Sophia Kianni

Like slow motion. I'm like Cinderella story. You're like, exactly. I fucking tumble. Like, I'm not even joking. It was like a movie, like two flights of stairs. I like collapse on the floor. I am literally, I swear to God, gushing blood from my leg. I'm wearing a long dress. No one can see it. I'm gushing blood. I'm like, I have a concussion. And then I look up, I'm dizzy. I think it's Phoebe.

Like slow motion. I'm like Cinderella story. You're like, exactly. I fucking tumble. Like, I'm not even joking. It was like a movie, like two flights of stairs. I like collapse on the floor. I am literally, I swear to God, gushing blood from my leg. I'm wearing a long dress. No one can see it. I'm gushing blood. I'm like, I have a concussion. And then I look up, I'm dizzy. I think it's Phoebe.

Like slow motion. I'm like Cinderella story. You're like, exactly. I fucking tumble. Like, I'm not even joking. It was like a movie, like two flights of stairs. I like collapse on the floor. I am literally, I swear to God, gushing blood from my leg. I'm wearing a long dress. No one can see it. I'm gushing blood. I'm like, I have a concussion. And then I look up, I'm dizzy. I think it's Phoebe.

And I'm like, yo, bro, I need help. And then literally she goes, yo, bro, it is Jay-Z. No. It is fucking Jay-Z being like, hey, are you okay? I'm literally like... He goes, that was really embarrassing. I'm like, I literally can't speak. I'm just like... Yeah, and he literally goes... I know you're embarrassed, right? It's OK. Don't be. It's going to be OK. Are you OK? I'm like, yes, sir.

And I'm like, yo, bro, I need help. And then literally she goes, yo, bro, it is Jay-Z. No. It is fucking Jay-Z being like, hey, are you okay? I'm literally like... He goes, that was really embarrassing. I'm like, I literally can't speak. I'm just like... Yeah, and he literally goes... I know you're embarrassed, right? It's OK. Don't be. It's going to be OK. Are you OK? I'm like, yes, sir.

And I'm like, yo, bro, I need help. And then literally she goes, yo, bro, it is Jay-Z. No. It is fucking Jay-Z being like, hey, are you okay? I'm literally like... He goes, that was really embarrassing. I'm like, I literally can't speak. I'm just like... Yeah, and he literally goes... I know you're embarrassed, right? It's OK. Don't be. It's going to be OK. Are you OK? I'm like, yes, sir.

Absolutely. I am so OK. Do not worry at all. I am so good. Please, please, just please leave. I'm going to start crying. Please, please, please, please, please go away.

Absolutely. I am so OK. Do not worry at all. I am so good. Please, please, just please leave. I'm going to start crying. Please, please, please, please, please go away.

Absolutely. I am so OK. Do not worry at all. I am so good. Please, please, just please leave. I'm going to start crying. Please, please, please, please, please go away.

Yes, of course. He was such a gentleman. He was so sweet. He literally was like, hey, do you need someone to come over here? I'm like, no, no, I promise. I'm so OK. This is so embarrassing. Everyone's looking at me. Please stop. You're like, no, I just need to leave. I was like, I need to leave. And then anyway, he like helps me up so sweet and then leaves.

Yes, of course. He was such a gentleman. He was so sweet. He literally was like, hey, do you need someone to come over here? I'm like, no, no, I promise. I'm so OK. This is so embarrassing. Everyone's looking at me. Please stop. You're like, no, I just need to leave. I was like, I need to leave. And then anyway, he like helps me up so sweet and then leaves.

Yes, of course. He was such a gentleman. He was so sweet. He literally was like, hey, do you need someone to come over here? I'm like, no, no, I promise. I'm so OK. This is so embarrassing. Everyone's looking at me. Please stop. You're like, no, I just need to leave. I was like, I need to leave. And then anyway, he like helps me up so sweet and then leaves.

And then Phoebe walks over and I'm like, I am so embarrassed. I need to leave. Like, I'm literally gushing blood. Phoebe's like, no, I want to go play poker. Phoebe is a blackjack god. Do you want to tell her what happened after this? Much more important, actually, part of the story. Well,

And then Phoebe walks over and I'm like, I am so embarrassed. I need to leave. Like, I'm literally gushing blood. Phoebe's like, no, I want to go play poker. Phoebe is a blackjack god. Do you want to tell her what happened after this? Much more important, actually, part of the story. Well,

And then Phoebe walks over and I'm like, I am so embarrassed. I need to leave. Like, I'm literally gushing blood. Phoebe's like, no, I want to go play poker. Phoebe is a blackjack god. Do you want to tell her what happened after this? Much more important, actually, part of the story. Well,

That's actually so cool. I'm gushing blood losing this game. I have no idea how to play. I look over. The whole crowd is around Phoebe. Phoebe, the fucking mastermind beating Tom Brady at blackjack. And everyone's like, Who is that girl? I told everyone I was an influencer.

That's actually so cool. I'm gushing blood losing this game. I have no idea how to play. I look over. The whole crowd is around Phoebe. Phoebe, the fucking mastermind beating Tom Brady at blackjack. And everyone's like, Who is that girl? I told everyone I was an influencer.

That's actually so cool. I'm gushing blood losing this game. I have no idea how to play. I look over. The whole crowd is around Phoebe. Phoebe, the fucking mastermind beating Tom Brady at blackjack. And everyone's like, Who is that girl? I told everyone I was an influencer.

I'm again like, Tom Brady knows who you are. This is so insane.

I'm again like, Tom Brady knows who you are. This is so insane.