Stat Guy
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323 appearances
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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It looks like he got hit out of bounds when he was running in the first quarter, and then he was significantly hampered when he was trying to run after that. By the end of the game, he was just torn up. He got hit again, too, I think, later in the game. He was torn up. But, yeah, the Chiefs defense played really well.
I just think that the Texans, they played a lot better than a lot of people thought that they would.
You want to do a thought experiment real quick? Yeah. Okay, imagine the Kansas City Chiefs had never won a Super Bowl. Would people be rooting for the Chiefs in these playoffs? Would they be a team that's fun to watch that still... No. You don't think so? I wouldn't say they're fun to watch. Compared to the teams left?
Yeah, alternate universe where Josh has three Super Bowls. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes doesn't have any. I think people would be rooting for him. Yeah. Yeah. But they would still get upset with the whole sideline dancing thing. And when he did that slide when the two Texans hit each other, I don't blame Mahomes for doing that. He was just trying to get on the ground.
But that's a call that you can't make as a ref. Do you know how fast these guys are going?
And we're going to be 60 years old, and Travis Kelsey is just going to be sitting down in the middle of zone coverage, catching a football, turning upfield, running for 12 more yards. That's just going to happen. I love it when announcers are like, this guy just knows how to get open.
Yeah, it must be nice. That's it. It must be real nice being a – I want to see what the map looks like when they put out the map of who America is rooting for in these games. Yeah. It's probably just Kansas, Missouri. I think it's just Kansas. Missouri probably. Maybe. Maybe Texas. Maybe Texas. Probably not. But that's probably about it in this one.
I just want to put a magnifying glass or a spotlight on Deontay Johnson's year this year. Because I think he's had the craziest year of any NFL player ever. So he got traded from the Steelers to the Panthers. Yep. He got traded from the Panthers to the Ravens. He got suspended from the Ravens. Then he got brought back and cut by the Ravens. Then he got signed by the Texans.
Then he got cut by the Texans. And then he got signed by the Ravens again, mostly just for a procedural thing so they could cut him and I think get like a compensatory payout. Yeah, that's right. You have to be really bad at wide receiver to get cut by the Ravens and the Texans.
In this year. Yeah, probably not a great locker room guy.
I think he was pissed after the Texans won their playoff game. I think he was upset after that.
Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, this year, to get cut from the Texans and the Ravens, given their receiver injuries, that's pretty bad. Also, getting traded away as a wide receiver from the Steelers is really bad this year. Really bad.
Yeah, after the game, C.J. Stroud was pretty realistic about it. He was like, yeah, I'd say this, you know, I'm not happy with the loss, but I'm happy with how we competed, and there's some things to be optimistic about. And then they asked Miko Reins that same question. He was like, no, I'm fucking furious. This sucks. This was the worst ever.
You know what's scary to think about? This right now, what we're seeing Patrick Mahomes do this season, this might be the NFL figuring out Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Because when he had Tyreek Hill and he was putting up all those crazy stats and numbers, that was before defenses adjusted. Yeah. Then they started running that too high safety look on them.
You're not going to score 30 points in a quarter against us anymore. And then this is the NFL figuring out Patrick Mahomes, and they won 15 games.
Yeah, figured out.
We better be rooting for the Bills.
Yeah. That's our friend Josh. Rooting for your friend Tom Brady's dynasty. Josh's got to do it. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, the Chiefs, they're just, they pounce on everything. They just do. They're just going to keep doing this year in, year out. And when it comes to Patrick Mahomes, if it means that he has to throw 150 yards and win, he'll figure out a way to do that. And guess what?
Their running game will probably be cooking that game.
In a sick twist, as Chiefs fans and Chiefs players have been scrapping around, looking for bulletin board material, wherever they can find it for the last three seasons, because everybody respects the Chiefs. Everybody knows how good they are. Now they've got the bulletin board material of, one, Patrick Mahomes did not make the Pro Bowl.
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