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and were you thinking of me when you came up with this excuse you probably were and i took the bait hook line and sinker i believe jeremy took the bait i believe that i have been scarred by ryan i think i still believe him

I kind of do.

I've been scarred by Ryan Braun the way that Derrick Rose has been scarred by the Dwayne Wayne statue.

Ryan Braun, I did believe because I'm like, well, he wouldn't do it that forcefully.

He wouldn't stand on a field and deny it that forcefully unless he, nobody would lie that aggressively.

Who would lie?

No, but that aggressively.

Lying is one thing.

Lying with defiance and arrogance and scolding reporters and doing it calmly and confidently.

Lying that well, I fell for Ryan Braun, but it's the last time I fell like that.

They won't get you again, Dano.

Except for maybe this time.

Nope, not me.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

He stole.

He did that kissy face thing and we kind of felt bad about it.

Come on, let's believe him.

No games.

Unsuspend him.

Justice for P.E.G.