Stat Guy
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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That might have been the quarter of the week, the second quarter in that game. Highest scoring quarter in NFL history. That was insane. Insane, insane.
And somehow next Sunday, that seems like it's an even bigger day.
Yeah. Sorry about all that V talk last week.
Out of a rib. Yeah.
Fellas, next time you're at Ruby Tuesdays or Applebee's, look at those ribs. Just be like, that could be a vagina. Yeah.
Go off. I saw a picture of Patrick Mahomes kissing a referee. Yeah, I did too. I can't believe that they just let that happen.
I saw that too. Yeah. Andy Reid was on his knees on the sidelines. But the one where Patrick Mahomes is kissing a referee on the lips, I don't know how, if you're the NFL, you can let the Chiefs get away with that. Yeah. Something should be done about that.
But yeah, to your point, Big Cat, the Texans, they were the first team that outgained an opponent by 100 yards, had zero turnovers, and lost a game in the playoffs. That's kind of bullshit. But diving deeper into what you said, they had a kick blocked. They missed an extra point. They missed a field goal. And you could tell that Kaimi Fairbairn, first of all, not a cold weather name.
Second, when he went out there wearing the full-on sub-zero mask, the full ski mask, The cold was in his head.
So there's that, and then there's the big return that they let up right off the bat. Stroud also got sacked eight times. He got banged up early, too. And there were just pressures up his dick.
Yeah, he was not... That is not a cold-weather kicker.
No, the weather was up by 11 points before kickoff. So on those plays, It leads me to one thing I've been talking about for the last couple years, which is the in-studio analysts. The in-studio analysts that do these network games, this guy on ESPN was a guy by the name of Russell Yerke, who we've never heard of before. We thought he might be AI because the picture of him looked like he was AI.
They showed his picture on the screen for about two seconds, then they take it away. This guy was the... The guy who headed up the oversight for instant replay for like a dozen years in the NFL. He is a computer program. Right. His job, he was not a ref. He was the head of replay officiating. So he might as well be just a piece of software code. Right. I'm sick of the replay guys, the analysts.
Getting on TV and just being like, yeah, the refs are right. Right. That was a good call. The unnecessary roughness against Mahomes was complete bullshit. Complete bullshit. The one where they hit him in the pocket, that was bullshit, too, because it was the chest that made contact with his shoulder. And then, yeah, his face or his helmet got close. That was the problem.
Close to the face mask afterwards. That was bullshit. But again, if the Chiefs get any breaks in games, they capitalize on it. They always do. And also, the Texans might be circled as being one of the teams that refs take a closer look at because of the way they reacted to the Al Shayer suspension thing, which is complete bullshit also.
But also, the matchup of Chris Jones going up against this Texans offensive line on the field, in between the lines, in between the whistles, that was dominance. It was just so disruptive.
But also, it is a smart play by Mahomes to do it because he gets those calls all the time. Which is like the same thing that you were saying. It's two things are true. He's doing the right thing in terms of how to win a football game. That works. It sucks to watch. It sucks to be a defender. The only thing that needs to happen, the NFL needs to change the rule.
What they should do, this is actually a perfect example of what the NFL should do with replay. That's a pretty cut and dry one where you can watch on replay and say, is this an out of bounds hit or not?
you know benefiting from it because then he'll stop doing yeah if that's the rule then he's going to continue to do it as long as it's it's helping his team out uh i actually thought the texans defense for the most part at least in terms of their cornerbacks played pretty good they played really well stingley and laster gave up zero catches zero catches that's pretty fucking good
Right. But Travis Kelsey was Stingley. No. Yeah.
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