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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Slick back Frank sitting over there.

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Four. Three. Two. Do one. Oh, he doesn't like it. I don't think he likes it. Why are you... What is it? It's...

Four. Three. Two. Do one. Oh, he doesn't like it. I don't think he likes it. Why are you... What is it? It's...

You look like you're about to do a push-up. How is it?

You look like you're about to do a push-up. How is it?

Don't peer pressure me.

Don't peer pressure me.

Middle-est? Okay, let me give it a go.

Middle-est? Okay, let me give it a go.

Did I just drink throw up?

Did I just drink throw up?

My mouth feels like I did throw up.

My mouth feels like I did throw up.

My throat feels thrown up in. Or throw... I threw out...

My throat feels thrown up in. Or throw... I threw out...

Oh, so that was like four years before she went. She probably didn't even know that was going on, honestly. Really? She was that far gone? I mean, her eyes started going near the end.

Oh, so that was like four years before she went. She probably didn't even know that was going on, honestly. Really? She was that far gone? I mean, her eyes started going near the end.

Listen, man.

Listen, man.

What?

What?

That I was not expecting at all.

That I was not expecting at all.

I mean, nothing's going to happen to you.

I mean, nothing's going to happen to you.

Bro. The church knows how to build a building.

Bro. The church knows how to build a building.

I walked through it. They have a bunch of shit in the back. They have a bunch of dead people in there, too, I think. Like tombs or something.

I walked through it. They have a bunch of shit in the back. They have a bunch of dead people in there, too, I think. Like tombs or something.

They're only selling holy water.

They're only selling holy water.

That's bananas. That's even maybe a little more blasphemous than I'm comfortable. Really? I don't know.

That's bananas. That's even maybe a little more blasphemous than I'm comfortable. Really? I don't know.

Someone else did do it, which is, which is the issue.

Someone else did do it, which is, which is the issue.

I'm joking.

I'm joking.

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No, I don't think so.

No, I don't think so.

I need to talk about this. A local pizzeria – where was this? Doesn't matter. Who cares? Make up a town. Bim Bom. So a local pizzeria in Bim Bom, there was someone who came in and they ordered a Miller Lite, and then the people at the –

I need to talk about this. A local pizzeria – where was this? Doesn't matter. Who cares? Make up a town. Bim Bom. So a local pizzeria in Bim Bom, there was someone who came in and they ordered a Miller Lite, and then the people at the –

So this woman ordered a Miller Lite, and then it came to the table, and it was a Bud Light. So, right.

So this woman ordered a Miller Lite, and then it came to the table, and it was a Bud Light. So, right.

Huntsville, Alabama. That's actually a progressive part of Alabama.

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But so there was, like, this story where they brought over a Miller Lite, or they ordered a Miller Lite, they got a Bud Lite, and they didn't want to really bring it up, but then a firm was like, oh, you should say, like, you know, whatever. So they were just kind of like, oh, you know, this is the wrong beer. I actually ordered a Miller Lite. So it was like that.

But so there was, like, this story where they brought over a Miller Lite, or they ordered a Miller Lite, they got a Bud Lite, and they didn't want to really bring it up, but then a firm was like, oh, you should say, like, you know, whatever. So they were just kind of like, oh, you know, this is the wrong beer. I actually ordered a Miller Lite. So it was like that.

Then when they got their bill, there was the pizza that they ordered, the beer, and then a $5 bitching fee. Oh, shit. Which is like, when I first heard this story, I'm like, yo, I'm on board with putting bitching fee on people's orders. That's not a bitching fee.

Then when they got their bill, there was the pizza that they ordered, the beer, and then a $5 bitching fee. Oh, shit. Which is like, when I first heard this story, I'm like, yo, I'm on board with putting bitching fee on people's orders. That's not a bitching fee.

I really can't see... Unless the waiter was name-calling and being disrespectful in that way, I can't think of a reason why someone would stand up in a restaurant and throw their napkin down and be like, This is unacceptable! I can't think of a reason why that would happen.

