Eagles Analyst
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We head over to Philadelphia where the birds were shitting on the Rams D early, but Jake Smelliot was once again acting extra smelly as he stinks at kicking stinking extra points. After a stellar run game by the Birds, the fourth quarter came a knocking and Jaquan Barkley was telling the Rams defense. Two, here comes the two to the six to the line. Now I'm looking at Hurst right in his eyes.
Tell him, hey man, I got this for the guys. Couple seconds pass, now they're chasing my big thighs. Everybody in the club getting TDs.
But after a pants-shitting comeback by L.A., Jalen Cowboy Carter told the Ramso line, This ain't L.A. You can't hold me. So I lay Matt Stafford down, down, down, down. Eagles win! 28-22.