Starr McGowan

If you're going to spend, you know, a little bit more on something, it has pockets.

But also women's pockets are never as good as men's.

Especially blazers, they always have fake pockets.

Like, why have you stitched this in there?

Yeah, it's a fucking joke.

For some reason, I just thought of Trolls when he's like, singing killed my grandma.

Yeah, I'm like I get – Like I need a tampon, you know?

Yeah.

Is someone going to make clothing that has a pocket big enough for my laptop so I can take it to work?

You know, like what about all that shit?

I mean it would be great if someone would carry my stuff for me all the time.

I'm just – I can't stop thinking about Anna Wintour having like a mouldy banana falling out of her hair.

I'd go vintage so I can be a wanker when people ask me.

Like, where's it from?

Like, it's vintage, you know.

And also I think that a handbag is something that you absolutely run into the ground.

Like no one is searching every month to buy a new handbag.

I think a lot of people, that's a big part of their identity to have their one handbag.

big go-to, say, tote or work bag.

Exactly.