SPEAKER_07

I'm like, let's just... Why don't you guys stop campaigning for the Turks who raped your great-grandparents and come back to the true faith, okay?

Christianity.

I think Christianity.

Albanians were one of the first groups in the Balkans to convert to Christianity.

Between the third and fourth century BCE, they were already mostly converted to Christianity and they were spreading it.

And they wanted all of it.

So the pre Albanians were Lyrians.

They were an ancient tribe that's native to the Albanian land.

And they were amongst the first to accept Christianity in the Balkans and spread it.

And our hero, who even Beck will tell you he loves, this is the funniest thing, right?

Because Albanian Muslims will be like, fuck the Turks and the fucking Turks and they oppressed us.

And then they'll be like, don't eat the pork.

But they will all recognize Skenderbe, a.k.a.

George Castriotti, who was the one who fought off the Ottoman Empire for 25 years.

This guy was a fucking badass.

You want to talk about a guy that there should be a movie about?

It's this guy.

First of all, pull up a picture of him.

His fucking whole fit is awesome.

He's got this helmet with these two ram horns because it's an ancient Illyrian thing.