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Steve Byrne

πŸ‘€ Speaker
3158 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

My side, not on the air, just, you know, what are we going to do about this?

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

And I've realized that my reasoning is better than their reasoning, and I was put on academic probation at a junior college.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

They have degrees, and they're not very good at what they do.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

Gloria Allred and I got in an argument many years ago, and she said, well, you know, they do that thing where you never can tell.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

Do you have a crystal ball?

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

I don't have a crystal ball.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

They ask you and then they explain they don't have one.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

And then they explain nobody has one.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

I like that one.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

So why do you need to ask if I have one if nobody has one?

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

But I said to her, I don't have a crystal ball.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

I have a crystal brain.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

And I can understand things.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

And so thus, the things I complain about...

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

They will be fixed, not because I have a crystal ball, but because I'm bothered by things in advance.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

I complain about ketchup packets.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

The ketchup packets will get fixed eventually.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

It's not like I walk around going, I can see into the future.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

I can be bothered in the present.

Adam Carolla Show
Steve Byrne + Candace Bailey (Carolla Classics)

Yes.