Siegfried & Joy

Nein. Absoluter Thomas Gottschalk Move. Darf ich hier mal anfassen? Was hast du denn da? Oh, oh, oh. Also, meine Damen und Herren, die Schuhe hier also.

Sorry, too political.

Einen wunderschönen guten Abend. Das ist Siegfried. Das ist Joy. Und wir sind vor einem Jahr nach Las Vegas gefahren. Und wir haben uns gesagt, wenn wir es in Las Vegas schaffen und so richtig berühmt werden, dann kommen wir niemals wieder.

Berlin, hier sind wir!

I heat up, I can't cool down. You got me spinning round and round. Round and round and round it goes. Where it stops, nobody knows. Every time you call my name, I heat up like a burning flame. Burning flame, full of desire. Kiss me, baby, let the fire get higher. I feel the magic in your caress. magic when I touch your dress. Silk and satin, leather and lace, black panties with an angel's face.

I can see magic in your eyes. I hear the magic in your size. Just when I think I'm gonna get away, I hear the words that you always say.

I'm so happy to be here in the theater of the west.

We thought about it, tonight is a very special... It's a very special evening and we thought we wanted to do something special. We thought we would fulfill one person's dream tonight. The great childhood dream of magicing on this stage. And let's be honest, who didn't have this as a little child? This very big dream of magicing.

Jan, I think this is your moment! Come to us! Come on stage! This is Jan Böhmermann!

Jan, what kind of magic do you get?

These are three paper cups, which are empty. Can you confirm that? I can confirm that. So three empty cups and we have water. They are completely empty. And we have water in every cup, there is equally a lot of water. We all count cup number one, cup number two, cup number three. We have three cups.

And Jan, we'll do that for you. When the music starts, you'll go cool and relaxed. You'll feel the rhythm. You'll feel the blues. When you're at the front, you'll shine bright like a diamond. You'll do a magical hip swing. Not yet, we're still practicing, Jan. Hip swing down to the stage. Then the disco finger goes. Up in the sky. And when the disco finger is up, the audience turns around.

You're completely out. The donations. And the magic happens all by itself. We'll take the microphone off. Thank you. Jan, are you ready for your performance? Okay, the cup always has to stay on your head, don't spill any water, you always hold it tight. Are you ready for Jan's performance?

Let's say it with the words of a great magician. The stage is yours!

Wow! Oh my god, Jan, did you feel it? How the sparklings sparkled through the room. How the magic went through. In that moment it happened. And the water disappeared in a magical way. And the only thing we have to do now to prove it to the people is to put the cup over our heads. Do it, be brave.

Jan, come on, I'm begging you!

Thank you very much, once again a huge applause for Magic Jan!

Hit the music! And guys, do you want a real big illusion? Then have fun in our small, personal Las Vegas!

A little Christmas girl! What? What? Huh? Wow, it's really beautiful.

Yes, hey. No. This is especially for the people who are at home. At least for the people who have money.

We invited ourselves, but... But it was magical. That was very fast. Do you want to see a little trick?

Yes, definitely. One trick. One more. Sit down. Enjoy it.

It's a completely normal red suit.

Completely normal.

Fly!

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Thank you.

Thank you.

And we are Siegfried und Joy!

Mega cool.

Defined by Böhmermann and Schultz.

Here's Olaf from the Flippers and you're listening to Mädel am Mittwoch with Jan Böhmermann and Olli Schulz. And Thiago. Keep it hard, we keep it heavy. Bye bye, your Flipper. Olaf from the Flippers says you should donate.

Hey, yo

Donate. Donate. Donate, damn shit. Everyone donate. Give your money for a good cause. Donate, donate, donate, donate, donate. Who donates is cool. And when we reach one million, what do you do then, Olli? What do you mean, what do you do when we reach one million? Help me on the jumps. Oh, I see. When we reach one million euros, then Olli Schulz becomes... Then I take naked photos on a cow dung.

The erotic Olli Schulz calendar.

€50!