Skyler Higley

Obviously, that hasn't worked out at all, but...

Terrible jobs.

I worked for...

one of those companies that I think the first job I had was one of those companies where they're like we're gonna go out and help people have a better electricity it's just like a pyramid scheme I was in a pyramid scheme for a couple days you do that you gotta be in a pyramid scheme for like a little bit and where you go you really do and they're having these meetings honestly not unlike when Conan kicks in the door to the writers room where they coming in with all this energy and yeah we're gonna do it and it's like what do we do and they're like don't worry about

Just random shitty jobs, and then I started contributing to ClickHole, which is an offshoot of The Onion for, like, the internet generation.

Yeah, I know ClickHole.

Yes, you did a video with ClickHole.

Do you remember the premise of the video you did for ClickHole?

Yes, yeah.

I think it's a couple going through a breakup.

And the premise of the video is couple goes through breakup while Conan O'Brien pours milk into the sink in the background.

So you were working there when I... No, I wasn't working there when you did that.

But that was probably one of those early things that probably came out when I was in high school.

And that was one of those things where it's like, if people are making that and you can do that, that is the kind of thing I want to do.

Oh, cool.

And so I remember my first headline I ever got on there was like, heartwarming, even though this man and woman are from different religions, they still had sex on a park bench.

This is good.

That $15, like also the first time ever getting paid for writing something.

This is amazing.

Right, because you got that $20 bill and maybe you spent like five minutes like talking about foreskin or something.