amazing. They didn't thank the guy's name, but he wore them.
Been out there all morning. Phil said, you've been out there watching all morning. How many we kill?
I thought Jason fixed game one.
No, no, no, no, no. Look, hey, Jason gave him his gun and three shells. Well, the idiot starts slamming shells in it, pointing it at Jace. And Jace grabbed it and said, hey, you stupid idiot. That's probably not the exact words. No, it was. Yes, it was, too. Gordon Jace. Hey, Jace was hot. I don't like when people point guns at me.
Stupid idiot.
Hey, he said he called him an idiot, and I don't blame him. I bet he did if he pointed a gun. I've never liked when people pointed a gun at me. I just grabbed the barrel and said, hey, don't point that gun at me, you idiot.
Good thing he wouldn't. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, worst one I've been involved in. We're down on a creek shooting turtles and snakes. No, no, look. Guy's got a pump .22.
He sticks it in a kid's belly. Why? Stupidity.
Look. Click, click, click. Yeah.
No, no. He didn't get shot. But hey, guess what? Phil grabbed that gun and said, hey, don't ever point that gun. And the guy said, it's unloaded. Phil just, pow, pow, pow, pow, about three shots. He had clicked it on him twice. That guy turned green. He said, you came this close to killing your friend right there.
No, no. Right now.
Hey, no, no, no. Look, right now, just every hair on my body was staring up. I remember I'm seeing it just like it was yesterday. Man. He clicked three times on him with it in his belly. And Phil said, that's why you don't ever. You don't ever point a gun at a person, you idiot.
Ain't nothing better than a .410 for dove hunting.
Good poodle. Me and my best friend, we traded off. She's done with a Sega Barrel .410.
Hey, he had a set of gonads about as big as them bongo drums.
That's a good old dog. Oh, that was so funny.
That was the best shot that cameraman got.
He was going on just the beauty of where we was hunting. Then bop. Then it comes to me. And that dog. And then he's in there. That's old killer sitting there.
It ain't nothing between the eyes.
It ain't nothing between his ears.
I remember when you got under your feet or something, I thought it was good grief. We didn't get bit.
They rough on sheep and cows.
Yeah, I mean, they run them into pans, you know. And, I mean, the dog keeps them high.
Oh, yeah.
Christine will probably get one, though. Sweet Pea got another 45 years.
That cat's a lot of problems.
That old man has a lot of problems. That cat's a lot of problems.
I love when a shot with baby guns.
I'm just saying shot somebody with a razor. Daddy's razor and just split it. It fell out.
I can't believe, I can't remember who it was, but they actually shot Harold into his shotgun.
He raised up and swung and actually, you know, he'd like to blow the gun out of Harold's hand.
That's why we cut notches.
Damn, putting out fire.
It gets worse when you're duck hunting.
Oh, yeah. Because, hey, that way you get double jeopardy there.
Nope. You got to pick up women with the gift of the gab. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Gift of the gab.
You start out with something like, look here, you fine queen.
Because you got waded at all.
If that woman works on an oil rig. That's what I'm saying.
They overdo it with the vinegar. Yeah. I like the vinegar.
The hotter they get, the hotter I go.
I'd like to meet her ass.
No, no, but hey. She paints people with her toes, too. No, here's the thing. Same kind of people. Because all their husbands, guess where they worked?
Oil rigs. Yeah, except Antler. Okay, so yeah, you got to be tough. You got to be tough to work at oil field, boys.
If you're married to a man that's worked in the oil field, you got to be tough.
She said she just got a hold of some bad meat.
Yeah. Every once in a while, you know, you come up on, you know, bristly meat.
No, no, I'm just saying.
Some of them taste better than others. Most of it is in the preparing the meat to cook it. Okay. That's where about 90% of this, you know, you could, you cut all that gristle out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you do.
You cook it with a little bark to it.
If it's the bark.
He's a foreigner.
Hey, I don't know if it was your wife that named your sons. But that's why you messed up. Yeah, second off. You're never going to keep them apart.
Yeah.
And I can tell you why me and Jace are like that. I kept him a lot when he was a baby.
Okay, so he's got a lot of my mannerism. What happened to Al? Huh? Hal has always been the old man of the Robertson family.
We will ask the Almighty to personally intervene on our behalf and heal our body is our request to the Almighty. And we ask it through His Son, Jesus, and our Lord and Savior. Amen.
Waterproof. Well, that's the worst thing. Hey, pull your waders down, you know. Yeah, I had my wallet back there.
What are you going to send us out of here with, J.D.?
Hey, go buy buckets and get you some good barbecue.
Yeah, you look back there, and you say, oh, good grief.
Hey, when your man's got to go, got to go. Ain't nothing you can do.
Yeah. Hey, the boy can shoot. See? Look at there. And the boy is quick, too. See?
There you go.
On the fly. And if somebody had knocked one down and he was getting away, Hunter, I said, shoot the crab, boom. It was just that quick.
Jacob Dill's dry for his dad, right?
One of his true bosses?
I thought he drove a bus for his dad.
Yeah.
Hunting season's over, baby.
Little seasons is gone.
So now everybody's back together again.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
Hey. How did that even happen? Not too big a hurry?
Think all that money you make? Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's always worked. That's what people don't realize. And blinds just don't appear and get brushed and all this, okay? And the decoys get put out and all this other stuff. So there's a lot of work goes into any type of hunting.
Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it. Okay, because you got to see what was fixing to happen.
Well, hey, here's the thing. Make all this crap.
Oh, hey, make it all pretty. Okay, make it all pretty, and no.
No, I went stone handed to him. I touched it. I said, no. It's hard as a brick. I said, no. He ain't no muffin.
Muffin's supposed to be soft and soggy.
You eat fish stone caught, cooked, and cleaned all the time. Well, no, no, no. Yeah, but hey.
I know the man. Okay. That's just like that deer steak, you know, that yearling that I kill, that committed Harry Carey to save toothpick. You know, Harry. He cleans a deer and cuts up the back strap just like I do. He cuts all the sinew off of it, okay, where all you got is deer meat. You ain't going to bite into it until it's in you and I have to spit it out.
Ain't no bony fingers, buddy. Work your fingers.
Work your fingers to the bone. Bony fingers. Bony fingers. I still don't know what we're talking about. I knew the song before we got... I had Willie's Roadhouse on. And I listened to it before I come up here.
We took them deer hunting, and they killed a doe.
You know, and I told Stone, I said, hey, look, I cooked that steak the other night, you know, that yearling. And I said, I cut up two of the back straps, you know. He had four. You know, he'd clean them and cut, you know. I cut them up, and I cut them a quarter-inch thick, then hammered them. I had about 30 of them. There's about, oh, two or three bites each piece.
Well, I ate 15 and then my woman, no, no, look, my woman ate 15. Thank you. And normally she don't, you know, because she come in and I had some on my plate from leftovers. You know, we ate one night and then the next day I got me some more of them. Cold deer steak is good. She said, you didn't eat all of it, did you? And I said, maybe I wouldn't do that. And I said, yours is still in there.
Yeah. And I told Stone, I said, she ate 15 of them. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, because she'd always tell me, hey, you do goat deer hunting all the time. You don't ever bring nothing home. I said, darling, if you wanted deer steak, all you got to do is tell me, and Stone will go shoot one and bring us the darn steak.
Tell me you want some deer steak.
I told him when we was hunting with him, guys. I said, hey, I have told you how much I appreciate you taking me hunting. And, you know, like when we used to, when you had a boat, you took me fishing.
Hey, he's got daughters, got to have cars. So, hey, there you go.
Look, if mama ain't happy. Nobody's happy. Ain't nobody happy. So, hey, whatever you got to do to keep mama happy. I'm going to get my kids an electric scooter. I ain't got nothing to say about it.
But, hey, back to what I said. I don't like. How do you know what you said? If anybody catches fish. Oh, yeah.
