Steve Byrne

And then he has to deal with you bugging him to go back on stage when you gave suck the first time.

Does he try to dissuade you?

Like, you know, there's that thing where it's like –

Like, if you're a DJ at a strip club, you probably shouldn't be fucking the strippers because it's not going to end up good because you're going to piss off somebody.

But it is what's going to happen.

It is going to happen.

It has to happen.

But you would probably prefer, like, the boss probably thought you were going to suck and probably preferred that you didn't do it.

Well, I never performed at Caroline's until after I had left because I didn't want to tell anybody.

You never got up there.

Yeah.

Until afterwards.

Until afterwards, yeah.

So that was my thing to just not tell anybody and keep it under wraps.

And then somewhere in the middle of your set, somebody spilled a drink, and they were shouting, Steve, could you?

And you're like, I'm a stand-up now.

We know, sweetie, but there's a margarita all over the place.

People will bear with you.

By the way, you can say something funny about cleaning it up.

I've cleaned toilets.