Sophie Gilbert

It does not look like a documentary.

It's so expensively shot.

The visuals are high, high, high quality.

And then I think the first shot of Melania is a pair of red Christian Louboutin heels, $1,000 shoes.

And the camera kind of pans up and you see her like she's a massive celebrity, which she is.

But it's really like Beyonce kind of set up and framing.

I've, for my sense, have read a lot of books about Melania Trump by this point.

So I do feel like I have a, you know, kind of a sense of who she is.

And none of that comes through in this movie.

It is entirely visuals.

She looks absolutely stunning.

Her clothes are amazing.

They film her walking from place to place.

She's always walking.

She's always wearing heels.

I think right at the end of the movie, she takes her heels off for a second.

But otherwise, she's in five-inch stilettos pretty much the whole way through.

But there's no sense at all of who she is.

She speaks in all these aphorisms about living life with purpose and, you know, how ardently she believes in the Constitution and these very weird soundbites that come through that have nothing to do with what's happening on screen or what her husband certainly is doing as president.

Yeah, it's about as boring as that sounds, actually.