Now, you said, well, you eat stones. Hey, I know him. I've watched him clean them, him and BK. He cleans them, filets them. BK cuts the bones out of them. It's a family operation. They know what they're doing.
A lot of people, y'all, y'all, put a bone out of your mouth, y'all. Stuck it. Y'all, no.
No, I don't know. Like, you know, some friends of mine, okay, Phillip had told them, you know, I like squirrel. So they bring me some squirrel. After an hour and a half of re-cleaning them,
okay it took it took me that long to cut all the crap off of them that they had left everything else so now phil in his heyday when he was you know he'd go and i mean like hey wasn't a limit okay he'd kill what was he no no i wonder when he'd kill what he wanted to kill And come back and then they clean them. And that's where all that came from. Jay's held them all these years.
Plus, that's my favorite wild game. Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the best texture of meat and the best flavor if it's cooked right. Especially a young one.
Either way, I like it just fried, young fried squirrel.
Why would you do that to a dove? Oh, hey, if you've done it, you know, breast them. What, take the bone out of them? Oh, yeah, cut it off the breast, just the breast meat, and then cook it in, you know, dumplings and dove. Yeah, that's delicious I'm talking about, especially like cave dumplings.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, but hey.
Oh, no.
Especially cooked in a Dutch oven. Yeah, he'd cook them. Put the lid in the black.
How was your gravy? I didn't have much grease in it.
No, the gravy was excellent. Thick and brown.
It was fine, too. Oh, yeah. Christine enjoyed it better than I did. The gravy? Yeah. I wasn't even going to cook it. She said, oh, no, I got mashed potatoes for me and rice for you. She said, yeah, we got to cook the gravy.
I said, it's perfect.
But you wouldn't even need.
You wouldn't even need teeth. I do. Well, I cooked that. It was so tender. Good news for you. You didn't need. No, no. I'm serious. You don't need it. No, my brother asked me, he said, hey, you got a little money. Why don't you put some teeth in your face? I said, I don't need no teeth. Have you had my cooking? Have you had my cooking? I said, hey, they fell out. Thank you.
I don't care. I'm at the age I could give a flip less, okay?
It's a bizarre look. He said, they got implants today. You do that. I said, hey, I ain't going to go through all that crap just to have teeth.
Well, hey, I have it. It's right. And them filets.
Mmm. Fish, fish, same way. Mmm.
No. No. That's why I ain't duck hunting right now.
Oh, I'd go up there. In the cold? Oh, yeah. We'd take a heater, boys. Yeah, I'd go to Walmart and buy a couple of heaters, you know, in them bottles. I told the commander that one time when he, you know, he got E7s and E6s running around and come got me a Spec 5, Specialist 5, and made me put up the German GP medium tents. Oh, my. You know, got the troops to put all that up.
Well, when I did, hey, I was cold. And, hey, I lit them Herman Nelson heaters and had that baby running red to the top of the tent. What's a Herman Nelson heater? It's a drip diesel.
And I had it dripping fast, and I had it, but it was warm.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah. And a man came in and got screaming, who done this? And I said, I did, don't touch it. I said, hey, I said, if you turn that off, I'll throw a five-gallon can of diesel on that boost and a half and set it afire. I said, I'll burn everything this Army's got before I freeze to death. There you go. Boy, that's cold as I've been, though. It's a freezing fog coming through.
A freezing fog? Yeah. And look, it come in and everything behind it's crystallized. Everything. Drugs, trees, limbs. In Germany. In Germany. I said, no. I said, y'all get the hell out of my way, because, hey, I fixed to have a fire going, and I fixed to get warm.
And they did. So the commander come in there and got to screaming, and I said, hey, you might as well get out of here, because as soon as you leave, I'm fixing to get the drip going wide open again, baby.
Hey, get out of my way. I ain't freezing in there. It ain't going to be cold. I may get shot, but hey, I ain't going to freeze, yo.
I don't know. You shoot me, you dive cold.
He had to deal with pigtails.
Yeah. That's above freezing.
But you could have got a few.
I was thinking 27. Yeah. It'll get ice if it gets 27 degrees tonight.
It's getting 37 tonight.
Last year, I went duck hunting. Okay. And they, it was, we hunted a ice hole. Yeah. Okay. On the lake, on Phil's property. Yeah. When we pulled the boat in the blind, a beaver was sitting on the thing on a piece of styrofoam and he was literally freezing to death. Did you save him? No. He wasn't watered, but I mean, he was literally just up there just When a beaver gets cold.
Hey, look, when a beaver gets cold, I ain't coming hunting. Now, I'm gone. I'm going to stay in bed. No, because I said, I've always wondered, how do they do it?
Yeah, they live out in this mess.
And they don't have a heater they can run to to get warm. So, no.
There's two things that really scare me. Cold? No. Cold is one of them. Okay. Freezing to death or burning to death with a fire. With a fire. Because if I was in a 10-story building and it's burning from the bottom up.
Hey, before it gets to me, I'm jumping, baby. I'm serious. Hey, I take my chance. I ain't burning.
He jumped out of a 10-story building. Just, hey-ya, swan dive. Don't go ahead first, you psychopath. I would. Hey, I would. Go feet first. Oh, my goodness. No, no. Hey, I'm serious. I would do a swan dive out of a 10-story building before I burned it. And just be sure.
Hey, yeah, here we go, baby. He said.
A place in the woods. That's the name of their business. A place in the woods. There you go.
And 17.
Everybody knows 16. They need to look at 17.
While you're there, go ahead and continue on to 18.
All right.
And I got to say, does everybody know where everything comes from?
It comes from Jesus.
That's where everything we have comes from. It comes from the man, Jesus. Correct. Our wisdom. Our home, our life.
Music sets moods. Yeah, it does. I'm serious. If you're in a bad mood, put on some good music and you'll change your bad mood.
So in 50 years, whenever Jimmy's looking at the yearbook, it'll say, Sandy says, hey, Sandy says, hey, reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand. There you go.
I'm going to go Alabama.
That's unbelievable. He's always got an excuse. Ding, ding, ding. I just said, hey, look, why don't you do what normal people do and just say, hey, I missed that sucker.
I'm going to go with what's a snap pop.
I'm going to have three of them.
Captain Crunch is going to put you in your boat, Captain?
There you go, boys.
That's right.
Everybody misses. If you tell me you don't miss, you're a bald-faced liar. I'll tell you until you're faced, you're a bald-faced liar.
The one that played sooner, he's fixing to be a live host. Yeah.
That's the answer to everything.
A little short. Come up a little short on that one.
He got up.
Oh, no. Him and Phil both. Phil in his heyday. They ain't kill him further than anybody I've ever seen.
Oh, no, look. Phil had a 10-gauge. He shot it and just, he finally just said, Jase, here, you can have this. I don't want it. That reminds me.
But look, hey. He's good. Sorry, Hunter. The ducks were flying that day. We had two bunches of millers working. Mm-hmm. Okay. Jace always takes two guns. That day, he added browning, okay, and the 10-gauge. Well, hey, the ducks were two bunches, and one of them was low and right, and the other bunch was high. Jace killed three, okay, with the browning.
Set it down, grabbed the 10-gauge, and killed two out of the high bunch. Okay, and I'm telling you, it was this way. Boom, boom. And it was 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, splash, 1,009, 1,010, splash.
He shot them. I mean, hey, it was 150 yards high. I'm telling you. I was waiting for the second shot. But it took him a count of 10 to hit the water. And I said, what are you shooting? He said, oh, I'm shooting this 10 gauge. I said, okay, now it makes sense. Because I mean, hey, you talking about up there.
Well, hey.
He's done that quite often, though.
Is Jace still into chopping wood?
No, that's for, hey, if the water's too shallow, he digs a hole where he can put his dippers out.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Check the external input or select another input. Use an input button. You got all that, Hunter?
I heard something about that.
