Spencer Agnew

So I outright asked him if I could play a bard at all, and he said, no, bards are stupid. Pick another class. It's pretty funny. Lots of bards. Bards are great. I mean, I love how sometimes this will be like, the title will be like, ooh, I wonder what the interesting twist is, and it's like, DM said I couldn't, because fuck me. I don't know.

So I outright asked him if I could play a bard at all, and he said, no, bards are stupid. Pick another class. It's pretty funny. Lots of bards. Bards are great. I mean, I love how sometimes this will be like, the title will be like, ooh, I wonder what the interesting twist is, and it's like, DM said I couldn't, because fuck me. I don't know.

Yeah, it's like, come on, man. Bards tend to be like the problematic class because they're like the high charisma class. So you can like go to an NPC the DM is controlling and kind of like impose your will on that NPC by just rolling ridiculously high numbers or charming, making you like mind control magic and stuff. Right.

Yeah, it's like, come on, man. Bards tend to be like the problematic class because they're like the high charisma class. So you can like go to an NPC the DM is controlling and kind of like impose your will on that NPC by just rolling ridiculously high numbers or charming, making you like mind control magic and stuff. Right.

Sometimes DMs have good reasons for like, hey, let's limit our bard shenanigans. But this is not one of those moments.

Sometimes DMs have good reasons for like, hey, let's limit our bard shenanigans. But this is not one of those moments.

This is something better. Much better. A couple comments, more like pick another DM, am I right? Hey, wow, you got him. OP said, essentially what I'm gonna do, I love bards, they're my favorite class. Someone else said, DMs who veto PC ideas for being cliche always start the party off by meeting in a tavern and being tasked to deal with the local goblins, always. Get him. Prove me wrong.

This is something better. Much better. A couple comments, more like pick another DM, am I right? Hey, wow, you got him. OP said, essentially what I'm gonna do, I love bards, they're my favorite class. Someone else said, DMs who veto PC ideas for being cliche always start the party off by meeting in a tavern and being tasked to deal with the local goblins, always. Get him. Prove me wrong.

Get him, snatch the wig, absolutely. Forget it. Wow. Man, have you ever had to turn down a character? Because if someone pitched something so... Mostly because the name was so inappropriate I couldn't say it at the table. Oh my god. You obviously can't come to the table with that for every reason that is on this paper.

Get him, snatch the wig, absolutely. Forget it. Wow. Man, have you ever had to turn down a character? Because if someone pitched something so... Mostly because the name was so inappropriate I couldn't say it at the table. Oh my god. You obviously can't come to the table with that for every reason that is on this paper.

So yeah, and the DM should be able to filter what's allowed at the table, but I don't think not liking it is a good enough reason. That's not a, yeah.

So yeah, and the DM should be able to filter what's allowed at the table, but I don't think not liking it is a good enough reason. That's not a, yeah.

Oh, well, one of my, yeah. It can be from here. He was like, you wanna name your character Guy Wood? Go watch Moss vs. Christmas, it's so good.

Oh, well, one of my, yeah. It can be from here. He was like, you wanna name your character Guy Wood? Go watch Moss vs. Christmas, it's so good.

I think, yeah, there are definitely sometimes when a player will come in and it's like, my whole character's deal is all about my phallus, and you gotta be like, hey man, there's gonna be five other people at this table, and I don't think anybody's gonna wanna hear your section of the role play. The adventures of Penis Man.

I think, yeah, there are definitely sometimes when a player will come in and it's like, my whole character's deal is all about my phallus, and you gotta be like, hey man, there's gonna be five other people at this table, and I don't think anybody's gonna wanna hear your section of the role play. The adventures of Penis Man.

Yeah, every time, and like, you know, a certain person could make that very funny, but that person's rare, and I think it's fair to filter that out. My character's Slur Johnson.

Yeah, every time, and like, you know, a certain person could make that very funny, but that person's rare, and I think it's fair to filter that out. My character's Slur Johnson.

That's getting closer to the first example I mentioned, yeah. Wow. So yeah, you should have a little filter power. Some boundaries there, okay. I think the poem idea is one of the most beautiful bars I've ever heard. I like the Ursula one. I like the idea of a D&D game where all the characters are just like Disney villains. Yeah, fun. Super fun. Yeah. All right, our last story. Ooh.

That's getting closer to the first example I mentioned, yeah. Wow. So yeah, you should have a little filter power. Some boundaries there, okay. I think the poem idea is one of the most beautiful bars I've ever heard. I like the Ursula one. I like the idea of a D&D game where all the characters are just like Disney villains. Yeah, fun. Super fun. Yeah. All right, our last story. Ooh.