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Yeah, I've been watching those videos. They've been firing me up. Africa Corps. What's Africa Corps? It's the funniest. It's just dudes getting interviewed on the street.

Yeah, I've been watching those videos. They've been firing me up. Africa Corps. What's Africa Corps? It's the funniest. It's just dudes getting interviewed on the street.

Would you ever marry a woman that makes more money than you?

Would you ever marry a woman that makes more money than you?

Never. I will always be poor. Why are you gay? Oh, there's... What gender are you? I am mechanic. Yeah, those dudes fucking rule.

Never. I will always be poor. Why are you gay? Oh, there's... What gender are you? I am mechanic. Yeah, those dudes fucking rule.

There's dudes in, like, Russian hospitals posting videos, like, Russian soldiers, like, these are my roommates. It's two North Koreans. There's a TV in the room, and they're like, what the fuck is this?

There's dudes in, like, Russian hospitals posting videos, like, Russian soldiers, like, these are my roommates. It's two North Koreans. There's a TV in the room, and they're like, what the fuck is this?

They see CGI. They see, like, the Geico fucking gecko. They're just like,

They see CGI. They see, like, the Geico fucking gecko. They're just like,

really the russians came out i think today and said they tried to kill biden and trump or putin and trump what yeah they could just be horse feeding true but it i mean it is but it doesn't seem like somebody tried to kill trump yeah for sure he didn't get shot in the fucking head someone did try to get his ass putin too i mean it is if putin's over there that is the other guy that tried to shoot him was what living in ukraine yeah that's not a good one what the hell

really the russians came out i think today and said they tried to kill biden and trump or putin and trump what yeah they could just be horse feeding true but it i mean it is but it doesn't seem like somebody tried to kill trump yeah for sure he didn't get shot in the fucking head someone did try to get his ass putin too i mean it is if putin's over there that is the other guy that tried to shoot him was what living in ukraine yeah that's not a good one what the hell

Well, that's because you hang out with a bunch of fucking slobs.

Well, that's because you hang out with a bunch of fucking slobs.

Being the fittest guy at a comedy club is fucking not that impressive. I go there, I'm like, hey, shit's all right.

Being the fittest guy at a comedy club is fucking not that impressive. I go there, I'm like, hey, shit's all right.

My heart goes out to you. It has nothing compared to lying on Diablo. That's true.

My heart goes out to you. It has nothing compared to lying on Diablo. That's true.

Until I die. They should have. Yeah. They should have hidden that. I would have said no. I did not video game lie.

Until I die. They should have. Yeah. They should have hidden that. I would have said no. I did not video game lie.