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leather jacket like he's like hey man thanks federal agent and i'm just like this is straight out of them they went in your house yes bro they raided my property holy crap like they had a warrant yeah like 12 cops like in street clothes like machine guns get the fuck on the ground i'm just like okay and i was like super chill i'm handcuffed to like my couch my dog's there my parents aren't home or anything i'm 18 i'm like yo if you guys are thirsty like there's water and like drinks i'm just trying to be nice bro like you know i'm already fucked i'm already

Oh, my God.

To my couch with my dog.

I'm like... Cops are funny, bro.

Just like...

my first defense kind of thing, and I had a really good lawyer.

And plus, bro, I'm on the dark web.

What do you want me to do?

Here it is.

What the fuck?

No, it was just weed and shit, bro.

It wasn't anything crazy, but that was before weed got legalized and all that good stuff.

They're big on IDs and shit.

Of course, of course.

That's crazy.

Right.

Dude, I spent 10 grand on the 2000 Bitcoin.

Oh my God.

So to do the math, it was like my first Bitcoin I bought for $6.

Dude.