Steve Byrne

And then I thought, I don't know.

And then I thought, well, why?

See, what you do, what I do is I don't say hi because why does he want to say hi to me?

And then he'll be thinking, Adam Carolla could have said hi, but he didn't say hi.

Adam Carolla's a dick, you know?

So I thought, well, maybe I should say hi.

Anyway, walked out of the dressing room.

There was the, like, 11-dude entourage, like,

I understand it if you're a prize fighter and you're making $40 million a fight and every jackass wants a run at the champ kind of thing.

I don't understand the one thing you do as a comedian.

You don't need any equipment or amps or techs or roadies or anything.

And then rolling like literally like 12 deep.

And you're not making that much on one night.

By the time everyone at the theater gets paid out and all the unions and everything, you're not rolling with a ton of cash.

Don't.

How do you pay these dudes?

Anyway, I did the thing where I walked out.

There were 12 dudes in the entourage.

I looked through the door.

Chris Tucker was wearing an all white shirt.