Spencer Agnew

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394 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard Apr 2025

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It has to be a little silly, or it just has to be like, people who've known each other for a long time, and there's no fear of, they're gonna steal my husband.
And once, I think a lot of these issues tend to occur with people who don't know each other very well, and then they meet through D&D, and they're like, I feel a part of this group.
It's like that's almost... But Dylan was their friend. Dylan was the friend. Dylan was their friend. So it's like he did know these people. OP left a comment saying, my husband thinks he built a version of me in his head and fell in love with that. He is definitely not playing with us again as he insulted my husband and said he wanted to have sex with me. I just think I need to break.
Left that part out. I just think I need a break until the New Year's. In five days. In five days, I'll be good.
And the other guy's like, I just don't have time to read a visual novel. Oh my God. Someone said, unfortunately, this has happened to me more than once as a female DM. It's frustrating, a violation of boundaries, and really disappointing. Unfortunately, you will learn to recognize the signs and indications that someone is starting to manic pixie dream NPC you and cut it off.
Don't let one bad player shake your confidence as a DM. The game is for all of us, and you are entitled to boundaries, safety, and comfort while running a game for your players, just as they are entitled to the same from you. Send Dylan down to the dungeon and be like, you come across a bird. And it hates you, man. That's so funny. And it fucking hates you.
Yeah, sorry, this bird fucking hates you. This bird hates you. God, I think it's not... It sucks how many women have that exact same story when they play D&D and they have like, oh, my first experience was terrible. And it's like...
Yeah, good on this group for nixing that guy and getting him out of here, standing up for a person who deserves to be, I mean, I hope, yeah, I mean, the fact that it was even a thought scares me a little, but yeah. Well, we have a mini little update. It was in the comments. She said, D&D is back on and the rest of the players promised to not fall in love with me.
So I'm assuming she kicked Dylan out.
Dylan's there, but he's just kind of arms crossed. Yeah. She's like, whatever. I won't fall in love with you anymore. Yeah, that's awful. I think people need to go outside. That's crazy to say as a DM. Yeah, right? Thousands of games under my belt and I'm like, more grass, I think. Our next story also comes from D&D Horror Stories. Our DM went to pee and never returned. Oof, scary. Oh, man.
Common fear. And that's it. Hate to see it manifest. It was a title-only post. I'm not kidding. Is that a two-sentence horror? What happened? It was a one-sentence horror story. Comments goes, details? And someone else said he went to pee and didn't come back.
Did he leave stuff? I have so many questions. He went to pee. Have you ever heard of a DM just leaving, just bouncing and ghosting everyone at the table? No, that's crazy. In any scenario. That's pretty funny. Maybe the DM didn't like him. Maybe. Leading any activity and then leaving in the middle. It's kind of hilarious. It's really funny.
If you ever have a game going on April 1st, that's what you should do. That is good, yeah. I'll steal that.
Even funnier. Oh, man. Really funny. Yeah, I wonder where the stopping point was. Maybe he's still peeing. Maybe he's in there. Maybe he's part of the lore. He rolled a nat one on his penis.
Fuck. All right. Our next story. Got it. Our next story is from RPG Horror Stories. DM says I can't be a bard. Bad start.
Well, yeah, let's wait, because maybe this guy's like, I've committed a lot of various social offenses as a bard in the past, and now I can't do that. Someone said, I kinda like that though. Because he hates you.
So I made a bard who wrote poetry because she read somewhere that poems used to hold magic and then one day she gave a performance of one of her darker poems and an audience member died. Believing it to be her fault, she fled the city and lived a solitary life to avoid hurting others with her magic, who the party then found and convinced her she could use her powers for good instead of evil.
DM said no because the idea was cliche. It's for mystery men.
Killing someone with a poem is cliche? Guess so. What an incredible character concept. So I made a bard slash sorcerer who stole a young girl's voice. This is like the fourth character they come with, like, so I did this. So I made a bard slash sorcerer who stole a young girl's voice in return for her heart's desire. The catch, when she died, her soul would belong to me to use as an eternal slave.
Yeah, I basically made Ursula. DM said no because it was too OP. Ursula is pretty OP. Ursula is pretty OP. As in octopus.
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