NFL Divisional Round, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders And Eagles On A Collision Course, Bills Outlast Ravens And Head To Kansas City + Who's Back Of The Week
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NFL divisional round. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! They're not going to get them. Some spread. Great football.
We start in Kansas City where it was a cold January game and the Texans reminded everyone of Mayweather the way they struggled with Reed. The game started with an explosion as Nico Bosco Remigio returned the kick, forcing Chris Boyds of London to put his special teams coach's manhood up for sale after he shoved him on the sidelines. Travis Kelseyman was anything but a white bust as he came out ahead and had the stickiest of hands. PJ Stroud and Grandpa Joe Mixon tried to end this Chiefs dynasty to bed. I screwed that up. They tried to put this Chiefs dynasty to bed, but it was Patrick Mahomes who had the golden ticket and the everlasting ref stoppers, making the Texans the ones who kicked the bucket.
In other news, Caitlin Clark and Taylor Swift submitted a Box of the Year nominee at Arrowhead Saturday as the Chiefs booked their ticket to the Kansas City Invitational.
Chiefs 23, Texans 14. What? What?
We go to Ford Field as the Lions hosted the Commanders in a biblical showdown with Daniels entering the Lions' den. David Montgomery came back from a knee injury, but Lions fans were screaming, as Jameer was taken off the field despite gashing the Commanders like the Roman Senate. Washington got a miracle from their Terry godmother as McLaurin slipped through the screen like it was a Take On Me music video. In response, Ben Johnson and Johnson was forced to take an experimental shot downfield as the lines trailed by 10 and the commanders got the ball back. And as my good friend Eminem would say, Hi, my name is what my name is, who my name is.
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