Simon Mayo

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And if you're already a Vanguardista, we salute you.

So before we go any further, let us just – we salute all the people who put this show together at the end of the show.

Yes.

But I think at this point of the show, we should salute Josh, our engineer, who for reasons best known to himself supports Arsenal Football Club, who at the time of recording last night, because of results elsewhere, won the title.

Yes.

Almost all Arsenal fans have either been watching the game or down the pub or rounded a friend.

But Josh has just told us this.

You do the punchline, Mark.

The great thing about this is not only does it show great sense of proportion and he's putting his marriage first, but also it sounds like a sitcom.

On the night that your team win the title for the first time in 22 years, where are you?

I was at collage.

It's not even an exciting club.

It's with respect, you know, anyway.

So congratulations to our engineer who I think has made a commendable decision.

Something that would never happen before.

But anyway, so Josh, although us mentioning this has now made it quite difficult for a bunch of other people who say, I just heard on the podcast that Josh, big Arsenal fan, he went to collage club, not go to the match.

Why can't you be like Josh?

Exactly.

Why can't you be?