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Yeah.

Dust in the wind.

It's going.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good times. Calm down.

No, because they didn't even know that you were there.

He's never signed a petition.

no because they didn't even know oh so when they flip the iPad he's gone for a second no they go like this so it's gone and he's like he was never there so he does get free meals okay so he gets free shit okay alright so he steals he's a thief

You know what I'm saying? So like, it's going to, it's going to work itself out.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

He's decoy man. But what about decoy man?

I was trying to think of, like, an Ant-Man variant, but I didn't really.

Yeah, but that's because Ant-Man's huge, obviously.

Put Thorns in anybody's shoe and is a part owner of the Portland Thorns. Majority stake.

You can thorn them in the shoulder.

Yeah. And I warned you that I'm going to thorn you.

Yeah. That'll do it for the draft, though.

I can't be getting hammered on Saturday nights anymore.

Right? Because Scott's here now.

Did you just see that? I didn't see it, but... Superman's not in the fucking top 10. Is it only Marvel?

Five. Sorry. I didn't mean to touch your coin, man. It's all right. Black Panther. Really? That one was good as fuck.

I could have. I could have.

Same package. We...

Yeah, yeah.

Sour squashies. Yeah, yeah.

And that's, that's really what you asked for.

Yeah. Um, I will say I've lost it. It's yeah.

Excited for this. Half coated, half coated. I put a little you in there, whatever. Okay. Whoa, whoa.

Late in the game.

Patty Pellet is going to be the champion of that division.

regardless of who they give them, give them Gaethje, give them Poirier, give them whoever it is.

It's going to be a huge fight.

Yeah.

Great for the UFC. And then talking about good for the UFC, Volk is back on top.

It's Lopez.

Listen, you could emphasize whatever you want to emphasize. If you want to say Lopez or Lopez or Lopez.

He belongs in the five-round fight, Danny. Where do you go from here if you're Lopez? I don't know.

Volk will get old.

I thought he was going to lay the gloves down.

Right?

Lay those gloves down. The only thing I really know about Volk is him and Jamal are friends.

With that being said... Why is that? He's one of my favorite fighters. Just random? It seems like Jamal's just into the UFC.

If you follow Jamal Murray on Instagram, it's...

It's nothing but brand deals and then the occasional UFC post.

I don't even think I followed you more. I actually bet he story the other day for Volksky.

Rory won. We watched the end, but we were on the course.

I'm happy for him too at the end of the day.

If it was him and Bryson, I would have been like, I kind of want Bryson to win, but it's like, I don't.

You got to feel for him a little bit. But then at the same time, it's like second is better than eighth.

Golf, you get second, you get more money.

I don't.

It's better to be that guy than to be just a guy that never gets top three.

The sun's hitting my eyeballs right now.

Yeah.

I'm excited for what happens. Listen, I have no idea. I really have no idea. We'll talk about this more.

Personally, I don't.

Yeah.

And that's fine. And that's fine to say that. Shea's going to get the MVP. That's fine. Draymond's going to get the deep boy. That's fine.

Shea's going to get the MIP.

Draymond fucked the girl in his crocs.

Just a girl. I think Cade... I think... Listen, if... I think he might not want to say it, but he probably is like... If he said something along the lines of like, I slept in the breadbasket studio and I fucked a girl in Zach's Gucci slides, I'd be like... You'd love it. All right. You'd love it, yeah. That's love. I would say that's love. I would put it on my story and say, that's love.

First of all, don't use my Crocs. I didn't give you permission. Second of all, don't do those things in my Crocs. That's not...

Right? Right.

Name check. Yeah. Fuck, fuck. It's one of those, it is tough because like... Cade doesn't like it.

And you can't really story it.

Because that would be the main thing.

Yeah, you're a freak.

And then fucked.

I don't know. Golf, we played.

I shot a 90 on the dot. Here's the problem, though. It's like, I'm not close to 80.

But it's not close.

All that would have to happen is I don't make any, like, bad mistakes, like a three-footer.

Crazy birdies, yeah. Yeah, it could happen. Could happen.

I had something. Oh, we watched that movie 7 out of 10.

We never talked about the White Lotus season finale.

Can we just wrap that up?

You're my son.

Speak up, dude. You honestly deserve to catch one. Also, that guy was like 90.

I got some... Yeah, I got some... Did it scratch your butt? Yeah, it's like, you just want some deaths. I wish Lachlan stayed dead. Not because I hated Lachlan, but... Well, that was... That was too safe.

Exactly.

Him... clarifying the jerk-off situation is it made it way worse.