I really can't see... Unless the waiter was name-calling and being disrespectful in that way, I can't think of a reason why someone would stand up in a restaurant and throw their napkin down and be like, This is unacceptable! I can't think of a reason why that would happen.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

That's a little crazy, but, like... It would be very difficult for me. I don't think I have it in me to, like, stand up in a public place and, like, you know, whatever. If something's happening to me, I can see that happening if someone's being disrespectful.

That's a little crazy, but, like... It would be very difficult for me. I don't think I have it in me to, like, stand up in a public place and, like, you know, whatever. If something's happening to me, I can see that happening if someone's being disrespectful.

Like, if we were out and the waiter was being a dick to you or being a dick to another table or something, then I would be more inclined to be like, what the fuck?

Like, if we were out and the waiter was being a dick to you or being a dick to another table or something, then I would be more inclined to be like, what the fuck?

The louder the purr, the bigger the lion.

The louder the purr, the bigger the lion.

If there's a bitching fee.

If there's a bitching fee.

I'm even okay in certain places, in intimate restaurants, you being like, fellas, you being a little loud. Chill out.

I'm even okay in certain places, in intimate restaurants, you being like, fellas, you being a little loud. Chill out.

Not laughter.

Not laughter.

By the way, this is coming from a person who grew up in a family that is loud.

By the way, this is coming from a person who grew up in a family that is loud.

And I hated being at a restaurant with like my family and then our like uncles and aunts and stuff. And I'm like, I feel so bad for everyone in here.

And I hated being at a restaurant with like my family and then our like uncles and aunts and stuff. And I'm like, I feel so bad for everyone in here.

Yeah. I mean, my family wasn't, like – they're not – Assholes. They're just loud people.

Yeah. I mean, my family wasn't, like – they're not – Assholes. They're just loud people.

When, like, there's something wrong with the food or whatever, and the waiter's right here, and you're telling me what's wrong with the food. Tell them.

When, like, there's something wrong with the food or whatever, and the waiter's right here, and you're telling me what's wrong with the food. Tell them.

And if there's something wrong with your food or you get the wrong beer or whatever the case is and you're like, hey, I'm sorry, I actually ordered this thing.

And if there's something wrong with your food or you get the wrong beer or whatever the case is and you're like, hey, I'm sorry, I actually ordered this thing.

I don't remember. You were riding a bicycle around in a motorcycle helmet.

I don't remember. You were riding a bicycle around in a motorcycle helmet.

I mean, the warning. Like, I warned you, and now you've entered the bitch zone.

I mean, the warning. Like, I warned you, and now you've entered the bitch zone.

They're not racist. They're transphobic.

They're not racist. They're transphobic.

But, like, I'm excited to see what they could do. Bro, I'm fucking hyped for a Harry Potter show, dude. I love Harry Potter.

But, like, I'm excited to see what they could do. Bro, I'm fucking hyped for a Harry Potter show, dude. I love Harry Potter.

Through all those movies, not one of the students ever was like, come on, just fucking say the sentence.

Through all those movies, not one of the students ever was like, come on, just fucking say the sentence.

I don't mean to do this whole Harry Potter thing again, but, like, someone explain to me this shit, right? You go to school, and I know you guys don't have the answers, but you go to a school, you open the textbook, and like learning a spell. How fucking hard can it be?

I don't mean to do this whole Harry Potter thing again, but, like, someone explain to me this shit, right? You go to school, and I know you guys don't have the answers, but you go to a school, you open the textbook, and like learning a spell. How fucking hard can it be?

But didn't that dude say, like, the wand chooses you? So if you're just, like, a bitch, then, like, you're gonna get in there and get some whack wands. because it's like that's the one that's calling for you. That's true. That's true. That's a good point. You'll never be a good wizard.

But didn't that dude say, like, the wand chooses you? So if you're just, like, a bitch, then, like, you're gonna get in there and get some whack wands. because it's like that's the one that's calling for you. That's true. That's true. That's a good point. You'll never be a good wizard.

I love that shit and I also wish it was real. I would love a wand and I would love to just like

I love that shit and I also wish it was real. I would love a wand and I would love to just like

I'd be totally cool with not having a wand. Can't do any of that. But riding around on a broomstick would be something I would do.

I'd be totally cool with not having a wand. Can't do any of that. But riding around on a broomstick would be something I would do.

