Stavros Halkias

I'm not one of these motherfuckers that thinks Lamar was the problem at all. Look, that fucking interception was a duck. That was crazy. He fucking threw a quarter of his interceptions in this fucking game. He was fucking awesome. And he throws like, a no disrespect Jameis style interception where it's like, who the fuck was he even throwing to? Like, I thought I was having a stroke.

I'm not one of these motherfuckers that thinks Lamar was the problem at all. Look, that fucking interception was a duck. That was crazy. He fucking threw a quarter of his interceptions in this fucking game. He was fucking awesome. And he throws like, a no disrespect Jameis style interception where it's like, who the fuck was he even throwing to? Like, I thought I was having a stroke.

The fucking build guy just caught it like he was fair catching. I couldn't believe that. But it's like, okay, he got that shit out of his system, whatever. He comes back when it fucking matters. It's slippery. What do you want from those fucking guys from Florida? He doesn't know fucking snow. You've seen his fucking high school highlights. It's humid, but it's not cold.

The fucking build guy just caught it like he was fair catching. I couldn't believe that. But it's like, okay, he got that shit out of his system, whatever. He comes back when it fucking matters. It's slippery. What do you want from those fucking guys from Florida? He doesn't know fucking snow. You've seen his fucking high school highlights. It's humid, but it's not cold.

The fucking build guy just caught it like he was fair catching. I couldn't believe that. But it's like, okay, he got that shit out of his system, whatever. He comes back when it fucking matters. It's slippery. What do you want from those fucking guys from Florida? He doesn't know fucking snow. You've seen his fucking high school highlights. It's humid, but it's not cold.

The fucking ball slipped out of his hand. Okay. And then at the fucking end, he takes them down. We get the touchdown. Throws it to Andrews. And I feel bad for Andrews, too, because he's fucking good. But that's a tough one, man. You do have to catch that one. Plus the fumble. Again, I feel bad for him. But it's like, this what? Three fucking turnovers. And we were in that game.

The fucking ball slipped out of his hand. Okay. And then at the fucking end, he takes them down. We get the touchdown. Throws it to Andrews. And I feel bad for Andrews, too, because he's fucking good. But that's a tough one, man. You do have to catch that one. Plus the fumble. Again, I feel bad for him. But it's like, this what? Three fucking turnovers. And we were in that game.

The fucking ball slipped out of his hand. Okay. And then at the fucking end, he takes them down. We get the touchdown. Throws it to Andrews. And I feel bad for Andrews, too, because he's fucking good. But that's a tough one, man. You do have to catch that one. Plus the fumble. Again, I feel bad for him. But it's like, this what? Three fucking turnovers. And we were in that game.

That was... He didn't play bad. Yeah. And then the fucking... Why the fuck did we throw the ball when we were first and goal? Why the fuck did we run it four times? That's the kind of fucking team we are. We have fucking Derrick Henry. What the fuck? Did we break Derrick Henry in four if we're fucking goal line and they're not going to throw him the fucking ball? Can somebody explain that to me?

That was... He didn't play bad. Yeah. And then the fucking... Why the fuck did we throw the ball when we were first and goal? Why the fuck did we run it four times? That's the kind of fucking team we are. We have fucking Derrick Henry. What the fuck? Did we break Derrick Henry in four if we're fucking goal line and they're not going to throw him the fucking ball? Can somebody explain that to me?

That was... He didn't play bad. Yeah. And then the fucking... Why the fuck did we throw the ball when we were first and goal? Why the fuck did we run it four times? That's the kind of fucking team we are. We have fucking Derrick Henry. What the fuck? Did we break Derrick Henry in four if we're fucking goal line and they're not going to throw him the fucking ball? Can somebody explain that to me?

It's the only time in my life I wish Greg Roman was our fucking offensive coordinator. That fucking time. You know that cocksucker would have ran it four times. He doesn't even know how to pass this playbook. But Todd Munkin got fucking cute. When we least needed it, you fuck. Yeah. And then we score that touchdown. Whole different fucking game. Whole different fucking game.

It's the only time in my life I wish Greg Roman was our fucking offensive coordinator. That fucking time. You know that cocksucker would have ran it four times. He doesn't even know how to pass this playbook. But Todd Munkin got fucking cute. When we least needed it, you fuck. Yeah. And then we score that touchdown. Whole different fucking game. Whole different fucking game.

It's the only time in my life I wish Greg Roman was our fucking offensive coordinator. That fucking time. You know that cocksucker would have ran it four times. He doesn't even know how to pass this playbook. But Todd Munkin got fucking cute. When we least needed it, you fuck. Yeah. And then we score that touchdown. Whole different fucking game. Whole different fucking game.

Dude, I don't fuck... It was just like... It was bad. I keep like... It's... We were good! We didn't even deserve to lose! We were fucking good! And where the fuck was the... When we're playing Pittsburgh, I feel like every play, TJ Watts tackling a fucking running back that we tricked those dumbasses into thinking he was going to get the ball, and then Lamar... Where the fuck was that? !

Dude, I don't fuck... It was just like... It was bad. I keep like... It's... We were good! We didn't even deserve to lose! We were fucking good! And where the fuck was the... When we're playing Pittsburgh, I feel like every play, TJ Watts tackling a fucking running back that we tricked those dumbasses into thinking he was going to get the ball, and then Lamar... Where the fuck was that? !

Dude, I don't fuck... It was just like... It was bad. I keep like... It's... We were good! We didn't even deserve to lose! We were fucking good! And where the fuck was the... When we're playing Pittsburgh, I feel like every play, TJ Watts tackling a fucking running back that we tricked those dumbasses into thinking he was going to get the ball, and then Lamar... Where the fuck was that? !

That's our superpower. That's what makes Lamar even better than the best than Josh Allen, for example. It's like, yeah, he can throw the ball. Yeah, he can run. But also, these motherfuckers don't even know how to defend against a run defense. Where the fuck did that go? Now, maybe I missed it. You guys have the keen eyes that I don't. You guys are bigger football guys than me.

That's our superpower. That's what makes Lamar even better than the best than Josh Allen, for example. It's like, yeah, he can throw the ball. Yeah, he can run. But also, these motherfuckers don't even know how to defend against a run defense. Where the fuck did that go? Now, maybe I missed it. You guys have the keen eyes that I don't. You guys are bigger football guys than me.

That's our superpower. That's what makes Lamar even better than the best than Josh Allen, for example. It's like, yeah, he can throw the ball. Yeah, he can run. But also, these motherfuckers don't even know how to defend against a run defense. Where the fuck did that go? Now, maybe I missed it. You guys have the keen eyes that I don't. You guys are bigger football guys than me.