Si Robertson

When the hay was hauled, she was hauling, throwing it up there and everything else.

Are you sure she just didn't have hay all over her face?

She had a beard.

Like a full beard?

No, she had like a goatee.

She taped it?

No, no, I'm serious.

Literally, she had to shave.

No, she shaved, okay, and then I had to put, like, a coloring on her, you know, to cover it up.

but i don't know no that's i mean it's that makes sense that that's y'all's relatives i mean you'll have the most famous beard on earth so yeah well that's why wouldn't you have a relative that's a lady it's always i've told you this i haven't i never did meet my grandfathers either one and it's always pissed me off because daddy's dad was a judge that would have been cool to meet him yeah yeah and like the courthouse yeah oh yeah

That's why I was saying, Daddy, I've always said that Phil was what I call a hard man.

He shows no emotion.

That was weakness.

So how many aunts and uncles did you have then?

A bunch of them?

Yeah.

Well, no, the Hales.

The Hales are your mama's family.

Hobbies are first cousins.

Mary Sue, she married Alexander.