Frank, I'm 33. I'm saying like leading up to that point.

Frank, I'm 33. I'm saying like leading up to that point.

But I would like to be on a broomstick or even better on a big dragon thing. A hippogriff.

But I would like to be on a broomstick or even better on a big dragon thing. A hippogriff.

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I don't know. Whatever that means. A body in the summer is what it is.

I don't know. Whatever that means. A body in the summer is what it is.

The season.

The season.

Yeah, and Nathan's like, bro, if you're going to suck with them, you can't suck with us.

Yeah, and Nathan's like, bro, if you're going to suck with them, you can't suck with us.

Not gonna slow it down. Not gonna slow me down.

Not gonna slow it down. Not gonna slow me down.

141.

141.

Oh, 141. Yeah, no, I just... I wasn't tapped into that.

Oh, 141. Yeah, no, I just... I wasn't tapped into that.

It's actually...

It's actually...

Are there tariffs on hot dogs? We don't know that. No, those are American-made. I don't know that either. I don't know.

Are there tariffs on hot dogs? We don't know that. No, those are American-made. I don't know that either. I don't know.

The first one being the dog sucks you? Yeah. And now the new one is?

The first one being the dog sucks you? Yeah. And now the new one is?

I agree. What can we make like a dessert dog? What can it be?

I agree. What can we make like a dessert dog? What can it be?

Like a brownie, and then you put scoops of ice cream on it? It might. Okay.

Like a brownie, and then you put scoops of ice cream on it? It might. Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That may be tougher to get through HR. Dessert dogs bark for him.

That may be tougher to get through HR. Dessert dogs bark for him.

Okay.

Okay.

Ooh! Hold on. All jokes aside, what the fuck?

Ooh! Hold on. All jokes aside, what the fuck?

His first girlfriend lived in Ireland. His second one he used to look at from across the park.

His first girlfriend lived in Ireland. His second one he used to look at from across the park.

That's just like, it's not two dogs.

That's just like, it's not two dogs.

It's by weight probably. It's by dollar amount. That's probably why it's going to double.

It's by weight probably. It's by dollar amount. That's probably why it's going to double.

The tariffs, bro. I don't know if that's true, but the prices of things go up.

The tariffs, bro. I don't know if that's true, but the prices of things go up.

Don't start making up more taglines. I think that we should go out on top. You sure? Because I feel like you were getting a little further from the point. The point is, here comes the tagline. I know you. Once you looked off into the distance to the left, I was like, he's making more taglines.

Don't start making up more taglines. I think that we should go out on top. You sure? Because I feel like you were getting a little further from the point. The point is, here comes the tagline. I know you. Once you looked off into the distance to the left, I was like, he's making more taglines.

Okay. Beautiful. Frank, where can they find you?

Okay. Beautiful. Frank, where can they find you?

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Yeah, dude. But, like, we never, I never, I've never in my life told Jamie that, like,

Yeah, dude. But, like, we never, I never, I've never in my life told Jamie that, like,

i had a crush on you you've said it more on the show that's how she knows well she knew because everyone all everyone would tell her but like growing up there was this girl from kindergarten to fifth grade i've talked about a mad times on the show this is insane now but like i had a crush on her through like elementary school and like i've never said it to her but like you knew other people knew her everyone knew i was i was putting it

i had a crush on you you've said it more on the show that's how she knows well she knew because everyone all everyone would tell her but like growing up there was this girl from kindergarten to fifth grade i've talked about a mad times on the show this is insane now but like i had a crush on her through like elementary school and like i've never said it to her but like you knew other people knew her everyone knew i was i was putting it

My first girlfriend actually was that girl, uh, Samantha in sixth grade. Yeah. I remember that. But I, did I tell you about my friend Sean, how he like made it happen?

My first girlfriend actually was that girl, uh, Samantha in sixth grade. Yeah. I remember that. But I, did I tell you about my friend Sean, how he like made it happen?

Like they put something out there. Cheese. And then it's like, oh, okay, now we got to fight.

Like they put something out there. Cheese. And then it's like, oh, okay, now we got to fight.

Peanut butter.

Peanut butter.

