Soleil

Um, and,

And I hear somebody calling my dog's names from the woods.

And my dogs hear it too.

They stop and they look at it.

And Lola, our golden retriever, who never growled at anybody, growls.

And she runs back to the house.

And then as the dogs are running back to the house, I hear somebody yelling my name.

And so I freak out.

I call my parents.

I'm like, there's somebody in the woods calling my name.

And my parents are like,

You're making it up or it's John messing with you.

John's our neighbor who like I went to high school with his son and he he's him and his wife have always just been so nice to me.

Like they used to like give me rides to school and stuff.

And like John would just never do something like that.

Like he was he would like tell you stupid dad jokes.

But John's not the kind of guy who would like go stand in the woods and like try to creep you out.

So I was like, I really don't think that that's true, but whatever.

My parents don't believe me.

Fast forward three months later, I'm out of town with my parents.