SPUNJ

You steer a ship.

You don't drive a ship.

A rumor came across my desk the other day.

I didn't ask whether or not I can share said rumor, but I feel like rumor is so salacious.

that i'm going to drop it right with no sources or any information to where this came from we're just going to mark it up as a baseless claim right but this is this has come across my desk the other day and i have no information close to the source that says that this is a true rumor but i the person who would bring me the rumor wouldn't bring me the rumor is a trustworthy source the trustworthy sources brought me the rumor are you ready for the rumor

is everyone sitting down yeah so the rumor goes and i can't believe this i you know the source brought me this rumor and i didn't even indulge the source in a conversation because i thought the rumor seemed so out there that i was like i'm not even going to start poking holes in this and asking questions because honestly this seems crazy are we ready let's hear it

Okay, it's a three-parter.

Holy shit.

It's a three-parter.

Technically four.

So the first part is this involves Aurora.

Now the rumor goes, now this is such a crazy rumor, that they're going to get Alexei from Na'Vi to replace Magi.

Well, they are.

This is going to happen after the major.

Apparently, this is the rumor for Aurora after the major.

Again, guys, I know this sounds crazy.

First part is Aurora going English.

Second part is Alexi B moving from Navi to Aurora, which would replace Magi.

The second is Ash is not going to FaZe.

Ash is going to go become the coach of Aurora.