Oh, yeah, very well. But my friend Sean knew that I liked this girl, and then he had heard from her concierge that she liked me too. So he walked – at one point, it was like the end of a school date.

Oh, yeah, very well. But my friend Sean knew that I liked this girl, and then he had heard from her concierge that she liked me too. So he walked – at one point, it was like the end of a school date.

It's like you feel differently about me.

It's like you feel differently about me.

Gloves too, dude. It gets cold. Your hands get cold in the wind.

Gloves too, dude. It gets cold. Your hands get cold in the wind.

Cutoff gloves?

Cutoff gloves?

Do you remember like the whole- You can't have women with their boobies out on the highway. People would be flipping over their cars. They would.

Do you remember like the whole- You can't have women with their boobies out on the highway. People would be flipping over their cars. They would.

Is it vodka?

Is it vodka?

You ever watch a dog drink in slow motion?

You ever watch a dog drink in slow motion?

All right, so pour some.

All right, so pour some.

The distinction. I've smelled things worse than this. That's a lot. I mean, I'm just going to take a sip. Okay.

The distinction. I've smelled things worse than this. That's a lot. I mean, I'm just going to take a sip. Okay.

Do you have any... What's the cool thing? Do we have a cool thing?

Do you have any... What's the cool thing? Do we have a cool thing?

There was one I saw on Love is Blind, and it was like, I'm not below you, I'm not above you, but I'm right here with you.

There was one I saw on Love is Blind, and it was like, I'm not below you, I'm not above you, but I'm right here with you.

Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Slick back Frank sitting over there.

Four. Three. Two. Do one. Oh, he doesn't like it. I don't think he likes it. Why are you... What is it? It's...

You look like you're about to do a push-up. How is it?

Don't peer pressure me.

Middle-est? Okay, let me give it a go.

Did I just drink throw up?

My mouth feels like I did throw up.

My throat feels thrown up in. Or throw... I threw out...

Oh, so that was like four years before she went. She probably didn't even know that was going on, honestly. Really? She was that far gone? I mean, her eyes started going near the end.

Listen, man.

What?

That I was not expecting at all.

I mean, nothing's going to happen to you.

Bro. The church knows how to build a building.

I walked through it. They have a bunch of shit in the back. They have a bunch of dead people in there, too, I think. Like tombs or something.

They're only selling holy water.

That's bananas. That's even maybe a little more blasphemous than I'm comfortable. Really? I don't know.

Someone else did do it, which is, which is the issue.

I'm joking.

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No, I don't think so.

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So this woman ordered a Miller Lite, and then it came to the table, and it was a Bud Light. So, right.

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But so there was, like, this story where they brought over a Miller Lite, or they ordered a Miller Lite, they got a Bud Lite, and they didn't want to really bring it up, but then a firm was like, oh, you should say, like, you know, whatever. So they were just kind of like, oh, you know, this is the wrong beer. I actually ordered a Miller Lite. So it was like that.

Then when they got their bill, there was the pizza that they ordered, the beer, and then a $5 bitching fee. Oh, shit. Which is like, when I first heard this story, I'm like, yo, I'm on board with putting bitching fee on people's orders. That's not a bitching fee.

I really can't see... Unless the waiter was name-calling and being disrespectful in that way, I can't think of a reason why someone would stand up in a restaurant and throw their napkin down and be like, This is unacceptable! I can't think of a reason why that would happen.

Excuse me?

That's a little crazy, but, like... It would be very difficult for me. I don't think I have it in me to, like, stand up in a public place and, like, you know, whatever. If something's happening to me, I can see that happening if someone's being disrespectful.

Like, if we were out and the waiter was being a dick to you or being a dick to another table or something, then I would be more inclined to be like, what the fuck?

The louder the purr, the bigger the lion.

If there's a bitching fee.

I'm even okay in certain places, in intimate restaurants, you being like, fellas, you being a little loud. Chill out.

Not laughter.

By the way, this is coming from a person who grew up in a family that is loud.

And I hated being at a restaurant with like my family and then our like uncles and aunts and stuff. And I'm like, I feel so bad for everyone in here.

Yeah. I mean, my family wasn't, like – they're not – Assholes. They're just loud people.

