Simon Rex

Beautiful eyes. Is he mixed?

Oh, so the mom is already mixed. Pre-mixed.

Oh, so the mom is already mixed. Pre-mixed.

Oh, so the mom is already mixed. Pre-mixed.

Can we pull up the parents? I want to do a little eugenics here.

Can we pull up the parents? I want to do a little eugenics here.

Can we pull up the parents? I want to do a little eugenics here.

Unbelievable. Steph Curry.

Unbelievable. Steph Curry.

Unbelievable. Steph Curry.

Man, the basketball people love golf, it seems.

Man, the basketball people love golf, it seems.

Man, the basketball people love golf, it seems.

Maybe I'm just thinking of Jordan.

Maybe I'm just thinking of Jordan.

Maybe I'm just thinking of Jordan.

I think they do, man. I think they love golf.

I think they do, man. I think they love golf.

I think they do, man. I think they love golf.

That's true. Not me. I like being a comic and a white male. Life is good, man. People always say comics want to be rock stars. I'm like, I don't want to be a rock star. Some douche with tight leather pants on and long hair.