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He's a black guy.

It doesn't exist.

So he overthrew the colonialists.

Oh, okay.

Oh, really?

Yeah, but then they all starved to death because they forgot that black people don't know how to farm.

So Skender Bay was abducted as a... Because the Ottomans would come in and they would take the sons... Mm-hmm.

as tributes, as a way to make sure that the principalities would obey what they wanted, because they're like, we have your sons, and if you fuck around, you're going to find out.

But his dad said to him when they took him, don't forget your land, don't forget where you came from.

So he's over there, I forgot how long, I think it's 20 something, it turns 18, 19, he totally grows up in the Ottoman Empire, becomes one of the head generals, like master general, right?

Mm-hmm.

And then during a battle, he disappears and returns to his land, suddenly shows up at his land, slays all the Turks who have taken over his land.

And he's like, yeah, we're going to fight the fucking Ottomans now.

So he goes from being their number one general to being their number one enemy.

The whole time he's there, he's like a Jew.

He's learning everything about their little tricks, about how they fight and everything.

So he knew their whole playbook.

So he constructed his army.

He brings together all these Albanian tribes.

Albanians are a lot like black people, right?