Steve Carell
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If a young player starts on a euphonium, you'd probably leave.
Steve Carell's on the phone here.
Do I get any benefit from that?
You'd be interested to know what I said after you left.
You've just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's topic, Islam versus Christianity. Which is right? Islam. Christianity. Islam! There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet. Stephen? Steve, this debate is about religion. Let's discuss it rationally. Now, think about it.
You've just made me vomit in my own mouth. What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's topic, Islam versus Christianity. Which is right? Islam. Christianity. Islam! There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet. Stephen? Steve, this debate is about religion. Let's discuss it rationally. Now, think about it.
If you were God, would you manifest your divine glory to a shepherd in a cave in Saudi Arabia in the seventh century? Or as the son of a carpenter in a manger in Judea in the year zero? Come on, use your mind. Steven, what part of there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet don't you understand? Look, let's assume for the sake of argument that your God is the one true God.
If you were God, would you manifest your divine glory to a shepherd in a cave in Saudi Arabia in the seventh century? Or as the son of a carpenter in a manger in Judea in the year zero? Come on, use your mind. Steven, what part of there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet don't you understand? Look, let's assume for the sake of argument that your God is the one true God.
That would mean Allah is not the one true God, which we know he is. Don't you see your logic eats itself? First off, it's not my logic, Steve. It's God's logic. As written in the Bible, every word of which is true. And we know every word is true because the Bible says that the Bible is true. And if you remember from earlier in this sentence, every word of the Bible is true.