When, like, there's something wrong with the food or whatever, and the waiter's right here, and you're telling me what's wrong with the food. Tell them.

And if there's something wrong with your food or you get the wrong beer or whatever the case is and you're like, hey, I'm sorry, I actually ordered this thing.

I don't remember. You were riding a bicycle around in a motorcycle helmet.

I mean, the warning. Like, I warned you, and now you've entered the bitch zone.

They're not racist. They're transphobic.

But, like, I'm excited to see what they could do. Bro, I'm fucking hyped for a Harry Potter show, dude. I love Harry Potter.

Through all those movies, not one of the students ever was like, come on, just fucking say the sentence.

I don't mean to do this whole Harry Potter thing again, but, like, someone explain to me this shit, right? You go to school, and I know you guys don't have the answers, but you go to a school, you open the textbook, and like learning a spell. How fucking hard can it be?

But didn't that dude say, like, the wand chooses you? So if you're just, like, a bitch, then, like, you're gonna get in there and get some whack wands. because it's like that's the one that's calling for you. That's true. That's true. That's a good point. You'll never be a good wizard.

I love that shit and I also wish it was real. I would love a wand and I would love to just like

I'd be totally cool with not having a wand. Can't do any of that. But riding around on a broomstick would be something I would do.

Frank, I'm 33. I'm saying like leading up to that point.

But I would like to be on a broomstick or even better on a big dragon thing. A hippogriff.

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I don't know. Whatever that means. A body in the summer is what it is.

The season.

Yeah, and Nathan's like, bro, if you're going to suck with them, you can't suck with us.

Not gonna slow it down. Not gonna slow me down.

141.

Oh, 141. Yeah, no, I just... I wasn't tapped into that.

It's actually...

Are there tariffs on hot dogs? We don't know that. No, those are American-made. I don't know that either. I don't know.

The first one being the dog sucks you? Yeah. And now the new one is?

I agree. What can we make like a dessert dog? What can it be?

Like a brownie, and then you put scoops of ice cream on it? It might. Okay.

Yeah.

That may be tougher to get through HR. Dessert dogs bark for him.

Okay.

Ooh! Hold on. All jokes aside, what the fuck?

His first girlfriend lived in Ireland. His second one he used to look at from across the park.

That's just like, it's not two dogs.

It's by weight probably. It's by dollar amount. That's probably why it's going to double.

The tariffs, bro. I don't know if that's true, but the prices of things go up.

Don't start making up more taglines. I think that we should go out on top. You sure? Because I feel like you were getting a little further from the point. The point is, here comes the tagline. I know you. Once you looked off into the distance to the left, I was like, he's making more taglines.

Okay. Beautiful. Frank, where can they find you?

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Yeah, dude. But, like, we never, I never, I've never in my life told Jamie that, like,

i had a crush on you you've said it more on the show that's how she knows well she knew because everyone all everyone would tell her but like growing up there was this girl from kindergarten to fifth grade i've talked about a mad times on the show this is insane now but like i had a crush on her through like elementary school and like i've never said it to her but like you knew other people knew her everyone knew i was i was putting it

My first girlfriend actually was that girl, uh, Samantha in sixth grade. Yeah. I remember that. But I, did I tell you about my friend Sean, how he like made it happen?

Like they put something out there. Cheese. And then it's like, oh, okay, now we got to fight.

Peanut butter.

Oh, yeah, very well. But my friend Sean knew that I liked this girl, and then he had heard from her concierge that she liked me too. So he walked – at one point, it was like the end of a school date.

It's like you feel differently about me.

Gloves too, dude. It gets cold. Your hands get cold in the wind.

Cutoff gloves?

Do you remember like the whole- You can't have women with their boobies out on the highway. People would be flipping over their cars. They would.

Is it vodka?

You ever watch a dog drink in slow motion?

All right, so pour some.

The distinction. I've smelled things worse than this. That's a lot. I mean, I'm just going to take a sip. Okay.

Do you have any... What's the cool thing? Do we have a cool thing?

There was one I saw on Love is Blind, and it was like, I'm not below you, I'm not above you, but I'm right here with you.