Rough on equipment. I got so tickled. Well, he said, hey, deer.
Hey, he is his father's son. I'll tell you right now.
Y'all killed 20. Yeah, y'all had a good one.
Yeah, we've all done it. It happens.
It always happens when somebody's out of the blind.
Always.
That's another place. Hey, that's another place you can get your big crop. Where? Cross Lake. There's Cross Lake and Caddo Lake. Okay.
What?
That's like a turtle. Like triple. Out of cattle. Boat rule travel. I caught a loggerhead turtle. Okay. Crappie fish. Can't poke. that probably big around this table right here.
He chained him. Get this. He chained this stupid turtle in his yard and charged $5 a ride. And, hey, every time you come by there, there was kids standing on the back of that loggerhead.
Yeah. And y'all were riding it? And it took him two hours, okay, to troll the motor of this thing to the bank, to get him to the bank. Wow. With that cane pole.
I'm telling you, that sucker was a monster. I know that. The biggest one I ever caught on a trout line was like 75 pounds being filled.
Yeah, loggerhead turtle.
Dang. What's your star? Adele.
Yeah. I didn't meet her there.
Well, Hunter's pretty slick. He got her to go with his woman. I didn't even get to meet her.
Appreciation Day.
That's right. 27th of April.
Giving God the glory for all the blessings that he's put up on you.
But in the spring.
I keep wanting to call it that. Tomahawk. Uh-oh. What'd you say? Tomahawk. Big Tomahawk steak. That'll do it.
Yeah, appreciation day sounds expensive.
There's got to be Lay's. Are you a brand man when it comes to chips? Well, hey, Lay's is the best.
And you get the dip. The dip Fritos.
Big spoon. Scoops. Well, that's what you get. Yeah, the scoop.
You got all 10?
Oh, no, no, no. That's the one that I, like I said, you got to get you a pint of red salsa. You can come up with any dip you want. No, red salsa.
You can just cook a bunch of bacon bits.
Oh, you're just running good cheese. No. Yeah. You're just running good cheese there.
They come, them craft. You take a bunch of chili, you dump a bunch of Fritos in there with it, then put a whole bunch of cheese in there on top of all that.
It's got to be sharp.
Well, I'll fix that, because I could eat a gallon of it right now.
Oh.
We're having a separate conversation. Yeah, I know. You need to try that salsa, though, I was telling you about. It's called Big Red. Big Red. It's hot. It's got a little heat to it.
I need to get a draw of it.
There's still a friends and family discount.
Well, I'm just going to go with Big Red then. Big Red, he says. I'm just going with Big Red because I know I can eat it.
Nope. Get rid of the beef jerky. I like the first one.
Hold on. That's a good one. Hunter giggled like a girl and said a you who.
And you got to have a Ritz crackers and sharp cheese. A little package of that. And that'd be enough. I have Ritz crackers and cheese. And then you ain't going to be out there long.
That's right. That way they get that slimy.
Jalapeno. Jalapeno behind a sausage. Get a little heat in there, boys.
Oh, forget the barbecue. It's so bad. It will ruin the taste.
Oh, yeah. I'll fix that. That's why I like it on a sunny day. It gets it, turns it, you pour it out. Did you just say that was barbecue sauce?
Uh-oh, there she is. Who's in the machine? I can't do it.
We're going to take a break. I want to know what chocolate drink actually is. I'm going to buy it.
Hey, tell him, Gower. We'll be right back with a Yoo-Hoo.
I'm going to leave that one alone.
He's going to leave that alone.
I made my judgment on what it looked like.
He feels naked. And afraid.
You can have the you who. That's not good. It didn't look right.
In other words, you got a little colored water there.
That's about it.
That's a good meal now.
Okay. God, when did I tell you what I got my dad?
You're going to tell me.
I'm saying Alabama.
He's a noise maker. I'm a noise maker, and these stupid mics are no good for me.
And I don't own a cell phone because it won't work for me.
Hey, you know technology has gone too far. When it cusses you out. When it cusses you out.
That's what it said.
This is your new Woods truck.
That's it.
All right, what was it? Belton, Georgia. Georgia? Yeah.
So I guess there ain't nothing going on out there that we need to know about?
God bless you.
Yeah, I played. Well, I changed that. I used to play Tiger Woods golf, me and my son, when he was a teenager.
That was actually fun because, hey, we made it wild. We pulled a short move about, hey, the fairway is right over here, and why should I play all them different holes? Just shoot it over there right now.
Yeah, go play 18. Why are you going to play if you don't sit down and hope? Martin, you have Mario Kart basketball?
Well, it's amazing what you can do on Tiger Woods, that golf thing. It's amazing.
Hey, it was fun.
Yeah.
Somebody that does it, and that's all he does in life? You better be good. Yeah. You better be good.
I can't edit. That's like poker online. Okay. Just me and computer don't get along. I would play if me and computer got along. But the guy that's, hey, he's won $48 million online. Yeah. Poker? Yeah, on poker.
How are you supposed to beat him?
He's just barking. I'll tell you what time it is. It's time to read a Bible verse and go home.
There you go.
That's the last one you get from me, boys. That's a true story.
Y'all hadn't heard?
I miss seeing y'all. So you lasted 25? Yeah. I didn't last but 24 and a half.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
What's going on out in the world? Oh, boy. The real world.
Bad penny.
It's off the clock and it's off for everything else.
Give them $500. Which means you got to give them $500.
Si, you ready? Si's ready. He's ready.
But I rolled in about 11 p.m. And y'all had Rocky. Rocky IV. Blaring. So I assume when I'm walking upstairs that everybody's awake.
Hunter's ready. You got to get that microphone up by his face. Enjoy your hot chocolate. Look at all that foam up in that mustache. I'm going to have a long morning. Christine's going to be glad when you get up.
Pow.
Good reason.
It's just one big bunk room we're all in. And so I'm thinking they're going to be awake. Well, I walk in, everybody in the room snoring. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. I have messed up here. So the fact that you're saying you weren't asleep. Not true.
Gone.
That's why you get it on video, so we can watch it.
What are you talking about, son? I sound like Cardi B all over that thing.
You hit him in the 50 yards.
Oh, it's a gut shot. That deer was gut shot. Look, hey. No, he wasn't. Look, let me tell you something.
How far was this deer?
High five for hitting him. I'm just saying, that ain't an easy shot. Nothing about that is easy, so you hit him. But then the most important thing you did, forget the shot, is you did the right thing. You got the heck out of there. When you didn't know, you left him alone.
That's the lesson from the whole deal.
That's exactly what I said.
We'll go tomorrow morning. As a man who was on scene for the recovery,
Where's the video of the good-looking gentleman dragging him out? It was you. Well, me and Zone Breaker. Zone Breaker did a lot more than I did. I just kind of steered. He was more of the horsepower. If you see this boy, you know why.
Very apt name.
But here's what I was going to say. If you want to know how much it means, when the man got from the four-wheeler to the deer, he couldn't say a word. It's the first time I've ever heard him speechless, not because he was out of breath.
Oh, yeah, because you were choking.
Well, he's out of breath, but that wasn't it, because I was over there begging him for a plug off that oxygen machine after I drug him up that hill right there. I was like, hey, man, give me a little hit of that. But that's how much this quest meant. To the guy who gets paid to sit here and run his mouth. He couldn't say nothing.
Only two-thirds. It's been a long day for him. That accounts for three and a half hours. Because when I go out, there's something about, hey. Did you sleep on the ride back? Because there was a two-hour ride. No.
He also values living.
Here's what I knew. I knew I had one, maybe two opportunities at that. And that was it. I said, so I'm going to give it everything I got on this first one.
Yeah, on the first one. If it wouldn't have, I'd probably buy it. It was impressive. It was impressive. But Bonebreaker had the hard part. He had the head.
What's his name? Cody.
I'd say East Carroll Parish probably just looking at him.
