Steve Bone

That would be quite funny in a way.

But I think we'll be OK this weekend.

The pitch might be a little bit soft and a little bit soggy in places.

And I bet they'll still put the sprinklers on for 20 minutes before the game.

they just seem to do that as a matter of course don't they why i don't know don't know i can i can understand i don't get it wanting to get wanting to make the pitch have a little bit of zip here and there but when it's had so much water on it and and sinking into it yeah i just don't see the need for that at all i'm sure there's a scientific reason why they do it either that or it's on a timer and nobody can find the timer they can't switch it off i don't

I don't know.

But no, I think we'll get a game in.

And, you know, I don't think we want to get any further behind with our games in hand, do we?

We really don't, no.

Let's get it on.

No, that's true, actually.

Yeah, that is quite odd when you think about it in those terms, isn't it?

Is it to do with the areas near rivers being a bit more prone to it?

We're flat, aren't we?

Yeah, I think so, yeah.

It's not the hilliest, is it?

Yeah, it is.

That may be it.

You see, you know more about geology than you're letting on, I think.

Yeah, no, we haven't had too much flooding at this end of town, which should mean if we start to get a few more drier days, we should be absolutely fine.