Sterling

So exciting. I'm so excited. And you'll, um, Elijah will be here. So you'll get to see him for briefly.

So he's going to take care of me. My surgery is at 6.30 in the morning.

So he's going to take care of me. My surgery is at 6.30 in the morning.

So he's going to take care of me. My surgery is at 6.30 in the morning.

I understand. And it's also a six or seven hour procedure.

I understand. And it's also a six or seven hour procedure.

I understand. And it's also a six or seven hour procedure.

Yes. And tummy tuck revision.

Yes. And tummy tuck revision.

Yes. And tummy tuck revision.

They did tell me, you know, what's the craziest part of this whole thing. We were going over like pre-op care and her name's Polly. And she's like, Casually, like, please make sure that it's three inches or less. Your hair, your pubic hair is three inches or less. And I look at her and I go, three inches. Three inches? Three inches is crazy. Three inches is crazy. You're lying. What? I said, what?

They did tell me, you know, what's the craziest part of this whole thing. We were going over like pre-op care and her name's Polly. And she's like, Casually, like, please make sure that it's three inches or less. Your hair, your pubic hair is three inches or less. And I look at her and I go, three inches. Three inches? Three inches is crazy. Three inches is crazy. You're lying. What? I said, what?

They did tell me, you know, what's the craziest part of this whole thing. We were going over like pre-op care and her name's Polly. And she's like, Casually, like, please make sure that it's three inches or less. Your hair, your pubic hair is three inches or less. And I look at her and I go, three inches. Three inches? Three inches is crazy. Three inches is crazy. You're lying. What? I said, what?

Three inches? And she's like, you'd be surprised. I said, what do you do? Turn them away? She's like, no, we have to shave them. First of all, I did not know that your hair could grow that long down there. Three inches is crazy. What? I mean, that's like this. That's like someone with a pixie cut. That's bigger than a penis I've been with. You know what I mean? I know who too.

Three inches? And she's like, you'd be surprised. I said, what do you do? Turn them away? She's like, no, we have to shave them. First of all, I did not know that your hair could grow that long down there. Three inches is crazy. What? I mean, that's like this. That's like someone with a pixie cut. That's bigger than a penis I've been with. You know what I mean? I know who too.

Three inches? And she's like, you'd be surprised. I said, what do you do? Turn them away? She's like, no, we have to shave them. First of all, I did not know that your hair could grow that long down there. Three inches is crazy. What? I mean, that's like this. That's like someone with a pixie cut. That's bigger than a penis I've been with. You know what I mean? I know who too.

So I'm cracking up because I'm like three inches or less is crazy. I had to go get all my permanent jewelry cut off yesterday. Permanent jewelry cut off? Yeah, because you can't have jewelry on for the surgery. And I had like permanent jewelry on that I didn't take off. Like anklets, bracelets, necklace. Oh, okay.

So I'm cracking up because I'm like three inches or less is crazy. I had to go get all my permanent jewelry cut off yesterday. Permanent jewelry cut off? Yeah, because you can't have jewelry on for the surgery. And I had like permanent jewelry on that I didn't take off. Like anklets, bracelets, necklace. Oh, okay.

So I'm cracking up because I'm like three inches or less is crazy. I had to go get all my permanent jewelry cut off yesterday. Permanent jewelry cut off? Yeah, because you can't have jewelry on for the surgery. And I had like permanent jewelry on that I didn't take off. Like anklets, bracelets, necklace. Oh, okay.

You're a religious girl now. You're not allowed to cuss.