Steve Bone

You somehow need to filter it down, I suppose.

but if I'm speaking to Richard Hughes I'll tell him that you're volunteering to do all the legwork there on those 65 leagues and you'll come up with the three players that will make a difference to Pompey by the end of next week

You're hanging on my every word.

I've got Betfair on my phone.

Whatever you say, I'm going to do it.

Yes, can I just say, for the listener who might have forgotten, I did say 1-0 win at Sheffield Wednesday, but it wouldn't be very convincing.

I did say a 2-1 defeat at Watford and I was worried that I was going to be right for a while.

I'm going to go 1-0 again.

I'm going for another tight 1-0, edgy, scrappy game.

And I'm going to go for Colby Bishop to get the winner.

they won't give a lot on 1-0 Pompey 1-0 Pompey you're not going to make a fortune out of it right I'll write it down Pompey 1-0 Steve I've seen I think I've seen 10 Pompey Southampton competitive games right erm

I've seen great wins, I've seen terrible defeats, I've seen a few draws.

One that sticks in the memory, not necessarily the best one, but one that sticks in the memory is 2003-04.

A bit later in the season, it was March, we still needed to win a few games to make sure we stayed up.

home to Southampton it was before the Milton End had a roof there was a hailstorm before kick-off and all the Southampton fans got hailstones battering them which was very funny and Yakubu scored the winner in front of the Fratton End swept one in from about five yards Steve Stone's cross I think second half Steve Stone

Let's have Colby sweeping in across from surprise substitute Callum Lang in the second half.

Ooh, now you are out on a limb, aren't you?

I'm getting carried away now.

You are?

Because you said I know what I'm talking about.