Steve Byrne

They're everything.

Again, California is the land of laws.

We have a law for everything.

This thing is loud.

It belches out stuff that, like I said, is worse than a full-size Ford pickup truck out of the exhaust pipe.

And then what it's kicking up is God knows what, rat shit and fertilizer and poisons of one kind or another.

It comes out of his ass.

So the point is, is you make them illegal and you do what you do with everything.

You just go, they're illegal.

But there was a million Mexican March, but I don't get it because if you just said nobody can use these things, then they could all pass along whatever extra.

It would cost because they'd have to stay an extra 15 minutes at your house sweeping and raking instead of blowing.

But yet somehow, and I suspect it's Mayor Villarretardo and the rest of the city council, they don't want to get in hot water with the Latin vote.

So they just kind of look the other way.

Now, I don't and also they don't have any money.

You see, we have money.

So you can get pulled over for no front license plate, and they can just charge you $55 or whatever.

You have a checkbook.

The legal guy with the leaf blower, no deep pockets.

So we don't see him as a source of revenue.

I don't even know what I pay my gardener.