Simon Mayo

Oh, by the way, Mark, I'm sure, not sure, yeah, not sure if you'll know anyone, but I urgently need to rehome a dog.

Right.

It's a really feisty little Jack Russell.

Barks from 6 a.m.

through to 3 a.m.

the following day.

Full of character.

If anyone's interested, send me an email and I'll even hop over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.

Very good.

P-A-W, are you saying?

They're spontaneous jokes that just came to me as soon as the music started.

No, of course I didn't.

I expect so.

Simon Poole's main work is to celebrate Arsenal being champions.

Yeah, I can't be bothered.

We'll move on after this.

While you were having a great time in Cannes, by the way, I was heading to Copenhagen for a family christening, which all went very well, and it was lovely.

However, I, along with 20,000 other people, lost their suitcases because of various things that he threw, and I still haven't got it.

So I know I dress like a teenager, but I do dress up for a family event, and so we went to the christening in the Anglican church in Copenhagen,

Everyone's looking fantastic.