No, that's way off, man. You're way off there.

It was just continued. He just keeps sticking around as Gary. And he's not. He's going to be back on the next season.

There's a tumble tea right there.

What else happened to that show?

I mean, I like season two a lot.

Yeah, nothing else, nothing else. Back to the epi.

This comes from Wyatt, and I think it's a really interesting conversation. He says, who would win in a game of Uno, best of seven, a Buddhist monk or Paul George?

Exactly. I think the Buddhist monk, like, they're not going to let a bad Uno card get to them.

Like, one of the best. One of the best to ever do it with the Uno Reverse.

Yeah.

I'm going to say Buddhist Monk in seven games.

Yeah, a live shrimp. I hope you're talking about a shrimp that could be running around this bowl. You could run shit in this bowl.

We don't do that. You know what I'm saying? After having a fish, I wouldn't even think about eating a fish.

We found a jewel in his room.

We found a jewel in his tent.

Yeah.

Well, that's not a stage name.

That changes everything for me, honestly. I mean, I'm going to put him in the fore then. That's my criteria. At the end of the day, that has to be your real name.

Because every squid is named Tentacles.

So the last name, yeah, it is cool, but it's like Squidward was just... But that's obvious.

You know what I'm saying?

Great name. Here we go. So I don't want to only do Phish stuff because like... You know what I'm saying? Like some people, some people don't raise a fish of their own. Yeah. It's just like, it's when people try to tell me how to parent my own fish, I get a little bit pissed.

What'd they say? Cormac G said, I was talking to fish earlier and he wanted me to tell you guys that forcing him to play football is uncool and he wishes to be taken off the team.

He said his heart lies on the court and he wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for being understanding and chicken jockey.

Scott just dropped two dumps.

Well, it makes it a lot easier. We don't have, it makes it a lot easier for the maids.

And that's something that we're learning about Scott.

Reddit always knows.

Yeah, your shit is right under you still. I would vacate where you're at right now, but that's up to you.

All right. Yeah, shout out to the soundboard. Yeah, great soundboard. That might be my favorite item we own. It's a nice little piece, man.

Is it really? You looked it up?

That's insane.

School of fish. It's just like, I guess. I mean, it's not even cool, though. Blessing is sick.

You know what? Somebody needs to tell Drake about that.

That's really good.

Yeah. I like this just straight up would you rather from Cam Cutler.

Good evening, Michael and Jordan.

Right. You know what I'm saying? I think it's a good question from cam. I think if it's 10 mil, maybe I take the 10 mil, but other than that, give me the, you have to take the zoo. Yeah. We just got a, we got a straight up start bench cut from Aiden. Mahoney.

I don't know what's going on. I felt like we were in a really good spot.

And people in the comments are joking, and they're like, oh, this isn't a big deal. I would be gutted.

And he's only our little fish for a little while. And by the way, it's just, it's so crazy how quick life can come at you.

My heart would sink if the whole team got dinner without me. And it's like, also, do you guys hate Michael Porter Jr.?

Whatever.

And the Nuggets looked really well. Yoke said, don't wake up the beast. Yoke wanted him out. Clearly, they said, did you talk to Mike? He said, I sent him a text. Okay, you basically fired him.

I like him a lot. Let's get into this draft, though. You can kick us off.

and it's a tale as old as time like that's why I think that these these socks would go missing because it's like it's probably in Danny's room it wasn't even Agent Matt was working with Dr. Find to make Dr. Find seem like the hero the hero being I think I think Agent Matt was a he was an agent of chaos like he it wasn't like he was working with Dr. Find yeah but he was he liked to he liked to shake things up and well he was just like I'm just gonna like I don't I just I'm gonna cause chaos in this house I don't I wanna see what what happens in these streets if I just like hide somebody's socks yeah

You know what I'm saying? He still does it. Still does it.

He doesn't want to be Dr. Strings.

Don't get confused with Dr. Strange.

Right. He's very secure in... He loves music. This is my subset of instruments. That's what I'm going to do.

I've never... I wouldn't even... He doesn't sing.

Yeah. And you know what? I feel like Agent Fart's so misunderstood.

So he's just a globe of eyes.

I'm going to go to... Let's see. The Flash photographer. Okay. He's just... His eyes are a camera.

And he does weddings and birthdays.

And he kind of has a spidey sense for it. So he'll, okay, you're walking into the store. Girl Scouts are about to start pitching you. You already have a couple boxes. Invisible. Invisible. But they don't even see him. So it's like he doesn't even have to go through it at all.