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I did the JMO. Yeah, I know. That was great. Yeah, Jameson Williams caught the touchdown, fucked the carpet, didn't get a flag for it. He was having sex with the ground at Ford Field. So the first thing I thought about was, yeah, fuck that carpet.

I did the JMO. Yeah, I know. That was great. Yeah, Jameson Williams caught the touchdown, fucked the carpet, didn't get a flag for it. He was having sex with the ground at Ford Field. So the first thing I thought about was, yeah, fuck that carpet.

Number one, it's jumpsuit January. Number two, that's a commander's jumpsuit. Number three, I've worn that jumpsuit before. So I've broken it in a little bit. But yeah, I mean... It's the playoffs. You have to pull out all the stops for the playoffs.

Number one, it's jumpsuit January. Number two, that's a commander's jumpsuit. Number three, I've worn that jumpsuit before. So I've broken it in a little bit. But yeah, I mean... It's the playoffs. You have to pull out all the stops for the playoffs.

Number one, it's jumpsuit January. Number two, that's a commander's jumpsuit. Number three, I've worn that jumpsuit before. So I've broken it in a little bit. But yeah, I mean... It's the playoffs. You have to pull out all the stops for the playoffs.

If I were a collared shirt, people are like, you have court later, don't you? Yeah, I'm like, who died?

If I were a collared shirt, people are like, you have court later, don't you? Yeah, I'm like, who died?

If I were a collared shirt, people are like, you have court later, don't you? Yeah, I'm like, who died?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. And Gruden, he hates the commanders. I probably would hate the commanders if I were him, too. Yes. But... I converted him halfway through the second quarter. He was like, I can't root against this guy anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. And Gruden, he hates the commanders. I probably would hate the commanders if I were him, too. Yes. But... I converted him halfway through the second quarter. He was like, I can't root against this guy anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. And Gruden, he hates the commanders. I probably would hate the commanders if I were him, too. Yes. But... I converted him halfway through the second quarter. He was like, I can't root against this guy anymore.

I would say even probably like 50% of Eagles fans are kind of rooting for Jane Daniels this weekend because he's that fun to watch. I would say that's probably true. City known for their sportsmanship. Yeah.

I would say even probably like 50% of Eagles fans are kind of rooting for Jane Daniels this weekend because he's that fun to watch. I would say that's probably true. City known for their sportsmanship. Yeah.

I would say even probably like 50% of Eagles fans are kind of rooting for Jane Daniels this weekend because he's that fun to watch. I would say that's probably true. City known for their sportsmanship. Yeah.

They'd probably be a little bit happy if they lost the game. They'd be like, you know what? I want to see that guy play in the Super Bowl.

They'd probably be a little bit happy if they lost the game. They'd be like, you know what? I want to see that guy play in the Super Bowl.

They'd probably be a little bit happy if they lost the game. They'd be like, you know what? I want to see that guy play in the Super Bowl.

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