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Like, he has a mastery of doing press conferences that no one remembers the echo of anything that he has said.

35 years strong, Dan.

Can you guys think of, in the hypothetical,

something worse that he could have said in fiction than what it is that he said.

Outside of slurs and things that would get you immediately fired, what is the thing that he could have put out there that no one was actually thinking about worse than the thing that he did put out there?

Okay, that's good.

I'm sure he feels better about that today.

That some guy in Miami who pulled out a Bob Saget shirt that's been in his closet for 30 years this morning because it's too cold gives him a pass for making what is an identifiably egregious mistake.

An egregious mistake that I'm saying.

Identifiably egregious.

Thank you.

I appreciate, Tony, your compassion in these moments.

I mean, at this point, Jeremy, I believe that everyone listening to this, no matter their level of empathy, thinks that people in sports who get caught cheating are actually cheating.

Like, I don't know where it changed for you guys.

I told you guys the story, right, of—this is funny.

It's a funny story because I was suspended—

from ESPN for a year, but no one told me.

I didn't know that I was suspended for a year, and the reason I was suspended for a year is because Lance Armstrong was about to host the ESPYs, and I'm like,

get it.

Lance Armstrong's list of things on circumstantial evidence that he's a cheater is here and Barry Bonds' list of things that he's a cheater is here and one of them is Barry Bonds and vilified identifiably and the other is hosting the ESPYs as an American hero.