Stacey

And she's like, wow, that simulation was like so real.

Wow.

So anyway, I'm dumping you because like we're we've been together a year.

And to me, one year is like that's like a time of reflection.

So yeah, she dumps him and she's like, you know, what I fear will happen is that we, you know, you're young and you don't have kids yet and you've never been married.

So eventually you're going to want those things.

And I don't want more children, but like if I were to have children, you know, it would have to be like now.

Like a thong?

And so Ashley's like, oh, a bathrobe would be nice, right, for your house?

She's like, oh my God, Josh and I called it quits.

So she's like, you know, I'm not asking too much.

My man is out there somewhere and I'm going to find him.

I'm just listening for the soft beeping of an oxygen machine.

Beep.

And I lost another one.

Something I prayed for.

I would just close my eyes and I would say, God, please send me a drug empire.

So now she's like, we're even wearing the same crimpy today.

She's like, not you.

And now she's like, well, I know we go back and forth.