Stephanie Soo

It was likened to fecal lasagna floating on open seas.

There's much more to the entire story with Carnival Triumph and Carnival trying to suppress the media attention.

The crews actually knowingly sailed past a fuel leak, which probably should have alerted them to something being wrong with the vessel.

The whole poop cleanup itself cost $115 million.

So if you're ever on Carnival Sunrise, just know that's the poop cruise.

They renamed it.

Yeah.

But it does make sense because I believe the vessel is itself worth closer to $650 million.

I mean, these are massive ships.

And although, I mean, I would say that these are the most common occurrences.

I will say that whenever a crime or a missing person on a cruise ship happens, it does make headlines for weeks.

But it doesn't occur as often as I guess we are inclined to believe.

I mean, usually it's some minuscule variation of a poop cruise.

Like typically these are the mishaps on cruises.

It's like a small backup toilet that's not flushing well.

Or there's some sort of malfunction and it inconvenienced a small group of people in a small way.

Or a drunken fight where everybody is still physically okay, but it was a fiasco.

I will say that a lot of people do die on cruises every year.

And a lot of that has to do with the fact that cruises are a preferred form of vacation for elderly people.

So a lot of them will pass away on board.