Stephen Bush

Any more suggestions?

The last thing we should do right now is... Kiss.

Panic.

Panic, was that?

Said in the most panicked voice, I don't... Panic!

No-one ever says, now is not the time to panic, unless it is definitely the time.

Well, I mean, I guess there's another... We're coming up to the 10th anniversary of the Brexit vote.

Who's excited by that?

Oh, shit.

Just accurately reflected the mood of the nation.

I mean, is this something we need to regurgitate this half-digested meal, recook it, eat it again and see what happens?

Well, what a pretty word picture.

LAUGHTER Yeah, I mean, what's... In terms of things coming back from the past, you know, Brexit's not... It's not so much the elephant in the room as the woolly mammoth standing between us and our national television twerking its mammoth arse... LAUGHTER ..in our face in the room.

Um...

Well, that is another option, is just to put a mind-erasing drug in the water system.

It's changed our country, it's changed our language.

New phrases that have come in since Brexit.

Brextrasensory perception.

Which is the ability to notice either benefits or drawbacks of Brexit that other people and the vast majority of economists simply cannot see.

And abstract Brexpressionism, which is a political art form in which you can say or do anything and claim it's Brexit.