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your jeans are capri pants so that's a capri pant is usually supposed to show up like a whole ass calf what are you really you really are five foot all right you like to say five one but you're honest the first time yeah anyone here shorter than five feet i didn't mean to do that to you i

I was trying to, like, help you out.

I'd be like, see?

That person's 4'10".

But, man, it was silent in here.

I mean, you could have heard a small person drop.

In the bottom of my heart, I cannot believe what I do.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe I... I don't know how I... I truly, to this day, think all the time that all I ever wanted to be was a comic, and that's what I am, and that's what supports my life.

I swear to you, I think about it all the time.

I can't believe I got a show on television that stayed on.

I can't believe I do stand-up as a professional comedian.

Like, I just can't believe it.

But, um...

You know, it just was about exactly.

It was a lot of luck, a lot of hard work, a lot of rejection.

And then at some point you create an opportunity.

An opportunity meets preparedness, meets luck.

It's a lot going in there that's out of your control.

I was hoping – I knew it would be quick.