You want him on your team. Yeah. He's bigger than Burley? Well, muscle-wise. Not stature, probably. Yeah, no, not stature. Muscles, yes.
He'd have a tough time choking you because his arms are so big.
No, he'd get that forearm on you. I'm talking about just like a kid-friendly choke, not one to like.
Very good nickname. We'll have to have him in here. He's a big old boy now. Oh, yeah. Hey, you quick to arm wrestle Rucker that day. Let's get you up against old Bonebreaker.
Yeah, he's a big old boy.
Yeah, but that was fun. It was fun to be a part of. It was fun to be there for the recovery. Oh, yeah. We had all kinds of people there.
Now, most people don't get to have a crowd for their deer recovery.
We're selling tickets out there.
That's a true story.
Chaz's daughter undressed Jace Robertson via telephone.
Oh, yeah. About shooting yearlings. About shooting baby deer.
And then Phil caught a couple of strays because he said, well, I learned that from my dad. She said, well, your dad is not a nice man.
She has a little daughter. How old is she? Five. Okay. The honesty of a child. She was letting her rip. Then she looked at me. She said, your daddy shouldn't have taught y'all that. I said, hey, I'm not one of them. I'm not one of them. I said, excuse me, I'm not one of them. I just kind of look like it.
You about to sleep for a couple of days?
Let me guess, you didn't get no sleep in either? Didn't sleep, no. Oh, okay.
Boy, you running on empty, ain't you?
No, he's out of deer. He still has plenty of eland and milk eye.
Sleeping.
God bless you.
In Cub Scouts?
Hey, let me tell you what that old man did this morning. Uh-oh. On a duck hunt. What'd he do? My man reached out there with that 20 gauge, clipped him a crow at about 70. Yep. Probably. I saw it. I saw him measuring it out. I was outside the blind watching.
I saw him measuring it out with his shotgun. I said, ain't no way. Boy, ain't no way. He shot that crow. That thing folded like a wet dish rag, buddy.
Rip Van Winkle.
Yeah. So I had to reach out there and guide him once.
And then I laid it on his chest while he laid down.
You don't want to do that. I don't think his skull is in good shape from what I saw. It was a head shot all the way.
Yeah, time spent outside. I just said it jokingly. I said, Si, here comes your crow.
He come right by me, and I was looking at him, and I saw that gun barrel come out that blind. I said, oh, he ain't going to try this, is he?
He'll say, but this time I didn't say nothing.
Oh, Boone. Boone. Boone was the dog.
He looked like he just grabbed like a sour patch kid or something.
I don't know why he's so tired because it sounded like he was relaxed. Stone, too.
Oh, and if you don't think I ain't toting that crow to mine, you're wrong. Yeah.
He made it back to the camp.
With some writing. Si, the kind of guy who killed a crow would be the only one banded ever. You know, something goofy like that. But not this one. I mean, I laughed. I giggled because I just said it in jest. I was like, Si, you got a crow coming right here.
Stone woke up this morning and said, man, my throat's a little scratchy. I was like, yeah, I know why.
That's all he needed.
What he's really saying is why would you mess with perfection?
You ain't going to catch him on the technicality. You ain't going to get me on the technicality. You ain't going to get him.
What did you get for Christmas? Anything worthy of note?
I was just asking if anybody surprised you with something worthy of note. That's all.
I guarantee you. That's better than money. My sister-in-law thought it would be a good idea to get my whole family to flee.
I had a bad day around my house.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's fine. The real kick in the cards about it was – Like, Brittany and him were supposed to be gone all week, so I had to, like, my deer set up. Like, I had everything planned out for the week, and they come running back with the flu.
And then the whole time, you know, thanks to spy point and cell cameras, like, I'm just sitting there while I'm taking care of my sick wife and my two sick boys, and he's standing in front of the camera. All day long. Standing in front of the camera. Standing in front of the camera.
I just took it as some kind of learning lesson from the good Lord. I don't know, focus on the things that matter. Maybe deer don't matter or something. I don't know. I was trying to find a positive in it so I just wouldn't be pissed off.
I was trying to find the lesson in it, but I just kept coming back to the just mad, just pure anger. But a little pride that my plan worked. So I was like, you know, my plan did work at least. At least I still understand how to kill a deer. All I've been doing the last three years is dragging people's deer.
Fetch size, fetch God ones. I mean, that's all I've been doing, dragging deer.
No, no, I agree. But I don't mind. Hey, you kill one this evening. I'll go drag it out for you. I got to do call me. I don't mind doing that stuff. Not for my old.
He was ripping. And apparently they had some peas or something because everybody in there was farting too. It was wild, man. I ain't slept in a group setting in a minute.
Hey, I went with the full intention of hopefully dragging out a deer. I did, and I lost my shoe in the process. Well accomplished. You know. Ain't many people I dragged through briars for, but you're one of them.
Yeah. So, it was all good. Is there any email worthy of note here before we wrap this baby up?
You got some weird voicemail or anything over there?
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Hunter Cam.
You and Stone got them right. Didn't you say that?
A long night. A long night. It is 1.20 in the afternoon, and he's had a long day. How did you have a long night? Do tell.
All right, now. All right, now you're here.
Superpower.
I want to fly. That's my superpower.
You're too big to fly. Well, yeah, I mean.
Like airborne elephant? I mean, I don't know.
Oh, no. I'll make some racket now when I'm coming down.
I want to have. Mallard Man. There you go.
I just want to fly. Like, out of all the ones, I just want to be able to fly. I think it'd be cool. Like, if I just pick up and go.
Okay.
Mallard Man and Wood Duck.
Just imagine Si's nickname be Woody. Woody. Buzz and Woody right again, buddy. Oh, Woody Woodpecker. I went with a much more modern Woody.
Wherever I wanted to. Isn't that the beauty of this?
Where would you fly? Well, John D., I'm a superhero, so I'm not going to fall.
You?
You'd fly to Venice. Nope. That's your favorite place.
In the world.
That river in the desert? Nope. Oh.
He just cutting wind over there?
There you go.
We saw it.
That's right. Why Saturn? I wouldn't go there.
That teacup. Yeah, he's already got that. He's already got his prop.
And that Yeti cup doubled as a hammer. He could beat the hell out of you with it too. There you go. Hey, you come try to knock him out the air. No, that ain't happening.
That's a true statement.
Amen, buddy.
We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
The first time I showed up to Arkansas to hunt with you boys, the first time they put me in the bunk room with Si, and I had no idea. I was like, heck yeah, I love Si. He's hilarious. Then Si fell asleep. And this was before he had a CPAP machine.
You know when you fall asleep when you bunk with Si? When he gets up to go pee.
You got like a three-minute window. That does take you three minutes to go pee.
We was in the FBO.
Every time.
You know, back then, I thought that was mean, but after last night, I think it's kind of funny.
He is a noise maker.
20 years. That's 2000 and... I got distracted by that. Probably 2006, I bet.
Yeah, that was made by Drake Waterfowl. It was right when the Realtree deal started. That's Realtree Max 4.
No, Si, don't give it to him. Sell it to Jacob Mayo.
Vintage Duck Commander jacket.
Yeah, we did. That's fine, though, whatever.
Yeah, last night. I've tried to avoid that. Last night reaffirmed why you will never get me at one of those men's retreats.
Okay, time out.
Yeah. Group sleep. I don't thrive in group sleep setting.
Yeah. And mine is Brittany, but she's even optional sometimes. I'm like, she get them restless legs. Get the thrashing, buddy. Optional. Yeah. Does she kick you? Huh? Does she kick you? Oh, yeah. Sometimes I kick back, too.
He only had but one nostril, so that don't work.
The only man that sounds like he's drunk that don't drink. Jace hung out with that one the other day on the phone. He said, you always sound drunk, but you don't drink. He said, hey, I am drunk on life, buddy. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
Well, I rolled in. So we were all staying. Let's set the scene for the people listening. We all went down to Honey Break last night. If you've never heard of it, look it up. It's a duck hunting place down in Jonesville, Louisiana. Really nice. I mean, one of the nicest places you'll ever visit.
