Steve Byrne

And everyone goes, oh, they can adopt.

But everyone wants the grandkids.

And then the second part is you don't want them to take any shit at school.

And you think, oh, it's going to be a shitty life.

So, first, that's number one.

And then there's degrees.

Like, there are people that don't want their kids to be gay but don't really care that much.

I'm absolutely 100% convinced that my grandmother would have preferred me to be gay.

She tried to get me to be gay by playing soccer and wanted to, like, enroll me in dance and shit like that.

But my grandmother fag-hagged from way back.

What did we come up with the new...

Oh, Fruit Fly.

Yeah, that's the new politically correct term because you can't use fag hag anymore.

Fruit Fly from way, her whole fucking thing in life is that she's mentioned in Harry Hay, gay pioneers, like the first guy to ever butt fuck another guy.

Yeah, with a raccoon skin condom.

Oh, this guy was such a fucking douchebag.

Such an old ass white.

But he used to show up at my grandma's house wearing dresses and like a pearl necklace.

And he was like, in my grandmother's mind.

By the way, biggest celebrity she knew by far.