Steve Byrne

How dare I have fun and have a few laughs?

Excuse me, Bob Raisman.

I'll try and shape up until then.

I guess I'm the creep of the week.

I'll say this.

It's got to be the thing about the sports guys is first off, you follow something that you can't participate in.

You know what I mean?

So like number one would be you just you have an obsession with women, but you can never fuck one.

But you follow them.

Statistically, you're aware of... I feel like there's a lot of men who are like that.

Yeah, you're aware of all the bra sizes.

I mean, you're insane with women, and you're obsessed with women.

You have fantasy women teams and stuff like that, but you can never touch one.

So first order of business is you have this love since high school of sports, but you couldn't play on the high school football team.

So that's a weird relationship.

Now, within that...

You can't get on ESPN.

You can't do Pardon the Interruption.

You can't be Bill Simmons or Dave Damaschek.

So what you do is now you have an obsession with women.