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I don't even know what it was. Yeah, me neither.
Toothpick left the chat, boys.
I did a picture of Si with a dead deer.
All the things.
He was.
Just so we're clear, that little ruffle of fur right there is an exit wound.
No, pick up, go up, go up, right there.
Yeah. But I let the boys go to bed, then I took Brittany out to dinner. Then I come down. So I got down about 11 o'clock.
24. 24.
What's that?
$10 a cup. Yeah. There you go. Hey, now, that's thinking right there. Yeah, Godwin lived by the lights, too.
I'm muffing without you. Didn't say that one. That's a... I'm muffing without you. You got to think on me. What'd you get Miss Paula for Christmas?
Problem solved.
We are storytellers, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The backs are getting thrown out quite a bit these days.
The backs are getting thrown out quite a bit these days.
You guys remember San Quentin, right? Yeah.
You guys remember San Quentin, right? Yeah.
Willie was three on that one for sure.
Willie was three on that one for sure.
Well, I was hurt, and he was making fun of me the whole time. You were just hurt before we came.
Well, I was hurt, and he was making fun of me the whole time. You were just hurt before we came.
I threw my back out, remember? Oh, here we go. Doing what? Brushing my teeth. Yeah. What was you thinking about those jewels from Revelation? I get to California, of course, Willie the whole time. I really couldn't move. He's making fun of me. Baptisms break out, which turned the prison yard into kind of a mud pit because the water's splashing out.
I threw my back out, remember? Oh, here we go. Doing what? Brushing my teeth. Yeah. What was you thinking about those jewels from Revelation? I get to California, of course, Willie the whole time. I really couldn't move. He's making fun of me. Baptisms break out, which turned the prison yard into kind of a mud pit because the water's splashing out.
So Willie's standing there baptizing this big 300-pound, I mean, A huge guy.
So Willie's standing there baptizing this big 300-pound, I mean, A huge guy.
And Willie does the splits.
And Willie does the splits.
So you lost footing. Well, I did the splits. You did the splits.
So you lost footing. Well, I did the splits. You did the splits.
We're out of time. Be brief.
We're out of time. Be brief.
But you did pay the price for it. You did pay the price.
But you did pay the price for it. You did pay the price.
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Capturing chaos. It's like Jerry Springer on wheels.
Capturing chaos. It's like Jerry Springer on wheels.
Yeah, just film Roundabout.
Yeah, just film Roundabout.
It's not yet. Yeah, there was the other story that I saw when I lived there in the news of the guy running for mayor of Monroe. And his whole campaign was that the storm drains were clogged up. You guys remember that guy? Yeah.
It's not yet. Yeah, there was the other story that I saw when I lived there in the news of the guy running for mayor of Monroe. And his whole campaign was that the storm drains were clogged up. You guys remember that guy? Yeah.
That's at IBS.
That's at IBS.
Before you play the button, let me just say that.
Before you play the button, let me just say that.
That is the pot calling the kettle black. Because you won't, I'll say this, you won't go on a two-minute rant. You'll go on about an eight-minute rant.
That is the pot calling the kettle black. Because you won't, I'll say this, you won't go on a two-minute rant. You'll go on about an eight-minute rant.
No, I had that idea. You guys are here talking about the show. You guys got a new show. Let's talk about the new show.
No, I had that idea. You guys are here talking about the show. You guys got a new show. Let's talk about the new show.
Willie trades in the currency of fallacies.
Willie trades in the currency of fallacies.
Don't give a gift and start crying about it. I'm almost tempted to put up a picture of me and Al in our pajamas when we both walked in the same room with the same exact cozy earth pajama set on. Because I want to put the caption, who wore it better? Al, who would you say wore it better?
Don't give a gift and start crying about it. I'm almost tempted to put up a picture of me and Al in our pajamas when we both walked in the same room with the same exact cozy earth pajama set on. Because I want to put the caption, who wore it better? Al, who would you say wore it better?
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Do you remember who my college minister was?
Do you remember who my college minister was?
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And that's why you don't divulge everything on the podcast.
And that's why you don't divulge everything on the podcast.
Well, you already confessed it, so it's out now. You can't take it back unless we edit. We could edit it out, but I don't think we will. No, I think we'll leave it in.
Well, you already confessed it, so it's out now. You can't take it back unless we edit. We could edit it out, but I don't think we will. No, I think we'll leave it in.
Willie shows up about 20 minutes late for church. The whole college group is in there waiting on the college pastor to come in and teach us the Word of God. His IBS was irritable Bible syndrome. So he shows up 20, 30 minutes late, and he walks in, and we're just like, you're late. And everybody's looking at him and goes... Now you know how it feels.
Willie shows up about 20 minutes late for church. The whole college group is in there waiting on the college pastor to come in and teach us the Word of God. His IBS was irritable Bible syndrome. So he shows up 20, 30 minutes late, and he walks in, and we're just like, you're late. And everybody's looking at him and goes... Now you know how it feels.
We turn the entire thing around on us as like a lesson. This is how it feels when you guys show up late. Now you know how it feels. That was good. I was slick, man.
We turn the entire thing around on us as like a lesson. This is how it feels when you guys show up late. Now you know how it feels. That was good. I was slick, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Zach, you know.
Zach, you know.
Well, I did the blinds. And also, I filmed the blinds. I was there on set every day for 25 days. And it was...
Well, I did the blinds. And also, I filmed the blinds. I was there on set every day for 25 days. And it was...
Well, the truth is, there's a nugget that somebody said something to me one time that stuck with me, that motivated me to do everything I've been doing. And it was you, Willie, when you were working for me. I'd hired you. You're welcome again.
Well, the truth is, there's a nugget that somebody said something to me one time that stuck with me, that motivated me to do everything I've been doing. And it was you, Willie, when you were working for me. I'd hired you. You're welcome again.
You missed that. You did work for me at one point in your life for about six hours. You had your little Dave Ramsey.
You missed that. You did work for me at one point in your life for about six hours. You had your little Dave Ramsey.
Well, it wasn't that I learned anything. I think it put like an insecurity in me where I felt like I had to prove myself. And so I've spent the last 20 years trying to prove myself.
Well, it wasn't that I learned anything. I think it put like an insecurity in me where I felt like I had to prove myself. And so I've spent the last 20 years trying to prove myself.
Selling drugs? No, this is what came after.
Selling drugs? No, this is what came after.
No, it was the ridicule. You know what I'm saying? You guys were pretty brutal when I was a kid, so that's all that stuck in me.
No, it was the ridicule. You know what I'm saying? You guys were pretty brutal when I was a kid, so that's all that stuck in me.
Of course he does. It all happened at the family reunion episode when the family shows up for the family reunion, and you guys are in a warm, heated tent with catering. Yeah. And I'm outside in the 20-degree weather. And it's got the little, they had a little box of crackers.
Of course he does. It all happened at the family reunion episode when the family shows up for the family reunion, and you guys are in a warm, heated tent with catering. Yeah. And I'm outside in the 20-degree weather. And it's got the little, they had a little box of crackers.
It's a fear of intimacy. It's a fear of intimacy. That's what it is.
It's a fear of intimacy. It's a fear of intimacy. That's what it is.
I'll be in town for the premier.
I'll be in town for the premier.
If you've got a house I can stay at, can I stay with somebody? Here we go.
If you've got a house I can stay at, can I stay with somebody? Here we go.
What was Willie? You had a famous line. What did he say to the rest of them?
What was Willie? You had a famous line. What did he say to the rest of them?
Which one? Was it Dr. Amen?
Which one? Was it Dr. Amen?
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I wonder why we struggle with a weight problem in our family. I don't know.
