Steve Byrne

I just leave my toiletry bag in my bag and sail right through and have rarely been stopped.

Mike August, Mike August, he's so fucking out of it.

Literally, he'd been traveling nonstop for the last three years.

It was about three months ago when I made him aware of the Ziploc bag.

He didn't know what I was talking about.

Like, he literally... What's up?

He had not heard of the Ziploc bag and the toiletry stuff.

And he'd never been stopped for it.

And I've never really...

From airport to airport, completely different, varies back and forth.

My baseball cap, sometimes I walk through with the baseball cap on.

Then if I walk through with the baseball cap on, the guy will tell me to take it off.

One time I took it off, and the guy told me to put it back on.

The last time, on the way out of LAX, I started to walk through and take it off, where they could feel around the rim.

He said, put it through the x-ray.

Some sort of fucking weird protocol that cannot be adopted by all airports, which is fucking nuts.

Like just take the Ziploc bag, for instance.

That's been around for about five years.

It is very loosely enforced and then doesn't exist in certain airports and then strictly enforced in others.

And then others, it's just catch as catch can.