I wonder why we struggle with a weight problem in our family. I don't know.
Which is so funny you said that, because where we're eventually going to land in John 8— is the question becomes, are you children of Abraham or children of God? Exactly. Which is a big question, which is kind of what you're saying.
Which is so funny you said that, because where we're eventually going to land in John 8— is the question becomes, are you children of Abraham or children of God? Exactly. Which is a big question, which is kind of what you're saying.
You know, you were at that point, Zach. You needed that little nudge, and I knew camp is exactly what you needed.
You know, you were at that point, Zach. You needed that little nudge, and I knew camp is exactly what you needed.
And you made me think about when you said that. I leaned over and told Lisa. I was like, and what's amazing is that's all about perspective because Jesus knew he was coming and how he was going to come here. But from Mary and Joseph and Israel at the time's perspective, this was not only an unplanned pregnancy, but this comes up, by the way, in this context we're in, as an illegitimate child.
And you made me think about when you said that. I leaned over and told Lisa. I was like, and what's amazing is that's all about perspective because Jesus knew he was coming and how he was going to come here. But from Mary and Joseph and Israel at the time's perspective, this was not only an unplanned pregnancy, but this comes up, by the way, in this context we're in, as an illegitimate child.
I mean, you talk about of all the ways to come into the world, he chose one that we would have never imagined was possible.
I mean, you talk about of all the ways to come into the world, he chose one that we would have never imagined was possible.
No, look, but I'll say this for you, Jay. I preached a lot. I mean, I used to preach every Sunday. But if you're not a little bit nervous about being a spokesman for the Almighty, then something's not quite right about you anyway. I mean, like... You ought to be a little apprehensive about taking it.
No, look, but I'll say this for you, Jay. I preached a lot. I mean, I used to preach every Sunday. But if you're not a little bit nervous about being a spokesman for the Almighty, then something's not quite right about you anyway. I mean, like... You ought to be a little apprehensive about taking it.
And look, it was crickets. Well, and what's funny is you didn't hear me because I didn't say it loud enough for you to hear me. But I took a chance, and I didn't know, but I took a chance that I knew where you were going, and I went, none. And you said, one person, I said, none. And you said, zero. I said, zero. Zero. Because when you said it, I did a quick thought in my process in my mind.
And look, it was crickets. Well, and what's funny is you didn't hear me because I didn't say it loud enough for you to hear me. But I took a chance, and I didn't know, but I took a chance that I knew where you were going, and I went, none. And you said, one person, I said, none. And you said, zero. I said, zero. Zero. Because when you said it, I did a quick thought in my process in my mind.
I thought, I don't know of one.
I thought, I don't know of one.
Yeah. And, you know, I will say this, and you never know until you get there. You begin to think about future and legacy when your grandkids start to grow up. There's no doubt about it.
Yeah. And, you know, I will say this, and you never know until you get there. You begin to think about future and legacy when your grandkids start to grow up. There's no doubt about it.
She actually texted me later in the day because it was Mother's Day and she sent me a picture of her grandkids. I said, you got mentioned today in the sermon. I said, you're going to go back and listen to it. She sent me back. She said, no way.
She actually texted me later in the day because it was Mother's Day and she sent me a picture of her grandkids. I said, you got mentioned today in the sermon. I said, you're going to go back and listen to it. She sent me back. She said, no way.
And then she would always close it by saying, the Lord loves you and I love you. That was her tagline.
And then she would always close it by saying, the Lord loves you and I love you. That was her tagline.
Well, they came for you being at that event.
Well, they came for you being at that event.
He defeated it. Well, and that's one of the reasons why I like the idea you laid out of the acts. How did you put it?
He defeated it. Well, and that's one of the reasons why I like the idea you laid out of the acts. How did you put it?
And so what was really good about that is that underlying theme was that there's a villain in our drama, right? that we didn't have anything to do with creating, and really, without God and Christ, we couldn't really deal with in any way, because it's outside of our sphere. And so I thought that was really powerful, because you made the point about, from Hebrews 2,
And so what was really good about that is that underlying theme was that there's a villain in our drama, right? that we didn't have anything to do with creating, and really, without God and Christ, we couldn't really deal with in any way, because it's outside of our sphere. And so I thought that was really powerful, because you made the point about, from Hebrews 2,
about Jesus' death and resurrection defeating that fear of death in the evil one, which was a huge piece of that puzzle. But look, Jase, I think in an overview lesson, because I did the overview to begin this book months ago,
about Jesus' death and resurrection defeating that fear of death in the evil one, which was a huge piece of that puzzle. But look, Jase, I think in an overview lesson, because I did the overview to begin this book months ago,
A good overview lesson is one that when you go back and look at it, and I've noticed it now that you've gone through it today on the podcast, it could be about six other sermons. Any of those points you laid out that were a point in your deal, like a genre, could have been its own sermon. But that's what an overview does. It shows you in the power of a book.
A good overview lesson is one that when you go back and look at it, and I've noticed it now that you've gone through it today on the podcast, it could be about six other sermons. Any of those points you laid out that were a point in your deal, like a genre, could have been its own sermon. But that's what an overview does. It shows you in the power of a book.
these letters that were written, is that Paul laid out – I mean, this book was full of some themes that were incredible. Exactly. And then when you break them down in a smaller way, but then you've got to have that big picture of looking at it too.
these letters that were written, is that Paul laid out – I mean, this book was full of some themes that were incredible. Exactly. And then when you break them down in a smaller way, but then you've got to have that big picture of looking at it too.
Yeah, which is why I love these little glimpses you get in the Bible of... The other part of our drama, as you described it. It was good. It was excellent. For those of you wondering, you can go to wfrchurch.org to see Jason's sermon in its entirety or mine a couple of weeks prior to that. So we'll be back in John chapter 8. We pick it up next time on Unshamed.
Yeah, which is why I love these little glimpses you get in the Bible of... The other part of our drama, as you described it. It was good. It was excellent. For those of you wondering, you can go to wfrchurch.org to see Jason's sermon in its entirety or mine a couple of weeks prior to that. So we'll be back in John chapter 8. We pick it up next time on Unshamed.
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So our audience will love it because we did Ephesians last year, and then we preached Ephesians at our church. And so a lot of that I was able to roll into. And I only go once a month, so other people preach. And we were able to hit those themes, which I learned a lot just from talking about Ephesians with you all. So it really goes well together.
So our audience will love it because we did Ephesians last year, and then we preached Ephesians at our church. And so a lot of that I was able to roll into. And I only go once a month, so other people preach. And we were able to hit those themes, which I learned a lot just from talking about Ephesians with you all. So it really goes well together.
And Jace's role, it was Mother's Day, so it was a little bit. But, you know, we kind of quit doing Mother's Day sermons a long time ago because you just kind of honor moms. And Jace did a really unique thing. I did a Mother's Day sermon.
And Jace's role, it was Mother's Day, so it was a little bit. But, you know, we kind of quit doing Mother's Day sermons a long time ago because you just kind of honor moms. And Jace did a really unique thing. I did a Mother's Day sermon.
As it turned out, you found a way to do that, which is pretty impressive.
As it turned out, you found a way to do that, which is pretty impressive.
Jason never stopped preaching, though.
Jason never stopped preaching, though.
Well, you made a good point that I hadn't thought about, that Ephesians is a super family-oriented book that I kind of miss. We've gone through it twice now. I mean, more than I thought.
Well, you made a good point that I hadn't thought about, that Ephesians is a super family-oriented book that I kind of miss. We've gone through it twice now. I mean, more than I thought.
By the way, he knew about it a month. For those of you who think, man, y'all just dropped it on him.
By the way, he knew about it a month. For those of you who think, man, y'all just dropped it on him.
Actually, I didn't time it. There you go.
Actually, I didn't time it. There you go.
Oh, I did. But it was right around the right. It felt right. It was 32 minutes. 32 minutes.
Oh, I did. But it was right around the right. It felt right. It was 32 minutes. 32 minutes.
You don't do your best studying at 10 to 1230 anyway. So, Zach, I turned 60 this year, which, you know, I used to think 60 was old until I got there. And then it's amazing how fast you get there. But I will say at 59, I realized as I was getting to 60 that I needed to lose some weight. I was having some health problems, high blood pressure, high cholesterol. And just generally not feeling great.
You don't do your best studying at 10 to 1230 anyway. So, Zach, I turned 60 this year, which, you know, I used to think 60 was old until I got there. And then it's amazing how fast you get there. But I will say at 59, I realized as I was getting to 60 that I needed to lose some weight. I was having some health problems, high blood pressure, high cholesterol. And just generally not feeling great.
Could you not see a clock? I knew you were struggling with something, but I'm sitting in the middle. By the way, I never get to. Usually, if I'm there, I'm down front. I'm either participating in a service or I like being down front. But because it was Mother's Day, I sat back with Lisa behind Cy, which is always interesting. So I'm in the middle of the audience yesterday, which is unusual.
Could you not see a clock? I knew you were struggling with something, but I'm sitting in the middle. By the way, I never get to. Usually, if I'm there, I'm down front. I'm either participating in a service or I like being down front. But because it was Mother's Day, I sat back with Lisa behind Cy, which is always interesting. So I'm in the middle of the audience yesterday, which is unusual.
So I tried it on my own. I lost a little, but it was really a failure until I got some help. And really it's thanks to our podcast that I found out about some great folks at PhD Weight Loss. Dr. Ashley Lucas is the founder. She's a registered dietitian. She has a Ph.D.
So I tried it on my own. I lost a little, but it was really a failure until I got some help. And really it's thanks to our podcast that I found out about some great folks at PhD Weight Loss. Dr. Ashley Lucas is the founder. She's a registered dietitian. She has a Ph.D.
in sports nutrition and chronic disease, which gives her a passion for helping people to lose weight and not just to lose it in the moment, but lose it for life. Thousands of clients have had success. Now I am one of those clients. She helps teach you what to eat, when to eat, works on your relationship with food, and helps you make a decision to lose weight for life.
in sports nutrition and chronic disease, which gives her a passion for helping people to lose weight and not just to lose it in the moment, but lose it for life. Thousands of clients have had success. Now I am one of those clients. She helps teach you what to eat, when to eat, works on your relationship with food, and helps you make a decision to lose weight for life.
If you're watching this online, here's a picture of me at the beginning. Not so pretty. But here I am now, all these weeks, 18 weeks later, going on my 19th week. I've lost 54 pounds. I feel great. There's no gimmicks. There's no pills, no shots. There's no side effects, which happens a lot of times with weight loss. I'm not eating rabbit food. I'm not hungry all the time.
If you're watching this online, here's a picture of me at the beginning. Not so pretty. But here I am now, all these weeks, 18 weeks later, going on my 19th week. I've lost 54 pounds. I feel great. There's no gimmicks. There's no pills, no shots. There's no side effects, which happens a lot of times with weight loss. I'm not eating rabbit food. I'm not hungry all the time.
My medication's been cut in half, and so I'm hoping maybe when I get to the end of this, I'll be medication-free. PHD Weight Loss even provides up to 80% of your weekly foods at no extra cost. So join me on my weight loss journey. Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by calling 864- 644-1900, or you can visit myphdweightloss.com. That's 864-644-1900. Tell them that Al sent you.
My medication's been cut in half, and so I'm hoping maybe when I get to the end of this, I'll be medication-free. PHD Weight Loss even provides up to 80% of your weekly foods at no extra cost. So join me on my weight loss journey. Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by calling 864- 644-1900, or you can visit myphdweightloss.com. That's 864-644-1900. Tell them that Al sent you.
And this is breaking news, those of you that, when you start watching the show, that you know at some point Jace is going to show up.
And this is breaking news, those of you that, when you start watching the show, that you know at some point Jace is going to show up.
So I don't have any idea. I'm just John Q member. You're just one of the people. I was one of the sheep. I tried to complain to somebody, but nobody cared. So there you go. You were complaining about me? No, just in general.
So I don't have any idea. I'm just John Q member. You're just one of the people. I was one of the sheep. I tried to complain to somebody, but nobody cared. So there you go. You were complaining about me? No, just in general.
Welcome back to Unashamed. Zach just did a fake Matty countdown for us. Just hadn't quite got the melody right, Matty, but he's working on it. We got the tone right. You got the tone right. You got to get the melody right. So we were laughing because the Maddie forgot to put my clock. I can't function without a clock. This thing is timed. I am the keeper of time on the Unashamed Podcast.
Welcome back to Unashamed. Zach just did a fake Matty countdown for us. Just hadn't quite got the melody right, Matty, but he's working on it. We got the tone right. You got the tone right. You got to get the melody right. So we were laughing because the Maddie forgot to put my clock. I can't function without a clock. This thing is timed. I am the keeper of time on the Unashamed Podcast.
No, this was the conclusion. Jace was doing the overview wrap-up.
No, this was the conclusion. Jace was doing the overview wrap-up.
I had preached Ephesians 6, 10 through 20, the last sermon, and then Jace was doing the wrap-up. We try to do an overview to begin. Look, this is right out of my training. You tell what you're going to tell, you tell it, then you tell what you told. So that was that.
I had preached Ephesians 6, 10 through 20, the last sermon, and then Jace was doing the wrap-up. We try to do an overview to begin. Look, this is right out of my training. You tell what you're going to tell, you tell it, then you tell what you told. So that was that.
The backs are getting thrown out quite a bit these days.
You guys remember San Quentin, right? Yeah.
Willie was three on that one for sure.
Well, I was hurt, and he was making fun of me the whole time. You were just hurt before we came.
I threw my back out, remember? Oh, here we go. Doing what? Brushing my teeth. Yeah. What was you thinking about those jewels from Revelation? I get to California, of course, Willie the whole time. I really couldn't move. He's making fun of me. Baptisms break out, which turned the prison yard into kind of a mud pit because the water's splashing out.
So Willie's standing there baptizing this big 300-pound, I mean, A huge guy.
And Willie does the splits.
So you lost footing. Well, I did the splits. You did the splits.
We're out of time. Be brief.
But you did pay the price for it. You did pay the price.
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Capturing chaos. It's like Jerry Springer on wheels.
Yeah, just film Roundabout.
It's not yet. Yeah, there was the other story that I saw when I lived there in the news of the guy running for mayor of Monroe. And his whole campaign was that the storm drains were clogged up. You guys remember that guy? Yeah.
That's at IBS.
Before you play the button, let me just say that.
That is the pot calling the kettle black. Because you won't, I'll say this, you won't go on a two-minute rant. You'll go on about an eight-minute rant.
No, I had that idea. You guys are here talking about the show. You guys got a new show. Let's talk about the new show.
Willie trades in the currency of fallacies.
Don't give a gift and start crying about it. I'm almost tempted to put up a picture of me and Al in our pajamas when we both walked in the same room with the same exact cozy earth pajama set on. Because I want to put the caption, who wore it better? Al, who would you say wore it better?
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And that's why you don't divulge everything on the podcast.
Well, you already confessed it, so it's out now. You can't take it back unless we edit. We could edit it out, but I don't think we will. No, I think we'll leave it in.
Willie shows up about 20 minutes late for church. The whole college group is in there waiting on the college pastor to come in and teach us the Word of God. His IBS was irritable Bible syndrome. So he shows up 20, 30 minutes late, and he walks in, and we're just like, you're late. And everybody's looking at him and goes... Now you know how it feels.
We turn the entire thing around on us as like a lesson. This is how it feels when you guys show up late. Now you know how it feels. That was good. I was slick, man.
Yeah.
Zach, you know.
Well, I did the blinds. And also, I filmed the blinds. I was there on set every day for 25 days. And it was...
Well, the truth is, there's a nugget that somebody said something to me one time that stuck with me, that motivated me to do everything I've been doing. And it was you, Willie, when you were working for me. I'd hired you. You're welcome again.
You missed that. You did work for me at one point in your life for about six hours. You had your little Dave Ramsey.
Well, it wasn't that I learned anything. I think it put like an insecurity in me where I felt like I had to prove myself. And so I've spent the last 20 years trying to prove myself.
Selling drugs? No, this is what came after.
No, it was the ridicule. You know what I'm saying? You guys were pretty brutal when I was a kid, so that's all that stuck in me.
Of course he does. It all happened at the family reunion episode when the family shows up for the family reunion, and you guys are in a warm, heated tent with catering. Yeah. And I'm outside in the 20-degree weather. And it's got the little, they had a little box of crackers.
It's a fear of intimacy. It's a fear of intimacy. That's what it is.
I'll be in town for the premier.
If you've got a house I can stay at, can I stay with somebody? Here we go.
What was Willie? You had a famous line. What did he say to the rest of them?
Which one? Was it Dr. Amen?
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I wonder why we struggle with a weight problem in our family. I don't know.
Which is so funny you said that, because where we're eventually going to land in John 8— is the question becomes, are you children of Abraham or children of God? Exactly. Which is a big question, which is kind of what you're saying.
You know, you were at that point, Zach. You needed that little nudge, and I knew camp is exactly what you needed.
And you made me think about when you said that. I leaned over and told Lisa. I was like, and what's amazing is that's all about perspective because Jesus knew he was coming and how he was going to come here. But from Mary and Joseph and Israel at the time's perspective, this was not only an unplanned pregnancy, but this comes up, by the way, in this context we're in, as an illegitimate child.
I mean, you talk about of all the ways to come into the world, he chose one that we would have never imagined was possible.
No, look, but I'll say this for you, Jay. I preached a lot. I mean, I used to preach every Sunday. But if you're not a little bit nervous about being a spokesman for the Almighty, then something's not quite right about you anyway. I mean, like... You ought to be a little apprehensive about taking it.
And look, it was crickets. Well, and what's funny is you didn't hear me because I didn't say it loud enough for you to hear me. But I took a chance, and I didn't know, but I took a chance that I knew where you were going, and I went, none. And you said, one person, I said, none. And you said, zero. I said, zero. Zero. Because when you said it, I did a quick thought in my process in my mind.
I thought, I don't know of one.
Yeah. And, you know, I will say this, and you never know until you get there. You begin to think about future and legacy when your grandkids start to grow up. There's no doubt about it.
She actually texted me later in the day because it was Mother's Day and she sent me a picture of her grandkids. I said, you got mentioned today in the sermon. I said, you're going to go back and listen to it. She sent me back. She said, no way.
And then she would always close it by saying, the Lord loves you and I love you. That was her tagline.
Well, they came for you being at that event.
He defeated it. Well, and that's one of the reasons why I like the idea you laid out of the acts. How did you put it?
And so what was really good about that is that underlying theme was that there's a villain in our drama, right? that we didn't have anything to do with creating, and really, without God and Christ, we couldn't really deal with in any way, because it's outside of our sphere. And so I thought that was really powerful, because you made the point about, from Hebrews 2,
about Jesus' death and resurrection defeating that fear of death in the evil one, which was a huge piece of that puzzle. But look, Jase, I think in an overview lesson, because I did the overview to begin this book months ago,
A good overview lesson is one that when you go back and look at it, and I've noticed it now that you've gone through it today on the podcast, it could be about six other sermons. Any of those points you laid out that were a point in your deal, like a genre, could have been its own sermon. But that's what an overview does. It shows you in the power of a book.
these letters that were written, is that Paul laid out – I mean, this book was full of some themes that were incredible. Exactly. And then when you break them down in a smaller way, but then you've got to have that big picture of looking at it too.
Yeah, which is why I love these little glimpses you get in the Bible of... The other part of our drama, as you described it. It was good. It was excellent. For those of you wondering, you can go to wfrchurch.org to see Jason's sermon in its entirety or mine a couple of weeks prior to that. So we'll be back in John chapter 8. We pick it up next time on Unshamed.
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So our audience will love it because we did Ephesians last year, and then we preached Ephesians at our church. And so a lot of that I was able to roll into. And I only go once a month, so other people preach. And we were able to hit those themes, which I learned a lot just from talking about Ephesians with you all. So it really goes well together.
And Jace's role, it was Mother's Day, so it was a little bit. But, you know, we kind of quit doing Mother's Day sermons a long time ago because you just kind of honor moms. And Jace did a really unique thing. I did a Mother's Day sermon.
As it turned out, you found a way to do that, which is pretty impressive.
Jason never stopped preaching, though.
Well, you made a good point that I hadn't thought about, that Ephesians is a super family-oriented book that I kind of miss. We've gone through it twice now. I mean, more than I thought.
By the way, he knew about it a month. For those of you who think, man, y'all just dropped it on him.
Actually, I didn't time it. There you go.
Oh, I did. But it was right around the right. It felt right. It was 32 minutes. 32 minutes.
You don't do your best studying at 10 to 1230 anyway. So, Zach, I turned 60 this year, which, you know, I used to think 60 was old until I got there. And then it's amazing how fast you get there. But I will say at 59, I realized as I was getting to 60 that I needed to lose some weight. I was having some health problems, high blood pressure, high cholesterol. And just generally not feeling great.
Could you not see a clock? I knew you were struggling with something, but I'm sitting in the middle. By the way, I never get to. Usually, if I'm there, I'm down front. I'm either participating in a service or I like being down front. But because it was Mother's Day, I sat back with Lisa behind Cy, which is always interesting. So I'm in the middle of the audience yesterday, which is unusual.
So I tried it on my own. I lost a little, but it was really a failure until I got some help. And really it's thanks to our podcast that I found out about some great folks at PhD Weight Loss. Dr. Ashley Lucas is the founder. She's a registered dietitian. She has a Ph.D.
in sports nutrition and chronic disease, which gives her a passion for helping people to lose weight and not just to lose it in the moment, but lose it for life. Thousands of clients have had success. Now I am one of those clients. She helps teach you what to eat, when to eat, works on your relationship with food, and helps you make a decision to lose weight for life.
If you're watching this online, here's a picture of me at the beginning. Not so pretty. But here I am now, all these weeks, 18 weeks later, going on my 19th week. I've lost 54 pounds. I feel great. There's no gimmicks. There's no pills, no shots. There's no side effects, which happens a lot of times with weight loss. I'm not eating rabbit food. I'm not hungry all the time.
My medication's been cut in half, and so I'm hoping maybe when I get to the end of this, I'll be medication-free. PHD Weight Loss even provides up to 80% of your weekly foods at no extra cost. So join me on my weight loss journey. Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by calling 864- 644-1900, or you can visit myphdweightloss.com. That's 864-644-1900. Tell them that Al sent you.
And this is breaking news, those of you that, when you start watching the show, that you know at some point Jace is going to show up.
So I don't have any idea. I'm just John Q member. You're just one of the people. I was one of the sheep. I tried to complain to somebody, but nobody cared. So there you go. You were complaining about me? No, just in general.
Welcome back to Unashamed. Zach just did a fake Matty countdown for us. Just hadn't quite got the melody right, Matty, but he's working on it. We got the tone right. You got the tone right. You got to get the melody right. So we were laughing because the Maddie forgot to put my clock. I can't function without a clock. This thing is timed. I am the keeper of time on the Unashamed Podcast.
No, this was the conclusion. Jace was doing the overview wrap-up.
I had preached Ephesians 6, 10 through 20, the last sermon, and then Jace was doing the wrap-up. We try to do an overview to begin. Look, this is right out of my training. You tell what you're going to tell, you tell it, then you tell what you told. So that was that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.